Narrative

300.   Magnus Trevar Zollie was born to Faunie Zollie and Giffard Vaclav in the wilderness of the island of Friendsville. He is named after his father's friend, Magnus Zollie. 19 people came to meet Magnus Zollie for the first time this year: Myron Vaclav, Gena Zollie, Blinny Vaclav, Hatti Vaclav, Pippa Zollie, Faunie Zollie, Jobina Noland, Aleta Zollie, Zabrina Zollie, Giorgia Guillermo, Werner Zollie, Micky Guillermo, Lilias Vaclav, Eddy Vaclav, Masha Zollie, Aube Zollie, Cindelyn Guillermo, Aleta Noland, and Dwaine Vaclav. Faunie Zollie traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. 3 people came to meet Magnus Zollie for the first time this year: Magnus Zollie, Josee Zollie, and Boyce Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
301.   Magnus is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Faunie Zollie stayed put at her campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie was met for the first time by two people this year, Renaud Vaclav and Jack Zollie. Magnus Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Olympe Guillermo, Bridgette Noland, Myron Vaclav, Eddy Vaclav, Renaud Vaclav, Vickie Vaclav, and Hatti Vaclav.
302.   Magnus is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Faunie Zollie traveled 6 miles south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Giralda Guillermo, Forrest Noland, Vivien Noland, Ivette Vaclav, Jarvis Zollie, and Rodolfo Zollie.
303.   Magnus is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Faunie Zollie traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Brandice Guillermo, Cindelyn Noland, Johnny Zollie, and Ashlen Zollie.
304.   Magnus has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Faunie Zollie traveled 7 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Crista Guillermo, Boyce Noland, Blinny Vaclav, Aleta Vaclav, Lilias Vaclav, and Jack Zollie.
305.   Magnus Zollie is now 5 years old. Faunie Zollie stayed put at her campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met 7 new people this year: Jacklyn Vaclav, Boyce Noland, Kam Zollie, Jared Noland, Wilfrid Noland, Nonah Zollie, and Clinten Zollie. Magnus Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Cindelyn Vaclav, Tucker Vaclav, Magnus Vaclav, Cindelyn Zollie, Yettie Zollie, Willette Zollie, Dion Zollie, and Mahmud Zollie.
306.   Faunie Zollie traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met one new person this year, Barrett Vaclav. Magnus Zollie made 15 new friends this year: Corena Guillermo, Demetrius Guillermo, Tandi Noland, Israel Noland, Stu Noland, Boyce Noland, Hassan Vaclav, Barrett Vaclav, Nonah Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, Josee Zollie, Ajay Zollie, Barn Zollie, Aleta Zollie, and Dwain Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
307.   Faunie Zollie traveled 4 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Dari Guillermo, Hellene Noland, Dwaine Vaclav, Murphy Zollie, and Pippa Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
308.   Faunie Zollie traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Reilly Guillermo, Wilfrid Noland, Jared Noland, Zabrina Zollie, Aube Zollie, and Clinten Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
309.   Magnus visited his friend Cindelyn Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Magnus visited his friend Jarvis Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Magnus visited his friend Brandice Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Magnus Zollie's half-sister, Pippa Zollie, took her own life in the wilderness of Friendsville; she was 20 years old. Faunie Zollie traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met two new people this year, Wells Zollie and Fancie Zollie. Magnus Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Gerry Guillermo, Ermentrude Noland, Jacklyn Vaclav, Fancie Zollie, Barn Zollie, and Ewan Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
310.   Magnus Zollie turned 10. Faunie Zollie traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Giorgia Guillermo, Carmita Zollie, Maurice Zollie, and Wells Zollie.
311.   Faunie Zollie stayed put at her campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met one new person this year, Silvan Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
312.   Magnus Zollie's mother Faunie Zollie married Jarvis Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with child Magnus Zollie. Jarvis Zollie's wife, Faunie Zollie, and child, Magnus Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Jarvis. Jarvis Zollie traveled 5 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
313.   Jarvis Zollie's wife, Faunie Zollie, and child, Magnus Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Jarvis. Jarvis Zollie traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Friendsville.
314.   Magnus visited his friend Ivette Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Magnus visited his friend Dion Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Magnus Zollie met 3 new people this year: Arlette Zollie, Cat Zollie, and Gina Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
315.   Magnus Zollie is now 15 years old. Magnus visited his friend Jacklyn Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Magnus visited his grandfather, Myron Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jarvis Zollie's wife, Faunie Zollie, and child, Magnus Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Jarvis. Jarvis Zollie traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met one new person this year, Casey Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
316.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
317.   Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 4 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met two new people this year, Aleta Zollie and Jarvis Zollie. Magnus Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Casey Noland, Jarvis Zollie, and Lilias Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
318.   Magnus Zollie is now 18 years old. Magnus Zollie's mother, Faunie Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; she was 53 years old. Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Magnus Zollie traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met two new people this year, Meredith Zollie and Barn Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
319.   Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 7 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met one new person this year, Lindy Noland.
