Narrative

290.   Demetris Stu Noland was born to Codee Noland and Florian Noland in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville. 23 people came to meet Demetris Noland for the first time this year: Angel Noland, Jared Noland, Denny Noland, Hellene Noland, Bell Noland, Demetris Noland, Judye Noland, Patrice Noland, Morris Noland, Emmit Noland, Letitia Noland, Codee Noland, Alexandra Noland, Michaeline Guillermo, Hodge Noland, Stu Noland, Elwina Guillermo, Wynn Noland, Florian Noland, Adolfo Noland, Byram Noland, Hodge Noland, and Demetris Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Demetris this year.
291.   Demetris is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Demetris Noland's younger brother, Wilbur Noland, was born in University Heights. Demetris Noland's brother, Wilbur Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Calida Noland people came to meet Demetris Noland for the first time. Demetris Noland made 6 new friends this year: Emmit Noland, Jared Noland, Hodge Noland, Demetris Noland, Patrice Noland, and Adolfo Noland.
292.   Demetris is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Demetris Noland's younger sister, Kit Noland, was born in University Heights. Demetris Noland made 6 new friends this year: Sonja Noland, Letitia Noland, Adolfo Noland, Sheff Noland, Lurette Noland, and Casey Noland.
293.   Demetris is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Demetris Noland made 3 new friends this year: Aleta Noland, Denny Noland, and Adolfo Noland.
294.   Demetris has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Demetris visited his friend Casey Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
295.   Demetris Noland is now 5 years old.
296.   In Noland House, their home, Demetris is attending to Letitia Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Demetris Noland made 5 new friends this year: Elwina Guillermo, Hodge Noland, Morris Noland, Angel Noland, and Bell Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Demetris this year.
298.   Demetris Noland's younger sister, Codee Noland, was born in University Heights. Demetris visited his grandfather, Hodge Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Demetris this year.
300.   Demetris Noland turned 10. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Demetris this year.
302.   In Noland House, their home, Demetris is attending to Wynn Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
304.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Demetris this year.
305.   Demetris Noland is now 15 years old. Demetris Noland's parents Codee Noland and Florian Noland divorced after 19 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Codee Noland and Florian Noland decided that Florian will stay in their house, and Codee will move out. Demetris Noland moved out of Noland House in University Heights. Demetris Noland moved into Noland House in University Heights. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Demetris this year.
306.   Demetris visited his friend Sheff Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time.
307.   Demetris visited his friend Aleta Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Demetris this year.
308.   Demetris Noland is now 18 years old. Demetris Noland met one new person this year, Jazmin Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Demetris this year.
309.   Demetris Noland met one new person this year, Hodge Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Demetris this year.
310.   Demetris Noland is now 20 years old. Demetris Noland's younger half-brother, Sherlocke Noland, was born in University Heights. Demetris Noland's mother Codee Noland married Adolfo Noland in University Heights, Friendsville. Demetris Noland's father Florian Noland married Elwina Guillermo in University Heights, Friendsville. Demetris Noland's half-brother, Sherlocke Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Demetris Noland met one new person this year, Adolfo Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Demetris this year.
311.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Demetris this year.
312.   Demetris Noland's younger half-brother, Adolfo Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville. Demetris Noland's half-brother, Adolfo Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
313.   Demetris Noland's younger half-brother, Ugo Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville. Demetris Noland met one new person this year, Monte Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Demetris this year.
314.   Demetris visited his uncle, Morris Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Demetris visited his friend Sonja Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 24 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Demetris visited his father, Florian Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Demetris Noland's father, Florian Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 53 years old. Demetris visited his cousin, Emmit Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Demetris visited his friend Jazmin Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Demetris visited his brother, Ugo Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Demetris Noland's half-brother, Ugo Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was only a year old.
315.   Demetris Noland turned 25. Demetris Noland's sister, Alexandra Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, after a freak accident; she was 28 years old.
316.   Demetris visited his uncle, Hodge Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
317.   Clinten Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in University Heights for an expedition on the Dissoluble, which Clinten Noland has agreed to lead. Demetris Noland accepted an invitation from Clinten Noland to leave University Heights on the Dissoluble. Demetris Noland moved out of Noland House in University Heights. Demetris Noland boarded the Dissoluble from the port of University Heights, Friendsville. The group about to board the Dissoluble has decided that, rather than Clinten Noland naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Mohan Noland's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Demetris Noland is hurt by the decision. The Dissoluble, under command of Capt. Mohan Noland, has left the harbor at University Heights, Friendsville. The Dissoluble is heading W at three-quarter speed. As an act of mutiny, Demetris Noland is going to attempt to murder Capt. Mohan Noland, whose decision-making aboard the Dissoluble has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Demetris Noland attempted to murder Capt. Mohan Noland as an act of mutiny, but failed. Demetris Noland was murdered aboard the Dissoluble by his cousin Capt. Mohan Noland, who was acting in self-defense; he was 27 years old.