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Jared Noland
279 – 307

Jared Noland was born in University Heights, Friendsville, Diol, and was murdered by Boyce Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville.

Overview

Gender: Masculine
Born: 279, University Heights, Friendsville
Died: 307 (age 28), Wilderness of Friendsville, Friendsville
Cause of death: Murder
Murdered by: Boyce Noland
Murder reason: Unknown

Name

Full name: Jared Rob Noland
Named for: N/A

Personality

Openness to experience: open (takes after Micky Noland)
Conscientiousness: conscientious (takes after Brady Noland)
Extroversion: very extroverted (takes after Micky Noland)
Agreeableness: disagreeable (takes after Brady Noland)
Neuroticism: neurotic (takes after Micky Noland)

Immediate Family

Wife: Lurette Noland
Parents: Brady Noland and Micky Guillermo
Children: Somerset Noland, Stephan Noland, Lindy Noland

Locations and Residences

Place of birth: University Heights, Friendsville
Place of death: Wilderness of Friendsville, Friendsville
Residence timeline: University Heights, Friendsville (279-306)

Craftwork

Houses built: Noland House

Romance

Interested in: Women
Ex-spouses: Lurette Noland
Marriage timeline: Lurette (Noland) Noland (297-302 (divorce))
Strongest love interest at time of death: Brandice Guillermo
Romantic partners: Lurette Noland, Brandice Guillermo

Languages

Native languages: Aniumustpyrx

Friendship

Oldest friend: Thatcher Noland (met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Close friends: list...
Thatcher Noland (met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Hellene Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected in 307 in the wilderness of Friendsville)
Demetris Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Micky Guillermo
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 286)
Letitia Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 296)
Brady Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 286)
Adolfo Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Morris Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Sheff Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 306)
Codee Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Wynn Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 302)
Sammie Guillermo
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 286)
Michaeline Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Hodge Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Elwina Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Aleta Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Calida Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected in 307 in the wilderness of Friendsville)
Jereme Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 286)
Rutger Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 286)
Hodge Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 298)
Florian Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Stu Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 291)
Aleta Vaclav
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected in 307 in the wilderness of Friendsville)
Sonja Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Judye Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Lurette Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Casey Noland
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 294)
Ladonna Noland
(met in 280 in University Heights; last connected there in 287)
Adolfo Noland
(met in 280 in University Heights; last connected there in 293)
Adolfo Noland
(met in 282 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Denny Vaclav
(met in 283 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Patrice Noland
(met in 284 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Sivert Noland
(met in 284 in University Heights; last connected there in 288)
Byram Noland
(met in 285 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Emmit Noland
(met in 285 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Capt. Stu Noland
(met in 286 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Alexandra Noland
(met in 287 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Angel Noland
(met in 288 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Demetris Noland
(met in 290 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Bell Noland
(met in 290 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Kit Noland
(met in 292 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Olivier Noland
(met in 293 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Capt. Mohan Noland
(met in 294 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Clinten Noland
(met in 296 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Somerset Noland
(met in 298 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Olympe Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 307)
Masha Noland
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 307)
Crista Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 307)
Jarvis Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 307)
Giorgia Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 307)
Lilias Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 307)
Ashlen Guillermo
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 307)
Ermentrude Noland
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 307)
Myron Vaclav
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 307)
Zabrina Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 307)
Bridgette Noland
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 307)
Jarvis Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 307)
Mahmud Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 307)
Eddy Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 307)
Johnny Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 307)
Reilly Guillermo
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 307)
Acquaintances: list...
Aleta Guillermo
(met in 279 in University Heights; last connected there in 279)
Swen Noland
(met in 280 in University Heights; last connected there in 281)
Faythe Noland
(met in 281 in University Heights; last connected there in 282)
Cassi Noland
(met in 282 in University Heights; last connected there in 283)
Wynn Noland
(met in 284 in University Heights; last connected there in 284)
Thatcher Noland
(met in 285 in University Heights; last connected there in 286)
Alys Noland
(met in 289 in University Heights; last connected there in 289)
Wilbur Noland
(met in 291 in University Heights; last connected there in 291)
Abdel Noland
(met in 293 in University Heights; last connected there in 294)
Friedrick Noland
(met in 297 in University Heights; last connected there in 297)
Codee Aldis
(met in 298 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Stephan Noland
(met in 299 in University Heights; last connected there in 302)
Braden Guillermo
(met in 300 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Lindy Noland
(met in 301 in University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Nonah Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 306)
Kam Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 306)
Myron Vaclav
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 306)
Jack Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 306)
Maurice Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 306)
Yettie Noland
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 306)
Vivien Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 306)
Clinten Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 306)
Rodolfo Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 307)
Dwain Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 306)
Cindelyn Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 306)
Murphy Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 306)
Josee Zollie
(met in 306 in the wilderness of Friendsville; last connected there in 306)

