Narrative

334.   Kincaid Reuben Zollie was born to Marney Zollie and Kincaid Zollie in the wilderness of the island of Friendsville. He is named after his father, Kincaid Zollie. 22 people came to meet Kincaid Zollie for the first time this year: Gina Zollie, Charis Vaclav, Tucker Vaclav, Barn Zollie, Aube Zollie, Blinny Zollie, Elwina Zollie, Carmita Zollie, Gianna Zollie, Marney Zollie, Kincaid Zollie, Ewan Zollie, Ajay Vaclav, Kincaid Zollie, Idalia Zollie, Kass Zollie, Aleta Zollie, Ermentrude Zollie, Rock Noland, Willette Zollie, Willette Zollie, and Murphy Zollie. Marney Zollie traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Kincaid Zollie people came to meet Kincaid Zollie for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
335.   Kincaid is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Marney Zollie traveled 5 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Kincaid Zollie was met for the first time by two people this year, Magnus Zollie and Fancie Zollie. Kincaid Zollie made 13 new friends this year: Jordy Noland, Boyce Noland, Jared Noland, Ajay Vaclav, Dwaine Vaclav, Gina Zollie, Kalie Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Lilias Zollie, Johnny Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, Marney Zollie, and Ermentrude Zollie.
336.   Kincaid is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Marney Zollie traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Masha Vaclav people came to meet Kincaid Zollie for the first time. Kincaid Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Wilfrid Noland, Kam Zollie, Fancie Zollie, Johann Zollie, and Arlette Zollie.
337.   Kincaid is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Marney Zollie stayed put at her campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Kincaid Zollie made 12 new friends this year: Bridgette Noland, Olympe Noland, Casey Noland, Daniel Vaclav, Hassan Vaclav, Ethelbert Vaclav, Case Zollie, Idalia Zollie, Kam Zollie, Murphy Zollie, Wells Zollie, and Clinten Zollie.
338.   Kincaid has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Marney Zollie traveled 8 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Kincaid Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Morton Noland, Willey Noland, Cindelyn Vaclav, Lilias Zollie, and Kass Zollie.
339.   Kincaid Zollie is now 5 years old. Kincaid Zollie died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; he was 5 years old. Jarvis Zollie came across Kincaid Zollie's body in the wilderness of Friendsville and buried him there with a gravestone at the site; the former did not know the latter's name or birth year, and so put 'Unknown' for both.
340.   Kincaid Zollie's father Kincaid Zollie married Bridgette Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville.
341.   Kincaid Zollie's mother Marney Zollie married Jack Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Kincaid Zollie, Gianna Zollie, and Willette Zollie.
342.   Kincaid Zollie's younger half-brother, Wright Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
344.   Kincaid Zollie's father, Kincaid Zollie, murdered Rock Noland in an act of revenge.
348.   Kincaid Zollie's younger half-sister, Faunie Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
353.   Kincaid Zollie's parents Marney Zollie and Jack Zollie divorced after 12 years of marriage; they had 2 children together.
358.   Kincaid Zollie's younger half-brother, Gonzales Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
359.   Kincaid Zollie's mother Marney Zollie married Barn Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Wright Zollie and Gonzales Zollie.
361.   Kincaid Zollie's younger half-brother, Averill Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
362.   Kincaid Zollie's parents Barn Zollie and Marney Zollie divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had one child together. Kincaid Zollie's mother Marney Zollie married Magnus Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Gonzales Zollie and Averill Zollie. Marney Zollie is now named Marney Noland.
376.   Kincaid Zollie's half-brother, Gonzales Zollie, murdered 64-year-old Daniel Vaclav in the wilderness of Wilderness of Friendsville.