Narrative

335.   Dwain Murphy Zollie was born to Carmita Zollie and Phillip Zollie in the wilderness of the island of Friendsville. He is named after his grandfather, Dwain Zollie. 17 people came to meet Dwain Zollie for the first time this year: Gina Zollie, Willette Zollie, Elwina Zollie, Kass Zollie, Marney Zollie, Phillip Zollie, Ermentrude Zollie, Lilias Zollie, Gianna Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, Carmita Zollie, Willey Noland, Kincaid Zollie, Willette Zollie, Aleta Zollie, Kincaid Zollie, and Murphy Zollie. Dwain Zollie's parents Carmita Zollie and Phillip Zollie divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Carmita Zollie and Phillip Zollie decided that Phillip will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, and Carmita will leave. 3 people came to meet Dwain Zollie for the first time this year: Ajay Vaclav, Jack Zollie, and Dwain Zollie. Dwain Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Jared Noland, Aleta Noland, Dwaine Vaclav, and Jarvis Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwain this year.
336.   Dwain is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dwain Zollie's younger brother, Jessey Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Carmita Zollie traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Case Zollie people came to meet Dwain Zollie for the first time. Dwain Zollie made 12 new friends this year: Jordy Noland, Olympe Noland, Somerset Noland, Bridgette Noland, Rock Noland, Willey Noland, Vickie Noland, Cindelyn Vaclav, Lilias Zollie, Kalie Zollie, Mahmud Zollie, and Blinny Zollie.
337.   Dwain is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Carmita Zollie traveled 5 miles south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Dwain Zollie was met for the first time by two people this year, Wilfrid Noland and Candis Zollie. Dwain Zollie made 12 new friends this year: Jarvis Noland, Adolfo Noland, Boyce Noland, Fancie Noland, Demetris Zollie, Johann Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Ermentrude Zollie, Wells Zollie, Lilias Zollie, Barn Zollie, and Elwina Zollie.
338.   Dwain is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dwain Zollie's mother Carmita Zollie married Johnny Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Willette Zollie, Kass Zollie, Dwain Zollie, and Jessey Zollie. Johnny Zollie's wife, Carmita Zollie, and children, Ermentrude Zollie, Jessey Zollie, Dwain Zollie, Kass Zollie, and Willette Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Johnny. Johnny Zollie traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Dwain Zollie made 11 new friends this year: Israel Noland, Casey Noland, Charis Vaclav, Ethelbert Vaclav, Hassan Vaclav, Gina Zollie, Kincaid Zollie, Ermentrude Zollie, Kass Zollie, Ivette Zollie, and Murphy Zollie.
339.   Dwain has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Dwain visited his friend Israel Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Johnny Zollie's wife, Carmita Zollie, and children, Ermentrude Zollie, Jessey Zollie, Dwain Zollie, Kass Zollie, and Willette Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Johnny. Johnny Zollie traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Dwain Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Aleta Noland, Morton Noland, Tucker Vaclav, Daniel Vaclav, Case Zollie, Kincaid Zollie, and Johnny Zollie.
340.   Dwain Zollie turned 5. Johnny Zollie's wife, Carmita Zollie, and children, Ermentrude Zollie, Jessey Zollie, Dwain Zollie, Kass Zollie, and Willette Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Johnny. Johnny Zollie traveled 4 miles south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Dwain Zollie met two new people this year, Denny Noland and Brianna Vaclav.
341.   Dwain Zollie's younger half-brother, Rodolfo Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Dwain Zollie's younger half-sister, Ramonda Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Johnny Zollie's wife, Carmita Zollie, and children, Jessey Zollie, Dwain Zollie, Willette Zollie, Kass Zollie, and Rodolfo Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Johnny. Johnny Zollie traveled 3 miles south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Dwain Zollie met two new people this year, Peggie Zollie and Whit Noland. Dwain Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Whit Noland, Skell Vaclav, Brianna Vaclav, Crista Zollie, Lewis Zollie, and Peggie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwain this year.
342.   Dwain Zollie's half-sister, Ramonda Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Johnny Zollie's wife, Carmita Zollie, and children, Jessey Zollie, Dwain Zollie, Willette Zollie, Kass Zollie, and Rodolfo Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Johnny. Johnny Zollie traveled 7 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Dwain Zollie met 9 new people this year: Myron Vaclav, Ernesto Zollie, Cindelyn Noland, Karie Zollie, Magnus Noland, Tallie Noland, Rudiger Noland, Gena Noland, and Felisha Vaclav. Dwain Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Sibel Noland, Magnus Noland, Myron Vaclav, Horatia Vaclav, Elwina Vaclav, Iain Zollie, Karie Zollie, Wells Zollie, and Willette Zollie.
