Narrative

291.   Ermentrude Demetris Noland was born to Ermentrude Noland and Barn Noland in the wilderness of the island of Friendsville. She is named after her mother, Ermentrude Noland. 29 people came to meet Ermentrude Noland for the first time this year: Barn Noland, Myron Vaclav, Hassan Vaclav, Ronny Vaclav, Gerry Guillermo, Stu Noland, Micky Noland, Crista Noland, Jobina Noland, Sivert Noland, Boyce Noland, Rolland Vaclav, Marianne Vaclav, Ashlen Zollie, Aleta Vaclav, Giffard Vaclav, Bridgette Vaclav, Vivien Noland, Dwaine Vaclav, Masha Vaclav, Rodolfo Zollie, Ermentrude Noland, Bryant Vaclav, Ramonda Vaclav, Hatti Vaclav, Dion Zollie, Candis Zollie, Murphy Zollie, and Ginelle Vaclav. Ermentrude Noland's half-sister, Marianne Vaclav, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. 3 people came to meet Ermentrude Noland for the first time this year: Ermentrude Noland, Pavel Vaclav, and Willette Zollie. Ermentrude Noland made 4 new friends this year: Cindelyn Guillermo, Crista Noland, Myron Vaclav, and Bridgette Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
292.   Ermentrude is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Barn Noland traveled 4 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Gwenora Noland and Tucker Vaclav. Ermentrude Noland made 16 new friends this year: Margaret Guillermo, Jeremy Guillermo, Jobina Noland, Ladonna Noland, Nara Noland, Vivien Noland, Bryant Vaclav, Magnus Vaclav, Hassan Vaclav, Masha Vaclav, Ramonda Vaclav, Dwaine Vaclav, Hatti Vaclav, Gena Zollie, Candis Zollie, and Willette Zollie.
293.   Ermentrude is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ermentrude visited her nephew, Rodolfo Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Barn Noland's wife, Ermentrude Noland, and child, Ermentrude Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Barn. Barn Noland traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland made 13 new friends this year: Reilly Guillermo, Brandice Guillermo, Micky Guillermo, Ermentrude Noland, Boyce Noland, Giffard Vaclav, Tucker Vaclav, Margy Vaclav, Rodolfo Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, Murphy Zollie, Magnus Zollie, and Jarvis Zollie.
294.   Ermentrude is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ermentrude visited her sister, Ramonda Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ermentrude Noland's half-sister, Ramonda Vaclav, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville after showing symptoms of disease; she was 37 years old. Barn Noland's wife, Ermentrude Noland, and child, Ermentrude Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Barn. Barn Noland traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland made 8 new friends this year: Giralda Guillermo, Olympe Guillermo, Barn Noland, Stu Noland, Cindelyn Vaclav, Rolland Vaclav, Renaud Vaclav, and Vickie Vaclav.
295.   Ermentrude has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Ermentrude visited her friend Candis Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Barn Noland traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland met one new person this year, Dwain Zollie. Ermentrude Noland made 3 new friends this year: Adolfo Noland, Rudie Noland, and Maurice Zollie.
296.   Ermentrude Noland turned 5. Barn Noland traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland met one new person this year, Tandi Noland. Ermentrude Noland made 7 new friends this year: Aleta Noland, Ronny Vaclav, Gwenora Vaclav, Pippa Zollie, Dion Zollie, Ashlen Zollie, and Ivette Zollie.
297.   Ermentrude visited her father, Barn Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ermentrude Noland's father, Barn Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of natural causes; he was 62 years old. Ermentrude Noland made 3 new friends this year: Beverlie Guillermo, Blinny Vaclav, and Aleta Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
298.   Ermentrude visited her friend Nara Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Ermentrude visited her friend Jeremy Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Ermentrude Noland met one new person this year, Dari Guillermo. Ermentrude Noland made 8 new friends this year: Weylin Guillermo, Gerry Guillermo, Demetrius Guillermo, Forrest Noland, Zabrina Zollie, Johnny Zollie, Josee Zollie, and Dwain Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
299.   Ermentrude Noland met one new person this year, Giorgia Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
300.   Ermentrude Noland met one new person this year, Eddy Vaclav. Ermentrude Noland made 7 new friends this year: Tandi Noland, Evette Vaclav, Cindelyn Vaclav, Eddy Vaclav, Lilias Vaclav, Jacklyn Vaclav, and Jack Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
301.   Ermentrude Noland turned 10. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
302.   Ermentrude visited her friend Adolfo Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
303.   Ermentrude Noland met 5 new people this year: Ajay Zollie, Leonie Noland, Ewan Zollie, Barrett Vaclav, and Jared Noland. Ermentrude Noland made 3 new friends this year: Wilfrid Noland, Faunie Zollie, and Ajay Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
304.   Ermentrude Noland met two new people this year, Myron Vaclav and Magnus Zollie. Ermentrude Noland made 3 new friends this year: Dari Guillermo, Israel Noland, and Yettie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
305.   Ermentrude Noland met 3 new people this year: Zea Vaclav, Barn Zollie, and Barn Zollie. Ermentrude Noland made 4 new friends this year: Boyce Noland, Barrett Vaclav, Fancie Zollie, and Mahmud Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
306.   Ermentrude Noland turned 15. Ermentrude visited her friend Margaret Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time.
