Narrative

350.   Hadley Lindy Noland was born to Cynthia Noland and Hadley Noland in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville. He is named after his father, Hadley Noland. 21 people came to meet Hadley Noland for the first time this year: Avery Noland, Ame Noland, Rutger Noland, Denny Noland, Michaeline Noland, Carlena Noland, Manfred Noland, Rikki Noland, Hodge Noland, Hadley Noland, Wyatan Noland, Monte Noland, Cynthia Noland, Olivier Noland, Adolfo Noland, Patrice Noland, Hadley Noland, Mauritz Noland, Stefano Noland, Hodge Noland, and Aleta Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
351.   Hadley is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Hadley Noland made 7 new friends this year: Avery Noland, Ame Noland, Patrice Noland, Denny Noland, Wyatan Noland, Cynthia Noland, and Rutger Noland.
352.   Hadley is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Hadley Noland's younger brother, Hadley Noland, was born in University Heights. Hadley Noland made 3 new friends this year: Sydney Noland, Rikki Noland, and Aleta Noland.
353.   Hadley is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Hadley Noland's younger brother, Kenneth Noland, was born in University Heights. Hadley Noland's brother, Kenneth Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
354.   Hadley has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Hadley Noland's younger half-sister, Kit Noland, was born in University Heights.
355.   Hadley Noland is now 5 years old. Hadley Noland's younger brother, Merlin Noland, was born in University Heights.
356.   Hadley Noland made 5 new friends this year: Michaeline Noland, Marielle Noland, Hodge Noland, Hadley Noland, and Mauritz Noland.
357.   Hadley Noland's younger brother, Skip Noland, was born in University Heights. In Noland House, their home, Hadley is attending to Olivier Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hadley Noland made 3 new friends this year: Carlena Noland, Merlin Noland, and Hadley Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
358.   Hadley Noland's younger sister, Goldia Noland, was born in University Heights. Hadley Noland's brother, Skip Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Hadley Noland's sister, Goldia Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
359.   Hadley Noland made 3 new friends this year: Blaire Noland, Monte Noland, and Manfred Noland.
360.   Hadley Noland turned 10.
361.   Hadley Noland's younger brother, Gavin Noland, was born in University Heights. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
362.   Hadley visited his friend Braden Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
363.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
365.   Hadley Noland is now 15 years old. In Noland House, their home, Hadley is attending to Carlena Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
366.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
367.   Hadley Noland met one new person this year, Monte Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
368.   Hadley Noland is now 18 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
369.   Hadley Noland's younger brother, Trev Noland, was born in University Heights. In Noland House, their home, Hadley is attending to Aleta Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hadley Noland's brother, Trev Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
370.   Hadley Noland turned 20. Hadley Noland's younger sister, Bell Noland, was born in University Heights. Hadley Noland's brother, Hadley Noland, took his own life in University Heights, Friendsville; he was 18 years old. Hadley Noland made 3 new friends this year: Vachel Noland, Paddy Noland, and Ariana Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
371.   Hadley Noland met one new person this year, Jehu Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
372.   Hadley Noland's younger sister, Aleta Noland, was born in University Heights. In Noland House, their home, Hadley is attending to Patrice Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
373.   Hadley Noland married Rikki Noland in University Heights, Friendsville. Hadley Noland made 3 new friends this year: Filide Noland, Manfred Noland, and Hilton Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
374.   Hadley Noland made 3 new friends this year: Aleta Noland, Natalina Noland, and Karoly Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
375.   Hadley Noland turned 25. Hadley Noland's brother, Merlin Noland, murdered Magnus Noland in an act of revenge. Hadley Noland met one new person this year, Rollo Noland.
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377.   In Noland House, their home, Hadley is attending to Hodge Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
378.   In Noland House, their home, Hadley is attending to Adolfo Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hadley Noland met one new person this year, Elnar Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
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380.   Hadley Noland is now 30 years old. Hadley Noland met one new person this year, Michaeline Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
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382.   In Noland House, their home, Hadley is attending to Monte Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hadley Noland decided to leave University Heights, but his wife Rikki Noland argued timidly against the idea; Hadley acquiesced and will stay afterall.
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384.   In Noland House, their home, Hadley is attending to Rutger Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
386.   In Noland House, their home, Hadley is attending to Rikki Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hadley Noland's wife, Rikki Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 50 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
387.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
388.   Hadley Noland married Blaire Noland in University Heights, Friendsville.
389.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
390.   Hadley Noland turned 40. Hadley Noland met two new people this year, Sibilla Noland and Denny Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
391.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
392.   Hadley visited his friend Sydney Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 41 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Hadley Noland met 12 new people this year: Shanon Gilles, Fayre Gilles, Marcellus Prasun, Nathaniel Noland, Sheela Noland, Bjorne Gilles, Marjorie Gilles, Belia Prasun, Dianemarie Prasun, Dolorita Gilles, Phil Prasun, and Ursa Prasun. Hadley Noland made 9 new friends this year: Forester Gilles, Giordano Gilles, Bjorne Gilles, Shanon Gilles, Dolorita Gilles, Sheela Noland, Augustine Prasun, Belia Prasun, and Ursa Prasun.