Extended Family

Wife: Lurette Noland
Ex-spouses: Lurette Noland
Great-grandparents: Capt. Adolfo Noland, Joycelin Noland, Colin Guillermo, Pippa Guillermo, Capt. Adolfo Noland, Joycelin Noland, Jarvis Gilles, Nevsa Noland
Grandparents: Adolfo Noland, Sophi Noland, Stu Noland, Aleta Noland
Parents: Brady Noland and Micky Guillermo
Full brothers: Swen Noland
Half-sisters: Sonja Noland, Faunie Zollie, Linet Gilles, Chastity Noland, Sandye Noland
Half-brothers: Sammie Guillermo, Spike Noland, Florian Noland, Jeb Noland, Colin Noland, Zippy Noland, Harvard Noland, Theo Noland
Sons: Somerset Noland, Stephan Noland, Lindy Noland
Nephews: Adolfo Noland, Drake Guillermo, Adolfo Noland, Adolfo Noland, Aube Zollie, Angel Noland, Demetris Noland, Wilbur Noland, Magnus Zollie
Grandchildren: Luis Noland, Georgiana Noland, Pamelina Noland, Aleta Zollie, Milly Noland, Michaeline Zollie, Gonzales Zollie
Great-grandchildren: Olympe Zollie, Chiarra Noland, Aleta Zollie, Marysa Zollie
All known ancestors: list all 300...
Heathcliff Zalman, Allyn Zollie, Peyter Tymothy, Aristotle Thurston, Kim Monroe, Fonzie Quinn, Patricio Bert, Kylen Zalman, Pietra Slim, Hellene Tymothy, Brandie Thurston, Rhodia Rockwell, Neville Vaclav, Dorie Isidore, Elberta Tymothy, Norman Ronen, Lucretia Thurston, Feodora Vaclav, Demetris Vaclav, Mel Jordan, Mauritz Isidore, Sheff Gilles, Nanny Jordan, Alford Rickard, Corine Monroe, Donal Slim, Kandy Ronen, Ellen Jordan, Justis Shumeet, Dudley Guillermo, Suellen Gilles, Gwennie Rickard, Adrianne Guillermo, Nerte Slim, Rodge Zollie, Alyda Zollie, Ibrahim Prasun, Aleta Noland, Piet Noland, Freida Aldis, Katinka Gilles, Hellene Melvin, Woochang Rayner, Anny Bert, Tallie Aldis, Diego Sawyere, Larisa Thurston, Fitz Myke, Demetris Zollie, Werner Monroe, Mira Myke, Fonzie Quinn, Myrah Quinn, Peyton Ronen, Mackenzie Melvin, Llewellyn Vaclav, Ximenez Thurston, Ted Slim, Suellen Shumeet, Norman Ronen, Barnett Zollie, Sam Prasun, Gwennie Thurston, Corine Noland, Sheff Gilles, Susana Rayner, Justis Shumeet, Lambert Bert, Aeriell Myke, Piet Noland, Jamie Zollie, Fitz Myke, Charlton Jordan, Jack Guillermo, Jose Rayner, Elayne Quinn, Halimeda Zollie, Holley Vaclav, Fonzie Quinn, Neville Zollie, Gay Zollie, Harmon Vaclav, Cooper Zollie, Leland Aldis, Benni Jordan, Zorana Rayner, Elberta Zollie, Ronald Quinn, Murial Jordan, Katheryn Myke, Rissa Noland, Darth Rickard, Norman Prasun, Corella Myke, Rodge Zollie, Morna Aldis, Tallie Aldis, Rhodia Shumeet, Angel Aldis, Ali Zollie, Andros Prasun, Eddy Myke, Suellen Zollie, Holley Prasun, Myrah Ronen, Yolanda Vaclav, Justis Shumeet, Norman Ronen, Farra Aldis, Chery Gilles, Sean Aldis, Kurt Gilles, Prince Zollie, Sheff Gilles, Bernardina Noland, Dru Aldis, Mohammad Aldis, Piet