Narrative

295.   Abner Gerhardt Noland was born to Bridgette Noland and Boyce Noland in the wilderness of the island of Friendsville. 15 people came to meet Abner Noland for the first time this year: Bridgette Noland, Boyce Noland, Cindelyn Vaclav, Ermentrude Noland, Masha Vaclav, Pippa Zollie, Magnus Vaclav, Pavel Vaclav, Neron Noland, Aleta Noland, Venkat Noland, Vivien Noland, Vickie Vaclav, Reube Noland, and Ermentrude Noland. Abner Noland's brother, Venkat Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Abner Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Abner Noland and Brandice Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Abner this year.
296.   Abner is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Abner Noland's younger brother, Forrest Noland, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Boyce Noland's wife, Bridgette Noland, and children, Abner Noland, and Forrest Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Boyce. Boyce Noland traveled 7 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Hatti Vaclav people came to meet Abner Noland for the first time. Abner Noland made 10 new friends this year: Micky Guillermo, Bridgette Noland, Rudie Noland, Aleta Noland, Boyce Noland, Barn Noland, Cindelyn Vaclav, Giffard Vaclav, Vickie Vaclav, and Gianna Zollie.
297.   Abner is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Abner Noland's younger brother, Israel Noland, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Abner visited his friend Barn Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Boyce Noland's wife, Bridgette Noland, and children, Abner Noland, Israel Noland, and Forrest Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Boyce. Boyce Noland traveled 4 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Abner Noland made 9 new friends this year: Olympe Guillermo, Beverlie Guillermo, Cindelyn Guillermo, Adolfo Noland, Hatti Vaclav, Ivette Zollie, Johnny Zollie, Magnus Zollie, and Jarvis Zollie.
298.   Abner is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Abner Noland died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; he was 3 years old. Bryant Vaclav came across Abner Noland's body in the wilderness of Friendsville and buried him there with a gravestone at the site; the former did not know the latter's name or birth year, and so put 'Unknown' for both.
300.   Abner Noland's younger brother, Boyce Noland, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
301.   Abner Noland's younger brother, Wilfrid Noland, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Abner Noland's parents Bridgette Noland and Boyce Noland divorced after 8 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Abner Noland's father Boyce Noland married Cindelyn Guillermo in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville.
302.   Abner Noland's younger half-brother, Jared Noland, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
303.   Abner Noland's younger half-sister, Leonie Noland, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
307.   Abner Noland's parents Boyce Noland and Cindelyn Noland divorced after 6 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Abner Noland's mother Bridgette Noland married Tucker Vaclav in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Forrest Noland, Israel Noland, Boyce Noland, and Wilfrid Noland. Bridgette Noland is now named Bridgette Vaclav. Abner Noland's father, Boyce Noland, murdered 28-year-old Jared Noland in the wilderness of Wilderness of Friendsville. Abner Noland's father, Boyce Noland, murdered his 42-year-old cousin Stu Noland in self-defense in the wilderness of Friendsville, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim.
308.   Abner Noland's younger half-sister, Bridgette Vaclav, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
309.   Abner Noland's younger half-sister, Opalina Vaclav, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Abner Noland's father Boyce Noland married Cindelyn Vaclav in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with child Giorgia Guillermo.
310.   Abner Noland's younger half-brother, Wylie Noland, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
311.   Abner Noland's parents Cindelyn Noland and Boyce Noland divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had one child together.
312.   Abner Noland's parents Bridgette Vaclav and Tucker Vaclav divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 2 children together.
314.   Abner Noland's father Boyce Noland married Vickie Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville.
315.   Abner Noland's younger half-brother, Casey Noland, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
316.   Abner Noland's younger half-brother, Morton Noland, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
321.   Abner Noland's younger half-brother, Jordy Noland, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Abner Noland's parents Boyce Noland and Vickie Noland divorced after 7 years of marriage; they had 3 children together.
322.   Abner Noland's father Boyce Noland married Bridgette Vaclav in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Abner Noland's mother Bridgette Vaclav married Boyce Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Bridgette Vaclav is now named Bridgette Noland.
323.   Abner Noland's younger sister, Miriam Noland, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
332.   Abner Noland's parents Bridgette Noland and Boyce Noland divorced after 10 years of marriage; they had 7 children together.
338.   Abner Noland's brother, Boyce Noland, murdered Ajay Noland in an act of revenge.
344.   Abner Noland's brother, Boyce Noland, murdered Kincaid Zollie in an act of revenge. This was his second victim.