Narrative

249.   Calida Carlota Noland was born to Sophi Noland and Wynn Noland in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville. 13 people came to meet Calida Noland for the first time this year: Michaeline Guillermo, Sophi Noland, Wynn Noland, Mira Noland, Brady Noland, Bear Noland, Ermentrude Noland, Wynn Noland, Adolfo Noland, Demetris Zollie, Calida Noland, Pippa Noland, and Sammie Guillermo. Hodge Noland people came to meet Calida Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Calida this year.
250.   Calida is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jarvis Zollie people came to meet Calida Noland for the first time. Calida Noland made 5 new friends this year: Hodge Noland, Wynn Noland, Michaeline Noland, Casey Noland, and Demetris Zollie.
251.   Calida is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Calida Noland made 6 new friends this year: Sumner Gilles, Gaylene Noland, Letitia Noland, Aleta Noland, Micky Noland, and Stu Noland.
252.   Calida is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
253.   Calida has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Calida Noland's half-brother, Bear Noland, took his own life in University Heights, Friendsville; he was 21 years old. Calida Noland made 5 new friends this year: Sammie Guillermo, Cynthia Noland, Wynn Noland, Sheff Noland, and Jarvis Zollie.
254.   Calida Noland turned 5.
255.   In Noland House, their home, Calida is attending to Sophi Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Calida Noland's mother, Sophi Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, of natural causes; she was 61 years old. Calida Noland made 8 new friends this year: Thatcher Noland, Sonja Noland, Fancie Noland, Jeb Noland, Gena Noland, Elwina Noland, Pippa Noland, and Rutger Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Calida this year.
257.   Calida Noland met one new person this year, Carlena Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Calida this year.
259.   Calida Noland is now 10 years old. Calida Noland's half-sister, Pippa Noland, took her own life in University Heights, Friendsville; she was 32 years old.
260.   Calida visited her friend Adolfo Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Calida this year.
261.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Calida this year.
262.   Calida Noland made 3 new friends this year: Judye Noland, Spike Noland, and Ladonna Noland.
263.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Calida this year.
264.   Calida Noland turned 15. In Noland House, their home, Calida is attending to Wynn Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Calida Noland's father, Wynn Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, of natural causes; he was 64 years old.
266.   In Noland House, their home, Calida is attending to Fancie Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Noland House, their home, Calida is attending to Michaeline Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Calida this year.
267.   Calida Noland turned 18. Calida Noland moved out of Noland House in University Heights. Calida Noland moved into Gilles House in University Heights. Calida Noland married Casey Noland in University Heights, Friendsville.
268.   Calida Noland met one new person this year, Codee Noland.
269.   Calida Noland turned 20. In Gilles House, their home, Calida is attending to Stu Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
270.   In Gilles House, their home, Calida is attending to Aleta Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Calida Noland met one new person this year, Michaeline Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Calida this year.
271.   Calida Noland met one new person this year, Aleta Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Calida this year.
272.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Calida this year.
273.   Calida Noland met one new person this year, Drake Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Calida this year.
274.   Calida Noland is now 25 years old. Calida Noland met one new person this year, Zippy Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Calida this year.
275.   Calida Noland met one new person this year, Maible Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Calida this year.
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277.   Calida Noland met one new person this year, Jereme Noland.
278.   Calida Noland met one new person this year, Aleta Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Calida this year.
279.   Calida Noland turned 30. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Calida this year.
280.   Calida Noland met one new person this year, Hodge Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Calida this year.
281.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Calida this year.
282.   Calida Noland met two new people this year, Byram Noland and Adolfo Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Calida this year.
283.   Calida visited her friend Sumner Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 32 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time.
284.   Calida Noland met one new person this year, Patrice Noland. Calida Noland made 3 new friends this year: Adolfo Noland, Patrice Noland, and Capt. Paton Shumeet.
285.   Calida visited her friend Capt. Paton Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Calida visited her friend Alexandra Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 35 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Calida this year.
286.   Calida visited her nephew, Sammie Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Calida visited her brother, Brady Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Calida Noland's half-brother, Brady Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 61 years old. In Gilles House, their home, Calida is attending to Rutger Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Calida visited her friend Jereme Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time.
287.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Calida this year.
288.   Calida Noland met one new person this year, Emmit Noland.
289.   Calida Noland turned 40. Calida Noland met one new person this year, Angel Noland.
290.   Calida Noland met one new person this year, Bell Noland. Calida Noland made 3 new friends this year: Alexandra Noland, Emmit Noland, and Bell Noland.