Noland, Hellene Prasun, Trevar Jordan, Vina Zollie, Jack Guillermo, Wynn Quinn, Bunny Jordan, Shawna Jordan, Neville Zollie, Kris Noland, Leone Zollie, Spencer Gilles, Tate Vaclav, Fonzie Quinn, Osgood Vaclav, Lizzie Zollie, Charissa Jordan, Monty Gilles, Jilleen Guillermo, Rodge Zollie, Cesya Quinn, Yalonda Zollie, Feodora Noland, Shay Zollie, Dyna Aldis, Rayner Jordan, Micky Aldis, Leland Gilles, Vina Gilles, Bertie Gilles, Demetris Vaclav, Shea Jordan, Hartwell Zollie, Sheff Gilles, Penny Gilles, Franky Gilles, Shannen Vaclav, Fonzie Quinn, Daffi Vaclav, Thomas Aldis, Amalie Zollie, Giffer Quinn, Mason Aldis, Piet Noland, Matthieu Zollie, Filip Gilles, Demetris Aldis, Jamie Prasun, Corine Myke, Brice Noland, Tansy Noland, Aleta Jordan, Osgood Vaclav, Tallie Gilles, Basil Vaclav, Charissa Zollie, Andros Prasun, Nevile Quinn, Simon Aldis, Saunder Gilles, Quintin Guillermo, Corina Noland, Wayne Prasun, Cordey Noland, Vina Guillermo, Darius Jordan, Roderigo Prasun, Tobin Zollie, Beatrice Gilles, Gabriel Zollie, Kari Prasun, Lainey Guillermo, Florian Guillermo, Kippy Quinn, Valli Gilles, Franky Gilles, Walt Noland, Mira Noland, Onida Jordan, Olivia Prasun, Mel Noland, Suellen Gilles, Lesya Noland, Lawton Noland, Dru Gilles, Kylie Gilles, Dave Gilles, Donal Gilles, Leonid Zollie, Spencer Quinn, Maximilien Noland, Humbert Noland, Chris Noland, Sean Gilles, Wally Zollie, Ellen Prasun, Margi Guillermo, Elie Prasun, Justis Guillermo, Amandy Melvin, Spencer Gilles, Tallie Gilles, Mark Jordan, Mariquilla Noland, Hellene Zollie, Capt. Jordy Guillermo, Nerte Zollie, Lisetta Zollie, Walt Noland, Corella Gilles, Olag Gilles, Cornellis Noland, Micky Aldis, Quintin Guillermo, Giselle Gilles, Ozzy Quinn, Gwenette Guillermo, Jarvis Gilles, Mattheus Noland, Charity Gilles, Terrianne Aldis, Gabriel Zollie II, Matthieu Zollie, Pammi Aldis, Hal Zollie, Karissa Noland, Sean Noland, Benni Guillermo, Adolfo Zollie, Horatio Noland, Freida Zollie, Morris Gilles, Joellen Aldis, Nolie Noland, Corine Guillermo, Rosalia Noland, Ev Noland, Peirce Noland, Edmond Noland, Douglas Guillermo, Kerianne Quinn, Scotty Aldis, Augusto Noland, Suki Guillermo, Quintin Guillermo, Claire Zollie, Leslie Quinn, Rutter Noland, Gusty Zollie, Mic Noland, Rennie Zollie, Gerome Zollie, Kitty Quinn, Charissa Guillermo, Magdaia Noland, Sig Zollie, Durante Guillermo, Jules Guillermo, Gaylene Gilles, Corey Guillermo, Wayne Zollie, Reggie Noland, Jarvis Gilles, Micky Zollie, Sonja Guillermo, Sammie Zollie, Tim Noland, Jodi Gilles, Spencer Guillermo, Claire Zollie, Mira Guillermo, Pippa Guillermo, Jarvis Gilles, Nevsa Noland, Capt. Adolfo Noland, Joycelin Noland, Colin Guillermo, Sophi Noland, Adolfo Noland, Aleta Noland, Stu Noland, Brady Noland, Micky Guillermo

