Narrative

300.   Braden Drake Guillermo was born to Michaeline Guillermo and Byram Noland in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville. 22 people came to meet Braden Guillermo for the first time this year: Patrice Noland, Braden Guillermo, Denny Noland, Codee Noland, Bell Noland, Judye Noland, Angel Noland, Morris Noland, Emmit Noland, Demetris Noland, Hellene Noland, Alexandra Noland, Michaeline Guillermo, Hodge Noland, Olivier Noland, Elwina Guillermo, Wynn Noland, Adolfo Noland, Codee Noland, Byram Noland, Florian Noland, and Kit Noland. Braden Guillermo moved out of Noland House in University Heights. Braden Guillermo's mother Michaeline Guillermo married Adolfo Noland in University Heights, Friendsville. Michaeline Guillermo is now named Michaeline Noland. 5 people came to meet Braden Guillermo for the first time this year: Sonja Noland, Aleta Noland, Mohan Noland, Demetris Noland, and Stu Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Braden this year.
301.   Braden is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Braden Guillermo made 9 new friends this year: Elwina Guillermo, Lurette Noland, Adolfo Noland, Hellene Noland, Denny Noland, Florian Noland, Demetris Noland, Aleta Noland, and Emmit Noland.
302.   Braden is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Braden Guillermo's father Byram Noland married Denny Noland in University Heights, Friendsville. Braden visited his great-grandfather, Wynn Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Braden Guillermo made 6 new friends this year: Morris Noland, Angel Noland, Adolfo Noland, Stu Noland, Judye Noland, and Patrice Noland.
303.   Braden is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
304.   Braden has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Braden Guillermo's younger half-sister, Carlena Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville. Braden Guillermo made 6 new friends this year: Codee Noland, Michaeline Noland, Somerset Noland, Byram Noland, Alexandra Noland, and Clinten Noland.
305.   Braden Guillermo is now 5 years old. Braden Guillermo's younger half-brother, Zorro Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville. Braden Guillermo met one new person this year, Lindy Noland. Braden Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Sheff Noland, Hodge Noland, and Kit Noland.
306.   Braden visited his friend Sheff Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Braden Guillermo's half-brother, Zorro Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Braden Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Sonja Noland, Thatcher Noland, and Lindy Noland.
307.   Braden visited his friend Aleta Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time.
308.   Braden Guillermo's younger half-brother, Hodge Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Braden this year.
309.   Braden Guillermo made 4 new friends this year: Demetris Noland, Hodge Noland, Codee Noland, and Carlena Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Braden this year.
310.   Braden Guillermo is now 10 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Braden this year.
311.   Braden Guillermo's younger half-sister, Lyndel Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville. Braden Guillermo's half-sister, Lyndel Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Braden this year.
312.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Braden this year.
313.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Braden this year.
314.   Braden visited his friend Morris Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. In Gilles House, their home, Braden is attending to Sonja Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Braden visited his friend Florian Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Braden visited his uncle, Emmit Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Braden visited his cousin, Jazmin Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Braden visited his cousin, Ugo Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
315.   Braden Guillermo is now 15 years old. Braden Guillermo's younger half-brother, Wynn Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville.
316.   Braden visited his grandfather, Hodge Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
317.   Clinten Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in University Heights for an expedition on the Dissoluble, which Clinten Noland has agreed to lead. Braden Guillermo declined an invitation from Clinten Noland to leave University Heights on the Dissoluble, for unstated reasons.
318.   Braden Guillermo is now 18 years old. In Gilles House, their home, Braden is attending to Thatcher Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
320.   Braden Guillermo is now 20 years old. Braden Guillermo's younger half-sister, Aleta Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville.
321.   Braden Guillermo met one new person this year, Michaeline Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Braden this year.
322.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Braden this year.
325.   Braden Guillermo turned 25. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Braden this year. Braden Guillermo is worrying about his grandmother Elwina Noland, who 8 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
326.   Braden Guillermo wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Braden Guillermo's younger half-brother, Wynn Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Braden this year. Braden Guillermo is worrying about his grandmother Elwina Noland, who 9 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
327.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Braden this year.
328.   Braden Guillermo's younger half-sister, Filide Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville.
329.   Braden Guillermo's half-sister, Filide Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
330.   Braden Guillermo turned 30.
331.   Braden Guillermo is wondering about his grandmother Elwina Noland, who 14 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
332.   In Gilles House, their home, Braden is attending to Demetris Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Braden this year.
334.   Braden Guillermo's younger half-brother, Byram Noland, was born in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville. Braden Guillermo's half-brother, Byram Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Braden Guillermo is wondering about his grandmother Elwina Noland, who 17 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
335.   Braden visited his grandmother, Judye Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
336.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Braden this year.
340.   Braden Guillermo turned 40. Braden visited his friend Lurette Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 39 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Braden this year.
341.   In Gilles House, their home, Braden is attending to Michaeline Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Braden Guillermo's mother, Michaeline Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, of natural causes; she was 71 years old. Braden Guillermo is wondering about his grandmother Elwina Noland, who 24 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
343.   Braden Guillermo is worrying about his grandmother Elwina Noland, who 26 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
344.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Braden this year.
346.   Braden Guillermo's half-brother, Wynn Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, after a freak accident; he was 31 years old.
349.   In Gilles House, their home, Braden is attending to Adolfo Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Braden Guillermo met one new person this year, Mauritz Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Braden this year.
350.   Braden Guillermo turned 50.
351.   Braden Guillermo's half-brother, Hodge Noland, took his own life in University Heights, Friendsville; he was 43 years old.
352.   Braden Guillermo met two new people this year, Hadley Noland and Hadley Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Braden this year.
353.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Braden this year.
355.   Braden Guillermo met one new person this year, Merlin Noland.
356.   Braden Guillermo wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Braden Guillermo met one new person this year, Kit Noland.
357.   Braden visited his uncle, Olivier Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
360.   Braden Guillermo turned 60. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Braden this year. Braden Guillermo is wondering about his grandmother Elwina Noland, who 43 years ago left for a voyage on the Dissoluble and hasn't been heard from since.
361.   Braden Guillermo met one new person this year, Gavin Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Braden this year.
362.   Braden Guillermo has fallen ill. Braden is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Avery Noland, Rutger Noland, Hadley Noland, Cynthia Noland, Merlin Noland, Blaire Noland, Hadley Noland, Patrice Noland, Adolfo Noland, Stefano Noland, Hodge Noland, Kit Noland, Aleta Noland, Michaeline Noland, Rikki Noland, Ame Noland, Denny Noland, Mick Noland, Manfred Noland, Aleta Noland, Hadley Noland, Mauritz Noland, Marielle Noland, Adolfo Noland, Sydney Noland, Carlena Noland, and Monte Noland. Braden Guillermo died in University Heights, Friendsville, of natural causes; he was 62 years old. Braden Guillermo was laid to rest in the University Heights cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.