307.   Ermentrude Noland met two new people this year, Corena Guillermo and Cindelyn Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
308.   Ermentrude visited her mother, Ermentrude Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ermentrude Noland's mother, Ermentrude Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of natural causes; she was 64 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
309.   Ermentrude Noland is now 18 years old. Ermentrude visited her friend Cindelyn Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Ermentrude visited her friend Jarvis Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Ermentrude visited her friend Brandice Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Ermentrude Noland met one new person this year, Carmita Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
310.   Ermentrude Noland's half-brother, Rodolfo Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; he was 43 years old. Ermentrude Noland met one new person this year, Wylie Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
311.   Ermentrude Noland turned 20. Ermentrude Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Ermentrude Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Ermentrude Noland traveled 4 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland met one new person this year, Kalie Vaclav.
312.   Ermentrude Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Ermentrude Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a sensible pace. Ermentrude Noland traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland met two new people this year, Daniel Vaclav and Kincaid Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
313.   Ermentrude Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Ermentrude Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a rapid pace. Ermentrude Noland traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville.
314.   Ermentrude visited her friend Ivette Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 20 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Ermentrude visited her nephew, Dion Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ermentrude Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Ermentrude Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Ermentrude Noland traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland met 3 new people this year: Jack Zollie, Rakel Zollie, and Phillip Zollie. Ermentrude Noland made 4 new friends this year: Kalie Vaclav, Marney Zollie, Kam Zollie, and Silvan Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
315.   Ermentrude visited her friend Jacklyn Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Ermentrude visited her cousin, Myron Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ermentrude Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Ermentrude Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at an adequate pace. Ermentrude Noland traveled 4 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland met 4 new people this year: Gina Zollie, Casey Noland, Barn Zollie, and Charis Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
316.   Ermentrude Noland turned 25. Ermentrude Noland married Forrest Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Forrest Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville, and his wife Ermentrude Noland begrudgingly agreed; they will do so shortly. Forrest Noland's wife, Ermentrude Noland, is preparing to venture into the wilderness with Forrest. Forrest Noland traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland met 3 new people this year: Arlette Zollie, Bernardine Noland, and Lilias Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
317.   Ermentrude Noland had an affair with Boyce Noland; she is now pregnant. Ermentrude Noland had an affair with Boyce Noland; Ermentrude's husband, Forrest Noland, did not find out. Forrest Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville, and his wife Ermentrude Noland didn't object; they will do so shortly. Forrest Noland's wife, Ermentrude Noland, is preparing to venture into the wilderness with Forrest. Forrest Noland traveled 4 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland met two new people this year, Morton Noland and Somerset Noland. Ermentrude Noland made 4 new friends this year: Morton Noland, Somerset Noland, Clinten Zollie, and Nonah Zollie.
318.   Ermentrude Noland gave birth to a girl named Sapphire Jobina Noland, of whom Boyce Noland is the father. Ermentrude Noland's daughter, Sapphire Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Forrest Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville, and his wife Ermentrude Noland argued against the idea, but then relented; they will do so shortly. Forrest Noland's wife, Ermentrude Noland, is preparing to venture into the wilderness with Forrest. Forrest Noland traveled 4 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland met 4 new people this year: Evette Zollie, Aleta Zollie, Marge Zollie, and Ronny Zollie. Ermentrude Noland made 3 new friends this year: Ewan Zollie, Kincaid Zollie, and Gina Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
319.   Ermentrude Noland gave birth to a girl named Lilias Bridgette Noland, after Lilias Vaclav, of whom Forrest Noland is the father. Forrest Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville, and his wife Ermentrude Noland begrudgingly agreed; they will do so shortly. Forrest Noland's wife, Ermentrude Noland, and child, Lilias Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Forrest. Forrest Noland traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland met two new people this year, Skell Vaclav and Ethelbert Vaclav. Ermentrude Noland made 3 new friends this year: Casey Noland, Ethelbert Vaclav, and Evette Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
320.   Ermentrude Noland gave birth to a boy named Rock Aldis Noland, of whom Forrest Noland is the father. Forrest Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville, but his wife Ermentrude Noland argued tearfully against the idea; Forrest dropped the subject and will stay afterall. Ermentrude Noland met one new person this year, Elwina Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
321.   Ermentrude Noland is now 30 years old. Ermentrude Noland gave birth to a girl named Bridgette Vivyanne Noland, after Bridgette Vaclav, of whom Forrest Noland is the father. Ermentrude visited her friend Demetrius Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 28 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Forrest Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville, and his wife Ermentrude Noland argued against the idea, but then relented; they will do so shortly. Forrest Noland's wife, Ermentrude Noland, and children, Lilias Noland, Bridgette Noland, and Rock Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Forrest. Forrest Noland traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
322.   Forrest Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville, and his wife Ermentrude Noland timidly acquiesced; they will do so shortly. Forrest Noland's wife, Ermentrude Noland, and children, Lilias Noland, Bridgette Noland, and Rock Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Forrest. Forrest Noland stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland met two new people this year, Jordy Noland and Randie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
323.   Forrest Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; his wife Ermentrude Noland is unwilling to go along, so Forrest, who is dead-set on departing, will divorce Ermentrude and go on alone. Ermentrude Noland and Forrest Noland divorced after 7 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Ermentrude Noland and Forrest Noland decided that their children, Lilias, Rock, and Bridgette, will live with Ermentrude. Ermentrude Noland and Forrest Noland decided that Forrest will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, and Ermentrude will move out. Ermentrude Noland made 3 new friends this year: Adolfo Noland, Jordy Noland, and Skell Vaclav.
