Narrative

282.   Byram Stinky Noland was born to Judye Noland and Hodge Noland in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville. 20 people came to meet Byram Noland for the first time this year: Morris Noland, Codee Noland, Adolfo Noland, Byram Noland, Sonja Noland, Jereme Noland, Hellene Noland, Ladonna Noland, Hodge Noland, Wynn Noland, Rutger Noland, Adolfo Noland, Demetris Noland, Hodge Noland, Judye Noland, Lurette Noland, Faythe Noland, Aleta Noland, Casey Noland, and Florian Noland. Adolfo Noland people came to meet Byram Noland for the first time. Byram Noland made 3 new friends this year: Sonja Noland, Wynn Noland, and Sheff Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Byram this year.
283.   Byram is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Byram Noland's younger brother, Patrice Noland, was born in University Heights. Byram Noland made 5 new friends this year: Sammie Guillermo, Judye Noland, Aleta Noland, Demetris Noland, and Letitia Noland.
284.   Byram is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Byram Noland made 3 new friends this year: Michaeline Guillermo, Adolfo Noland, and Rutger Noland.
285.   Byram is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Byram Noland's younger brother, Emmit Noland, was born in University Heights. Byram Noland made 6 new friends this year: Morris Noland, Ladonna Noland, Hellene Noland, Lurette Noland, Micky Noland, and Stu Noland.
286.   Byram has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Byram visited his friend Sammie Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Byram visited his friend Rutger Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Byram visited his uncle, Jereme Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Byram visited his cousin, Thatcher Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Byram Noland made 4 new friends this year: Casey Noland, Adolfo Noland, Sivert Noland, and Hodge Noland.
287.   Byram Noland turned 5. Byram Noland made 4 new friends this year: Elwina Guillermo, Thatcher Noland, Adolfo Noland, and Hodge Noland.
289.   Byram Noland's younger sister, Bell Noland, was born in University Heights. Byram Noland made 3 new friends this year: Jared Noland, Patrice Noland, and Denny Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Byram this year.
290.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Byram this year.
291.   Byram visited his friend Stu Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time.
292.   Byram Noland turned 10. Byram Noland's younger brother, Olivier Noland, was born in University Heights. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Byram this year.
294.   Byram visited his friend Casey Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Byram this year.
296.   Byram visited his friend Letitia Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Byram this year.
297.   Byram Noland turned 15.
298.   Hodge Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. In Noland House, their home, Byram is attending to Hodge Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
299.   Michaeline Guillermo had a sexual liaison with Byram Noland. Byram Noland met two new people this year, Somerset Noland and Stephan Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Byram this year.
300.   Byram Noland turned 18. Michaeline Guillermo gave birth to a boy named Braden Drake Guillermo, of whom Byram Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Byram this year.
301.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Byram this year.
302.   Byram Noland turned 20. Byram Noland married Denny Noland in University Heights, Friendsville. Byram visited his grandfather, Wynn Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
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304.   Denny Noland gave birth to a girl named Carlena Judye Noland, after Carlena Noland, of whom Byram Noland is the father. Byram Noland made 3 new friends this year: Braden Guillermo, Kit Noland, and Somerset Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Byram this year.
305.   Denny Noland gave birth to a boy named Zorro Byram Noland, of whom Byram Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Byram this year.
306.   Denny Noland had an affair with Emmit Noland; Denny's husband, Byram Noland, did not find out. Byram visited his friend Sheff Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 24 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Byram Noland's son, Zorro Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old.
307.   Byram Noland is now 25 years old. In Noland House, their home, Byram is attending to Aleta Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Byram this year.
308.   Denny Noland gave birth to a boy named Hodge Byram Noland, after Hodge Noland, of whom Byram Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Byram this year.
309.   Byram Noland made 3 new friends this year: Lindy Noland, Hodge Noland, and Jazmin Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Byram this year.
310.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Byram this year.
311.   Denny Noland gave birth to a girl named Lyndel Demetris Noland, of whom Byram Noland is the father. Byram Noland's daughter, Lyndel Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Byram this year.
