Narrative

230.   Ermentrude Zorine Noland was born to Demetris Noland and Wynn Noland in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville. 15 people came to meet Ermentrude Noland for the first time this year: Gerry Zollie, Wynn Noland, Vivien Zollie, Demetris Noland, Bridgette Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Wynn Noland, Kimberlee Noland, Ermentrude Noland, Renaldo Zollie, Martie Noland, Aldis Noland, Wynn Noland, Marv Noland, and Rutter Noland. Ermentrude Noland made 4 new friends this year: Liza Noland, Meris Noland, Morton Noland, and Renaldo Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
231.   Ermentrude is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ermentrude Noland's younger sister, Hellene Noland, was born in University Heights. Ermentrude visited her grandfather, Magnus Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ermentrude Noland's sister, Hellene Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Ermentrude Noland made 6 new friends this year: Michaeline Guillermo, Stu Noland, Oliy Noland, Thedric Noland, Demetris Noland, and Demetris Vaclav.
232.   Ermentrude is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ermentrude Noland's younger brother, Bear Noland, was born in University Heights. Ermentrude Noland's mother, Demetris Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, after a freak accident; she was 22 years old. Cynthea Noland people came to meet Ermentrude Noland for the first time. Ermentrude Noland made 3 new friends this year: Magdaia Noland, Charity Noland, and Faye Zollie.
233.   Ermentrude is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ermentrude Noland made 4 new friends this year: Sumner Gilles, Karoline Gilles, Adolfo Noland, and Aleta Noland.
234.   Ermentrude has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
235.   Ermentrude Noland turned 5. Ermentrude Noland met 3 new people this year: Hodge Noland, Barn Noland, and Casey Noland.
236.   Ermentrude Noland met two new people this year, Letitia Noland and Pate Noland. Ermentrude Noland made 7 new friends this year: Pate Noland, Sheff Noland, Stu Noland, Bear Noland, Adara Noland, Leonard Noland, and Casey Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
237.   Ermentrude Noland made 7 new friends this year: Marney Gilles, Alexandra Gilles, Adolfo Noland, Hodge Noland, Mira Noland, Lilias Noland, and Tim Noland.
238.   Ermentrude visited her friend Faye Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Ermentrude Noland's half-brother, Marv Noland, murdered Neville Gilles in an act of revenge. Ermentrude Noland met one new person this year, Wells Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
239.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
240.   Ermentrude Noland is now 10 years old. Ermentrude Noland met two new people this year, Jereme Noland and Silas Noland. Ermentrude Noland made 5 new friends this year: Sophi Noland, Jereme Noland, Wells Noland, Brady Noland, and Wynn Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
242.   Ermentrude Noland met one new person this year, Fancie Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
243.   Ermentrude Noland's father Wynn Noland married Sophi Noland in University Heights, Friendsville.
244.   Ermentrude Noland's half-brother, Martie Noland, murdered Oliy Melvin in an act of revenge. Ermentrude Noland's half-brother, Wynn Noland, murdered Thedric Noland in an act of revenge. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
245.   Ermentrude Noland is now 15 years old.
246.   Ermentrude visited her friend Meris Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time.
247.   Ermentrude Noland met two new people this year, Cynthia Noland and Sammie Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
248.   Ermentrude Noland turned 18.
249.   Ermentrude Noland's younger half-sister, Calida Noland, was born in University Heights. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
250.   Ermentrude Noland turned 20. Ermentrude Noland met one new person this year, Elwina Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
251.   Ermentrude Noland moved out of Noland House in University Heights. Ermentrude Noland moved into Gilles House in University Heights. Ermentrude Noland married Hodge Noland in University Heights, Friendsville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
252.   Ermentrude Noland gave birth to a girl named Gena Jodi Noland, of whom Hodge Noland is the father. Ermentrude Noland met one new person this year, Sonja Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
253.   Ermentrude Noland gave birth to a boy named Magnus Rudiger Noland, after Magnus Zollie, of whom Hodge Noland is the father. Ermentrude Noland's brother, Bear Noland, took his own life in University Heights, Friendsville; he was 21 years old. Ermentrude Noland's son, Magnus Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Ermentrude Noland met one new person this year, Spike Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
254.   Ermentrude Noland gave birth to a boy named Eric Stu Noland, of whom Hodge Noland is the father. Ermentrude visited her friend Sammie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 24 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Ermentrude Noland's son, Eric Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Ermentrude Noland made 3 new friends this year: Rutger Noland, Calida Noland, and Thatcher Noland.
