Jared Noland
279 – 307
Jared Noland was born in
University Heights,
Friendsville,
Diol, and was murdered by
Boyce Noland in the
wilderness of
Friendsville.
Overview
Gender: Masculine
Born: 279,
University Heights,
FriendsvilleDied: 307 (age 28),
Wilderness of Friendsville,
FriendsvilleCause of death: Murder
Murdered by: Boyce NolandMurder reason: Unknown
Name
Full name: Jared Rob Noland
Named for: N/A
Personality
Openness to experience: open (takes after
Micky Noland)
Conscientiousness: conscientious (takes after
Brady Noland)
Extroversion: very extroverted (takes after
Micky Noland)
Agreeableness: disagreeable (takes after
Brady Noland)
Neuroticism: neurotic (takes after
Micky Noland)
Immediate Family
Wife: Lurette NolandParents: Brady Noland and
Micky Guillermo
Siblings: list all 14...
Sammie Guillermo,
Sonja Noland,
Spike Noland,
Florian Noland,
Faunie Zollie,
Jeb Noland,
Colin Noland,
Linet Gilles,
Chastity Noland,
Zippy Noland,
Harvard Noland,
Sandye Noland,
Theo Noland,
Swen Noland
Children: Somerset Noland,
Stephan Noland,
Lindy NolandLocations and Residences
Place of birth: University Heights,
FriendsvillePlace of death: Wilderness of Friendsville,
FriendsvilleResidence timeline: University Heights,
Friendsville (279-306)
Craftwork
Houses built: Noland HouseRomance
Interested in: Women
Ex-spouses: Lurette NolandMarriage timeline: Lurette (Noland) Noland (297-302 (divorce))
Strongest love interest at time of death: Brandice GuillermoRomantic partners: Lurette Noland,
Brandice GuillermoLanguages
Native languages: AniumustpyrxFriendship
Oldest friend:
Thatcher Noland (met in 279 in
University Heights; last connected there in 305)
Extended Family
Wife: Lurette NolandEx-spouses: Lurette NolandGreat-grandparents: Capt. Adolfo Noland,
Joycelin Noland,
Colin Guillermo,
Pippa Guillermo,
Capt. Adolfo Noland,
Joycelin Noland,
Jarvis Gilles,
Nevsa NolandGrandparents: Adolfo Noland,
Sophi Noland,
Stu Noland,
Aleta NolandParents: Brady Noland and
Micky Guillermo
Aunts: list all 15...
Michaeline Noland,
Elwina Noland,
Cynthia Zollie,
Felecia Prasun,
Mira Zollie,
Pippa Noland,
Sonja Noland,
Nikkie Noland,
Calida Noland,
Carlena Noland,
Lurette Noland,
Fancie Noland,
Letitia Noland,
Mira Noland,
Gaylene Zollie
Uncles: list all 13...
Durante Guillermo,
Thatcher Noland,
Hodge Noland,
Casey Noland,
Sheff Noland,
Sidney Noland,
Vin Noland,
Stearne Noland,
Spencer Noland,
Leonard Noland,
Adolfo Noland,
Stu Noland,
Rutger Noland
Full brothers: Swen NolandHalf-sisters: Sonja Noland,
Faunie Zollie,
Linet Gilles,
Chastity Noland,
Sandye NolandHalf-brothers: Sammie Guillermo,
Spike Noland,
Florian Noland,
Jeb Noland,
Colin Noland,
Zippy Noland,
Harvard Noland,
Theo Noland
Cousins: list all 70...
Janette Zollie,
Capt. Ellen Quinn,
Sammie Guillermo,
Thad Prasun,
Sonja Noland,
Gena Guillermo,
Judye Noland,
Hodge Noland,
Spike Noland,
Magnus Zollie,
Fancie Noland,
Stu Noland,
Marc Zollie,
Jarvis Zollie,
Hellene Noland,
Codee Noland,
Jarvis Zollie,
Rodolfo Zollie,
Aleta Vaclav,
Liza Zollie,
Michaeline Noland,
Aleta Vaclav,
Jeb Noland,
Ross Zollie,
Adolfo Noland,
Enrique Guillermo,
Jereme Noland,
Aleta Noland,
Lurette Noland,
Grover Zollie,
Drake Guillermo,
Chantalle Noland,
Elwina Noland,
Chastity Noland,
Daphna Noland,
Aleta Guillermo,
Colin Noland,
Darci Noland,
Colin Noland,
Maible Guillermo,
Annnora Noland,
Gilburt Noland,
Adolfo Noland,
Harvard Noland,
Meara Prasun,
Magnus Noland,
Chantalle Noland,
Mae Noland,
Morris Noland,
Evangelin Guillermo,
Joycelin Noland,
Galen Noland,
Eric Noland,
Sophi Zollie,
Swen Zollie,
Olivier Noland,
Sandye Noland,
Adolfo Noland,
Faythe Noland,
Cassi Noland,
Denny Vaclav,
Wynn Noland,
Thatcher Noland,
Capt. Stu Noland,
Alys Noland,
Abdel Noland,
Capt. Mohan Noland,
Clinten Noland,
Friedrick Noland,
Sydney Noland
Sons: Somerset Noland,
Stephan Noland,
Lindy Noland
Nieces: list all 14...
