Narrative

292.   Jared Eric Zollie was born to Gena Zollie and Magnus Zollie in the wilderness of the island of Friendsville. 16 people came to meet Jared Zollie for the first time this year: Myron Vaclav, Pippa Zollie, Aleta Zollie, Willette Zollie, Pavel Vaclav, Faunie Zollie, Rolland Vaclav, Gena Zollie, Magnus Vaclav, Josee Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Rodolfo Zollie, Aube Zollie, Jobina Noland, Zabrina Zollie, and Murphy Zollie. Magnus Zollie's wife, Gena Zollie, and children, Willette Zollie, Jared Zollie, and Aleta Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Magnus. Magnus Zollie traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. 6 people came to meet Jared Zollie for the first time this year: Jacklyn Zollie, Jared Zollie, Ronny Vaclav, Jarvis Zollie, Micky Guillermo, and Julie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jared this year.
293.   Jared is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jared Zollie's younger sister, Shannen Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Jared visited his cousin, Rodolfo Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jared Zollie died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Barn Noland, who had briefly met Jared Zollie due to the proximity of their campsites in the wilderness of Friendsville, buried him there and placed a gravestone at the site; the former did not know the latter's birth year, and so put 'Unknown'.
296.   Jared Zollie's younger sister, Elwina Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
302.   Jared Zollie's younger sister, Ajay Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
303.   Jared Zollie's younger brother, Ewan Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
305.   Jared Zollie's parents Magnus Zollie and Gena Zollie divorced after 20 years of marriage; they had 6 children together.
308.   Jared Zollie's mother Gena Zollie married Gerry Guillermo in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Aleta Zollie, Ajay Zollie, and Ewan Zollie. Gena Zollie is now named Gena Guillermo. Jared Zollie's father Magnus Zollie married Gwenora Vaclav in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville.
312.   Jared Zollie's parents Magnus Zollie and Gwenora Zollie divorced after 4 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
314.   Jared Zollie's younger half-brother, Cat Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Jared Zollie's father Magnus Zollie married Hatti Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with child Barn Zollie.
315.   Jared Zollie's younger half-brother, Jarvis Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
318.   Jared Zollie's younger half-sister, Marge Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
321.   Jared Zollie's parents Magnus Zollie and Hatti Zollie divorced after 7 years of marriage; they had one child together.
323.   Jared Zollie's brother, Ewan Zollie, murdered 61-year-old Gerry Guillermo in the wilderness of Wilderness of Friendsville. Jared Zollie's brother, Ewan Zollie, murdered 37-year-old Reilly Guillermo in self-defense in the wilderness of Friendsville, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim.
324.   Jared Zollie's father Magnus Zollie married Vivien Vaclav in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Kalie Vaclav, Daniel Vaclav, and Hassan Vaclav.
338.   Jared Zollie's sister, Ajay Noland, murdered 37-year-old Wilfrid Noland in the wilderness of Wilderness of Friendsville.