255.   Ermentrude Noland turned 25. Ermentrude Noland gave birth to a boy named Hodge Magnus Noland; he is named for his father Hodge Torrance Noland. Ermentrude visited her friend Sophi Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 24 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Ermentrude Noland met one new person this year, Jeb Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
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257.   Ermentrude Noland met one new person this year, Elwina Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
259.   Ermentrude visited her friend Rennie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 28 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time.
260.   Ermentrude Noland turned 30. Ermentrude visited her friend Adolfo Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 30 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time.
261.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
262.   Ermentrude Noland and Hodge Noland divorced after 11 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Ermentrude Noland and Hodge Noland decided that Hodge will stay in their house, and Ermentrude will move out. Ermentrude Noland moved out of Gilles House in University Heights. Ermentrude Noland moved into Noland House in University Heights. Ermentrude Noland made 3 new friends this year: Gena Noland, Florian Noland, and Jarvis Zollie.
263.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
264.   Brady Noland had an affair with Ermentrude Noland; she is now pregnant. Brady Noland had an affair with Ermentrude Noland; Brady's wife, Michaeline Noland, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Ermentrude visited her father, Wynn Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ermentrude Noland's father, Wynn Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, of natural causes; he was 64 years old.
265.   Ermentrude Noland gave birth to a girl named Faunie Elsa Noland, of whom Brady Noland is the father. Ermentrude Noland decided to leave University Heights; she will do so shortly. Ermentrude Noland moved out of Noland House in University Heights. Ermentrude Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Ermentrude Noland stopped in the wilderness 8 miles east of University Heights. Ermentrude Noland met 18 new people this year: Jobina Noland, Venkat Vaclav, Charissa Zollie, Barn Noland, Kalie Melvin, Gwennie Vaclav, Rickie Guillermo, Eve Noland, Ermentrude Noland, Alfonso Noland, Jule Zollie, Evette Noland, Fancie Noland, Ramonda Noland, Bryant Vaclav, Sophi Guillermo, Jule Zollie, and Gianna Guillermo. Ermentrude just found out from Charissa Zollie that her uncle Gerry Zollie was murdered in the wilderness of Friendsville 16 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 34 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. (Charissa had recently found this out from Margy Noland.) Ermentrude just found out from Charissa Zollie that her family member Bridgette Noland died in the wilderness of Friendsville 18 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 34 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. (Charissa had recently found this out from Charissa Zollie.) Ermentrude just found out from Charissa Zollie that her brother Aldis Noland was murdered in the wilderness of Friendsville 21 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 31 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. (Charissa had recently found this out from Charissa Zollie.) Ermentrude just found out from Charissa Zollie that her brother Wynn Noland was murdered in the wilderness of Friendsville 21 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 31 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. (Charissa had recently found this out from Charissa Zollie.) Ermentrude just found out from Liza Zollie that her sister Kimberlee Noland died in the wilderness of Friendsville 19 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 31 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. (Liza had recently found this out from Sammie Guillermo.) Ermentrude just found out from Liza Zollie that her uncle Rutter Noland was murdered in the wilderness of Friendsville 27 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 31 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. (Liza had recently found this out from Sammie Guillermo.) Ermentrude just found out from Liza Zollie that her family member Vivien Vaclav died of disease in the wilderness of Friendsville 17 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 34 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. (Liza had recently found this out from Sammie Guillermo.) Ermentrude just found out from Liza Zollie that her brother Marv Noland was murdered in the wilderness of Friendsville 27 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 31 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. (Liza had recently found this out from Sammie Guillermo.) Ermentrude just found out from Liza Zollie that her brother Martie Noland was murdered in the wilderness of Friendsville 21 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 31 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. (Liza had recently found this out from Sammie Guillermo.) Ermentrude visited with her friend Liza Zollie, who she hadn't seen since 18 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Ermentrude visited with her friend Wells Noland, who she hadn't seen since 24 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Ermentrude visited with her friend Magdaia Noland, who she