291.   In Gilles House, their home, Calida is attending to Stu Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
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293.   Calida Noland met two new people this year, Kit Noland and Olivier Noland.
294.   In Gilles House, their home, Calida is attending to Casey Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Calida Noland's husband, Casey Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, of natural causes; he was 62 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Calida this year.
296.   Calida visited her friend Letitia Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 46 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Calida this year.
298.   Calida visited her friend Hodge Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 49 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Calida Noland decided to leave University Heights; she will do so shortly. Calida Noland moved out of Gilles House in University Heights. Calida Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a rapid pace. Calida Noland stopped in the wilderness 8 miles east of University Heights. Calida Noland met 19 new people this year: Israel Noland, Boyce Noland, Bridgette Noland, Rudie Noland, Hatti Vaclav, Hassan Vaclav, Myron Vaclav, Cindelyn Guillermo, Willette Zollie, Ivette Zollie, Forrest Noland, Evette Vaclav, Dwaine Vaclav, Magnus Zollie, Vivien Noland, Lilias Vaclav, Aleta Zollie, Barnabas Noland, and Stu Noland. Calida just found out from Adolfo Noland that her sister Mira Zollie died of natural causes in the wilderness of Friendsville 14 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 39 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. (Adolfo had recently found this out from Candis Zollie.) Calida just found out from Adolfo Noland that her nephew Spike Noland died of disease in the wilderness of Friendsville 23 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 27 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. (Adolfo had recently found this out from Adolfo Noland.) Calida just found out from Micky Guillermo that her sister Ermentrude Noland died in a freak accident in the wilderness of Friendsville 25 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 34 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. (Micky had recently found this out from Brandice Guillermo.) Calida visited with her friend Micky Guillermo, who she hadn't seen since 12 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Calida reunited with her brother Adolfo Noland, who she hasn't seen since 36 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Calida visited with her niece Gena Zollie, who she hadn't seen since 34 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Calida visited with her niece Ladonna Noland, who she hadn't seen since 11 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Calida visited with her niece Faunie Zollie, who she hadn't seen since 33 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Calida Noland made 18 new friends this year: Margaret Guillermo, Cindelyn Guillermo, Bridgette Noland, Boyce Noland, Vivien Noland, Rudie Noland, Barnabas Noland, Stu Noland, Gwenora Vaclav, Myron Vaclav, Evette Vaclav, Hassan Vaclav, Eddy Vaclav, Dwaine Vaclav, Hatti Vaclav, Willette Zollie, Aleta Zollie, and Jarvis Zollie.
299.   Calida Noland turned 50. Calida Noland met 15 new people this year: Corena Guillermo, Giralda Guillermo, Weylin Guillermo, Gerry Guillermo, Olympe Guillermo, Pippa Zollie, Dari Guillermo, Demetrius Guillermo, Ashlen Zollie, Dion Zollie, Brandice Guillermo, Crista Noland, Vickie Vaclav, Jack Zollie, and Zabrina Zollie. Calida Noland made 11 new friends this year: Gerry Guillermo, Olympe Guillermo, Giralda Guillermo, Brandice Guillermo, Crista Noland, Ermentrude Noland, Vickie Vaclav, Ivette Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, Magnus Zollie, and Zabrina Zollie.
300.   Calida Noland met 4 new people this year: Aube Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Reilly Guillermo, and Cindelyn Vaclav. Calida is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of her oldest friends, the late Alexandra Noland; they first met 50 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville and last saw each other 15 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Calida Noland made 4 new friends this year: Demetrius Guillermo, Jobina Noland, Cindelyn Vaclav, and Aube Zollie.
301.   Calida Noland met 6 new people this year: Cindelyn Zollie, Yettie Zollie, Magnus Vaclav, Josee Zollie, Rodolfo Zollie, and Wilfrid Noland. Calida Noland made 8 new friends this year: Corena Guillermo, Jacklyn Vaclav, Cindelyn Zollie, Yettie Zollie, Dion Zollie, Josee Zollie, Rodolfo Zollie, and Ashlen Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Calida this year.
