Narrative

304.   Myron Morton Vaclav was born to Ivette Vaclav and Myron Vaclav in the wilderness of the island of Friendsville. He is named after his father, Myron Vaclav. 22 people came to meet Myron Vaclav for the first time this year: Myron Vaclav, Willette Zollie, Hassan Vaclav, Magnus Zollie, Dwaine Vaclav, Aube Zollie, Barrett Vaclav, Pippa Zollie, Giorgia Guillermo, Lilias Vaclav, Barnabas Noland, Cindelyn Zollie, Masha Zollie, Vickie Noland, Bridgette Noland, Jacklyn Vaclav, Zabrina Zollie, Eddy Vaclav, Hatti Zollie, Ivette Vaclav, Murphy Zollie, and Josee Zollie. Myron Vaclav's parents Ivette Vaclav and Myron Vaclav divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had one child together. Ivette Vaclav and Myron Vaclav decided that Myron will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, and Ivette will move out. Myron Vaclav was met for the first time by two people this year, Myron Vaclav and Yettie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Myron this year.
305.   Myron is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ivette Vaclav traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav was met for the first time by two people this year, Demetrius Guillermo and Reilly Guillermo. Myron Vaclav made 12 new friends this year: Olympe Guillermo, Bridgette Noland, Boyce Noland, Forrest Noland, Vickie Noland, Ivette Vaclav, Eddy Vaclav, Gwenora Vaclav, Myron Vaclav, Cindelyn Zollie, Yettie Zollie, and Gena Zollie.
306.   Myron is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Myron Vaclav's father Myron Vaclav married Vivien Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav's wife, Vivien Vaclav, and children, Myron Vaclav, Eddy Vaclav, Giorgia Guillermo, and Lilias Vaclav, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Myron. Myron Vaclav stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav made 5 new friends this year: Boyce Noland, Stu Noland, Dwaine Vaclav, Mahmud Zollie, and Jack Zollie.
307.   Myron is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Myron Vaclav's younger half-sister, Cindelyn Vaclav, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav's wife, Vivien Vaclav, and children, Myron Vaclav, Eddy Vaclav, Giorgia Guillermo, and Lilias Vaclav, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Myron. Myron Vaclav stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav made 5 new friends this year: Crista Guillermo, Brandice Guillermo, Vivien Vaclav, Lilias Vaclav, and Murphy Zollie.
308.   Myron has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Myron Vaclav's half-sister, Cindelyn Vaclav, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Myron Vaclav's wife, Vivien Vaclav, and children, Myron Vaclav, Eddy Vaclav, Giorgia Guillermo, and Lilias Vaclav, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Myron. Myron Vaclav traveled 5 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav made 11 new friends this year: Giralda Guillermo, Hellene Noland, Jared Noland, Magnus Vaclav, Willette Zollie, Dion Zollie, Ashlen Zollie, Johnny Zollie, Aube Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, and Hatti Zollie.
309.   Myron Vaclav turned 5. Myron Vaclav's younger half-sister, Kalie Vaclav, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Myron visited his cousin, Cindelyn Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Myron visited his friend Brandice Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Myron Vaclav's wife, Vivien Vaclav, and children, Myron Vaclav, Kalie Vaclav, Eddy Vaclav, and Giorgia Guillermo, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Myron. Myron Vaclav traveled 4 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav met two new people this year, Opalina Vaclav and Clinten Zollie. Myron Vaclav made 5 new friends this year: Dari Guillermo, Tucker Vaclav, Cindelyn Vaclav, Barrett Vaclav, and Ajay Zollie.
310.   Myron Vaclav's wife, Vivien Vaclav, and children, Myron Vaclav, Kalie Vaclav, and Giorgia Guillermo, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Myron. Myron Vaclav stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav met two new people this year, Silvan Zollie and Gerry Guillermo. Myron Vaclav made 11 new friends this year: Corena Guillermo, Israel Noland, Wilfrid Noland, Blinny Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Clinten Zollie, Kam Zollie, Dwain Zollie, Barn Zollie, Ewan Zollie, and Aleta Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Myron this year.
311.   Myron Vaclav met two new people this year, Aleta Guillermo and Kincaid Zollie. Myron Vaclav made 6 new friends this year: Tandi Noland, Cindelyn Noland, Zabrina Zollie, Josee Zollie, Maurice Zollie, and Barn Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Myron this year.
312.   Myron Vaclav's younger half-brother, Daniel Vaclav, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav's wife, Vivien Vaclav, and children, Myron Vaclav, Daniel Vaclav, Kalie Vaclav, and Giorgia Guillermo, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Myron. Myron Vaclav stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav made 10 new friends this year: Demetrius Guillermo, Aleta Guillermo, Ermentrude Noland, Hassan Vaclav, Daniel Vaclav, Silvan Zollie, Kincaid Zollie, Nonah Zollie, Marney Zollie, and Carmita Zollie.
313.   Myron Vaclav's wife, Vivien Vaclav, and children, Myron Vaclav, Daniel Vaclav, Kalie Vaclav, and Giorgia Guillermo, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Myron. Myron Vaclav traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav met one new person this year, Charis Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Myron this year.
314.   Myron Vaclav turned 10. Myron visited his mother, Ivette Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Myron Vaclav's mother, Ivette Vaclav, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of natural causes; she was 61 years old. Myron visited his friend Dion Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Myron Vaclav's wife, Vivien Vaclav, and children, Myron Vaclav, Daniel Vaclav, Kalie Vaclav, and Giorgia Guillermo, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Myron. Myron Vaclav traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav met 3 new people this year: Arlette Zollie, Cat Zollie, and Aube Zollie. Myron Vaclav made 4 new friends this year: Gerry Guillermo, Somerset Noland, Phillip Zollie, and Magnus Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Myron this year.
315.   Myron visited his friend Jacklyn Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Myron visited his father, Myron Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Myron Vaclav's father, Myron Vaclav, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of natural causes; he was 63 years old. Myron Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Kalie Vaclav, Rakel Zollie, and Gina Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Myron this year.
316.   Myron Vaclav's half-sister, Eddy Zollie, murdered 28-year-old Maurice Zollie in the wilderness of Wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav's half-sister, Eddy Zollie, murdered 24-year-old Dwain Zollie in self-defense in the wilderness of Friendsville, after the latter tried to murder her. This was her second victim. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Myron this year.
317.   Myron Vaclav met two new people this year, Casey Noland and Morton Noland. Myron Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Barn Zollie, Charis Zollie, and Arlette Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Myron this year.
318.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Myron this year.
319.   Myron Vaclav turned 15. Myron Vaclav met two new people this year, Evette Zollie and Fancie Zollie. Myron Vaclav made 5 new friends this year: Casey Noland, Wells Zollie, Aleta Zollie, Evette Zollie, and Fancie Zollie.
320.   Myron Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Myron Vaclav is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Myron Vaclav traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav met 3 new people this year: Rock Noland, Skell Vaclav, and Lilias Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Myron this year.
321.   Myron visited his friend Demetrius Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Myron Vaclav's half-sister, Eddy Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; she was 30 years old. Myron Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Myron Vaclav is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Myron Vaclav traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav met one new person this year, Meredith Zollie. Myron Vaclav made 4 new friends this year: Lilias Noland, Skell Vaclav, Ethelbert Vaclav, and Elwina Zollie.
322.   Myron Vaclav turned 18. Myron Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Myron Vaclav is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Myron Vaclav stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville.
323.   Myron Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Myron Vaclav is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Myron Vaclav traveled 7 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville.
324.   Myron Vaclav is now 20 years old. Myron visited his friend Ashlen Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Myron Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Myron Vaclav is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at an adequate pace. Myron Vaclav traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav met one new person this year, Miriam Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Myron this year.
325.   Myron Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Myron Vaclav is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Myron Vaclav traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav met two new people this year, Jordy Noland and Ermentrude Zollie. Myron Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Jordy Noland, Willey Noland, and Ermentrude Zollie.
326.   Myron Vaclav's half-sister, Hatti Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; she was 43 years old. Myron Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Myron Vaclav is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Myron Vaclav traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville.
327.   Myron Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Myron Vaclav is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a rapid pace. Myron Vaclav traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav met one new person this year, Ermentrude Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Myron this year.
328.   Myron visited his friend Giralda Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 24 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Myron Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Myron Vaclav is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Myron Vaclav traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav met one new person this year, Whit Zollie.
329.   Myron Vaclav turned 25. Myron Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Myron Vaclav is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Myron Vaclav traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav met one new person this year, Crista Zollie.
330.   Myron Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Myron Vaclav is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a rapid pace. Myron Vaclav traveled 4 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav met two new people this year, Emilio Noland and Johann Zollie.
331.   Myron visited his friend Crista Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 25 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Myron Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Myron Vaclav is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at a moderate pace. Myron Vaclav traveled 5 miles south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav met 5 new people this year: Case Zollie, Tyrone Noland, Jarvis Noland, Willette Zollie, and Kam Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Myron this year.
332.   Myron visited his friend Magnus Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 28 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Myron Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Myron Vaclav is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Myron Vaclav stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Myron Vaclav met two new people this year, Kass Zollie and Kincaid Zollie. Myron Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Kam Zollie, Kincaid Zollie, and Case Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Myron this year.
333.   Myron visited his friend Vivien Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 27 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Myron Vaclav's half-sister, Josee Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; she was 42 years old. Myron visited his friend Corena Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 24 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Myron visited his friend Lilias Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Myron Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Myron Vaclav is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a rapid pace. Myron Vaclav traveled 5 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Myron this year.
334.   Myron Vaclav turned 30. Myron visited his friend Aleta Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 23 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Myron visited his cousin, Bridgette Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Myron Vaclav's half-sister, Giorgia Zollie, took her own life in the wilderness of Friendsville; she was 38 years old. Myron Vaclav died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; he was 30 years old. Masha Vaclav came across Myron Vaclav's body in the wilderness of Friendsville and buried him there with a gravestone at the site; the former did not know the latter's name or birth year, and so put 'Unknown' for both.