Narrative

308.   Wells Cosmo Zollie was born to Ashlen Zollie and Jarvis Zollie in the wilderness of the island of Friendsville. He is named after his mother's uncle, Wells Vaclav. 25 people came to meet Wells Zollie for the first time this year: Cindelyn Vaclav, Kam Zollie, Nonah Zollie, Crista Guillermo, Josee Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, Jack Zollie, Ermentrude Noland, Cindelyn Noland, Rodolfo Zollie, Ashlen Zollie, Ermentrude Noland, Yettie Zollie, Clinten Zollie, Dwain Zollie, Lilias Vaclav, Maurice Zollie, Fancie Zollie, Mahmud Zollie, Hatti Zollie, Dion Zollie, Johnny Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, Murphy Zollie, and Dwaine Vaclav. Jarvis Zollie's wife, Ashlen Zollie, and children, Fancie Zollie, Jack Zollie, Wells Zollie, and Mahmud Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Jarvis. Jarvis Zollie traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Friendsville. 4 people came to meet Wells Zollie for the first time this year: Zabrina Zollie, Gwenora Zollie, Wells Zollie, and Giorgia Guillermo. Wells Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Ermentrude Noland, Cindelyn Vaclav, and Zabrina Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
309.   Wells is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Wells visited his father, Jarvis Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wells Zollie's father, Jarvis Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville after showing symptoms of disease; he was 43 years old. Wells Zollie was met for the first time by two people this year, Ivette Vaclav and Hellene Noland. Wells Zollie made 13 new friends this year: Giralda Guillermo, Reilly Guillermo, Giorgia Guillermo, Crista Guillermo, Hellene Noland, Lilias Vaclav, Gwenora Zollie, Johnny Zollie, Hatti Zollie, Nonah Zollie, Jarvis Zollie, Jack Zollie, and Dwain Zollie.
310.   Wells is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Wells Zollie's younger brother, Silvan Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie made 12 new friends this year: Cindelyn Noland, Vickie Noland, Ivette Vaclav, Aleta Vaclav, Blinny Zollie, Dion Zollie, Ajay Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Mahmud Zollie, Maurice Zollie, Willette Zollie, and Murphy Zollie.
311.   Wells is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Wells Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Magnus Vaclav, Fancie Zollie, Barn Zollie, Clinten Zollie, Barn Zollie, and Ashlen Zollie.
312.   Wells has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Wells Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Corena Guillermo, Demetrius Guillermo, Tandi Noland, Jared Noland, Vivien Vaclav, Barrett Vaclav, Tucker Vaclav, Dwaine Vaclav, Aube Zollie, and Aleta Zollie.
313.   Wells Zollie turned 5. Wells Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Olympe Guillermo, Dari Guillermo, Gerry Guillermo, Boyce Noland, Forrest Noland, Yettie Zollie, and Marney Zollie.