324.   Ermentrude visited her sister, Ashlen Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ermentrude Noland's half-sister, Ashlen Guillermo, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of natural causes; she was 60 years old. Ermentrude Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Ermentrude Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Ermentrude Noland traveled 5 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville.
325.   Ermentrude Noland married Barrett Vaclav in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Lilias Noland, Rock Noland, and Bridgette Noland. Ermentrude Noland is now named Ermentrude Vaclav. Barrett Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville, and his wife Ermentrude Vaclav enthusiastically agreed; they will do so shortly. Barrett Vaclav's wife, Ermentrude Vaclav, and children, Lilias Noland, Bridgette Noland, and Rock Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Barrett. Barrett Vaclav traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Vaclav met one new person this year, Hassan Vaclav.
326.   Ermentrude Vaclav asked Barrett Vaclav for a divorce; Barrett pleaded for them to stay together, but Ermentrude insists on divorcing. Ermentrude Vaclav and Barrett Vaclav divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Ermentrude Vaclav and Barrett Vaclav decided that Barrett will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, and Ermentrude will move out. Ermentrude visited her friend Codee Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ermentrude Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Ermentrude Vaclav is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Ermentrude Vaclav stayed put at her campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Vaclav met one new person this year, Willey Noland. Ermentrude Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Lilias Noland, Rock Noland, and Elwina Zollie.
327.   Ermentrude Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Ermentrude Vaclav is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Ermentrude Vaclav stayed put at her campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Vaclav met two new people this year, Crista Zollie and Ermentrude Zollie.
328.   Ermentrude visited her friend Giralda Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 34 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Ermentrude Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Ermentrude Vaclav is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Ermentrude Vaclav traveled 7 miles south in the wilderness of Friendsville.
329.   Ermentrude Vaclav's ex-husband, Forrest Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; he was 33 years old. Ermentrude Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Ermentrude Vaclav is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a rapid pace. Ermentrude Vaclav traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Vaclav met 4 new people this year: Kam Zollie, Caril Zollie, Emilio Noland, and Jarvis Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
330.   Ermentrude Vaclav decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; she will do so shortly. Ermentrude Vaclav is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at an ordinary pace. Ermentrude Vaclav traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Vaclav met one new person this year, Kincaid Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
331.   Ermentrude Vaclav turned 40. Ermentrude Vaclav married Boyce Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Lilias Noland, Rock Noland, and Bridgette Noland. Ermentrude Vaclav is now named Ermentrude Noland. Ermentrude visited her sister, Crista Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ermentrude Noland's half-sister, Crista Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of natural causes; she was 60 years old. Boyce Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville, and his wife Ermentrude Noland begrudgingly agreed; they will do so shortly. Boyce Noland's wife, Ermentrude Noland, and children, Johann Zollie, Rock Noland, Tyrone Noland, Lilias Noland, Bridgette Noland, and Jarvis Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Boyce. Boyce Noland traveled 8 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Ermentrude Noland met two new people this year, Ivette Zollie and Johann Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ermentrude this year.
332.   Ermentrude visited her friend Magnus Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 40 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Ermentrude Noland died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; she was 41 years old. Hassan Vaclav, who had gotten to know Ermentrude Noland due to the proximity of their campsites in the wilderness of Friendsville, buried her there and placed a gravestone at the site.
340.   Ermentrude Noland's daughter Bridgette Noland married Kincaid Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Bridgette Noland is now named Bridgette Zollie.
344.   Ermentrude Noland's son Rock Noland married Carmita Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Willette Zollie, Kass Zollie, Dwain Zollie, Jessey Zollie, and Rodolfo Zollie. Carmita Zollie is now named Carmita Noland. Ermentrude Noland's son, Rock Noland, murdered Aube Zollie in an act of revenge.
345.   Ermentrude Noland's grandchild, named Murphy Noland, was born in the wilderness of Friendsville; the child's father is Ermentrude's son, Rock Noland.
361.   Ermentrude Noland's daughter Bridgette Zollie married Barrett Vaclav in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville.