Narrative

351.   Jordan Alphonse Noland was born to Laverne Noland and Pat Noland in the town of Batavia, on the island of Port Jervis. 10 people came to meet Jordan Noland for the first time this year: Pat Noland, Davey Noland, Jordan Noland, Millisent Noland, Joanne Noland, Teodora Noland, Laverne Noland, Siward Noland, Laverne Noland, and Ardelia Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
352.   Jordan is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
353.   Jordan is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
354.   Jordan is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
355.   Jordan has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Jordan Noland's parents Pat Noland and Laverne Noland divorced after 13 years of marriage; they had 12 children together. Pat Noland and Laverne Noland decided that Pat will stay in their house, and Laverne will move out.
356.   Jordan Noland is now 5 years old.
357.   Jordan Noland's mother Laverne Noland married Pat Noland in Batavia, Port Jervis. Jordan Noland's father Pat Noland married Laverne Noland in Batavia, Port Jervis.
358.   Jordan Noland's parents Pat Noland and Laverne Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had 12 children together. Pat Noland and Laverne Noland decided that Pat will stay in their house, and Laverne will move out. Jordan Noland moved out of Noland House in Batavia. Jordan Noland moved into Noland House in Batavia.
360.   In Noland House, their home, Jordan is attending to Laverne Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jordan Noland's mother, Laverne Noland, died in Batavia, Port Jervis, of natural causes; she was 61 years old.
361.   Jordan Noland turned 10. Jordan Noland met one new person this year, Michale Prasun.
364.   Jordan Noland's brother, Davey Noland, took his own life in Batavia, Port Jervis; he was 18 years old.
366.   Jordan Noland is now 15 years old.
367.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
368.   Jordan Noland is thinking about leaving Batavia, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
369.   Jordan Noland is now 18 years old.
371.   Jordan Noland is now 20 years old. Jordan visited his father, Pat Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jordan Noland's father, Pat Noland, died in Batavia, Port Jervis, of natural causes; he was 66 years old.
372.   Jordan Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Jordan Noland is thinking about leaving Batavia, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Jordan visited his friend Michale Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Batavia, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Jordan Noland moved to Winthrop, 8 miles away from Batavia. Jordan Noland moved out of Noland House in Batavia. Jordan Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Winthrop, Port Jervis, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Jordan Noland moved into Prasun House in Winthrop. Jordan Noland met 5 new people this year: Suzan Prasun, Cathrin Noland, Kelwin Prasun, Murphy Prasun, and Elie Prasun. Jordan Noland made 7 new friends this year: Henrie Noland, Alfonse Noland, Christean Noland, Elie Prasun, Kelwin Prasun, Suzan Prasun, and Murphy Prasun.
373.   Jordan Noland met two new people this year, Katlin Noland and Lenny Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
376.   Jordan Noland is now 25 years old. Jordan Noland met one new person this year, Ermina Noland.
377.   Jordan Noland started building a ship in Winthrop; it's about 19% completed. Jordan Noland is thinking about leaving Winthrop, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Jordan visited his friend Alessandra Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
378.   Jordan Noland is continuing to build a ship in Winthrop; it's about 33% completed. Jordan Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Jordan Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Winthrop, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Jordan Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Burnwell. Jordan Noland moved out of Prasun House in Winthrop. Jordan Noland found an uninhabited house in Burnwell, Port Jervis, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Jordan Noland moved into Zollie House in Burnwell. Jordan Noland moved to Robertson, 3 miles away from Winthrop. Jordan Noland moved out of Zollie House in Burnwell. Jordan Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Robertson, Port Jervis, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Jordan Noland moved into Noland House in Robertson. Jordan Noland met 20 new people this year: Bryant Prasun, Ethel Prasun, Julietta Prasun, Pascale Prasun, Camille Prasun, Tristan Noland, Pascale Prasun, Pooh Prasun, Zach Prasun, Olenka Prasun, Horace Prasun, Abdulkarim Prasun, Alice Prasun, Phineas Prasun, Caro Prasun, Alexander Prasun, Claudina Prasun, Irita Prasun, Hervey Prasun, and Alisun Prasun. Jordan Noland made 18 new friends this year: Tristan Noland, Finley Noland, Olenka Prasun, Camille Prasun, Bryant Prasun, Claudina Prasun, Lark Prasun, Pascale Prasun, Florina Prasun, Caro Prasun, Florina Prasun, Pooh Prasun, Pascale Prasun, Teador Prasun, Alice Prasun, Richy Prasun, Alexander Prasun, and Hervey Prasun.