312.   Byram Noland turned 30.
313.   Byram Noland made 3 new friends this year: Carlena Noland, Rutger Noland, and Demetris Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Byram this year.
314.   Byram visited his uncle, Morris Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Byram visited his friend Sonja Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 32 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Byram visited his uncle, Florian Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Noland House, their home, Byram is attending to Emmit Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Byram Noland's brother, Emmit Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 29 years old. In Noland House, their home, Byram is attending to Jazmin Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Noland House, their home, Byram is attending to Ugo Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
315.   Denny Noland gave birth to a boy named Wynn Skyler Noland, after Wynn Noland, of whom Byram Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Byram this year.
316.   In Noland House, their home, Byram is attending to Hodge Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Byram Noland's father, Hodge Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, of natural causes; he was 61 years old.
317.   Clinten Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in University Heights for an expedition on the Dissoluble, which Clinten Noland has agreed to lead. Byram Noland declined an invitation from Clinten Noland to leave University Heights on the Dissoluble, due to considerations of Clinten Noland's inexperience as a ship captain.
318.   Byram visited his friend Thatcher Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 34 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time.
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320.   Denny Noland gave birth to a girl named Aleta Judye Noland, after Aleta Noland, of whom Byram Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Byram this year. Byram Noland is worrying about his sister Bell Noland, who 3 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
321.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Byram this year. Byram Noland is worrying about his sister Bell Noland, who 4 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
322.   Byram Noland is now 40 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Byram this year. Byram Noland is wondering about his sister Bell Noland, who 5 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
324.   Byram Noland's daughter Carlena Noland married Rutger Noland in University Heights, Friendsville. Byram Noland is worrying about his sister Bell Noland, who 7 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
325.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Tan Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Carlena Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Byram this year.
326.   Denny Noland gave birth to a boy named Wynn Byram Noland, after Wynn Noland, of whom Byram Noland is the father. Byram Noland's grandchild, named Alys Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Carlena Noland. Byram Noland's grandson, Tan Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Byram Noland's granddaughter, Alys Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Byram this year. Byram Noland is worrying about his sister Bell Noland, who 9 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
327.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Stefano Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Carlena Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Byram this year. Byram Noland is worrying about his sister Bell Noland, who 10 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
328.   Denny Noland gave birth to a girl named Filide Zenia Noland, of whom Byram Noland is the father. Byram Noland's grandchild, named Jim Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Carlena Noland. Byram Noland's grandson, Jim Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Byram this year.
329.   Byram Noland's daughter, Filide Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Byram Noland is wondering about his sister Bell Noland, who 12 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
330.   Byram Noland is worrying about his sister Bell Noland, who 13 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
332.   Byram Noland turned 50. Byram Noland's grandchild, named Wyatan Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Carlena Noland. Byram visited his aunt, Demetris Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Byram this year.
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334.   Denny Noland gave birth to a boy named Byram Patrice Noland; he is named for his father Byram Stinky Noland. Byram Noland's son, Byram Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Byram Noland is wondering about his sister Bell Noland, who 17 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
335.   In Noland House, their home, Byram is attending to Judye Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Byram Noland's mother, Judye Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, of natural causes; she was 80 years old.