hadn't seen since 23 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Ermentrude visited with her friend Marney Zollie, who she hadn't seen since 24 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Ermentrude visited with her friend Lilias Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 28 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Ermentrude visited with her friend Silas Noland, who she hadn't seen since 24 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Ermentrude visited with her friend Cynthea Noland, who she hadn't seen since 28 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland made 10 new friends this year: Elsey Guillermo, Rickie Guillermo, Kalie Melvin, Barn Noland, Gianna Noland, Eve Noland, Evette Noland, Silas Noland, Ramonda Noland, and Venkat Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
266.   Ermentrude Noland met 17 new people this year: Myron Vaclav, Gonzales Noland, Jacklyn Zollie, Lori Melvin, Candis Vaclav, Ashlen Noland, Rolland Vaclav, Ronny Vaclav, Gwenora Melvin, Ivette Zollie, Friedrick Noland, Aurora Vaclav, Magnus Zollie, Margy Zollie, Zabrina Noland, Katharyn Zollie, and Magnus Zollie. Ermentrude Noland made 18 new friends this year: Brandice Guillermo, Constancy Guillermo, Candis Melvin, Whit Melvin, Lori Melvin, Beverlie Melvin, Gwenora Melvin, Fancie Noland, Alfonso Noland, Ashlen Noland, Friedrick Noland, Hatti Noland, Zabrina Noland, Myron Vaclav, Bryant Vaclav, Ivette Zollie, Magnus Zollie, and Randie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
267.   Ermentrude Noland met 6 new people this year: Jarvis Zollie, Demetrius Guillermo, Mikael Guillermo, Magnus Zollie, Elvira Noland, and Rodolfo Zollie. Ermentrude just found out from Liza Zollie that one of her oldest friends, Fancie Noland, died of disease in University Heights, Friendsville 1 years ago. Fancie and Ermentrude first met 25 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville, but hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. (Liza had recently found this out from Cynthia Zollie.) Ermentrude just found out from Liza Zollie that one of her oldest friends, Michaeline Noland, died of disease in University Heights, Friendsville 1 years ago. Michaeline and Ermentrude first met 37 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville, but hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. (Liza had recently found this out from Cynthia Zollie.) Ermentrude Noland made 7 new friends this year: Gianna Guillermo, Beverlie Melvin, Gonzales Noland, Elvira Noland, Faunie Noland, Ronny Vaclav, and Tim Zollie.
268.   Ermentrude Noland met 7 new people this year: Darci Noland, Magnus Vaclav, Nara Guillermo, Olympia Guillermo, Peri Noland, Jarvis Zollie, and Gerry Guillermo. Ermentrude Noland made 6 new friends this year: Olympia Guillermo, Mikael Guillermo, Terri Guillermo, Hassan Vaclav, Magnus Zollie, and Magnus Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
269.   Ermentrude Noland met 4 new people this year: Giralda Guillermo, Britt Guillermo, Stevy Vaclav, and Brandice Noland. Ermentrude Noland made 8 new friends this year: Giralda Guillermo, Demetrius Guillermo, Peri Noland, Candis Noland, Jobina Noland, Magnus Vaclav, Jarvis Zollie, and Rodolfo Zollie.
270.   Ermentrude Noland is now 40 years old. Ermentrude Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Ermentrude Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Ermentrude Noland stayed put at her campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland met 3 new people this year: Aleta Noland, Marjie Guillermo, and Liza Zollie. Ermentrude Noland made 3 new friends this year: Nara Guillermo, Britt Guillermo, and Margy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
271.   Ermentrude Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Ermentrude Noland is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at a rapid pace. Ermentrude Noland traveled 6 miles south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland met 4 new people this year: Vivien Noland, Tallie Noland, Pandora Melvin, and Boyce Noland. Ermentrude Noland made 3 new friends this year: Aleta Noland, Tallie Noland, and Vivien Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
272.   Ermentrude visited her friend Constancy Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Ermentrude Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Ermentrude Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Ermentrude Noland traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland met 4 new people this year: Cindelyn Guillermo, Stu Noland, Chantalle Guillermo, and Enrique Guillermo. Ermentrude just found out from Liza Zollie that one of her oldest friends, Aleta Noland, died of natural causes in University Heights, Friendsville 2 years ago. Aleta and Ermentrude first met 41 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville, but hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. (Liza had recently found this out from Spike Noland.) Ermentrude Noland made 3 new friends this year: Cindelyn Guillermo, Boyce Noland, and Stu Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
273.   Ermentrude Noland's son Hodge Noland married Micky Noland in University Heights, Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville after a freak accident; she was 43 years old. Candis Melvin, who had briefly met Ermentrude Noland due to the proximity of their campsites in the wilderness of Friendsville, buried her there and placed a gravestone at the site; the former did not know the latter's birth year, and so put 'Unknown'.
