Narrative

294.   Werner Worden Zollie was born to Ivette Zollie and Rodolfo Zollie in the wilderness of the island of Friendsville. 26 people came to meet Werner Zollie for the first time this year: Barn Noland, Willette Zollie, Pippa Zollie, Dwaine Vaclav, Crista Noland, Aube Zollie, Jack Zollie, Giffard Vaclav, Ivette Zollie, Ermentrude Noland, Aleta Noland, Ladonna Noland, Rodolfo Zollie, Ashlen Zollie, Margy Vaclav, Magnus Zollie, Zabrina Zollie, Murphy Zollie, Bryant Vaclav, Ramonda Vaclav, Aleta Zollie, Dion Zollie, Johnny Zollie, Shannen Zollie, Hatti Vaclav, and Josee Zollie. Werner visited his aunt, Ramonda Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Rodolfo Zollie's wife, Ivette Zollie, and children, Werner Zollie, Willette Zollie, Josee Zollie, and Murphy Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Rodolfo. Rodolfo Zollie stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Werner Zollie was met for the first time by two people this year, Werner Zollie and Dwain Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Werner this year.
295.   Werner is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Werner Zollie's younger half-brother, Neron Noland, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Rodolfo Zollie's wife, Ivette Zollie, and children, Werner Zollie, Willette Zollie, Neron Noland, Murphy Zollie, and Josee Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Rodolfo. Rodolfo Zollie traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Werner Zollie was met for the first time by two people this year, Gerry Guillermo and Rudie Noland. Werner Zollie made 15 new friends this year: Giralda Guillermo, Crista Noland, Aleta Noland, Bryant Vaclav, Tucker Vaclav, Myron Vaclav, Gwenora Vaclav, Dwaine Vaclav, Hatti Vaclav, Jarvis Zollie, Rodolfo Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Dion Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, and Aube Zollie.
296.   Werner is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Werner Zollie's half-brother, Neron Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Rodolfo Zollie's wife, Ivette Zollie, and children, Werner Zollie, Willette Zollie, Murphy Zollie, and Josee Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Rodolfo. Rodolfo Zollie traveled 5 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Werner Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Jeremy Guillermo, Cindelyn Guillermo, Beverlie Guillermo, Vivien Noland, Margy Vaclav, Masha Vaclav, Ronny Vaclav, Vickie Vaclav, Lilias Vaclav, and Ashlen Zollie.
297.   Werner is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Werner visited his grandfather, Barn Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Werner Zollie's parents Ivette Zollie and Rodolfo Zollie divorced after 11 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Ivette Zollie and Rodolfo Zollie decided that Rodolfo will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, and Ivette will move out. Werner Zollie made 13 new friends this year: Olympe Guillermo, Brandice Guillermo, Boyce Noland, Ladonna Noland, Blinny Vaclav, Renaud Vaclav, Hassan Vaclav, Evette Vaclav, Magnus Vaclav, Giffard Vaclav, Ivette Zollie, Johnny Zollie, and Gena Zollie.
298.   Werner has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Werner Zollie's father Rodolfo Zollie married Cindelyn Vaclav in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Werner visited his friend Jeremy Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Rodolfo Zollie's wife, Cindelyn Zollie, and children, Werner Zollie, Murphy Zollie, and Josee Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Rodolfo. Rodolfo Zollie traveled 4 miles south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Werner Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Barnabas Noland, Jacklyn Vaclav, Pippa Zollie, Faunie Zollie, and Maurice Zollie.
299.   Werner Zollie is now 5 years old. Werner Zollie's younger half-sister, Yettie Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Rodolfo Zollie traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Werner Zollie met one new person this year, Giorgia Guillermo. Werner Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Margaret Guillermo, Micky Guillermo, Bridgette Noland, Ermentrude Noland, Eddy Vaclav, Josee Zollie, and Jack Zollie.
300.   Werner Zollie's younger half-brother, Rodolfo Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Rodolfo Zollie's wife, Cindelyn Zollie, and children, Yettie Zollie, Werner Zollie, Rodolfo Zollie, Murphy Zollie, and Josee Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Rodolfo. Rodolfo Zollie stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Werner Zollie met one new person this year, Adolfo Noland. Werner Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Reilly Guillermo, Adolfo Noland, Cindelyn Vaclav, Cindelyn Zollie, and Willette Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Werner this year.
301.   Werner Zollie's half-brother, Rodolfo Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Rodolfo Zollie traveled 5 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Werner Zollie met 5 new people this year: Israel Noland, Forrest Noland, Boyce Noland, Dari Guillermo, and Calida Noland. Werner Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Weylin Guillermo, Giorgia Guillermo, Forrest Noland, Boyce Noland, Stu Noland, Mahmud Zollie, and Aleta Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Werner this year.
302.   Werner Zollie's younger half-sister, Nonah Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Werner Zollie's mother Ivette Zollie married Myron Vaclav in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Willette Zollie, Murphy Zollie, Josee Zollie, and Werner Zollie. Ivette Zollie is now named Ivette Vaclav. Werner visited his friend Adolfo Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Myron Vaclav's wife, Ivette Vaclav, and children, Josee Zollie, Willette Zollie, Murphy Zollie, Eddy Vaclav, Giorgia Guillermo, Lilias Vaclav, and Werner Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Myron. Rodolfo Zollie's wife, Cindelyn Zollie, and children, Yettie Zollie, Werner Zollie, Nonah Zollie, Murphy Zollie, and Josee Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Rodolfo. Rodolfo Zollie traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Werner Zollie met one new person this year, Tandi Noland. Werner Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Dari Guillermo, Israel Noland, Tandi Noland, and Murphy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Werner this year.
303.   Werner Zollie died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; he was 9 years old. Jacklyn Vaclav came across Werner Zollie's body in the wilderness of Friendsville and buried him there with a gravestone at the site; the former did not know the latter's name or birth year, and so put 'Unknown' for both.
304.   Werner Zollie's younger half-brother, Myron Vaclav, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Werner Zollie's younger half-brother, Clinten Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Werner Zollie's parents Ivette Vaclav and Myron Vaclav divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had one child together.
305.   Werner Zollie's younger half-brother, Kam Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
307.   Werner Zollie's younger half-sister, Cindelyn Vaclav, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville.
347.   Werner Zollie's half-brother, Clinten Zollie, murdered Phillip Zollie in an act of revenge.