314.   Wells Zollie's younger half-brother, Cat Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Wells visited his friend Ivette Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wells visited his brother, Dion Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wells Zollie's brother, Dion Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville after showing symptoms of disease; he was 25 years old. Wells Zollie met one new person this year, Eleanore Vaclav. Wells Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Bridgette Vaclav, Hassan Vaclav, Rakel Zollie, Silvan Zollie, Masha Zollie, Josee Zollie, and Ewan Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
315.   Wells Zollie's younger half-brother, Jarvis Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Cat Zollie, Kam Zollie, Eddy Zollie, Kincaid Zollie, Rhett Zollie, and Arlette Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
316.   Wells Zollie met 5 new people this year: Charis Zollie, Casey Noland, Morton Noland, Bernardine Noland, and Carmita Zollie. Wells Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Israel Noland, Boyce Noland, Wilfrid Noland, Daniel Vaclav, Lilias Zollie, Faunie Zollie, Carmita Zollie, and Charis Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
317.   Wells Zollie's mother Ashlen Zollie married Demetrius Guillermo in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Fancie Zollie, Wells Zollie, Silvan Zollie, Cat Zollie, and Jarvis Zollie. Ashlen Zollie is now named Ashlen Guillermo. Demetrius Guillermo's wife, Ashlen Guillermo, and children, Fancie Zollie, Cat Zollie, Silvan Zollie, Wells Zollie, and Jarvis Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Demetrius. Demetrius Guillermo traveled 4 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie met one new person this year, Aleta Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
318.   Wells Zollie turned 10. Wells Zollie's half-brother, Jarvis Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; he was 3 years old. Demetrius Guillermo's wife, Ashlen Guillermo, and children, Fancie Zollie, Cat Zollie, Silvan Zollie, and Wells Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Demetrius. Demetrius Guillermo traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie met one new person this year, Marge Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
319.   Demetrius Guillermo's wife, Ashlen Guillermo, and children, Fancie Zollie, Cat Zollie, Silvan Zollie, and Wells Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Demetrius. Demetrius Guillermo traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie met two new people this year, Kalie Vaclav and Myron Vaclav. Wells Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Somerset Noland, Morton Noland, Lindy Noland, Myron Vaclav, Kalie Vaclav, Gina Zollie, and Aleta Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
320.   Demetrius Guillermo's wife, Ashlen Guillermo, and children, Fancie Zollie, Cat Zollie, Silvan Zollie, and Wells Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Demetrius. Demetrius Guillermo traveled 5 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie met one new person this year, Ethelbert Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
321.   Wells visited his family member, Demetrius Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wells Zollie's half-brother, Cat Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; he was 7 years old. Wells Zollie met one new person this year, Evette Zollie. Wells Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Casey Noland, Rock Noland, Meredith Zollie, and Evette Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
322.   Wells Zollie met one new person this year, Skell Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
323.   Wells Zollie turned 15. Wells Zollie met 3 new people this year: Jordy Noland, Elwina Zollie, and Miriam Noland. Wells Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Lilias Noland, Bridgette Noland, Jordy Noland, Elwina Zollie, and Ermentrude Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
324.   Wells visited his mother, Ashlen Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wells Zollie's mother, Ashlen Guillermo, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of natural causes; she was 60 years old. Wells Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Wells Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Wells Zollie traveled 5 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie met two new people this year, Phillip Zollie and Hassan Vaclav. Wells Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Adolfo Noland, Codee Noland, and Phillip Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
325.   Wells Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Wells Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Wells Zollie traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie met two new people this year, Willey Noland and Tyrone Noland.
326.   Wells Zollie is now 18 years old. Wells visited his friend Codee Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wells Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Wells Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Wells Zollie stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
327.   Wells Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Wells Zollie is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a rapid pace. Wells Zollie traveled 7 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Wells this year.
328.   Wells Zollie is now 20 years old. Wells visited his friend Giralda Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Wells Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Wells Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at a rapid pace. Wells Zollie traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie met two new people this year, Emilio Noland and Jarvis Noland. Wells Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Emilio Noland, Jarvis Noland, Ermentrude Zollie, and Crista Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
329.   Wells Zollie married Carmita Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville, and his wife Carmita Zollie timidly acquiesced; they will do so shortly. Wells Zollie's wife, Carmita Zollie, is preparing to venture into the wilderness with Wells. Wells Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Wells Zollie traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville.
330.   Carmita Zollie gave birth to a girl named Willette Carmita Zollie, after Willette Noland, of whom Wells Zollie is the father. Wells Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville, and his wife Carmita Zollie enthusiastically agreed; they will do so shortly. Wells Zollie's wife, Carmita Zollie, and child, Willette Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Wells. Wells Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Wells Zollie stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie met one new person this year, Kincaid Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Wells this year.