274.   Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Zippy Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's father is Ermentrude's son, Hodge Noland. Ermentrude Noland's son Hodge Noland and Micky Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Hodge Noland and Micky Noland decided that their child, Zippy, will live with Micky. Ermentrude Noland's son Hodge Noland married Micky Noland in University Heights, Friendsville.
275.   Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Theo Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's father is Ermentrude's son, Hodge Noland. Ermentrude Noland's son Hodge Noland and Micky Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Hodge Noland and Micky Noland decided that their children, Zippy and Theo, will live with Micky.
279.   Ermentrude Noland's son Hodge Noland married Judye Noland in University Heights, Friendsville.
280.   Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Hodge Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's father is Ermentrude's son, Hodge Noland.
281.   Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Adolfo Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's father is Ermentrude's son, Hodge Noland.
282.   Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Byram Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's father is Ermentrude's son, Hodge Noland.
283.   Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Stu Noland, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's mother is Ermentrude's daughter, Gena Noland. Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Patrice Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's father is Ermentrude's son, Hodge Noland. Ermentrude Noland's daughter Faunie Noland married Randie Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Faunie Noland is now named Faunie Zollie.
284.   Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Aube Zollie, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's mother is Ermentrude's daughter, Faunie Zollie.
285.   Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Emmit Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's father is Ermentrude's son, Hodge Noland. Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Zabrina Zollie, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's mother is Ermentrude's daughter, Faunie Zollie. Ermentrude Noland's daughter Gena Noland married Magnus Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville.
286.   Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Manya Zollie, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's mother is Ermentrude's daughter, Faunie Zollie.
289.   Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Bell Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's father is Ermentrude's son, Hodge Noland. Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Pippa Zollie, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's mother is Ermentrude's daughter, Faunie Zollie.
291.   Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Aleta Zollie, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's mother is Ermentrude's daughter, Gena Zollie.
292.   Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Jared Zollie, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's mother is Ermentrude's daughter, Gena Zollie. Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Olivier Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, Friendsville; the child's father is Ermentrude's son, Hodge Noland.
293.   Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Shannen Zollie, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's mother is Ermentrude's daughter, Gena Zollie.
296.   Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Elwina Zollie, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's mother is Ermentrude's daughter, Gena Zollie.
300.   Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Magnus Zollie, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's mother is Ermentrude's daughter, Faunie Zollie.
302.   Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Ajay Zollie, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's mother is Ermentrude's daughter, Gena Zollie.
303.   Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Ewan Zollie, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's mother is Ermentrude's daughter, Gena Zollie.
305.   Ermentrude Noland's daughter Gena Zollie and Magnus Zollie divorced after 20 years of marriage; they had 6 children together.
308.   Ermentrude Noland's daughter Gena Zollie married Gerry Guillermo in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Aleta Zollie, Ajay Zollie, and Ewan Zollie.
312.   Ermentrude Noland's daughter Faunie Zollie married Jarvis Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with child Magnus Zollie.
323.   Ermentrude Noland's grandson, Ewan Zollie, murdered 61-year-old Gerry Guillermo in the wilderness of Wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland's grandson, Ewan Zollie, murdered 37-year-old Reilly Guillermo in self-defense in the wilderness of Friendsville, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim.
338.   Ermentrude Noland's granddaughter, Ajay Noland, murdered 37-year-old Wilfrid Noland in the wilderness of Wilderness of Friendsville.
344.   Ermentrude Noland's grandson, Aube Zollie, murdered Emilio Noland in an act of revenge.