Knowledge

Last known whereabouts: list...
Codee Aldis:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Codee Aldis:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Braden Guillermo:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Ashlen Guillermo:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Micky Guillermo:
Died in the wilderness of Friendsville in 300 (heard from Calida Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306)
Sammie Guillermo:
Died in University Heights in 286 (observed firsthand)
Aleta Guillermo:
Died in University Heights in 279 (observed firsthand)
Reilly Guillermo:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Thatcher Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Jared Noland:
Died in the wilderness of Friendsville in 307 (observed firsthand)
Capt. Stu Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Masha Noland:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Sonja Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Demetris Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Brady Noland:
Died in University Heights in 286 (observed firsthand)
Abdel Noland:
Died in University Heights in 294 (observed firsthand)
Hellene Noland:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Alexandra Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Elwina Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Ermentrude Noland:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Bridgette Noland:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Clinten Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Bell Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Hodge Noland:
Died in University Heights in 298 (observed firsthand)
Cassi Noland:
Died in University Heights in 283 (observed firsthand)
Judye Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Florian Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Demetris Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Wynn Noland:
Died in University Heights in 284 (observed firsthand)
Adolfo Noland:
Died in University Heights in 293 (observed firsthand)
Friedrick Noland:
Died in University Heights in 297 (observed firsthand)
Somerset Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Hodge Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Capt. Mohan Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Calida Noland:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Emmit Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Stu Noland:
Died in University Heights in 291 (observed firsthand)
Kit Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Angel Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Ladonna Noland:
Died in the wilderness of Friendsville in 299 (heard from Calida Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306)
Codee Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Byram Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Swen Noland:
Died in University Heights in 281 (observed firsthand)
Aleta Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Patrice Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Sheff Noland:
Died in University Heights in 306 (observed firsthand)
Yettie Noland:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Thatcher Noland:
Died in University Heights in 286 (observed firsthand)
Casey Noland:
Died in University Heights in 294 (observed firsthand)
Olivier Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Rutger Noland:
Died in University Heights in 286 (observed firsthand)
Wilbur Noland:
Died in University Heights in 291 (observed firsthand)
Adolfo Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Lindy Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Adolfo Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Alys Noland:
Died in University Heights in 289 (observed firsthand)
Morris Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Sivert Noland:
Died in the wilderness of Friendsville in 293 (heard from Calida Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306)
Michaeline Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Wynn Noland:
Died in University Heights in 302 (observed firsthand)
Stephan Noland:
Died in University Heights in 302 (observed firsthand)
Jereme Noland:
Died in University Heights in 286 (observed firsthand)
Faythe Noland:
Died in University Heights in 282 (observed firsthand)
Letitia Noland:
Died in University Heights in 296 (observed firsthand)
Lurette Noland:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Aleta Vaclav:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Denny Vaclav:
Living in University Heights in 305 (observed firsthand)
Myron Vaclav:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Myron Vaclav:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Jarvis Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Rodolfo Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Clinten Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Nonah Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Olympe Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Jack Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Vivien Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Cindelyn Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Jarvis Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Maurice Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Zabrina Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Eddy Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Johnny Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Murphy Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Josee Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Kam Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Giorgia Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Crista Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Lilias Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Dwain Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)
Mahmud Zollie:
Living in the wilderness of Friendsville in 306 (observed firsthand)