336.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Rikki Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Carlena Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Byram this year. Byram Noland is worrying about his sister Bell Noland, who 19 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
337.   Byram Noland is wondering about his sister Bell Noland, who 20 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
338.   Byram Noland is wondering about his sister Bell Noland, who 21 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
339.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Wynn Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Carlena Noland. Byram Noland's daughter Aleta Noland married Adolfo Noland in University Heights, Friendsville. Byram Noland's grandson, Wynn Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
340.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Denny Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Aleta Noland. Denny Noland asked Byram Noland for a divorce, but Byram pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. In Noland House, their home, Byram is attending to Lurette Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Byram Noland decided to leave University Heights, and his wife Denny Noland argued against the idea, but then relented; they will do so shortly. Byram Noland's wife, Denny Noland, and child, Wynn Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Byram. Byram Noland moved out of Noland House in University Heights. Byram Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a rapid pace. Byram Noland stopped in the wilderness 6 miles east of University Heights. Byram Noland met 26 new people this year: Cindelyn Vaclav, Kass Zollie, Tucker Vaclav, Magnus Zollie, Kalie Vaclav, Gena Noland, Barn Zollie, Crista Zollie, Jarvis Noland, Barrett Vaclav, Willette Zollie, Patience Vaclav, Iain Zollie, Arlette Zollie, Carmita Zollie, Silvan Zollie, Jessey Zollie, Morton Noland, Marney Zollie, Wells Zollie, Giffard Zollie, Johann Zollie, Karie Zollie, Dwain Zollie, Johnny Zollie, and Willette Zollie. Byram just found out from Adolfo Noland that his family member Codee Noland died of natural causes in the wilderness of Friendsville 14 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 18 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. (Adolfo had recently found this out from Adolfo Noland.) Byram just found out from Adolfo Noland that his family member Ladonna Noland died in the wilderness of Friendsville 41 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 53 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. (Adolfo had recently found this out from Magnus Vaclav.) Byram reunited with his brother Adolfo Noland, who he hasn't seen since 18 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Byram visited with his friend Somerset Noland, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Byram Noland made 13 new friends this year: Jarvis Noland, Gena Noland, Tucker Vaclav, Kalie Vaclav, Cindelyn Vaclav, Silvan Zollie, Kass Zollie, Arlette Zollie, Johann Zollie, Johnny Zollie, Marney Zollie, Wells Zollie, and Barn Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Byram this year. Byram is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Sonja Noland; they first met 58 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville and last saw each other 26 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville.
341.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Esther Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Aleta Noland. Byram Noland's son Wynn Noland married Michaeline Noland in University Heights, Friendsville. Byram Noland met 30 new people this year: Olympe Noland, Kam Zollie, Magnus Noland, Casey Noland, Felisha Vaclav, Kam Zollie, Daniel Vaclav, Cynthia Noland, Cindelyn Noland, Lilias Zollie, Myron Vaclav, Phillip Zollie, Ermentrude Zollie, Boyce Noland, Vickie Noland, Jordy Noland, Dulcie Zollie, Skell Vaclav, Lilias Zollie, Horatia Vaclav, Clinten Zollie, Rudiger Noland, Waylon Noland, Ermentrude Noland, Case Zollie, Elwina Vaclav, Jared Noland, Tallie Noland, Sibel Noland, and Aube Zollie. Byram is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Aleta Noland; they first met 59 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville and last saw each other 34 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Byram Noland made 17 new friends this year: Olympe Noland, Boyce Noland, Casey Noland, Vickie Noland, Aleta Noland, Jared Noland, Myron Vaclav, Barrett Vaclav, Daniel Vaclav, Ethelbert Vaclav, Jack Zollie, Case Zollie, Lilias Zollie, Iain Zollie, Willette Zollie, Lilias Zollie, and Ermentrude Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Byram this year. Byram is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Thatcher Noland; they first met 57 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville and last saw each other 23 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville.
