Narrative

285.   Emmit Godfree Noland was born to Judye Noland and Hodge Noland in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville. 17 people came to meet Emmit Noland for the first time this year: Morris Noland, Patrice Noland, Byram Noland, Hodge Noland, Jereme Noland, Hodge Noland, Adolfo Noland, Hellene Noland, Florian Noland, Denny Noland, Demetris Noland, Ladonna Noland, Judye Noland, Sivert Noland, Codee Noland, Wynn Noland, and Emmit Noland. Brady Noland people came to meet Emmit Noland for the first time. Emmit Noland made 3 new friends this year: Hodge Noland, Hellene Noland, and Casey Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Emmit this year.
286.   Emmit is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Emmit visited his uncle, Jereme Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Emmit visited his cousin, Thatcher Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Emmit Noland made 4 new friends this year: Stu Noland, Sheff Noland, Adolfo Noland, and Thatcher Noland.
287.   Emmit is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Emmit Noland made 5 new friends this year: Michaeline Guillermo, Jared Noland, Adolfo Noland, Ladonna Noland, and Letitia Noland.
288.   Emmit is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Emmit Noland made 4 new friends this year: Sonja Noland, Lurette Noland, Demetris Noland, and Adolfo Noland.
289.   Emmit has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Emmit Noland's younger sister, Bell Noland, was born in University Heights.
290.   Emmit Noland turned 5. Emmit Noland made 4 new friends this year: Aleta Noland, Hodge Noland, Calida Noland, and Morris Noland.
291.   Emmit visited his friend Stu Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Emmit Noland made 8 new friends this year: Patrice Noland, Alexandra Noland, Codee Noland, Denny Noland, Byram Noland, Demetris Noland, Judye Noland, and Angel Noland.
292.   Emmit Noland's younger brother, Olivier Noland, was born in University Heights. Emmit Noland made 3 new friends this year: Bell Noland, Florian Noland, and Stu Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Emmit this year.
293.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Emmit this year.
294.   Emmit visited his friend Casey Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Emmit this year.
295.   Emmit Noland is now 10 years old.
296.   Emmit visited his friend Letitia Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Emmit this year.
298.   Hodge Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. In Noland House, their home, Emmit is attending to Hodge Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Emmit Noland met one new person this year, Somerset Noland.
300.   Emmit Noland turned 15. Emmit Noland met one new person this year, Stephan Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Emmit this year.
301.   Emmit Noland met one new person this year, Lindy Noland.
302.   Emmit visited his grandfather, Wynn Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
303.   Emmit Noland turned 18.
304.   Emmit Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Emmit this year.
305.   Emmit Noland turned 20.
306.   Denny Noland had an affair with Emmit Noland; she is now pregnant. Denny Noland had an affair with Emmit Noland; Denny's husband, Byram Noland, did not find out. Emmit visited his friend Sheff Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 20 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time.
307.   Denny Noland gave birth to a girl named May Margery Noland, of whom Emmit Noland is the father. In Noland House, their home, Emmit is attending to Aleta Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Emmit Noland's daughter, May Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Emmit this year.
308.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Emmit this year.
309.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Emmit this year.
310.   Emmit Noland turned 25. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Emmit this year.
311.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Emmit this year.
312.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Emmit this year.
313.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Emmit this year.
314.   Emmit visited his uncle, Morris Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Emmit visited his friend Sonja Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 29 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Emmit visited his uncle, Florian Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Emmit Noland has fallen ill. Emmit is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Braden Guillermo, Hadley Noland, Rutger Noland, Denny Noland, Codee Noland, Bell Noland, Demetris Noland, Elwina Noland, Patrice Noland, Judye Noland, Angel Noland, Adolfo Noland, Demetris Noland, Hodge Noland, Alexandra Noland, Adolfo Noland, Hodge Noland, Michaeline Noland, Hodge Noland, Somerset Noland, Olivier Noland, Jazmin Noland, Ugo Noland, Stu Noland, Clinten Noland, Magnus Noland, Lurette Noland, Codee Noland, Byram Noland, Carlena Noland, Thatcher Noland, Florian Noland, Sydney Noland, Adolfo Noland, Lindy Noland, Kit Noland, Monte Noland, and Mohan Noland. Emmit Noland died in University Heights, Friendsville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 29 years old. Emmit Noland was laid to rest in the University Heights cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.