Narrative

279.   Jared Rob Noland was born to Micky Noland and Brady Noland in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville. 28 people came to meet Jared Noland for the first time this year: Adolfo Noland, Jared Noland, Hellene Noland, Sonja Noland, Aleta Noland, Micky Noland, Brady Noland, Thatcher Noland, Morris Noland, Florian Noland, Sheff Noland, Aleta Guillermo, Calida Noland, Sammie Guillermo, Michaeline Guillermo, Hodge Noland, Aleta Guillermo, Elwina Guillermo, Wynn Noland, Jereme Noland, Rutger Noland, Hodge Noland, Codee Noland, Casey Noland, Letitia Noland, Judye Noland, Lurette Noland, and Stu Noland. Jared Noland made 3 new friends this year: Aleta Guillermo, Sheff Noland, and Adolfo Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jared this year.
280.   Jared is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jared Noland's younger brother, Swen Noland, was born in University Heights. Jared Noland made 8 new friends this year: Sammie Guillermo, Michaeline Guillermo, Hodge Noland, Hodge Noland, Casey Noland, Demetris Noland, Judye Noland, and Brady Noland.
281.   Jared is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jared Noland's brother, Swen Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Jared Noland made 5 new friends this year: Elwina Guillermo, Micky Noland, Lurette Noland, Rutger Noland, and Thatcher Noland.
282.   Jared is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Adolfo Noland people came to meet Jared Noland for the first time. Jared Noland made 4 new friends this year: Stu Noland, Aleta Noland, Codee Noland, and Letitia Noland.
283.   Jared has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
284.   Jared Noland turned 5. Jared Noland met one new person this year, Patrice Noland.
285.   Jared Noland met two new people this year, Byram Noland and Emmit Noland. Jared Noland made 5 new friends this year: Morris Noland, Calida Noland, Adolfo Noland, Jereme Noland, and Ladonna Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jared this year.
286.   Jared Noland's parents Brady Noland and Micky Noland divorced after 9 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Brady Noland and Micky Noland decided that Micky will stay in their house, and Brady will move out. Jared Noland moved out of Noland House in University Heights. Jared Noland moved into Noland House in University Heights. Jared Noland's father Brady Noland married Micky Noland in University Heights, Friendsville. Jared Noland's mother Micky Noland married Brady Noland in University Heights, Friendsville. Jared visited his brother, Sammie Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jared Noland's half-brother, Sammie Guillermo, died in University Heights, Friendsville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 39 years old. In Noland House, their home, Jared is attending to Brady Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jared Noland's father, Brady Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 61 years old. Jared visited his uncle, Rutger Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jared visited his cousin, Jereme Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jared visited his cousin, Thatcher Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jared this year.
287.   Jared Noland made 3 new friends this year: Stu Noland, Sivert Noland, and Emmit Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jared this year.
289.   Jared Noland is now 10 years old. Jared Noland made 3 new friends this year: Byram Noland, Patrice Noland, and Florian Noland.
290.   Jared Noland met one new person this year, Bell Noland.
291.   Jared Noland's mother Micky Noland married Rickie Guillermo in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Micky Noland is now named Micky Guillermo. Jared visited his uncle, Stu Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
292.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jared this year.
293.   Jared Noland met one new person this year, Olivier Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jared this year.
294.   Jared Noland turned 15. Jared visited his uncle, Casey Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jared this year.
295.   Jared Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island.
296.   Jared visited his aunt, Letitia Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jared this year.
297.   Jared Noland turned 18. Jared Noland married Lurette Noland in University Heights, Friendsville.
298.   Jared Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Lurette Noland gave birth to a boy named Somerset Jared Noland, of whom Jared Noland is the father. Jared visited his uncle, Hodge Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jared Noland decided to leave University Heights, but his wife Lurette Noland argued against the idea; Jared begrudgingly agreed and will stay afterall. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jared this year.
299.   Jared Noland is now 20 years old. Lurette Noland gave birth to a boy named Stephan Jared Noland, of whom Jared Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jared this year.
300.   Jared Noland met one new person this year, Braden Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jared this year.