393.   Hadley visited his aunt, Michaeline Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hadley Noland made 6 new friends this year: Fayre Gilles, Marjorie Gilles, Maud Noland, Dianemarie Prasun, Marcellus Prasun, and Phil Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
394.   Hadley is starting to pick up Monedusus. Hadley is getting better at speaking Monedusus. The dialect of Monedusus that Hadley Noland speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Monedusus; as such, Friendsvillean now speaks Hadley Hadley Noland met one new person this year, Barbette Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
395.   Hadley is getting better at speaking Friendsvillean. Jehu Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in University Heights for an expedition on the Underhint, which Capt. Arlo Prasun has agreed to lead. Hadley Noland accepted an invitation from Jehu Noland to leave University Heights on the Underhint, but will have to consult family. Blaire Noland nervously agreed to go on the journey. Hadley Noland moved out of Noland House in University Heights. Hadley Noland boarded the Underhint from the port of University Heights, Friendsville. Capt. Arlo Prasun has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Underhint, under command of Capt. Arlo Prasun, has left the harbor at University Heights, Friendsville. The Underhint is heading W at full-speed. Hadley Noland met 6 new people this year: Amanda Prasun, Hodge Noland, Renaldo Shumeet, Nola Prasun, Annalisa Noland, and Capt. Arlo Prasun. Hadley Noland made 6 new friends this year: Nathaniel Noland, Annalisa Noland, Capt. Arlo Prasun, Cleland Prasun, Davy Prasun, and Renaldo Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
396.   Hadley is getting better at speaking Friendsvillean. The Underhint is heading W at quarter-speed.
397.   Hadley is getting better at speaking Friendsvillean. The Underhint is heading NW at full-speed. The crew of the Underhint have spotted land. The Underhint is approaching the island of Melvin. Underhint is now docked at New Braintree, on Melvin. Hadley Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in New Braintree, Melvin, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Hadley Noland moved into Gilles House in New Braintree. Hadley visited his cousin, Stefano Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hadley Noland met 8 new people this year: Corrina Aldis, Thom Aldis, Winifield Aldis, Carmina Gilles, Bella Noland, Corie Aldis, Heida Aldis, and Thom Aldis. Hadley Noland made 7 new friends this year: Corrina Aldis, Thom Aldis, Heida Aldis, Bernardo Aldis, Carmina Gilles, Jo Prasun, and Carin Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
398.   Hadley is getting better at speaking Friendsvillean. Hadley Noland met 11 new people this year: Taber Gilles, Sibel Aldis, Clareta Guillermo, Jehanna Aldis, Inigo Noland, Wynne Guillermo, Kathye Prasun, Camel Prasun, Hilarie Noland, Elmore Noland, and Lotti Guillermo. Hadley Noland made 10 new friends this year: Sibel Aldis, Corie Aldis, Taber Gilles, Lotti Guillermo, Clareta Guillermo, Wynne Guillermo, Hilarie Noland, Hodge Noland, Nola Prasun, and Kathye Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
399.   Hadley is starting to pick up Monedusus. Hadley is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hadley is getting better at speaking Friendsvillean. Paddy Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in New Braintree for an expedition on the Underhint, which Capt. Braden Prasun has agreed to lead. Hadley Noland vehemently declined an invitation from Paddy Noland to leave New Braintree on the Underhint, due to considerations of their own age. Hadley Noland met one new person this year, Stefanie Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
400.   Hadley Noland turned 50. Hadley is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hadley is getting better at speaking Friendsvillean. Hadley Noland met two new people this year, Shepherd Noland and Kane Shumeet.
401.   Hadley is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hadley is getting better at speaking Friendsvillean. Hadley Noland met two new people this year, Chev Aldis and Bing Gilles. Hadley Noland made 3 new friends this year: Chev Aldis, Bing Gilles, and Stefanie Noland.
402.   Hadley is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hadley is getting better at speaking Friendsvillean. Hadley Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in New Braintree for an expedition on the Inordinateness, which Hadley Noland has agreed to lead. Blaire Noland nervously agreed to go on the journey. Blaire Noland is not willing to go on the journey; Hadley has acquiesced and will stay back too. Hadley Noland moved out of Gilles House in New Braintree. Hadley Noland boarded the Inordinateness from the port of New Braintree, Melvin. Hadley Noland has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. Hadley Noland was designated captain of the Inordinateness, which will depart New Braintree shortly; he has never captained a ship before. The Inordinateness, under command of Capt. Hadley Noland, has left the harbor at New Braintree, Melvin. The Inordinateness is heading NE at three-quarter speed. Capt. Hadley Noland made 3 new friends this year: Inigo Noland, Elmore Noland, and Kane Shumeet.
403.   Hadley is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hadley is getting better at speaking Friendsvillean. The Inordinateness is heading E at full-speed.
404.   Hadley is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hadley has become fluent in Friendsvillean. The Inordinateness is heading N at quarter-speed. Capt. Hadley Noland met one new person this year, Denny Noland.
405.   Hadley is getting better at speaking Monedusus. The Inordinateness is heading N at quarter-speed.
406.   Hadley is getting better at speaking Monedusus. The Inordinateness is heading E at quarter-speed. Capt. Hadley Noland met one new person this year, Bobbette Gilles. Hadley is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, Brandy Noland; they first met 40 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville and last saw each other 12 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville.
407.   Hadley has become fluent in Monedusus. The Inordinateness is heading E at half-speed. Capt. Hadley Noland met two new people this year, Corri Aldis and Marjorie Gilles. Hadley is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, Scott Noland; they first met 45 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville and last saw each other 13 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Hadley is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, Vachel Noland; they first met 38 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville and last saw each other 13 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hadley this year.
408.   The Inordinateness is heading SE at quarter-speed. The crew of the Inordinateness, which has been at sea for 6 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Capt. Hadley Noland died aboard the Inordinateness, which had become lost at sea; he was 58 years old.