Narrative

308.   Daffie Leonelle Prasun was born to Violet Prasun and Gustave Prasun in the town of Winthrop, on the island of Port Jervis. She is named after her grandmother, