Narrative

399.   Kane Wilbert Shumeet was born to Dianemarie Shumeet and Renaldo Shumeet in the town of New Braintree, on the island of Melvin. 15 people came to meet Kane Shumeet for the first time this year: Amanda Prasun, Renaldo Shumeet, Elmore Noland, Dianemarie Shumeet, Marcellus Prasun, Inigo Noland, Nathaniel Noland, Augustine Prasun, Bella Noland, Belia Prasun, Kane Shumeet, Sheela Noland, Nestor Shumeet, Phil Prasun, and Bernardo Aldis. Kane Shumeet's parents Renaldo Shumeet and Dianemarie Shumeet divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Renaldo Shumeet and Dianemarie Shumeet decided that Dianemarie will stay in their house, and Renaldo will move out. Kane Shumeet's father, Renaldo Shumeet, died in New Braintree, Melvin, after a freak accident; he was 34 years old. Lotti Guillermo people came to meet Kane Shumeet for the first time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kane this year.
400.   Kane is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kane Shumeet moved out of Guillermo House in New Braintree. Kane Shumeet moved into Aldis House in New Braintree. Kane Shumeet's mother Dianemarie Shumeet married Elnar Noland in New Braintree, Melvin. Dianemarie Shumeet is now named Dianemarie Noland. Blaire Noland people came to meet Kane Shumeet for the first time.
401.   Kane is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kane Shumeet's younger half-brother, Webb Noland, was born in New Braintree. Kane Shumeet's half-brother, Webb Noland, was murdered in New Braintree, Melvin by Filide Noland; he was 0 years old. Stefanie Noland people came to meet Kane Shumeet for the first time. Kane Shumeet made 5 new friends this year: Corrina Aldis, Fayre Gilles, Shanon Gilles, Mick Noland, and Blaire Noland.
402.   Kane is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Hadley Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in New Braintree for an expedition on the Inordinateness, which Hadley Noland has agreed to lead. Elnar Noland accepted an invitation from Hadley Noland to leave New Braintree on the Inordinateness, but will have to consult family. Dianemarie Noland reluctantly agreed to go on the journey; their children Nestor Shumeet and Kane Shumeet will also come along. Kane Shumeet moved out of Aldis House in New Braintree. Kane Shumeet boarded the Inordinateness from the port of New Braintree, Melvin. Hadley Noland has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Inordinateness, under command of Capt. Hadley Noland, has left the harbor at New Braintree, Melvin. The Inordinateness is heading NE at three-quarter speed. Kane Shumeet's younger half-brother, Doug Noland, was born in Inordinateness. Kane Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Capt. Hadley Noland, Inigo Noland, Carlena Noland, and Jehu Noland.
403.   Kane is starting to pick up Monedusus. Kane has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Kane is getting better at speaking Monedusus. The Inordinateness is heading E at full-speed. Kane Shumeet's younger half-sister, Denny Noland, was born in Inordinateness. Kane Shumeet's half-brother, Doug Noland, died at sea aboard the Inordinateness from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old.
404.   Kane Shumeet is now 5 years old. Kane is getting better at speaking Monedusus. The Inordinateness is heading N at quarter-speed. Kane Shumeet's younger half-sister, Lindsay Noland, was born in Inordinateness. Kane Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Bernardo Aldis, Sibel Aldis, and Barbette Noland.
405.   Kane is starting to pick up Friendsvillean. Kane is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Kane is getting better at speaking Friendsvillean. The Inordinateness is heading N at quarter-speed. Kane Shumeet's half-sister, Lindsay Noland, died at sea aboard the Inordinateness from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Kane Shumeet met one new person this year, Bobbette Gilles. Kane Shumeet made 5 new friends this year: Corie Aldis, Dianemarie Noland, Hilarie Noland, Bella Noland, and Stefanie Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kane this year.
406.   Kane is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Kane is getting better at speaking Friendsvillean. The Inordinateness is heading E at quarter-speed. Kane Shumeet met one new person this year, Ricky Gilles. Kane Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Bing Gilles, Denny Noland, Shepherd Noland, and Elnar Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kane this year.
407.   Kane is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Kane is getting better at speaking Friendsvillean. The Inordinateness is heading E at half-speed.
408.   Kane is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Kane is getting better at speaking Friendsvillean. The Inordinateness is heading SE at quarter-speed. The crew of the Inordinateness, which has been at sea for 6 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Kane Shumeet's brother, Nestor Shumeet, died aboard the Inordinateness, which had become lost at sea; he was 10 years old. Kane Shumeet's mother, Dianemarie Noland, died aboard the Inordinateness, which had become lost at sea; she was 34 years old. Kane Shumeet died aboard the Inordinateness, which had become lost at sea; he was 9 years old.