331.   Wells visited his aunt, Crista Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wells Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; his wife Carmita Zollie is unwilling to go along, so Wells, who is dead-set on departing, will divorce Carmita and go on alone. Wells Zollie and Carmita Zollie divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had one child together. Carmita Zollie and Wells Zollie decided that their child, Willette, will live with Carmita. Carmita Zollie and Wells Zollie decided that Wells will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, and Carmita will move out. Wells Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Wells Zollie stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie met two new people this year, Case Zollie and Johann Zollie. Wells Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Ivette Zollie, Johann Zollie, and Kincaid Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
332.   Carmita Zollie gave birth to a girl named Kass Ashlen Zollie, of whom Wells Zollie is the father. Wells visited his friend Magnus Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Wells Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Wells Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at a rapid pace. Wells Zollie traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie met two new people this year, Gianna Zollie and Willette Zollie. Wells Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Willette Zollie, Cynthea Zollie, Gianna Zollie, and Case Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
333.   Wells Zollie turned 25. Wells visited his friend Vivien Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 25 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Wells visited his friend Corena Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 22 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Wells visited his cousin, Lilias Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wells Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Wells Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Wells Zollie traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie met two new people this year, Kam Zollie and Aleta Noland. Wells Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Lia Vaclav, Willette Zollie, Kam Zollie, and Demetris Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
334.   Wells visited his friend Aleta Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 24 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Wells visited his friend Bridgette Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 22 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Wells Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Wells Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Wells Zollie stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie met one new person this year, Michaeline Noland. Wells Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Aleta Noland, Kass Zollie, and Candis Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
335.   Wells Zollie married Gina Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville, and his wife Gina Zollie timidly acquiesced; they will do so shortly. Wells Zollie's wife, Gina Zollie, and children, Willette Zollie, and Kass Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Wells. Wells Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Wells Zollie traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie met two new people this year, Iain Zollie and Dwain Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Wells this year.
336.   Gina Zollie gave birth to a boy named Wells Rodolfo Zollie; he is named for his father Wells Cosmo Zollie. Wells Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; his wife Gina Zollie is unwilling to go along, so Wells, who is dead-set on departing, will divorce Gina and go on alone. Wells Zollie and Gina Zollie divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Gina Zollie and Wells Zollie decided that their child, Wells, will live with Gina. Gina Zollie and Wells Zollie decided that Wells will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, and Gina will leave. Wells Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a rapid pace. Wells Zollie stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie met two new people this year, Kincaid Zollie and Peggie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
337.   Wells Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Wells Zollie is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Wells Zollie traveled 4 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie met 6 new people this year: Ewan Zollie, Ernesto Zollie, Karie Zollie, Peggie Zollie, Elwina Vaclav, and Brianna Vaclav. Wells Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Brianna Vaclav, Kincaid Zollie, Wells Zollie, Ernesto Zollie, and Dwain Zollie.
338.   Wells Zollie turned 30. Wells Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Wells Zollie is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a brisk pace. Wells Zollie traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie met 3 new people this year: Felisha Vaclav, Whit Noland, and Horatia Vaclav. Wells Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Whit Noland, Horatia Vaclav, Ewan Zollie, and Peggie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
339.   Wells visited his niece, Lindsey Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wells visited his friend Masha Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 29 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Wells visited his friend Israel Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 23 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Wells visited his niece, Cynthea Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wells visited his friend Lia Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Wells Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Wells Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Wells Zollie traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie met one new person this year, Giffard Zollie. Wells Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Felisha Vaclav, Elwina Vaclav, Giffard Zollie, and Iain Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
340.   Wells visited his friend Hellene Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 31 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Wells visited his friend Hassan Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 26 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Wells Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Wells Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Wells Zollie traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie met 4 new people this year: Wynn Noland, Dulcie Zollie, Gena Noland, and Sibel Noland. Wells Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Tallie Noland, Wynn Noland, Denny Noland, Byram Noland, Rudiger Noland, Gena Noland, and Dulcie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
341.   Wells Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Wells Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of Friendsville at a swift pace. Wells Zollie traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Friendsville. Wells Zollie met one new person this year, Magnus Noland. Wells Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Waylon Noland, Cynthia Noland, and Cindelyn Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wells this year.
342.   Wells Zollie died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; he was 34 years old. Aube Zollie came across Wells Zollie's body in the wilderness of Friendsville and buried him there with a gravestone at the site; the former did not know the latter's name or birth year, and so put 'Unknown' for both.