301.   Lurette Noland gave birth to a boy named Lindy Tracy Noland, of whom Jared Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jared this year.
302.   Jared Noland and Lurette Noland divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Jared Noland and Lurette Noland decided that Lurette will stay in their house, and Jared will move out. Jared Noland moved out of Noland House in University Heights. Jared Noland moved into Noland House in University Heights. Jared visited his friend Wynn Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 23 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Jared Noland's son, Stephan Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, after a freak accident; he was 3 years old.
304.   Jared Noland is now 25 years old. Jared Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island.
305.   Jared Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island.
306.   Jared Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Jared visited his uncle, Sheff Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jared Noland decided to leave University Heights; he will do so shortly. Jared Noland moved out of Noland House in University Heights. Jared Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Jared Noland stopped in the wilderness 8 miles east of University Heights. Jared Noland met 17 new people this year: Myron Vaclav, Murphy Zollie, Yettie Zollie, Kam Zollie, Olympe Guillermo, Mahmud Zollie, Ashlen Zollie, Masha Zollie, Clinten Zollie, Zabrina Zollie, Nonah Zollie, Eddy Vaclav, Josee Zollie, Maurice Zollie, Giorgia Guillermo, Jack Zollie, and Johnny Zollie. Jared just found out from Calida Noland that his mother Micky Guillermo died in the wilderness of Friendsville 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 20 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. (Calida had recently found this out from Adolfo Noland.) Jared visited with his niece Aleta Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Jared Noland made 16 new friends this year: Crista Guillermo, Olympe Guillermo, Reilly Guillermo, Giorgia Guillermo, Bridgette Noland, Ermentrude Noland, Myron Vaclav, Eddy Vaclav, Lilias Vaclav, Jarvis Zollie, Mahmud Zollie, Zabrina Zollie, Johnny Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, Masha Zollie, and Ashlen Zollie.
307.   Brandice Guillermo had an affair with Jared Noland. Brandice Guillermo had an affair with Jared Noland; Brandice's husband, Demetrius Guillermo, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Jared Noland was murdered in the wilderness of Wilderness of Friendsville by Boyce Noland; he was 28 years old. Ermentrude Noland came across Jared Noland's body in the wilderness of Friendsville and buried him there with a gravestone at the site; the former did not know the latter's name or birth year, and so put 'Unknown' for both.
318.   Jared Noland's son Somerset Noland married Giorgia Guillermo in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Giorgia Guillermo is now named Giorgia Noland.
319.   Jared Noland's son Lindy Noland married Yettie Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Yettie Zollie is now named Yettie Noland.
320.   Jared Noland's grandchild, named Luis Noland, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's father is Jared's son, Lindy Noland.
325.   Jared Noland's son Somerset Noland and Giorgia Noland divorced after 7 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Jared Noland's son Lindy Noland married Olympe Vaclav in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Ethelbert Vaclav and Skell Vaclav.
326.   Jared Noland's grandchild, named Georgiana Noland, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's father is Jared's son, Lindy Noland.
328.   Jared Noland's grandchild, named Pamelina Noland, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's father is Jared's son, Lindy Noland.
330.   Jared Noland's son Lindy Noland and Olympe Noland divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Jared Noland's son Somerset Noland married Kalie Vaclav in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville.
331.   Jared Noland's grandchild, named Aleta Noland, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's father is Jared's son, Somerset Noland.
332.   Jared Noland's grandchild, named Milly Noland, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's father is Jared's son, Somerset Noland. Jared Noland's son Somerset Noland and Kalie Noland divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Kalie Noland and Somerset Noland decided that their children, Aleta and Milly, will live with Kalie.
334.   Jared Noland's grandchild, named Michaeline Noland, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's father is Jared's son, Lindy Noland.
352.   Jared Noland's son Somerset Noland married Vickie Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with child Whit Noland.
358.   Jared Noland's grandchild, named Gonzales Zollie, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's father is Jared's son, Somerset Noland.
376.   Jared Noland's grandson, Gonzales Zollie, murdered 64-year-old Daniel Vaclav in the wilderness of Wilderness of Friendsville.
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