Narrative

297.   Haley Rudolfo Prasun was born to Leodora Prasun and Davey Prasun in the town of Winthrop, on the island of Port Jervis. 3 people came to meet Haley Prasun for the first time this year: Leodora Prasun, Haley Prasun, and Ethel Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haley this year.
298.   Haley is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Haley Prasun's father Davey Prasun married Florina Prasun in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Haley Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Darth Prasun, Florina Prasun, and Sophronia Prasun.
299.   Haley is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Haley Prasun's younger half-sister, Laverne Prasun, was born in the town of Winthrop, on the island of Port Jervis. Haley Prasun's parents Florina Prasun and Davey Prasun divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Haley Prasun made 5 new friends this year: Gustave Prasun, Kingston Prasun, Llewellyn Prasun, Welbie Zollie, and Teodora Zollie.
300.   Haley is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Haley Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Gwendolin Prasun, Ethel Prasun, Lenny Prasun, and Ethel Zollie.
301.   Haley has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Haley Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Carolee Prasun, Myranda Prasun, and Ty Prasun.
302.   Haley Prasun is now 5 years old. Leodora Prasun is planning to move to a smaller town. Haley Prasun's mother, Leodora Prasun, murdered 30-year-old Davey Prasun in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Haley Prasun's father, Davey Prasun, was murdered in Winthrop, Port Jervis by Leodora Prasun; he was 30 years old. Haley Prasun's mother, Leodora Prasun, was murdered by Ty Prasun in an act of revenge. Haley Prasun met 8 new people this year: Clayborn Prasun, Zorine Prasun, Bethena Zollie, Horace Prasun, Chrissa Zollie, Alfonse Zollie, Ethel Zollie, and Ruby Prasun.
303.   Haley Prasun met 3 new people this year: Alfonse Noland, Chase Noland, and Ellen Noland. Haley Prasun made 15 new friends this year: Dahlia Gilles, Ford Noland, Alfonse Noland, Ellen Noland, Chase Noland, Clayborn Prasun, Ruby Prasun, Elie Prasun, Horace Prasun, Laverne Prasun, Gussy Prasun, Cathrin Prasun, Ethel Zollie, Chrissa Zollie, and Bethena Zollie.
304.   Haley Prasun met one new person this year, Michale Prasun.
305.   Haley Prasun met two new people this year, Clayborn Prasun and Englebert Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haley this year.
306.   Haley Prasun met two new people this year, Claudina Prasun and Finley Noland. Haley Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Englebert Noland, Claudina Prasun, Clayborn Prasun, and Clayborn Prasun.
307.   Haley Prasun turned 10. Haley Prasun met one new person this year, Ileana Zollie.
308.   Haley Prasun met one new person this year, Alessandra Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haley this year.
309.   Haley Prasun met two new people this year, Marian Prasun and Daffie Prasun.
310.   Haley Prasun met one new person this year, Aurel Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haley this year.
311.   Welbie Zollie is trying to gather up a group of people in Winthrop for an expedition on the Proredemption, which Welbie Zollie has agreed to lead.
312.   Haley Prasun turned 15.
313.   Haley Prasun met one new person this year, Neall Prasun.
314.   Leif Prasun is trying to gather up a group of people in Winthrop for an expedition on the Endotheliolysin, which Leif Prasun has agreed to lead. Haley Prasun accepted an invitation from Leif Prasun to leave Winthrop on the Endotheliolysin. Haley Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Winthrop. Haley Prasun boarded the Endotheliolysin from the port of Winthrop, Port Jervis. The group about to board the Endotheliolysin has decided that, rather than Leif Prasun naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Leif Prasun's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Endotheliolysin, under command of Capt. Leif Prasun, has left the harbor at Winthrop, Port Jervis. The Endotheliolysin is heading N at quarter-speed. Haley Prasun married Ethel Prasun on the Endotheliolysin; they now share quarters aboard the Endotheliolysin.
315.   Haley Prasun is now 18 years old. The Endotheliolysin is heading NE at full-speed.
316.   The Endotheliolysin is heading N at quarter-speed.
317.   Haley Prasun is now 20 years old. The Endotheliolysin is heading N at half-speed. The crew of the Endotheliolysin have spotted land. Capt. Leif Prasun chose to pass up land and persist on the voyage, which brought about an outrage on board.
318.   The Endotheliolysin is heading N at full-speed.
319.   The Endotheliolysin is heading N at quarter-speed.
320.   The Endotheliolysin is heading N at full-speed. The crew of the Endotheliolysin, which has been at sea for 6 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Haley Prasun's wife, Ethel Prasun, died aboard the Endotheliolysin, which had become lost at sea; she was 26 years old. Haley Prasun died aboard the Endotheliolysin, which had become lost at sea; he was 23 years old.