Michaeline Noland,
Aleta Vaclav,
Aleta Noland,
Lurette Noland,
Maible Guillermo,
Aleta Guillermo,
Annnora Noland,
Evangelin Guillermo,
Zabrina Zollie,
Manya Zollie,
Alexandra Noland,
Pippa Zollie,
Kit Noland,
Codee Aldis
Nephews: Adolfo Noland,
Drake Guillermo,
Adolfo Noland,
Adolfo Noland,
Aube Zollie,
Angel Noland,
Demetris Noland,
Wilbur Noland,
Magnus ZollieGrandchildren: Luis Noland,
Georgiana Noland,
Pamelina Noland,
Aleta Zollie,
Milly Noland,
Michaeline Zollie,
Gonzales ZollieGreat-grandchildren: Olympe Zollie,
Chiarra Noland,
Aleta Zollie,
Marysa Zollie
All known ancestors: list all 300...
Heathcliff Zalman,
Allyn Zollie,
Peyter Tymothy,
Aristotle Thurston,
Kim Monroe,
Fonzie Quinn,
Patricio Bert,
Kylen Zalman,
Pietra Slim,
Hellene Tymothy,
Brandie Thurston,
Rhodia Rockwell,
Neville Vaclav,
Dorie Isidore,
Elberta Tymothy,
Norman Ronen,
Lucretia Thurston,
Feodora Vaclav,
Demetris Vaclav,
Mel Jordan,
Mauritz Isidore,
Sheff Gilles,
Nanny Jordan,
Alford Rickard,
Corine Monroe,
Donal Slim,
Kandy Ronen,
Ellen Jordan,
Justis Shumeet,
Dudley Guillermo,
Suellen Gilles,
Gwennie Rickard,
Adrianne Guillermo,
Nerte Slim,
Rodge Zollie,
Alyda Zollie,
Ibrahim Prasun,
Aleta Noland,
Piet Noland,
Freida Aldis,
Katinka Gilles,
Hellene Melvin,
Woochang Rayner,
Anny Bert,
Tallie Aldis,
Diego Sawyere,
Larisa Thurston,
Fitz Myke,
Demetris Zollie,
Werner Monroe,
Mira Myke,
Fonzie Quinn,
Myrah Quinn,
Peyton Ronen,
Mackenzie Melvin,
Llewellyn Vaclav,
Ximenez Thurston,
Ted Slim,
Suellen Shumeet,
Norman Ronen,
Barnett Zollie,
Sam Prasun,
Gwennie Thurston,
Corine Noland,
Sheff Gilles,
Susana Rayner,
Justis Shumeet,
Lambert Bert,
Aeriell Myke,
Piet Noland,
Jamie Zollie,
Fitz Myke,
Charlton Jordan,
Jack Guillermo,
Jose Rayner,
Elayne Quinn,
Halimeda Zollie,
Holley Vaclav,
Fonzie Quinn,
Neville Zollie,
Gay Zollie,
Harmon Vaclav,
Cooper Zollie,
Leland Aldis,
Benni Jordan,
Zorana Rayner,
Elberta Zollie,
Ronald Quinn,
Murial Jordan,
Katheryn Myke,
Rissa Noland,
Darth Rickard,
Norman Prasun,
Corella Myke,
Rodge Zollie,
Morna Aldis,
Tallie Aldis,
Rhodia Shumeet,
Angel Aldis,
Ali Zollie,
Andros Prasun,
Eddy Myke,
Suellen Zollie,
Holley Prasun,
Myrah Ronen,
Yolanda Vaclav,
Justis Shumeet,
Norman Ronen,
Farra Aldis,
Chery Gilles,
Sean Aldis,
Kurt Gilles,
Prince Zollie,
Sheff Gilles,
Bernardina Noland,
Dru Aldis,
Mohammad Aldis,
Piet Noland,
Hellene Prasun,
Trevar Jordan,
Vina Zollie,
Jack Guillermo,
Wynn Quinn,
Bunny Jordan,
Shawna Jordan,
Neville Zollie,
Kris Noland,
Leone Zollie,
Spencer Gilles,
Tate Vaclav,
Fonzie Quinn,
Osgood Vaclav,
Lizzie Zollie,
