Narrative

270.   Tallie Zachary Noland was born to Peri Noland and Friedrick Noland in the wilderness of the island of Friendsville. 36 people came to meet Tallie Noland for the first time this year: Barn Noland, Myron Vaclav, Hassan Vaclav, Gerry Guillermo, Stu Noland, Liza Zollie, Nalani Guillermo, Jobina Noland, Magnus Zollie, Candis Noland, Ronny Vaclav, Kalie Noland, Venkat Vaclav, Rodolfo Zollie, Ashlen Noland, Friedrick Noland, Aleta Noland, Cynthea Noland, Vivien Noland, Katharyn Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, Demetris Noland, Alfonso Noland, Fancie Noland, Zabrina Noland, Evette Noland, Jacklyn Zollie, Peri Noland, Ramonda Noland, Margy Zollie, Ivette Zollie, Magnus Vaclav, Silas Noland, Magnus Zollie, Guthrey Zollie, and Randie Zollie. Tallie visited his grandmother, Nalani Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Tallie Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Tallie Noland and Brandice Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tallie this year.
271.   Tallie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Tallie Noland's younger brother, Boyce Noland, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Tallie Noland's parents Friedrick Noland and Peri Noland divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Friedrick Noland and Peri Noland decided that Peri will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, and Friedrick will leave. Peri Noland traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Tallie Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Cynthia Zollie and Rickie Guillermo. Tallie Noland made 20 new friends this year: Britt Guillermo, Rickie Guillermo, Nara Guillermo, Beverlie Melvin, Whit Melvin, Gena Noland, Magdaia Noland, Alfonso Noland, Kalie Noland, Evette Noland, Stu Noland, Ermentrude Noland, Myron Vaclav, Ronny Vaclav, Ivette Zollie, Cynthia Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, Shannen Zollie, Katharyn Zollie, and Zabrina Zollie.
272.   Tallie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Tallie visited his friend Shannen Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Peri Noland traveled 4 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Tallie Noland made 8 new friends this year: Sophi Guillermo, Beverlie Melvin, Barn Noland, Peri Noland, Fancie Noland, Friedrick Noland, Magnus Vaclav, and Marney Zollie.
273.   Tallie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Tallie Noland's father, Friedrick Noland, was murdered in the wilderness of Wilderness of Friendsville by Spike Noland, who was acting in self-defense; he was 28 years old. Peri Noland stayed put at her campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Tallie Noland made 11 new friends this year: Gwenora Melvin, Aleta Noland, Ashlen Noland, Hassan Vaclav, Bryant Vaclav, Ermentrude Vaclav, Gaylene Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, Guthrey Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, and Margy Zollie.
274.   Tallie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Peri Noland stayed put at her campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Tallie Noland made 8 new friends this year: Giralda Guillermo, Margaret Guillermo, Gerry Guillermo, Candis Melvin, Eve Noland, Venkat Vaclav, Rolland Vaclav, and Tim Zollie.
275.   Tallie Noland turned 5. Tallie visited his friend Gaylene Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Tallie visited his friend Eve Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Tallie visited his friend Britt Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Peri Noland traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Tallie Noland met two new people this year, Bridgette Vaclav and Pandora Melvin. Tallie Noland made 8 new friends this year: Cindelyn Guillermo, Terri Guillermo, Lori Melvin, Faunie Noland, Jacklyn Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Liza Zollie, and Jule Zollie.
276.   Peri Noland traveled 5 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Tallie Noland met one new person this year, Pavel Vaclav. Tallie Noland made 17 new friends this year: Brandice Guillermo, Demetrius Guillermo, Pandora Melvin, Crista Noland, Morton Noland, Adolfo Noland, Hatti Noland, Mira Noland, Ramonda Noland, Abby Noland, Brandice Noland, Gianna Vaclav, Hassan Vaclav, Rodolfo Zollie, Randie Zollie, Magnus Zollie, and Ross Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tallie this year.
277.   Peri Noland traveled 4 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Tallie Noland met one new person this year, Cindelyn Vaclav. Tallie Noland made 9 new friends this year: Mikael Guillermo, Vivien Noland, Leonard Noland, Jobina Noland, Boyce Noland, Bridgette Vaclav, Masha Vaclav, Pavel Vaclav, and Magnus Zollie.
278.   Peri Noland traveled 4 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Tallie this year.
279.   Tallie Noland's mother, Peri Noland, murdered her 19-year-old nephew Guthrey Zollie in the wilderness of Wilderness of Friendsville. Tallie visited his cousin, Kalie Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Tallie visited his cousin, Fancie Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Peri Noland traveled 5 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville.
280.   Tallie Noland is now 10 years old. Tallie visited his friend Tim Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Peri Noland traveled 4 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tallie this year.
281.   Peri Noland traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Tallie Noland met one new person this year, Obadias Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Tallie this year.
282.   Tallie Noland died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; he was 12 years old. Candis Melvin, who had briefly met Tallie Noland due to the proximity of their campsites in the wilderness of Friendsville, buried him there and placed a gravestone at the site; the former did not know the latter's birth year, and so put 'Unknown'.
294.   Tallie Noland's sister, Vivien Noland, murdered 2-year-old Gianna Vaclav in the wilderness of Wilderness of Friendsville.
296.   Tallie Noland's sister, Vivien Noland, murdered 30-year-old Rolland Vaclav in self-defense in the wilderness of Friendsville, after the latter tried to murder her. This was her second victim.
307.   Tallie Noland's brother, Boyce Noland, murdered 28-year-old Jared Noland in the wilderness of Wilderness of Friendsville. Tallie Noland's brother, Boyce Noland, murdered his 42-year-old cousin Stu Noland in self-defense in the wilderness of Friendsville, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim.