Narrative

315.   Jarvis Barn Zollie was born to Ashlen Zollie and Magnus Zollie in the wilderness of the island of Friendsville. He is named after his father's friend, Jarvis Zollie. 27 people came to meet Jarvis Zollie for the first time this year: Cat Zollie, Yettie Zollie, Nonah Zollie, Willette Zollie, Kam Zollie, Dwaine Vaclav, Ewan Zollie, Crista Guillermo, Jack Zollie, Cindelyn Vaclav, Myron Vaclav, Ermentrude Noland, Murphy Zollie, Ajay Zollie, Jack Zollie, Ashlen Zollie, Silvan Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Clinten Zollie, Arlette Zollie, Wells Zollie, Fancie Zollie, Mahmud Zollie, Aleta Zollie, Johnny Zollie, Hatti Zollie, and Josee Zollie. Ashlen Zollie traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Jarvis Zollie was met for the first time by two people this year, Giralda Guillermo and Jarvis Zollie. Jarvis Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Magnus Vaclav, Cindelyn Vaclav, and Masha Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jarvis this year.
316.   Jarvis is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ashlen Zollie traveled 7 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Jarvis Zollie made 12 new friends this year: Giralda Guillermo, Giorgia Guillermo, Israel Noland, Hellene Noland, Boyce Noland, Jared Noland, Tucker Vaclav, Gwenora Zollie, Fancie Zollie, Johnny Zollie, Ajay Zollie, and Mahmud Zollie.
317.   Jarvis is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jarvis Zollie's mother Ashlen Zollie married Demetrius Guillermo in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Fancie Zollie, Wells Zollie, Silvan Zollie, Cat Zollie, and Jarvis Zollie. Ashlen Zollie is now named Ashlen Guillermo. Demetrius Guillermo's wife, Ashlen Guillermo, and children, Fancie Zollie, Cat Zollie, Silvan Zollie, Wells Zollie, and Jarvis Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Demetrius. Magnus Zollie's wife, Hatti Zollie, and children, Barn Zollie, Ewan Zollie, Ajay Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, and Cat Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Magnus. Magnus Zollie stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Jarvis Zollie made 13 new friends this year: Crista Guillermo, Boyce Noland, Forrest Noland, Vickie Noland, Yettie Zollie, Silvan Zollie, Kincaid Zollie, Eddy Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Lilias Zollie, Wells Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, and Blinny Zollie.
318.   Jarvis is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jarvis Zollie's younger half-sister, Marge Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Jarvis Zollie died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; he was 3 years old. Magnus Zollie, who had gotten to know Jarvis Zollie due to the proximity of their campsites in the wilderness of Friendsville, buried him there and placed a gravestone at the site.
321.   Jarvis Zollie's parents Magnus Zollie and Hatti Zollie divorced after 7 years of marriage; they had one child together.
323.   Jarvis Zollie's half-brother, Ewan Zollie, murdered 61-year-old Gerry Guillermo in the wilderness of Wilderness of Friendsville. Jarvis Zollie's half-brother, Ewan Zollie, murdered 37-year-old Reilly Guillermo in self-defense in the wilderness of Friendsville, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim.
324.   Jarvis Zollie's father Magnus Zollie married Vivien Vaclav in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Kalie Vaclav, Daniel Vaclav, and Hassan Vaclav.
338.   Jarvis Zollie's half-sister, Ajay Noland, murdered 37-year-old Wilfrid Noland in the wilderness of Wilderness of Friendsville.