Charissa Jordan,
Monty Gilles,
Jilleen Guillermo,
Rodge Zollie,
Cesya Quinn,
Yalonda Zollie,
Feodora Noland,
Shay Zollie,
Dyna Aldis,
Rayner Jordan,
Micky Aldis,
Leland Gilles,
Vina Gilles,
Bertie Gilles,
Demetris Vaclav,
Shea Jordan,
Hartwell Zollie,
Sheff Gilles,
Penny Gilles,
Franky Gilles,
Shannen Vaclav,
Fonzie Quinn,
Daffi Vaclav,
Thomas Aldis,
Amalie Zollie,
Giffer Quinn,
Mason Aldis,
Piet Noland,
Matthieu Zollie,
Filip Gilles,
Demetris Aldis,
Jamie Prasun,
Corine Myke,
Brice Noland,
Tansy Noland,
Aleta Jordan,
Osgood Vaclav,
Tallie Gilles,
Basil Vaclav,
Charissa Zollie,
Andros Prasun,
Nevile Quinn,
Simon Aldis,
Saunder Gilles,
Quintin Guillermo,
Corina Noland,
Wayne Prasun,
Cordey Noland,
Vina Guillermo,
Darius Jordan,
Roderigo Prasun,
Tobin Zollie,
Beatrice Gilles,
Gabriel Zollie,
Kari Prasun,
Lainey Guillermo,
Florian Guillermo,
Kippy Quinn,
Valli Gilles,
Franky Gilles,
Walt Noland,
Mira Noland,
Onida Jordan,
Olivia Prasun,
Mel Noland,
Suellen Gilles,
Lesya Noland,
Lawton Noland,
Dru Gilles,
Kylie Gilles,
Dave Gilles,
Donal Gilles,
Leonid Zollie,
Spencer Quinn,
Maximilien Noland,
Humbert Noland,
Chris Noland,
Sean Gilles,
Wally Zollie,
Ellen Prasun,
Margi Guillermo,
Elie Prasun,
Justis Guillermo,
Amandy Melvin,
Spencer Gilles,
Tallie Gilles,
Mark Jordan,
Mariquilla Noland,
Hellene Zollie,
Capt. Jordy Guillermo,
Nerte Zollie,
Lisetta Zollie,
Walt Noland,
Corella Gilles,
Olag Gilles,
Cornellis Noland,
Micky Aldis,
Quintin Guillermo,
Giselle Gilles,
Ozzy Quinn,
Gwenette Guillermo,
Jarvis Gilles,
Mattheus Noland,
Charity Gilles,
Terrianne Aldis,
Gabriel Zollie II,
Matthieu Zollie,
Pammi Aldis,
Hal Zollie,
Karissa Noland,
Sean Noland,
Benni Guillermo,
Adolfo Zollie,
Horatio Noland,
Freida Zollie,
Morris Gilles,
Joellen Aldis,
Nolie Noland,
Corine Guillermo,
Rosalia Noland,
Ev Noland,
Peirce Noland,
Edmond Noland,
Douglas Guillermo,
Kerianne Quinn,
Scotty Aldis,
Augusto Noland,
Suki Guillermo,
Quintin Guillermo,
Claire Zollie,
Leslie Quinn,
Rutter Noland,
Gusty Zollie,
Mic Noland,
Rennie Zollie,
Gerome Zollie,
Kitty Quinn,
Charissa Guillermo,
Magdaia Noland,
Sig Zollie,
Durante Guillermo,
Jules Guillermo,
Gaylene Gilles,
Corey Guillermo,
Wayne Zollie,
Reggie Noland,
Jarvis Gilles,
Micky Zollie,
Sonja Guillermo,
Sammie Zollie,
Tim Noland,
Jodi Gilles,
Spencer Guillermo,
Claire Zollie,
Mira Guillermo,
Pippa Guillermo,
Jarvis Gilles,
Nevsa Noland,
Capt. Adolfo Noland,
Joycelin Noland,
Colin Guillermo,
Sophi Noland,
Adolfo Noland,
Aleta Noland,
Stu Noland,
Brady Noland,
Micky Guillermo
All descendants: list all 24...