320.   Magnus Zollie is now 20 years old. Magnus Zollie married Nonah Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville, and his wife Nonah Zollie begrudgingly agreed; they will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie's wife, Nonah Zollie, is preparing to venture into the wilderness with Magnus. Magnus Zollie is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 5 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met 4 new people this year: Lilias Noland, Skell Vaclav, Ethelbert Vaclav, and Elwina Zollie. Magnus Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Ethelbert Vaclav, Charis Zollie, and Meredith Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
321.   Nonah Zollie gave birth to a boy named Myron Micheal Zollie, after Myron Vaclav, of whom Magnus Zollie is the father. Magnus visited his friend Demetrius Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Magnus Zollie's wife, Nonah Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; she was 19 years old. Magnus Zollie's son, Myron Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 2 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Morton Noland, Lilias Noland, Phillip Zollie, and Evette Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
322.   Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met one new person this year, Jordy Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
323.   Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at an adequate pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 6 miles south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met one new person this year, Miriam Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
324.   Magnus visited his friend Ashlen Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 21 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Magnus Zollie stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville.
325.   Magnus Zollie is now 25 years old. Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a sensible pace. Magnus Zollie traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Friendsville.
326.   Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 2 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met one new person this year, Willey Noland. Magnus Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Willey Noland, Skell Vaclav, and Arlette Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
327.   Magnus Zollie's half-sister, Zabrina Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; she was 42 years old. Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met 3 new people this year: Ivette Zollie, Jarvis Noland, and Tyrone Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
328.   Magnus visited his friend Giralda Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 26 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Magnus Zollie traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met two new people this year, Whit Zollie and Ermentrude Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
329.   Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 4 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met two new people this year, Kam Zollie and Caril Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
330.   Magnus Zollie is now 30 years old. Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Magnus Zollie stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met two new people this year, Crista Zollie and Johann Zollie.
331.   Magnus visited his friend Crista Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 30 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 4 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met 3 new people this year: Case Zollie, Idalia Zollie, and Willette Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
332.   Magnus Zollie married Corena Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Crista Zollie, Johann Zollie, Cynthea Zollie, and Kellen Zollie. Magnus visited his friend Magnus Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 30 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville, and his wife Corena Zollie timidly acquiesced; they will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie's wife, Corena Zollie, and children, Crista Zollie, Johann Zollie, Kellen Zollie, and Cynthea Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Magnus. Magnus Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at a rapid pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 4 miles south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met two new people this year, Kellen Zollie and Cynthea Zollie. Magnus Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Aleta Noland, Idalia Zollie, and Case Zollie.
333.   Corena Zollie gave birth to a boy named Giffard Magnus Zollie, after Giffard Vaclav, of whom Magnus Zollie is the father. Magnus visited his friend Vivien Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 33 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Magnus visited his family member, Corena Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Magnus Zollie's wife, Corena Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville after showing symptoms of disease; she was 36 years old. Magnus visited his friend Lilias Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 4 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met 4 new people this year: Demetris Zollie, Lia Vaclav, Kincaid Zollie, and Gianna Zollie. Magnus Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Crista Zollie, Willette Zollie, Elwina Zollie, and Johann Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
334.   Magnus visited his cousin, Aleta Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Magnus visited his friend Bridgette Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 34 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a rapid pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
335.   Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 7 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met one new person this year, Willette Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
336.   Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 7 miles south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met two new people this year, Ewan Zollie and Elwina Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
337.   Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 7 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met 3 new people this year: Dwain Zollie, Rudiger Noland, and Jessey Zollie. Magnus Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Michaeline Noland, Rudiger Noland, Horatia Vaclav, Jessey Zollie, and Dwain Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
338.   Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at a moderate pace. Magnus Zollie stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met 3 new people this year: Kass Zollie, Magnus Noland, and Gena Noland. Magnus Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Masha Noland, Gena Noland, Cynthea Zollie, Candis Zollie, Peggie Zollie, Kam Zollie, and Ivette Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
339.   Magnus visited his friend Masha Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 39 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Magnus visited his friend Israel Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 35 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Magnus visited his family member, Cynthea Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Magnus visited his friend Lia Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Myron Vaclav, Iain Zollie, and Dulcie Zollie.
340.   Magnus Zollie is now 40 years old. Magnus visited his friend Hellene Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 33 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Magnus visited his friend Hassan Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 40 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met two new people this year, Wynn Noland and Waylon Noland. Magnus Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Denny Noland, Waylon Noland, and Kass Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
341.   Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 4 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met two new people this year, Wells Zollie and Rodolfo Zollie. Magnus Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Wynn Noland, Wells Zollie, Ernesto Zollie, and Gianna Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
342.   Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at an ordinary pace. Magnus Zollie traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met one new person this year, Lewis Zollie. Magnus Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Jarvis Noland, Magnus Noland, Byram Noland, Felisha Vaclav, Demetris Zollie, and Rodolfo Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
343.   Magnus visited his family member, Jarvis Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Magnus Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Magnus Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Magnus Zollie traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Magnus Zollie met 5 new people this year: Friedrick Noland, Tallie Noland, Zabrina Noland, Sibel Noland, and Cindelyn Noland. Magnus Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Sibel Noland, Zabrina Noland, and Tallie Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Magnus this year.
344.   Magnus Zollie was murdered in the wilderness of Wilderness of Friendsville by Emilio Noland; he was 44 years old. Giffard Zollie buried Magnus Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville and placed a gravestone at the site. Magnus Zollie's half-brother, Aube Zollie, murdered Emilio Noland in an act of revenge.