Narrative

294.   Mohan Wynn Noland was born to Demetris Noland and Thatcher Noland in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville. 35 people came to meet Mohan Noland for the first time this year: Adolfo Noland, Jared Noland, Stu Noland, Hellene Noland, Bell Noland, Calida Noland, Demetris Noland, Aleta Noland, Patrice Noland, Judye Noland, Angel Noland, Morris Noland, Abdel Noland, Demetris Noland, Sheff Noland, Codee Noland, Sonja Noland, Alexandra Noland, Michaeline Guillermo, Hodge Noland, Denny Noland, Mohan Noland, Lurette Noland, Elwina Guillermo, Wynn Noland, Emmit Noland, Adolfo Noland, Byram Noland, Hodge Noland, Thatcher Noland, Florian Noland, Letitia Noland, Kit Noland, Casey Noland, and Olivier Noland. In Gilles House, their home, Mohan is attending to Casey Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mohan Noland's brother, Abdel Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mohan this year.
295.   Mohan is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Mohan Noland made 15 new friends this year: Michaeline Guillermo, Morris Noland, Lurette Noland, Thatcher Noland, Hodge Noland, Emmit Noland, Jared Noland, Codee Noland, Letitia Noland, Byram Noland, Demetris Noland, Alexandra Noland, Aleta Noland, Calida Noland, and Angel Noland.
296.   Mohan is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Mohan Noland's younger brother, Clinten Noland, was born in University Heights. Mohan visited his aunt, Letitia Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mohan Noland made 6 new friends this year: Florian Noland, Sonja Noland, Bell Noland, Sheff Noland, Judye Noland, and Wynn Noland.
297.   Mohan is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Mohan Noland's younger brother, Friedrick Noland, was born in University Heights. Mohan Noland's brother, Friedrick Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Mohan Noland made 4 new friends this year: Elwina Guillermo, Hodge Noland, Hellene Noland, and Adolfo Noland.
298.   Mohan has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Mohan visited his uncle, Hodge Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
299.   Mohan Noland turned 5. Mohan Noland met one new person this year, Stephan Noland.
300.   Mohan Noland met one new person this year, Somerset Noland. Mohan Noland made 4 new friends this year: Somerset Noland, Codee Noland, Stu Noland, and Clinten Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mohan this year.
301.   Mohan Noland met one new person this year, Lindy Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Mohan this year.
302.   Mohan visited his grandfather, Wynn Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
304.   Mohan Noland is now 10 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Mohan this year.
305.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mohan this year.
306.   Thatcher Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Mohan visited his uncle, Sheff Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
307.   Mohan visited his cousin, Aleta Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mohan Noland met one new person this year, Rutger Noland.
308.   Mohan Noland met one new person this year, Jazmin Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Mohan this year.
309.   Mohan Noland is now 15 years old. Mohan Noland's younger brother, Sydney Noland, was born in University Heights. Mohan Noland met one new person this year, Hodge Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mohan this year.
310.   Mohan Noland met one new person this year, Adolfo Noland. Mohan Noland made 3 new friends this year: Adolfo Noland, Sydney Noland, and Hodge Noland.
312.   Mohan Noland is now 18 years old. Mohan Noland met two new people this year, Hadley Noland and Magnus Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Mohan this year.
313.   Mohan Noland met one new person this year, Monte Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mohan this year.
314.   Mohan Noland turned 20. Mohan visited his cousin, Morris Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Gilles House, their home, Mohan is attending to Sonja Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mohan visited his cousin, Florian Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mohan visited his cousin, Emmit Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mohan visited his friend Jazmin Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time.
315.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Mohan this year.
316.   Mohan visited his cousin, Hodge Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
317.   Clinten Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in University Heights for an expedition on the Dissoluble, which Clinten Noland has agreed to lead. Mohan Noland reluctantly accepted an invitation from Clinten Noland to leave University Heights on the Dissoluble. Mohan Noland moved out of Gilles House in University Heights. Mohan Noland boarded the Dissoluble from the port of University Heights, Friendsville. The group about to board the Dissoluble has decided that, rather than Clinten Noland naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Mohan Noland's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Demetris Noland is hurt by the decision. Mohan Noland was designated captain of the Dissoluble, which will depart University Heights shortly; he has never captained a ship before. The Dissoluble, under command of Capt. Mohan Noland, has left the harbor at University Heights, Friendsville. The Dissoluble is heading W at three-quarter speed. As an act of mutiny, Demetris Noland is going to attempt to murder Capt. Mohan Noland, whose decision-making aboard the Dissoluble has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Demetris Noland attempted to murder Capt. Mohan Noland as an act of mutiny, but failed. Capt. Mohan Noland murdered his 27-year-old cousin Demetris Noland in self-defense at sea aboard the Dissoluble, after the latter tried to murder him.
318.   The Dissoluble is heading NE at full-speed. The crew of the Dissoluble have spotted land. The Dissoluble is approaching the island of Waterford. Dissoluble is now docked at Henagar, on Waterford. Capt. Mohan Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Henagar, Waterford, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Capt. Mohan Noland moved into Zollie House in Henagar. Capt. Mohan Noland is thinking about leaving Henagar, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
319.   Capt. Mohan Noland turned 25. Mohan visited his aunt, Elwina Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Capt. Mohan Noland took his own life in Henagar, Waterford; he was 25 years old. Capt. Mohan Noland was laid to rest in the Henagar cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
341.   Capt. Mohan Noland's brother, Capt. Stu Noland, killed 21-year-old Ari Aldis in self-defense in Mount Aldis, Shrewsbury, after the latter tried to murder him.