Somerset Noland,
Stephan Noland,
Lindy Noland,
Luis Noland,
Georgiana Noland,
Pamelina Noland,
Aleta Zollie,
Milly Noland,
Michaeline Zollie,
Olympe Zollie,
Chiarra Noland,
Aleta Zollie,
Marysa Zollie,
Gonzales Zollie,
Cindelyn Vaclav,
Kam Noland,
Sharlene Noland,
Cindelyn Vaclav,
Jeb Vaclav,
Zackariah Noland,
Chiarra Noland,
Tasha Noland,
Michaela Vaclav,
Sig Vaclav
Knowledge
Last known whereabouts: list...
Narrative
279. Jared Rob Noland was born to Micky Noland and Brady Noland in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville. 28 people came to meet Jared Noland for the first time this year: Adolfo Noland, Jared Noland, Hellene Noland, Sonja Noland, Aleta Noland, Micky Noland, Brady Noland, Thatcher Noland, Morris Noland, Florian Noland, Sheff Noland, Aleta Guillermo, Calida Noland, Sammie Guillermo, Michaeline Guillermo, Hodge Noland, Aleta Guillermo, Elwina Guillermo, Wynn Noland, Jereme Noland, Rutger Noland, Hodge Noland, Codee Noland, Casey Noland, Letitia Noland, Judye Noland, Lurette Noland, and Stu Noland. Jared Noland made 3 new friends this year: Aleta Guillermo, Sheff Noland, and Adolfo Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jared this year.
280. Jared is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jared Noland's younger brother, Swen Noland, was born in University Heights. Jared Noland made 8 new friends this year: Sammie Guillermo, Michaeline Guillermo, Hodge Noland, Hodge Noland, Casey Noland, Demetris Noland, Judye Noland, and Brady Noland.
281. Jared is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jared Noland's brother, Swen Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Jared Noland made 5 new friends this year: Elwina Guillermo, Micky Noland, Lurette Noland, Rutger Noland, and Thatcher Noland.
282. Jared is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Adolfo Noland people came to meet Jared Noland for the first time. Jared Noland made 4 new friends this year: Stu Noland, Aleta Noland, Codee Noland, and Letitia Noland.
283. Jared has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
284. Jared Noland turned 5. Jared Noland met one new person this year, Patrice Noland.
285. Jared Noland met two new people this year, Byram Noland and Emmit Noland. Jared Noland made 5 new friends this year: Morris Noland, Calida Noland, Adolfo Noland, Jereme Noland, and Ladonna Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jared this year.
286. Jared Noland's parents Brady Noland and Micky Noland divorced after 9 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Brady Noland and Micky Noland decided that Micky will stay in their house, and Brady will move out. Jared Noland moved out of Noland House in University Heights. Jared Noland moved into Noland House in University Heights. Jared Noland's father Brady Noland married Micky Noland in University Heights, Friendsville. Jared Noland's mother Micky Noland married Brady Noland in University Heights, Friendsville. Jared visited his brother, Sammie Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jared Noland's half-brother, Sammie Guillermo, died in University Heights, Friendsville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 39 years old. In Noland House, their home, Jared is attending to Brady Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jared Noland's father, Brady Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 61 years old. Jared visited his uncle, Rutger Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jared visited his cousin, Jereme Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jared visited his cousin, Thatcher Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jared this year.
287. Jared Noland made 3 new friends this year: Stu Noland, Sivert Noland, and Emmit Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jared this year.
289. Jared Noland is now 10 years old. Jared Noland made 3 new friends this year: Byram Noland, Patrice Noland, and Florian Noland.
290. Jared Noland met one new person this year, Bell Noland.
291. Jared Noland's mother Micky Noland married Rickie Guillermo in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Micky Noland is now named Micky Guillermo. Jared visited his uncle, Stu Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
292. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jared this year.
293. Jared Noland met one new person this year, Olivier Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jared this year.
294. Jared Noland turned 15. Jared visited his uncle, Casey Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jared this year.
295. Jared Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island.
296. Jared visited his aunt, Letitia Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jared this year.
297. Jared Noland turned 18. Jared Noland married Lurette Noland in University Heights, Friendsville.
298. Jared Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Lurette Noland gave birth to a boy named Somerset Jared Noland, of whom Jared Noland is the father.
