Narrative

320.   Rock Aldis Noland was born to Ermentrude Noland and Forrest Noland in the wilderness of the island of Friendsville. 35 people came to meet Rock Noland for the first time this year: Cat Zollie, Yettie Noland, Kam Zollie, Masha Zollie, Casey Noland, Nonah Zollie, Wells Zollie, Josee Zollie, Crista Guillermo, Jack Zollie, Israel Noland, Boyce Noland, Ermentrude Noland, Hatti Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Wilfrid Noland, Vickie Noland, Ashlen Guillermo, Forrest Noland, Boyce Noland, Clinten Zollie, Tucker Vaclav, Dwaine Vaclav, Lilias Noland, Morton Noland, Aleta Zollie, Bridgette Vaclav, Fancie Zollie, Jared Noland, Murphy Zollie, Aleta Guillermo, Johnny Zollie, Silvan Zollie, Mahmud Zollie, and Giorgia Noland. Rock Noland people came to meet Rock Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Rock this year.
321.   Rock is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Rock Noland's younger sister, Bridgette Noland, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Forrest Noland's wife, Ermentrude Noland, and children, Lilias Noland, Bridgette Noland, and Rock Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Forrest. Forrest Noland traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Barn Zollie people came to meet Rock Noland for the first time. Rock Noland made 8 new friends this year: Vickie Noland, Magnus Vaclav, Daniel Vaclav, Gina Zollie, Fancie Zollie, Silvan Zollie, Johnny Zollie, and Wells Zollie.
322.   Rock is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Forrest Noland's wife, Ermentrude Noland, and children, Lilias Noland, Bridgette Noland, and Rock Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Forrest. Forrest Noland stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Rock Noland made 7 new friends this year: Giralda Guillermo, Israel Noland, Somerset Noland, Boyce Noland, Olympe Vaclav, Lilias Zollie, and Clinten Zollie.
323.   Rock is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Rock Noland's parents Ermentrude Noland and Forrest Noland divorced after 7 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Ermentrude Noland and Forrest Noland decided that Forrest will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, and Ermentrude will move out. Rock Noland made 8 new friends this year: Dari Guillermo, Forrest Noland, Ajay Noland, Casey Noland, Cindelyn Vaclav, Blinny Zollie, Aube Zollie, and Crista Zollie.
324.   Rock has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Rock visited his aunt, Ashlen Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ermentrude Noland traveled 5 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Rock Noland made 7 new friends this year: Boyce Noland, Hellene Noland, Giorgia Noland, Morton Noland, Kalie Vaclav, Corena Zollie, and Mahmud Zollie.
325.   Rock Noland is now 5 years old. Rock Noland's mother Ermentrude Noland married Barrett Vaclav in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Lilias Noland, Rock Noland, and Bridgette Noland. Ermentrude Noland is now named Ermentrude Vaclav. Barrett Vaclav's wife, Ermentrude Vaclav, and children, Lilias Noland, Bridgette Noland, and Rock Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Barrett. Barrett Vaclav traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Rock Noland met one new person this year, Hassan Vaclav. Rock Noland made 9 new friends this year: Lindy Noland, Tucker Vaclav, Dwaine Vaclav, Kincaid Zollie, Vivien Zollie, Kam Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, Aleta Zollie, and Hatti Zollie.
326.   Rock Noland's parents Ermentrude Vaclav and Barrett Vaclav divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Rock Noland met two new people this year, Ethelbert Vaclav and Elwina Zollie. Rock Noland made 19 new friends this year: Lilias Noland, Tandi Noland, Wilfrid Noland, Jared Noland, Jordy Noland, Adolfo Noland, Skell Vaclav, Ermentrude Vaclav, Ethelbert Vaclav, Aleta Vaclav, Hassan Vaclav, Barrett Vaclav, Ermentrude Zollie, Phillip Zollie, Zabrina Zollie, Josee Zollie, Murphy Zollie, Willette Zollie, and Elwina Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Rock this year.
327.   Rock Noland's father Forrest Noland married Willette Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Forrest Noland's wife, Willette Noland, and children, Lilias Noland, Bridgette Noland, and Rock Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Forrest. Forrest Noland traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Rock Noland made 12 new friends this year: Emilio Noland, Miriam Noland, Bridgette Noland, Willey Noland, Hassan Vaclav, Crista Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Carmita Zollie, Lilias Zollie, Jack Zollie, and Barn Zollie.
328.   Rock visited his friend Giralda Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Forrest Noland's wife, Willette Noland, and children, Lilias Noland, Bridgette Noland, and Rock Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Forrest. Forrest Noland traveled 7 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Rock Noland met one new person this year, Ivette Zollie. Rock Noland made 5 new friends this year: Charis Zollie, Arlette Zollie, Barn Zollie, Evette Zollie, and Marney Zollie.
329.   Rock Noland's father, Forrest Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; he was 33 years old. Rock Noland met two new people this year, Kam Zollie and Ermentrude Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Rock this year.
