Narrative

339.   Waylon Beale Noland was born to Aleta Noland and Morton Noland in the wilderness of the island of Friendsville. 37 people came to meet Waylon Noland for the first time this year: Gina Zollie, Emilio Noland, Kass Zollie, Whit Noland, Casey Noland, Gianna Zollie, Aleta Noland, Kincaid Zollie, Israel Noland, Jarvis Noland, Dwain Zollie, Carmita Zollie, Willette Zollie, Marney Zollie, Kincaid Zollie, Jordy Noland, Bridgette Noland, Boyce Noland, Clinten Zollie, Jessey Zollie, Rock Noland, Morton Noland, Lindsey Noland, Vickie Noland, Wells Zollie, Wells Zollie, Willette Zollie, Johann Zollie, Jared Noland, Willette Zollie, Tallie Noland, Lewis Zollie, Willey Noland, Sibel Noland, Murphy Zollie, Gena Noland, and Rudiger Noland. Waylon visited his cousin, Lindsey Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Waylon visited his uncle, Israel Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Aleta Noland traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Waylon Noland people came to meet Waylon Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Waylon this year.
340.   Waylon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Waylon Noland's parents Morton Noland and Aleta Noland divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Morton Noland and Aleta Noland decided that Aleta will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, and Morton will leave. Waylon Noland's father Morton Noland married Aleta Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Sibel Noland and Waylon Noland. Waylon Noland's mother Aleta Noland married Morton Noland in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Sibel Noland and Waylon Noland. Morton Noland traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Crista Zollie people came to meet Waylon Noland for the first time. Waylon Noland made 18 new friends this year: Rock Noland, Boyce Noland, Wynn Noland, Casey Noland, Morton Noland, Willey Noland, Jared Noland, Skell Vaclav, Horatia Vaclav, Ethelbert Vaclav, Tucker Vaclav, Bridgette Zollie, Giffard Zollie, Kass Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Lilias Zollie, Barn Zollie, and Kincaid Zollie.
341.   Waylon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Waylon Noland's father, Morton Noland, took his own life in the wilderness of Friendsville; he was 25 years old. Demetris Zollie people came to meet Waylon Noland for the first time. Waylon Noland made 12 new friends this year: Adolfo Noland, Jordy Noland, Somerset Noland, Vickie Noland, Myron Vaclav, Elwina Vaclav, Gina Zollie, Iain Zollie, Wells Zollie, Johnny Zollie, Silvan Zollie, and Willette Zollie.
342.   Waylon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Waylon Noland's younger sister, Rivy Noland, was born in Wilderness of Friendsville. Waylon Noland made 11 new friends this year: Fancie Noland, Rudiger Noland, Barrett Vaclav, Blinny Zollie, Kincaid Zollie, Willette Zollie, Karie Zollie, Marney Zollie, Kam Zollie, Aube Zollie, and Johann Zollie.
343.   Waylon has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Waylon Noland made 13 new friends this year: Olympe Noland, Whit Noland, Ermentrude Noland, Denny Noland, Gena Noland, Felisha Vaclav, Demetris Zollie, Dulcie Zollie, Case Zollie, Crista Zollie, Murphy Zollie, Jack Zollie, and Peggie Zollie.
344.   Waylon Noland turned 5. Waylon Noland met one new person this year, Cindelyn Vaclav. Waylon Noland made 10 new friends this year: Magnus Noland, Carmita Noland, Sibel Noland, Aleta Noland, Cindelyn Vaclav, Phillip Zollie, Jessey Zollie, Idalia Zollie, Mahmud Zollie, and Barn Zollie.
345.   Waylon Noland's mother Aleta Noland married Barn Zollie in the wilderness of Friendsville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Friendsville, along with children Sibel Noland, Waylon Noland, and Rivy Noland. Aleta Noland is now named Aleta Zollie. Waylon Noland's mother, Aleta Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; she was 28 years old. Barn Zollie traveled 7 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Waylon Noland made 16 new friends this year: Michaeline Noland, Tallie Noland, Cindelyn Noland, Rivy Noland, Zabrina Noland, Jarvis Noland, Daniel Vaclav, Willette Zollie, Ernesto Zollie, Rodolfo Zollie, Clinten Zollie, Kam Zollie, Dwain Zollie, Wells Zollie, Wright Zollie, and Arlette Zollie.
346.   Waylon Noland met one new person this year, Barrett Vaclav. Waylon Noland made 4 new friends this year: Ivette Noland, Ermentrude Noland, Cynthia Noland, and Gianna Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Waylon this year.
347.   Waylon visited his friend Cindelyn Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Waylon Noland's sister, Rivy Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; she was 5 years old. Waylon Noland made 3 new friends this year: Friedrick Noland, Aleta Noland, and Lewis Zollie.
348.   Waylon visited his friend Olympe Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Waylon visited his friend Lilias Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Waylon visited his cousin, Kincaid Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Waylon Noland met one new person this year, Omar Vaclav.
349.   Waylon Noland is now 10 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Waylon this year.
350.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Waylon this year.
351.   Waylon visited his grandfather, Murphy Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Waylon Noland met two new people this year, Veda Vaclav and Reilly Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Waylon this year.
352.   Waylon Noland met two new people this year, Chiarra Zollie and Olympe Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Waylon this year.
353.   Waylon visited his friend Willette Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Waylon visited his friend Myron Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Waylon this year.
354.   Waylon Noland turned 15. Waylon visited his friend Aleta Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Waylon visited his friend Mahmud Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Waylon visited his friend Idalia Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Waylon visited his cousin, Gianna Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Waylon visited his cousin, Kass Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Waylon visited his friend Michaeline Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Waylon visited his cousin, Dwain Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Waylon visited his cousin, Jessey Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Waylon visited his friend Karie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Waylon visited his friend Dulcie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Waylon visited his friend Barrett Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Waylon visited his friend Omar Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Waylon visited his friend Olympe Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Disease broke out in the wilderness of Friendsville; fourteen people died. Waylon Noland met one new person this year, Kalie Vaclav. Waylon Noland made 3 new friends this year: Magnus Noland, Yigal Noland, and Kalie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Waylon this year.
355.   Waylon visited his grandmother, Vickie Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Waylon visited his friend Tucker Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Waylon Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Waylon Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Waylon Noland traveled 6 miles east in the wilderness of Friendsville. Waylon Noland met one new person this year, Marysa Zollie. Waylon Noland made 3 new friends this year: Casey Noland, Casey Noland II, and Marysa Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Waylon this year.
356.   Waylon Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Friendsville; he will do so shortly. Waylon Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Friendsville at a fast pace. Waylon Noland traveled 7 miles west in the wilderness of Friendsville. Waylon Noland made 3 new friends this year: Yettie Noland, Hallam Noland, and Daniel Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Waylon this year.
357.   Waylon Noland turned 18. Waylon visited his friend Denny Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in the wilderness of Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Waylon Noland died alone in the wilderness of Friendsville of starvation; he was 18 years old. Lilias Zollie, who had briefly met Waylon Noland due to the proximity of their campsites in the wilderness of Friendsville, buried him there and placed a gravestone at the site; the former did not know the latter's birth year, and so put 'Unknown'.