Jared visited his uncle, Hodge Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jared Noland decided to leave University Heights, but his wife Lurette Noland argued against the idea; Jared begrudgingly agreed and will stay afterall. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jared this year.
299. Jared Noland is now 20 years old. Lurette Noland gave birth to a boy named Stephan Jared Noland, of whom Jared Noland is the father.
A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jared this year.
300. Jared Noland met one new person this year, Braden Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jared this year.
301. Lurette Noland gave birth to a boy named Lindy Tracy Noland, of whom Jared Noland is the father.
A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jared this year.
302. Jared Noland and Lurette Noland divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Jared Noland and Lurette Noland decided that Lurette will stay in their house, and Jared will move out. Jared Noland moved out of Noland House in University Heights. Jared Noland moved into Noland House in University Heights. Jared visited his friend Wynn Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 23 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Jared Noland's son, Stephan Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, after a freak accident; he was 3 years old.
304. Jared Noland is now 25 years old. Jared Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island.
305. Jared Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island.
306. Jared Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Jared visited his uncle, Sheff Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jared Noland decided to leave University Heights; he will do so shortly. Jared Noland moved out of Noland House in University Heights. Jared Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Jared Noland stopped in the wilderness 8 miles east of University Heights. Jared Noland met 17 new people this year: Myron Vaclav, Murphy Zollie, Yettie Zollie, Kam Zollie, Olympe Guillermo, Mahmud Zollie, Ashlen Zollie, Masha Zollie, Clinten Zollie, Zabrina Zollie, Nonah Zollie, Eddy Vaclav, Josee Zollie, Maurice Zollie, Giorgia Guillermo, Jack Zollie, and Johnny Zollie. Jared just found out from Calida Noland that his mother Micky Guillermo died in the wilderness of Friendsville 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 20 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. (Calida had recently found this out from Adolfo Noland.) Jared visited with his niece Aleta Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Jared Noland made 16 new friends this year: Crista Guillermo, Olympe Guillermo, Reilly Guillermo, Giorgia Guillermo, Bridgette Noland, Ermentrude Noland, Myron Vaclav, Eddy Vaclav, Lilias Vaclav, Jarvis Zollie, Mahmud Zollie, Zabrina Zollie, Johnny Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, Masha Zollie, and Ashlen Zollie.
307. Brandice Guillermo had an affair with Jared Noland. Brandice Guillermo had an affair with Jared Noland; Brandice's husband, Demetrius Guillermo, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Jared Noland was murdered in the wilderness of Wilderness of Friendsville by Boyce Noland; he was 28 years old. Ermentrude Noland came across Jared Noland's body in the wilderness of Friendsville and buried him there with a gravestone at the site; the former did not know the latter's name or birth year, and so put 'Unknown' for both.
318. Jared Noland's son Somerset Noland married Giorgia Guillermo in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Giorgia Guillermo is now named Giorgia Noland.
319. Jared Noland's son Lindy Noland married Yettie Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Yettie Zollie is now named Yettie Noland.
320. Jared Noland's grandchild, named Luis Noland, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's father is Jared's son, Lindy Noland.
325. Jared Noland's son Somerset Noland and Giorgia Noland divorced after 7 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Jared Noland's son Lindy Noland married Olympe Vaclav in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Ethelbert Vaclav and Skell Vaclav.
326. Jared Noland's grandchild, named Georgiana Noland, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's father is Jared's son, Lindy Noland.
328. Jared Noland's grandchild, named Pamelina Noland, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's father is Jared's son, Lindy Noland.
330. Jared Noland's son Lindy Noland and Olympe Noland divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Jared Noland's son Somerset Noland married Kalie Vaclav in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville.
331. Jared Noland's grandchild, named Aleta Noland, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's father is Jared's son, Somerset Noland.
332. Jared Noland's grandchild, named Milly Noland, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's father is Jared's son, Somerset Noland. Jared Noland's son Somerset Noland and Kalie Noland divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Kalie Noland and Somerset Noland decided that their children, Aleta and Milly, will live with Kalie.
334. Jared Noland's grandchild, named Michaeline Noland, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's father is Jared's son, Lindy Noland.
352. Jared Noland's son Somerset Noland married Vickie Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with child Whit Noland.
358. Jared Noland's grandchild, named Gonzales Zollie, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's father is Jared's son, Somerset Noland.
376. Jared Noland's grandson, Gonzales Zollie, murdered 64-year-old Daniel Vaclav in the wilderness of Wilderness of Friendsville.