343.   Dwain visited his great-grandfather, Jarvis Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dwain Zollie met one new person this year, Cynthia Noland. Dwain Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Cynthia Noland, Michaeline Noland, Cindelyn Noland, Rudiger Noland, Felisha Vaclav, Silvan Zollie, Ernesto Zollie, Willette Zollie, Aube Zollie, and Dulcie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwain this year.
344.   Dwain Zollie's mother Carmita Zollie married Rock Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Willette Zollie, Kass Zollie, Dwain Zollie, Jessey Zollie, and Rodolfo Zollie. Carmita Zollie is now named Carmita Noland. Dwain Zollie met one new person this year, Barrett Vaclav. Dwain Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Wynn Noland, Barn Zollie, and Phillip Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwain this year.
345.   Dwain Zollie is now 10 years old. Dwain Zollie's younger half-brother, Murphy Noland, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Dwain Zollie's half-brother, Murphy Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Dwain Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Zabrina Noland, Waylon Noland, Tallie Noland, Barrett Vaclav, and Clinten Zollie.
346.   Dwain Zollie's father, Phillip Zollie, murdered Jarvis Noland in an act of revenge.
347.   Dwain visited his friend Cindelyn Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Dwain Zollie's father, Phillip Zollie, was murdered by Clinten Zollie in an act of revenge. Dwain Zollie met one new person this year, Dari Noland.
348.   Dwain visited his friend Olympe Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Dwain visited his friend Lilias Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Dwain visited his cousin, Kincaid Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dwain Zollie met one new person this year, Omar Vaclav. Dwain Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Marney Zollie, Jessey Zollie, and Kam Zollie.
349.   Dwain Zollie's half-sister, Willette Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; she was 19 years old. Dwain Zollie met one new person this year, Boyce Noland.
350.   Dwain Zollie turned 15. Dwain Zollie's mother, Carmita Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; she was 42 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwain this year.
351.   Dwain visited his grandfather, Murphy Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dwain Zollie met one new person this year, Veda Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwain this year.
352.   Dwain Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Dwain Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Dwain Zollie traveled 2 miles south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Dwain Zollie met 3 new people this year: Chiarra Zollie, Olympe Zollie, and Kalie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwain this year.
353.   Dwain Zollie turned 18. Dwain visited his friend Willette Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Dwain Zollie attempted to murder Clinten Zollie, but failed. Dwain visited his friend Myron Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Dwain Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Dwain Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a rapid pace. Dwain Zollie traveled 7 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwain this year.
354.   Dwain visited his friend Aleta Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Dwain visited his friend Mahmud Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Dwain visited his friend Kalie Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Dwain visited his friend Idalia Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Dwain visited his cousin, Gianna Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dwain visited his sister, Kass Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dwain Zollie's half-sister, Kass Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville after showing symptoms of disease; she was 22 years old. Dwain visited his friend Michaeline Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Dwain Zollie has fallen ill. Dwain is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Gina Noland, Whit Noland, Casey Noland, Cynthia Noland, Inderjeet Noland, Somerset Noland, Tallie Noland, Vickie Noland, Willette Noland, Jordy Noland, Dari Noland, Yigal Noland, Ivette Noland, Jared Noland, Elwina Noland, Friedrick Noland, Wynn Noland, Sibel Noland, Cindelyn Noland, Magnus Noland, Willey Noland, Ermentrude Noland, Waylon Noland, Rudiger Noland, Daniel Vaclav, Barrett Vaclav, Crista Vaclav, Horatia Vaclav, Omar Vaclav, Tucker Vaclav, Ermentrude Vaclav, Fancie Vaclav, Felisha Vaclav, Veda Vaclav, Barrett Vaclav, Aube Vaclav, Jessey Zollie, Wright Zollie, Demetris Zollie, Kam Zollie, Rodolfo Zollie, Barn Zollie, Blinny Zollie, Lilias Zollie, Giffard Zollie, Marney Zollie, Jack Zollie, Wells Zollie, Lewis Zollie, Silvan Zollie, Ernesto Zollie, Kam Zollie, Clinten Zollie, Case Zollie, Dulcie Zollie, Karie Zollie, Peggie Zollie, and Bridgette Zollie. Dwain Zollie died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville after showing symptoms of disease; he was 19 years old. Jared Noland, who had briefly met Dwain Zollie due to the proximity of their campsites in the wilderness of Friendsville, buried him there and placed a gravestone at the site; the former did not know the latter's birth year, and so put 'Unknown'.