342.   Byram Noland is now 60 years old. Byram Noland's grandchild, named Stacie Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Aleta Noland. Byram Noland met 15 new people this year: Blinny Zollie, Fancie Noland, Kincaid Zollie, Wright Zollie, Rodolfo Zollie, Gianna Zollie, Kincaid Zollie, Willette Zollie, Murphy Zollie, Peggie Zollie, Willey Noland, Jarvis Zollie, Rivy Noland, Bridgette Zollie, and Emilio Noland. Byram is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Sheff Noland; they first met 60 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville and last saw each other 36 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Byram Noland made 17 new friends this year: Fancie Noland, Ermentrude Noland, Jordy Noland, Rudiger Noland, Willey Noland, Horatia Vaclav, Skell Vaclav, Blinny Zollie, Barn Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Phillip Zollie, Bridgette Zollie, Murphy Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, Aube Zollie, Kincaid Zollie, and Carmita Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Byram this year. Byram Noland is wondering about his sister Bell Noland, who 25 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
343.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Byram Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Carlena Noland. Byram Noland's grandchild, named Avery Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's father is Byram's son, Wynn Noland. Byram visited his friend Jarvis Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Byram Noland met 5 new people this year: Ivette Zollie, Idalia Zollie, Mahmud Zollie, Lewis Zollie, and Zabrina Noland. Byram is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Elwina Noland; they first met 60 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville and last saw each other 27 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Byram Noland made 11 new friends this year: Felisha Vaclav, Elwina Vaclav, Willette Zollie, Dulcie Zollie, Rodolfo Zollie, Kam Zollie, Kincaid Zollie, Karie Zollie, Idalia Zollie, Mahmud Zollie, and Clinten Zollie.
344.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Ame Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Aleta Noland. Byram Noland's grandchild, named Adolfo Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's father is Byram's son, Wynn Noland. Byram Noland met one new person this year, Friedrick Noland. Byram Noland made 6 new friends this year: Cynthia Noland, Aleta Noland, Magnus Noland, Friedrick Noland, Sibel Noland, and Ivette Zollie. Byram Noland is worrying about his sister Bell Noland, who 27 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
345.   Byram Noland has fallen ill. Byram is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Olympe Noland, Casey Noland, Ivette Noland, Jarvis Noland, Carmita Noland, Willette Noland, Aleta Noland, Jordy Noland, Cynthia Noland, Somerset Noland, Rudiger Noland, Vickie Noland, Willey Noland, Ermentrude Noland, Adolfo Noland, Friedrick Noland, Jared Noland, Wynn Noland, Magnus Noland, Denny Noland, Ermentrude Noland, Sibel Noland, Gena Noland, Cindelyn Vaclav, Barrett Vaclav, Kalie Vaclav, Daniel Vaclav, Skell Vaclav, Horatia Vaclav, Tucker Vaclav, Fancie Vaclav, Felisha Vaclav, Myron Vaclav, Elwina Vaclav, Silvan Zollie, Kam Zollie, Barn Zollie, Barn Zollie, Rodolfo Zollie, Jack Zollie, Dulcie Zollie, Blinny Zollie, Marney Zollie, Aleta Zollie, Arlette Zollie, Phillip Zollie, Murphy Zollie, Lilias Zollie, Mahmud Zollie, Iain Zollie, Lilias Zollie, Idalia Zollie, Kass Zollie, Case Zollie, Willette Zollie, Clinten Zollie, Karie Zollie, Kincaid Zollie, and Bridgette Zollie. Byram Noland died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of natural causes; he was 63 years old. Denny Noland buried Byram Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville and placed a gravestone at the site.
347.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Farley Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's father is Byram's son, Wynn Noland.
348.   Byram Noland's son Wynn Noland married Idalia Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Idalia Zollie is now named Idalia Noland.
349.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Manfred Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Aleta Noland.
351.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Othello Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's father is Byram's son, Hodge Noland.
352.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Mick Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Aleta Noland.
353.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Marielle Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Carlena Noland. Byram Noland's grandchild, named Rianon Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Aleta Noland.
356.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Filide Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Carlena Noland. Byram Noland's grandchild, named Blaire Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Aleta Noland.
359.   Byram Noland's son Wynn Noland married Sibel Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville.
360.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Aleta Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Aleta Noland.
361.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Bonni Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Aleta Noland.
362.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Adolfo Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Aleta Noland.
363.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Aleta Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Aleta Noland.
366.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Blaire Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Aleta Noland.
367.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Paddy Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Aleta Noland.
368.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Ariana Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Aleta Noland.
369.   Byram Noland's grandchild, named Lilyan Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's mother is Byram's daughter, Aleta Noland.
394.   Byram Noland's grandson, Adolfo Noland, murdered 22-year-old Siward Zollie in the wilderness of Wilderness of Friendsville.