379.   Jordan Noland met one new person this year, Edmond Prasun. Jordan Noland made 6 new friends this year: Ethel Prasun, Pace Prasun, Horace Prasun, Alisun Prasun, Zach Prasun, and Phineas Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
380.   Jordan visited his friend Horace Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
381.   Jordan Noland is now 30 years old. Jordan Noland is thinking about leaving Robertson, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Jordan Noland met one new person this year, Michale Prasun.
382.   Jordan Noland met one new person this year, Claudina Prasun.
383.   Jordan Noland met two new people this year, Talya Prasun and Teador Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
384.   Jordan Noland met 3 new people this year: Clayborn Prasun, Barron Prasun, and Tait Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
385.   Jordan Noland made 3 new friends this year: Michale Prasun, Claudina Prasun, and Clayborn Prasun.
386.   Jordan Noland met 4 new people this year: Irita Prasun, Lane Prasun, Alfonse Prasun, and Audry Prasun. Jordan Noland made 4 new friends this year: Lane Prasun, Audry Prasun, Irita Prasun, and Alfonse Prasun.
388.   Jordan Noland met two new people this year, Bradford Prasun and Iseabal Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
389.   Jordan Noland is thinking about leaving Robertson, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Jordan Noland met 3 new people this year: Gunner Prasun, Lenny Prasun, and Heda Prasun.
390.   Jordan Noland met one new person this year, Jabez Noland.
391.   Jordan Noland is now 40 years old. Jordan Noland met one new person this year, Silvan Noland. Jordan Noland made 3 new friends this year: Jabez Noland, Bradford Prasun, and Gunner Prasun.
392.   Jordan Noland is thinking about leaving Robertson, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Jordan Noland met one new person this year, Pace Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
393.   Jordan visited with his niece Bertie Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 22 years ago in Batavia, Port Jervis.
394.   Jordan Noland met one new person this year, Corinna Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
395.   Jordan Noland is thinking about leaving Robertson, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
396.   Jordan Noland is thinking about leaving Robertson, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
397.   Jordan Noland met one new person this year, Horace Prasun.
398.   Jordan Noland met two new people this year, Eydie Prasun and Constancia Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
399.   Jordan is starting to pick up Monedusus. Jordan is getting better at speaking Monedusus. The dialect of Monedusus that Jordan Noland speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Monedusus; as such, Jervisese now speaks Jordan Jordan visited his cousin, Florina Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jordan Noland met one new person this year, Bertram Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
400.   Jordan is getting better at speaking Jervisese. Jordan Noland met two new people this year, Rina Prasun and Mariska Prasun. Jordan visited with his friend Elie Noland, who he hadn't seen since 23 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Jordan visited with his family member Alonso Noland, who he hadn't seen since 23 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis.
401.   Jordan Noland is now 50 years old. Jordan is getting better at speaking Jervisese. Jordan Noland met 3 new people this year: Justis Prasun, Fraser Prasun, and Pascale Prasun. Jordan Noland made 4 new friends this year: Justis Prasun, Pascale Prasun, Mariska Prasun, and Bertram Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
402.   Jordan is getting better at speaking Jervisese.
403.   Jordan is getting better at speaking Jervisese. Jordan Noland met one new person this year, Anette Prasun.
404.   Jordan is getting better at speaking Jervisese.
405.   Jordan is getting better at speaking Jervisese. Jordan Noland met 3 new people this year: Mariska Prasun, Fidelia Prasun, and Alessandra Prasun. Jordan just found out from Clayborn Prasun that his sister Millisent Noland died of natural causes in Winthrop, Port Jervis 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 28 years ago in in Winthrop, Port Jervis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
406.   Jordan is getting better at speaking Jervisese. Jordan Noland met two new people this year, Abelard Prasun and Teodora Prasun. Jordan Noland made 3 new friends this year: Mariska Prasun, Abelard Prasun, and Domenico Prasun.
407.   Jordan is getting better at speaking Jervisese. Jordan Noland met two new people this year, Maddi Noland and Kizzee Prasun. Jordan just found out from Joelly Noland that his brother Siward Noland died of natural causes in Burnwell, Port Jervis 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 49 years ago in in Batavia, Port Jervis. (Joelly had recently found this out from Lea Prasun.) Jordan just found out from Kizzee Prasun that his sister Teodora Prasun died of natural causes in Batavia, Port Jervis 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 36 years ago in in Batavia, Port Jervis. Jordan Noland made 3 new friends this year: Joelly Noland, Maddi Noland, and Kizzee Prasun.
408.   Jordan is getting better at speaking Jervisese. Jordan Noland met two new people this year, Rianon Prasun and Natalya Noland. Jordan visited with his friend Alice Noland, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Jordan just found out from Alice Noland that his nephew Silvan Noland died in Mount Zollie, Port Jervis 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. (Alice had recently found this out from Tait Noland.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.