Narrative

354.   Tristan Dennie Noland was born to Cherianne Noland and Dennie Noland in the town of Metlakatla, on the island of Port Jervis. 10 people came to meet Tristan Noland for the first time this year: Tristan Noland, Kippie Aldis, Dennie Noland, Haydon Aldis, Tomlin Aldis, Cherianne Noland, Gill Aldis, Kaila Aldis, Geeta Aldis, and Andriana Noland. Gilbertine Aldis people came to meet Tristan Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Tristan this year.
355.   Tristan is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Tristan Noland made 6 new friends this year: Flipper Aldis, Gilbertine Aldis, Tomlin Aldis, Kaila Aldis, Kippie Aldis, and Dennie Noland.
356.   Tristan is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Tristan Noland made 5 new friends this year: Laurene Aldis, Erl Aldis, Sarina Aldis, Andriana Noland, and Susanna Prasun.
357.   Tristan is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Tristan Noland's younger brother, Dennie Noland, was born in Metlakatla. Tristan Noland made 3 new friends this year: Harvard Aldis, Gill Aldis, and Caroljean Noland.
358.   Tristan has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Tristan Noland's younger sister, Sula Noland, was born in Metlakatla. Tristan Noland met 3 new people this year: Madelle Noland, Rodney Aldis, and Dianna Noland. Tristan Noland made 8 new friends this year: Geeta Aldis, Rodney Aldis, Mara Aldis, Philly Noland, Gussy Noland, Bob Noland, Cherianne Noland, and Cissie Noland.
359.   Tristan Noland turned 5. Tristan Noland met 5 new people this year: Jack Aldis, Sigfried Aldis, Mordecai Aldis, Harvard Aldis, and Rockwell Aldis.
360.   Dennie Noland moved to neighboring Caddo, a mile away from Metlakatla. Dennie Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Caddo, Port Jervis, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Tristan Noland moved out of Quinn House in Metlakatla. Tristan Noland moved into Aldis House in Caddo. Tristan Noland moved out of Aldis House in Metlakatla. Tristan Noland made 8 new friends this year: Bernetta Aldis, Hall Aldis, Torrin Aldis, Maryrose Aldis, Max Aldis, Sula Noland, Kelila Noland, and Dennie Noland.
361.   Tristan Noland met one new person this year, Madella Aldis.
362.   Tristan Noland's younger sister, Kalila Noland, was born in Caddo. Tristan Noland's parents Cherianne Noland and Dennie Noland divorced after 10 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Cherianne Noland and Dennie Noland decided that Dennie will stay in their house, and Cherianne will move out. Tristan Noland moved out of Aldis House in Caddo. Tristan Noland moved into Noland House in Caddo. Tristan Noland moved out of Noland House in Caddo. Tristan Noland moved into Aldis House in Caddo. Tristan Noland's mother Cherianne Noland married Dennie Noland in Caddo, Port Jervis. Tristan Noland's father Dennie Noland married Cherianne Noland in Caddo, Port Jervis. Tristan Noland met one new person this year, Gisela Aldis. Tristan Noland made 3 new friends this year: Dru Aldis, Gisela Aldis, and Jack Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tristan this year.
364.   Tristan Noland is now 10 years old. Tristan Noland met one new person this year, Spencer Aldis.
365.   Tristan Noland met 3 new people this year: Salvatore Noland, Tia Noland, and Chase Noland. Tristan Noland made 6 new friends this year: Spencer Aldis, Ardelia Noland, Tia Noland, Salvatore Noland, Chase Noland, and Chase Noland.
366.   Hall Aldis is trying to gather up a group of people in Caddo for an expedition on the Nonconformistical, which Hall Aldis has agreed to lead. Dennie Noland declined an invitation from Hall Aldis to leave Caddo on the Nonconformistical, due to considerations of family. Tristan Noland's younger sister, Berty Noland, was born in Caddo.
367.   Tristan Noland's younger brother, Dennie Noland, was born in Caddo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Tristan this year.
368.   Dennie Noland is planning to move to a smaller town. Dennie Noland moved to Spring Valley, 6 miles away from Caddo. Dennie Noland is attempting to find an open lot in Spring Valley, Port Jervis, on which a house could be built. Tristan Noland moved out of Aldis House in Caddo. Tristan Noland moved into Noland House in Spring Valley. Tristan Noland moved out of Noland House in Caddo. Tristan Noland made 3 new friends this year: Dennie Noland, Krystal Zollie, and Sibyl Zollie.
369.   Tristan Noland is now 15 years old. Tristan Noland met one new person this year, Rubetta Zollie.
370.   Tristan Noland met one new person this year, Thekla Noland. Tristan visited with his friend Philly Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Tristan this year.
