Narrative

260.   Alfonso Nicholas Noland was born to Gwennie Noland and Wells Noland in the wilderness of the island of Friendsville. 16 people came to meet Alfonso Noland for the first time this year: Marney Zollie, Margy Zollie, Eve Noland, Gwennie Noland, Jule Zollie, Wells Noland, Griselda Noland, Wolf Zollie, Ivette Zollie, Silas Noland, Randie Zollie, Shannen Zollie, Liza Zollie, Rabi Noland, Jule Zollie, and Zabrina Noland. Wells Noland's wife, Gwennie Noland, and children, Eve Noland, and Alfonso Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Wells. Wells Noland traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Alfonso Noland people came to meet Alfonso Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonso this year.
261.   Alfonso is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Wells Noland's wife, Gwennie Noland, and children, Eve Noland, and Alfonso Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Wells. Wells Noland traveled 5 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Alfonso Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Aurora Vaclav and Whit Melvin. Alfonso Noland made 9 new friends this year: Terri Guillermo, Constancy Guillermo, Gwenora Melvin, Kalie Melvin, Beverlie Melvin, Jobina Noland, Myron Vaclav, Marney Zollie, and Margy Zollie.
262.   Alfonso is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alfonso Noland's parents Gwennie Noland and Wells Noland divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Gwennie Noland and Wells Noland decided that Wells will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, and Gwennie will move out. Alfonso Noland made 11 new friends this year: Brandice Guillermo, Gaylene Noland, Gianna Noland, Hatti Noland, Griselda Noland, Gwennie Noland, Friedrick Noland, Lilias Vaclav, Jule Zollie, Tim Zollie, and Liza Zollie.
263.   Alfonso is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Gwennie Noland traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Alfonso Noland made 9 new friends this year: Elsey Guillermo, Olympia Guillermo, Whit Melvin, Magdaia Noland, Adolfo Noland, Gonzales Noland, Camala Vaclav, Shannen Zollie, and Randie Zollie.
264.   Alfonso has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Alfonso visited his grandmother, Griselda Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Gwennie Noland traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Alfonso Noland met one new person this year, Guthrey Zollie. Alfonso Noland made 5 new friends this year: Leonard Noland, Silas Noland, Magnus Vaclav, Ivette Zollie, and Jacklyn Zollie.
265.   Alfonso Noland is now 5 years old. Alfonso Noland's mother Gwennie Noland married Bryant Vaclav in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Eve Noland and Alfonso Noland. Gwennie Noland is now named Gwennie Vaclav. Bryant Vaclav stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Alfonso Noland met 3 new people this year: Sophi Guillermo, Faunie Noland, and Fancie Noland. Alfonso Noland made 7 new friends this year: Gianna Guillermo, Demetrius Guillermo, Rickie Guillermo, Ermentrude Noland, Gena Noland, Elvira Noland, and Venkat Vaclav.
266.   Alfonso Noland's younger half-brother, Rolland Vaclav, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Alfonso Noland's father Wells Noland married Gianna Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with child Evette Noland. Wells Noland's wife, Gianna Noland, and children, Eve Noland, Evette Noland, and Alfonso Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Wells. Bryant Vaclav's wife, Gwennie Vaclav, and children, Eve Noland, Rolland Vaclav, and Alfonso Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Bryant. Bryant Vaclav traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Alfonso Noland met 4 new people this year: Beverlie Melvin, Stu Noland, Ashlen Noland, and Katharyn Zollie. Alfonso Noland made 21 new friends this year: Nalani Guillermo, Margaret Guillermo, Lori Melvin, Candis Melvin, Beverlie Melvin, Eve Noland, Ramonda Noland, Stu Noland, Ermentrude Noland, Candis Vaclav, Ronny Vaclav, Aurora Vaclav, Peri Vaclav, Hassan Vaclav, Charissa Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Guthrey Zollie, Katharyn Zollie, Mira Zollie, Magnus Zollie, and Magnus Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonso this year.
267.   Alfonso visited his friend Charissa Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Alfonso Noland's father, Wells Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; he was 29 years old. Bryant Vaclav's wife, Gwennie Vaclav, and children, Eve Noland, Rolland Vaclav, and Alfonso Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Bryant. Bryant Vaclav traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Alfonso Noland met 4 new people this year: Jarvis Zollie, Mikael Guillermo, Jarvis Zollie, and Jarvis Zollie. Alfonso Noland made 8 new friends this year: Sophi Guillermo, Evette Noland, Faunie Noland, Fancie Noland, Ashlen Noland, Jarvis Zollie, Jule Zollie, and Cynthia Zollie.
268.   Alfonso Noland's younger half-sister, Brandice Noland, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Alfonso Noland's younger half-brother, Stevy Vaclav, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Bryant Vaclav's wife, Gwennie Vaclav, and children, Alfonso Noland, Eve Noland, Rolland Vaclav, and Stevy Vaclav, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Bryant. Bryant Vaclav stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Alfonso Noland met 7 new people this year: Darci Noland, Gerry Guillermo, Vivien Noland, Nara Guillermo, Hassan Vaclav, Giralda Guillermo, and Britt Guillermo. Alfonso Noland made 6 new friends this year: Giralda Guillermo, Gerry Guillermo, Mikael Guillermo, Stevy Vaclav, Jarvis Zollie, and Jarvis Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonso this year.
269.   Bryant Vaclav's wife, Gwennie Vaclav, and children, Alfonso Noland, Eve Noland, Rolland Vaclav, and Stevy Vaclav, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Bryant. Bryant Vaclav stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Alfonso Noland met two new people this year, Rodolfo Zollie and Liza Zollie. Alfonso Noland made 5 new friends this year: Nara Guillermo, Brandice Noland, Cynthea Noland, Bryant Vaclav, and Rodolfo Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonso this year.
270.   Alfonso Noland is now 10 years old. Alfonso Noland's younger half-sister, Candy Vaclav, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Alfonso visited his friend Nalani Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Alfonso Noland met two new people this year, Aleta Noland and Marjie Guillermo. Alfonso Noland made 3 new friends this year: Britt Guillermo, Marjie Guillermo, and Aleta Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonso this year.
271.   Alfonso Noland's younger half-brother, Bryant Vaclav, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Alfonso Noland's half-sister, Candy Vaclav, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Alfonso Noland met two new people this year, Masha Vaclav and Cindelyn Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonso this year.
272.   Alfonso visited his friend Constancy Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Alfonso visited his grandmother, Shannen Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonso Noland's half-brother, Stevy Vaclav, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; he was 4 years old. Alfonso Noland's half-brother, Bryant Vaclav, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Alfonso Noland met two new people this year, Enrique Guillermo and Boyce Noland. Alfonso Noland made 5 new friends this year: Enrique Guillermo, Cindelyn Guillermo, Spike Noland, Masha Vaclav, and Liza Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonso this year.
273.   Alfonso Noland's younger half-brother, Bryant Vaclav, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Bryant Vaclav's wife, Gwennie Vaclav, and children, Bryant Vaclav, Pandora Melvin, Alfonso Noland, Rolland Vaclav, and Eve Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Bryant. Bryant Vaclav traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Alfonso Noland met 4 new people this year: Morton Noland, Chantalle Guillermo, Magnus Zollie, and Pandora Melvin. Alfonso Noland made 3 new friends this year: Chantalle Guillermo, Bryant Vaclav, and Hassan Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonso this year.
274.   Alfonso Noland's half-brother, Bryant Vaclav, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Bryant Vaclav's wife, Gwennie Vaclav, and children, Pandora Melvin, Alfonso Noland, Rolland Vaclav, and Eve Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Bryant. Bryant Vaclav traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Alfonso Noland made 3 new friends this year: Morton Noland, Grover Zollie, and Ross Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonso this year.
275.   Alfonso Noland turned 15. Alfonso Noland's younger half-sister, Nickie Vaclav, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Alfonso visited his friend Gaylene Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Alfonso visited his sister, Eve Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonso Noland's sister, Eve Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville after showing symptoms of disease; she was 16 years old. Alfonso visited his friend Spike Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonso visited his cousin, Grover Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonso visited his friend Britt Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Alfonso Noland's half-sister, Nickie Vaclav, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Bryant Vaclav traveled 5 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville.
276.   Bryant Vaclav's wife, Gwennie Vaclav, and children, Pandora Melvin, Alfonso Noland, and Rolland Vaclav, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Bryant. Bryant Vaclav traveled 5 miles south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Alfonso Noland met 3 new people this year: Bridgette Vaclav, Abby Noland, and Pavel Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonso this year.
277.   Alfonso Noland died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; he was 17 years old. Tim Vaclav came across Alfonso Noland's body in the wilderness of Friendsville and buried him there with a gravestone at the site; the former did not know the latter's name or birth year, and so put 'Unknown' for both.
282.   Alfonso Noland's younger half-sister, Ginelle Vaclav, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
284.   Alfonso Noland's younger half-brother, Ambros Vaclav, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.