Narrative

299.   Yettie Gianna Zollie was born to Cindelyn Zollie and Rodolfo Zollie in the wilderness of the island of Friendsville. 27 people came to meet Yettie Zollie for the first time this year: Vickie Vaclav, Willette Zollie, Aleta Zollie, Josee Zollie, Crista Noland, Jack Zollie, Israel Noland, Ermentrude Noland, Masha Zollie, Werner Zollie, Rodolfo Zollie, Ashlen Zollie, Forrest Noland, Giffard Vaclav, Cindelyn Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Zabrina Zollie, Dwain Zollie, Maurice Zollie, Murphy Zollie, Bridgette Noland, Mahmud Zollie, Hatti Vaclav, Dion Zollie, Johnny Zollie, Gwenora Vaclav, and Dwaine Vaclav. Rodolfo Zollie traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Yettie Zollie people came to meet Yettie Zollie for the first time. Yettie Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Bridgette Noland, Dwain Zollie, Magnus Zollie, and Dion Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yettie this year.
300.   Yettie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Yettie Zollie's younger brother, Rodolfo Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Rodolfo Zollie's wife, Cindelyn Zollie, and children, Yettie Zollie, Werner Zollie, Rodolfo Zollie, Murphy Zollie, and Josee Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Rodolfo. Rodolfo Zollie stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Hassan Vaclav people came to meet Yettie Zollie for the first time. Yettie Zollie made 13 new friends this year: Margaret Guillermo, Giralda Guillermo, Jobina Noland, Crista Noland, Blinny Vaclav, Cindelyn Vaclav, Evette Vaclav, Tucker Vaclav, Vickie Vaclav, Gena Zollie, Josee Zollie, Aleta Zollie, and Johnny Zollie.
301.   Yettie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Yettie Zollie's brother, Rodolfo Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Rodolfo Zollie traveled 5 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Yettie Zollie made 11 new friends this year: Cindelyn Noland, Calida Noland, Gwenora Vaclav, Cindelyn Zollie, Ivette Zollie, Willette Zollie, Faunie Zollie, Zabrina Zollie, Maurice Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, and Ashlen Zollie.
302.   Yettie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Yettie Zollie's younger sister, Nonah Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Rodolfo Zollie's wife, Cindelyn Zollie, and children, Yettie Zollie, Werner Zollie, Nonah Zollie, Murphy Zollie, and Josee Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Rodolfo. Rodolfo Zollie traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Yettie Zollie made 11 new friends this year: Olympe Guillermo, Reilly Guillermo, Barnabas Noland, Boyce Noland, Forrest Noland, Vivien Noland, Rudie Noland, Ermentrude Noland, Tandi Noland, Masha Zollie, and Jarvis Zollie.
303.   Yettie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Yettie Zollie's half-brother, Werner Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; he was 9 years old. Rodolfo Zollie's wife, Cindelyn Zollie, and children, Yettie Zollie, Nonah Zollie, and Josee Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Rodolfo. Rodolfo Zollie traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Yettie Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Corena Guillermo, Brandice Guillermo, Renaud Vaclav, Hassan Vaclav, Magnus Vaclav, Dwaine Vaclav, Pippa Zollie, and Aube Zollie.
304.   Yettie Zollie is now 5 years old. Yettie Zollie's younger brother, Clinten Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Rodolfo Zollie's wife, Cindelyn Zollie, and children, Yettie Zollie, Nonah Zollie, Clinten Zollie, and Josee Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Rodolfo. Rodolfo Zollie traveled 5 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Yettie Zollie met one new person this year, Magnus Zollie. Yettie Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Ermentrude Noland, Israel Noland, Aleta Vaclav, Jacklyn Vaclav, and Rodolfo Zollie.
305.   Yettie Zollie's younger brother, Kam Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Rodolfo Zollie's wife, Cindelyn Zollie, and children, Yettie Zollie, Nonah Zollie, Clinten Zollie, Kam Zollie, and Josee Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Rodolfo. Rodolfo Zollie traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Yettie Zollie met two new people this year, Barn Zollie and Barrett Vaclav. Yettie Zollie made 12 new friends this year: Dari Guillermo, Wilfrid Noland, Stu Noland, Jared Noland, Myron Vaclav, Lilias Vaclav, Barrett Vaclav, Ajay Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Barn Zollie, Murphy Zollie, and Clinten Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yettie this year.
306.   Yettie visited her friend Margaret Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Rodolfo Zollie's wife, Cindelyn Zollie, and children, Yettie Zollie, Nonah Zollie, Clinten Zollie, Kam Zollie, and Josee Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Rodolfo. Rodolfo Zollie traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Yettie Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Giorgia Guillermo, Boyce Noland, Hellene Noland, Myron Vaclav, Eddy Vaclav, Mahmud Zollie, Jack Zollie, Hatti Zollie, and Nonah Zollie.
307.   Rodolfo Zollie's wife, Cindelyn Zollie, and children, Yettie Zollie, Nonah Zollie, Clinten Zollie, Kam Zollie, and Josee Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Rodolfo. Rodolfo Zollie traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Friendsville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yettie this year.
308.   Yettie visited her friend Ermentrude Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Rodolfo Zollie's wife, Cindelyn Zollie, and children, Yettie Zollie, Nonah Zollie, Clinten Zollie, Kam Zollie, and Josee Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Rodolfo. Rodolfo Zollie traveled 7 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Yettie Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Gerry Guillermo, Marney Zollie, Fancie Zollie, and Ewan Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yettie this year.
309.   Yettie Zollie is now 10 years old. Yettie visited her friend Calida Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Yettie visited her mother, Cindelyn Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Yettie Zollie's mother, Cindelyn Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville after showing symptoms of disease; she was 32 years old. Yettie visited her friend Jarvis Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Yettie visited her friend Brandice Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Rodolfo Zollie traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Yettie Zollie met two new people this year, Barn Zollie and Kalie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yettie this year.
310.   Yettie Zollie's father, Rodolfo Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; he was 43 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yettie this year.
312.   Yettie Zollie met two new people this year, Daniel Vaclav and Kincaid Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Yettie this year.
313.   Yettie Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Daniel Vaclav, Wells Zollie, and Kincaid Zollie.
314.   Yettie Zollie turned 15. Yettie visited her friend Ivette Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Yettie visited her cousin, Dion Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Yettie Zollie met two new people this year, Arlette Zollie and Charis Zollie. Yettie Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Somerset Noland, Kalie Vaclav, and Charis Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yettie this year.
315.   Yettie visited her friend Jacklyn Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Yettie visited her friend Myron Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yettie this year.
316.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yettie this year.
317.   Yettie Zollie turned 18. Yettie Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Morton Noland, Casey Noland, Jarvis Zollie, and Cat Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yettie this year.
318.   Yettie Zollie met two new people this year, Lindy Noland and Ethelbert Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yettie this year.
319.   Yettie Zollie turned 20. Yettie Zollie married Lindy Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Yettie Zollie is now named Yettie Noland. Yettie Noland met one new person this year, Lilias Zollie. Yettie Noland made 4 new friends this year: Ethelbert Vaclav, Barn Zollie, Marge Zollie, and Aleta Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yettie this year.
320.   Yettie Noland gave birth to a boy named Luis Daryl Noland, of whom Lindy Noland is the father. Yettie Noland died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; she was 21 years old. Magnus Vaclav came across Yettie Noland's body in the wilderness of Friendsville and buried her there with a gravestone at the site; the former did not know the latter's name or birth year, and so put 'Unknown' for both.
347.   Yettie Noland's brother, Clinten Zollie, murdered Phillip Zollie in an act of revenge.