371.   Tristan visited with his family member Gill Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis.
372.   Tristan Noland is now 18 years old. Tristan Noland moved to Caddo, 6 miles away from Spring Valley. Tristan Noland moved out of Noland House in Spring Valley. Tristan Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Caddo, Port Jervis, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Tristan Noland moved into Vaclav House in Caddo. Tristan Noland met one new person this year, Andriana Noland. Tristan visited with his uncle Bob Noland, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Tristan visited with his family member Dianna Noland, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Tristan visited with his family member Madelle Noland, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Tristan Noland made 3 new friends this year: Gustave Noland, Madelle Noland, and Dianna Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tristan this year.
373.   Tristan Noland decided to leave Caddo; he will do so shortly. Tristan Noland moved out of Vaclav House in Caddo. Tristan Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Port Jervis at a brisk pace. Tristan Noland stopped in the wilderness 47 miles west of Caddo. Tristan Noland met one new person this year, Leda Aldis.
374.   Tristan Noland is now 20 years old.
375.   Tristan Noland is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Port Jervis, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Tristan visited with his family member Susanna Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis.
377.   Tristan Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Wilderness of Port Jervis, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Tristan Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Robertson. Tristan Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Robertson, Port Jervis, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Tristan Noland moved into Prasun House in Robertson. Tristan Noland met 14 new people this year: Bryant Prasun, Ethel Prasun, Horace Prasun, Julietta Prasun, Irita Prasun, Pooh Prasun, Florina Prasun, Olenka Prasun, Pascale Prasun, Alice Prasun, Zach Prasun, Caro Prasun, Abdulkarim Prasun, and Phineas Prasun. Tristan Noland made 25 new friends this year: Finley Noland, Bryant Prasun, Pascale Prasun, Florina Prasun, Caro Prasun, Camille Prasun, Alisun Prasun, Horace Prasun, Florina Prasun, Abdulkarim Prasun, Roddie Prasun, Cathrin Prasun, Lark Prasun, Pascale Prasun, Audry Prasun, Hervey Prasun, Alexander Prasun, Teador Prasun, Claudina Prasun, Pace Prasun, Irita Prasun, Olenka Prasun, Alice Prasun, Richy Prasun, and Pooh Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tristan this year.
378.   Tristan Noland made 4 new friends this year: Jordan Noland, Julietta Prasun, Ethel Prasun, and Zach Prasun.
379.   Tristan Noland is now 25 years old. Tristan Noland is planning to move to a smaller town. Tristan Noland's father Dennie Noland married Kizzee Noland in Spring Valley, Port Jervis. Tristan visited his friend Audry Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Tristan Noland moved to Winthrop, 3 miles away from Robertson. Tristan Noland moved out of Prasun House in Robertson. Tristan Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Winthrop, Port Jervis, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Tristan Noland moved into Prasun House in Winthrop. Tristan Noland met 8 new people this year: Suzan Prasun, Elie Noland, Kelwin Prasun, Katlin Noland, Henrie Noland, Murphy Prasun, Cathrin Noland, and Ermina Noland. Tristan Noland made 11 new friends this year: Elie Noland, Millisent Noland, Henrie Noland, Alonso Noland, Alfonse Noland, Ermina Noland, Cathrin Noland, Katlin Noland, Kelwin Prasun, Murphy Prasun, and Suzan Prasun.
381.   Tristan Noland met two new people this year, Estell Noland and Barbabra Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Tristan this year.
382.   Tristan visited his friend Murphy Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Tristan Noland met one new person this year, Shimon Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tristan this year.
383.   Tristan Noland met 3 new people this year: Merla Prasun, Cathrin Prasun, and Lenny Noland. Tristan Noland made 4 new friends this year: Barbabra Noland, Joelly Prasun, Merla Prasun, and Lane Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tristan this year.
384.   Tristan Noland turned 30. Tristan Noland is planning to move to a neighboring town. Tristan Noland moved to Eastaboga, 2 miles away from Winthrop. Tristan Noland moved out of Prasun House in Winthrop. Tristan Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Eastaboga, Port Jervis, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Tristan Noland moved into Prasun House in Eastaboga.
387.   Tristan Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Tristan Noland moved to neighboring Robertson, a mile away from Eastaboga. Tristan Noland moved out of Prasun House in Eastaboga. Tristan Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Robertson, Port Jervis, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Tristan Noland moved into Prasun House in Robertson. Tristan Noland met 11 new people this year: Clayborn Prasun, Claudina Prasun, Edmond Prasun, Alfonse Prasun, Audry Prasun, Barron Prasun, Lane Prasun, Michale Prasun, Tait Noland, Irita Prasun, and Teador Prasun. Tristan Noland made 10 new friends this year: Tait Noland, Clayborn Prasun, Claudina Prasun, Teador Prasun, Edmond Prasun, Audry Prasun, Phineas Prasun, Michale Prasun, Irita Prasun, and Barron Prasun.
388.   Tristan Noland met two new people this year, Bradford Prasun and Iseabal Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tristan this year.
389.   Tristan Noland met two new people this year, Lenny Prasun and Gunner Prasun. Tristan Noland made 3 new friends this year: Iseabal Prasun, Lane Prasun, and Lenny Prasun.