302.   Calida visited her brother, Adolfo Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Calida Noland's half-brother, Adolfo Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of natural causes; he was 78 years old. Calida Noland met 5 new people this year: Jared Noland, Boyce Noland, Johnny Zollie, Murphy Zollie, and Tandi Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Calida this year. Calida is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of her oldest friends, the late Stu Noland; they first met 53 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville and last saw each other 11 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Calida is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of her oldest friends, the late Rutger Noland; they first met 49 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville and last saw each other 16 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville.
303.   Calida Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Calida Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Calida Noland traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Calida Noland met 8 new people this year: Ermentrude Noland, Ajay Zollie, Masha Zollie, Barrett Vaclav, Leonie Noland, Dwain Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, and Maurice Zollie. Calida Noland made 3 new friends this year: Magnus Vaclav, Maurice Zollie, and Ajay Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Calida this year.
304.   Calida Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Calida Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Calida Noland traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Calida Noland met 4 new people this year: Giorgia Guillermo, Blinny Vaclav, Barn Zollie, and Tucker Vaclav. Calida Noland made 7 new friends this year: Boyce Noland, Blinny Vaclav, Tucker Vaclav, Renaud Vaclav, Masha Zollie, Barn Zollie, and Faunie Zollie.
305.   Calida Noland had a sexual liaison with Sheff Noland. Calida Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Calida Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a rapid pace. Calida Noland traveled 5 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Calida Noland met 3 new people this year: Myron Vaclav, Clinten Zollie, and Nonah Zollie. Calida is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of her oldest friends, the late Sumner Gilles; they first met 54 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville and last saw each other 22 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Calida Noland made 6 new friends this year: Dari Guillermo, Giorgia Guillermo, Forrest Noland, Tandi Noland, Barrett Vaclav, and Clinten Zollie.
306.   Calida visited her friend Margaret Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Calida Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Calida Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a moderate pace. Calida Noland traveled 5 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Calida Noland met 3 new people this year: Mahmud Zollie, Kam Zollie, and Fancie Zollie. Calida just found out from Hellene Noland that her brother Wynn Noland died of natural causes in University Heights, Friendsville 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Calida Noland made 4 new friends this year: Reilly Guillermo, Jack Zollie, Fancie Zollie, and Mahmud Zollie.
307.   Calida Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Calida Noland is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Calida Noland traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Calida Noland met 3 new people this year: Marney Zollie, Ewan Zollie, and Barn Zollie. Calida Noland made 3 new friends this year: Israel Noland, Jared Noland, and Dwain Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Calida this year. Calida is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of her oldest friends, the late Letitia Noland; they first met 57 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville and last saw each other 11 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville.
308.   Calida visited her niece, Ermentrude Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Calida Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Calida Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Calida Noland traveled 4 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Calida Noland made 3 new friends this year: Wilfrid Noland, Nonah Zollie, and Barn Zollie.
309.   Calida Noland is now 60 years old. Calida Noland has fallen ill. Calida is on her deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Olympe Guillermo, Demetrius Guillermo, Crista Guillermo, Giorgia Guillermo, Gerry Guillermo, Reilly Guillermo, Dari Guillermo, Brandice Guillermo, Gena Guillermo, Giralda Guillermo, Corena Guillermo, Cindelyn Noland, Boyce Noland, Vickie Noland, Hellene Noland, Wilfrid Noland, Forrest Noland, Israel Noland, Boyce Noland, Tandi Noland, Jared Noland, Bridgette Vaclav, Hassan Vaclav, Magnus Vaclav, Dwaine Vaclav, Aleta Vaclav, Cindelyn Vaclav, Jacklyn Vaclav, Vivien Vaclav, Barrett Vaclav, Eddy Vaclav, Tucker Vaclav, Myron Vaclav, Ivette Vaclav, Yettie Zollie, Masha Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, Josee Zollie, Barn Zollie, Clinten Zollie, Gwenora Zollie, Blinny Zollie, Dion Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, Jack Zollie, Willette Zollie, Ajay Zollie, Rodolfo Zollie, Ashlen Zollie, Faunie Zollie, Zabrina Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Murphy Zollie, Dwain Zollie, Maurice Zollie, Cindelyn Zollie, Fancie Zollie, Mahmud Zollie, Hatti Zollie, Johnny Zollie, Barn Zollie, Aube Zollie, Aleta Zollie, and Nonah Zollie. Calida Noland died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of natural causes; she was 60 years old. Gwenora Zollie, who had gotten to know Calida Noland due to the proximity of their campsites in the wilderness of Friendsville, buried her there and placed a gravestone at the site.