330.   Rock Noland turned 10. Rock Noland made 4 new friends this year: Myron Vaclav, Johann Zollie, Ermentrude Zollie, and Ivette Zollie.
331.   Rock Noland's mother Ermentrude Vaclav married Boyce Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Lilias Noland, Rock Noland, and Bridgette Noland. Ermentrude Vaclav is now named Ermentrude Noland. Rock visited his aunt, Crista Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Boyce Noland's wife, Ermentrude Noland, and children, Johann Zollie, Rock Noland, Tyrone Noland, Lilias Noland, Bridgette Noland, and Jarvis Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Boyce. Boyce Noland traveled 8 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Rock Noland met 3 new people this year: Case Zollie, Idalia Zollie, and Willette Zollie. Rock Noland made 3 new friends this year: Idalia Zollie, Willette Zollie, and Kam Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Rock this year.
332.   Rock visited his friend Magnus Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Rock Noland's mother, Ermentrude Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; she was 41 years old. Boyce Noland traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Rock Noland met 4 new people this year: Demetris Zollie, Kellen Zollie, Aleta Noland, and Cynthea Zollie. Rock Noland made 3 new friends this year: Jarvis Noland, Aleta Noland, and Case Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Rock this year.
333.   Rock visited his friend Vivien Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Rock visited his friend Corena Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Rock visited his sister, Lilias Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Rock Noland's sister, Lilias Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville after showing symptoms of disease; she was 14 years old. Boyce Noland traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Rock Noland met 4 new people this year: Candis Zollie, Giffard Zollie, Lia Vaclav, and Kass Zollie. Rock Noland made 3 new friends this year: Kass Zollie, Cynthea Zollie, and Candis Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Rock this year.
334.   Rock visited his friend Aleta Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Rock visited his grandmother, Bridgette Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Boyce Noland traveled 5 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Rock Noland met 4 new people this year: Willette Zollie, Gianna Zollie, Horatia Vaclav, and Ewan Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Rock this year.
335.   Rock Noland turned 15. Boyce Noland traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Rock Noland met 3 new people this year: Myron Vaclav, Peggie Zollie, and Elwina Vaclav. Rock Noland made 6 new friends this year: Masha Vaclav, Horatia Vaclav, Elwina Vaclav, Lia Vaclav, Giffard Zollie, and Gianna Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Rock this year.
336.   Rock Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Rock Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Rock Noland stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Rock Noland met 5 new people this year: Michaeline Noland, Iain Zollie, Dwain Zollie, Jessey Zollie, and Karie Zollie. Rock Noland made 4 new friends this year: Michaeline Noland, Jessey Zollie, Peggie Zollie, and Dwain Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Rock this year.
337.   Rock Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Rock Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a rapid pace. Rock Noland traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Rock Noland met 3 new people this year: Felisha Vaclav, Kincaid Zollie, and Wells Zollie. Rock Noland made 5 new friends this year: Rudiger Noland, Myron Vaclav, Iain Zollie, Wells Zollie, and Kincaid Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Rock this year.
338.   Rock Noland turned 18. Rock Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Rock Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Rock Noland traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Rock Noland met 3 new people this year: Magnus Noland, Lewis Zollie, and Brianna Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Rock this year.
339.   Rock visited his cousin, Lindsey Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Rock visited his aunt, Masha Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Rock visited his cousin, Israel Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Rock visited his friend Cynthea Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Rock visited his friend Lia Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Rock Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Rock Noland is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Rock Noland traveled 6 miles south in the wilderness of Friendsville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Rock this year.
340.   Rock Noland is now 20 years old. Rock visited his friend Hellene Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Rock visited his friend Hassan Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Rock Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Rock Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Rock Noland traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Rock Noland made 4 new friends this year: Gena Noland, Waylon Noland, Magnus Noland, and Tallie Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Rock this year.
341.   Rock Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Rock Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Rock Noland traveled 4 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Rock Noland met two new people this year, Wynn Noland and Byram Noland. Rock Noland made 4 new friends this year: Wynn Noland, Denny Noland, Brianna Vaclav, and Rodolfo Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Rock this year.
342.   Rock Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Rock Noland is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Rock Noland traveled 2 miles south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Rock Noland met one new person this year, Yettie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Rock this year.
343.   Rock visited his friend Jarvis Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Rock Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Rock Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a rapid pace. Rock Noland traveled 2 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Rock Noland met one new person this year, Barrett Vaclav. Rock Noland made 3 new friends this year: Whit Noland, Cynthia Noland, and Dulcie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Rock this year.
344.   Rock Noland married Carmita Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Willette Zollie, Kass Zollie, Dwain Zollie, Jessey Zollie, and Rodolfo Zollie. Carmita Zollie is now named Carmita Noland. Rock Noland murdered Aube Zollie in an act of revenge. Rock Noland was murdered by Kincaid Zollie in an act of revenge. Carmita Noland, Willette Zollie, and Kass Zollie buried Rock Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville and placed a gravestone at the site; Dwain Zollie could not bear to even help.
345.   Carmita Noland gave birth to a boy named Murphy Rock Noland, after Murphy Zollie, of whom Rock Noland is the father.