390.   Tristan Noland moved to Winthrop, 3 miles away from Robertson. Tristan Noland moved out of Prasun House in Robertson. Tristan Noland found an uninhabited house in Winthrop, Port Jervis, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Tristan Noland moved into Zollie House in Winthrop. Tristan Noland met 3 new people this year: Torey Aldis, Bentley Noland, and Cathrin Prasun. Tristan visited with his friend Pooh Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Tristan Noland made 7 new friends this year: Torey Aldis, Lea Noland, Lenny Noland, Bentley Noland, Mariska Prasun, Cathrin Prasun, and Horace Prasun.
391.   Tristan Noland is planning to move to a neighboring town. Tristan Noland moved to Gilles Point, 4 miles away from Winthrop. Tristan Noland moved out of Zollie House in Winthrop. Tristan Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Gilles Point, Port Jervis, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Tristan Noland moved into Gilles House in Gilles Point.
393.   Tristan Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Tristan Noland moved to neighboring Robertson, a mile away from Gilles Point. Tristan Noland moved out of Gilles House in Gilles Point. Tristan Noland found an uninhabited house in Robertson, Port Jervis, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Tristan Noland moved into Noland House in Robertson. Tristan Noland met 3 new people this year: Abbott Noland, Jabez Noland, and Silvan Noland. Tristan Noland made 6 new friends this year: Jabez Noland, Abbott Noland, Silvan Noland, Bradford Prasun, Gunner Prasun, and Heda Prasun.
394.   Tristan Noland turned 40. Tristan Noland's parents Dennie Noland and Kizzee Noland divorced after 15 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Tristan Noland moved to Burnwell, 2 miles away from Robertson. Tristan Noland moved out of Noland House in Robertson. Tristan Noland found an uninhabited house in Burnwell, Port Jervis, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Tristan Noland moved into Noland House in Burnwell. Tristan Noland met 8 new people this year: Maddi Noland, Aron Noland, Alfonse Prasun, Dannye Prasun, Wildon Prasun, Jacky Prasun, Cathrin Noland, and Inesita Prasun. Tristan visited with his friend Elie Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Tristan visited with his friend Cathrin Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Tristan visited with his friend Alonso Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Tristan visited with his friend Roddie Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Tristan visited with his friend Zach Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Tristan Noland made 11 new friends this year: Maddi Noland, Siward Noland, Aron Noland, Inesita Prasun, Alfonse Prasun, Tuesday Prasun, Dannye Prasun, Irwin Prasun, Ingaborg Prasun, Cherise Prasun, and Wildon Prasun.
395.   Tristan is starting to pick up Monedusus. Tristan is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Tristan Noland met one new person this year, Carole Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tristan this year.
396.   Tristan is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Tristan Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Tristan Noland moved to Robertson, 2 miles away from Burnwell. Tristan Noland moved out of Noland House in Burnwell. Tristan Noland found an uninhabited house in Robertson, Port Jervis, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Tristan Noland moved into Noland House in Robertson.
397.   Tristan is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Tristan Noland met two new people this year, Eydie Prasun and Horace Prasun.
398.   Tristan is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Tristan Noland moved to Batavia, 11 miles away from Robertson. Tristan Noland moved out of Noland House in Robertson. Tristan Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Batavia, Port Jervis, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Tristan Noland moved into Noland House in Batavia. Tristan Noland met 11 new people this year: Kizzee Prasun, Laverne Prasun, Alessandra Prasun, Siward Prasun, Carey Vaclav, Daisie Vaclav, Cornellis Prasun, Shimon Prasun, Hurley Prasun, Thadeus Prasun, and Alessandra Prasun. Tristan Noland made 16 new friends this year: Laverne Prasun, Alessandra Prasun, Laverne Prasun, Alessandra Prasun, Kizzee Prasun, Hurley Prasun, Tia Prasun, Thadeus Prasun, Joanne Prasun, Shimon Prasun, Cornellis Prasun, Siward Prasun, Teodora Prasun, Horace Prasun, Carey Vaclav, and Daisie Vaclav.
399.   Tristan is getting better at speaking Monedusus. The dialect of Monedusus that Tristan Noland speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Monedusus; as such, Jervisese now speaks Tristan Tristan Noland met two new people this year, Alessandra Prasun and Estele Prasun.
400.   Tristan is getting better at speaking Jervisese. Tristan Noland is thinking about leaving Batavia, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Tristan Noland met one new person this year, Matteo Prasun.
401.   Tristan is getting better at speaking Jervisese. Tristan Noland is thinking about leaving Batavia, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
402.   Tristan is getting better at speaking Jervisese. Tristan Noland is thinking about leaving Batavia, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Tristan visited his friend Cornellis Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Tristan Noland took his own life in Batavia, Port Jervis; he was 48 years old. Tristan Noland was laid to rest in the Batavia cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.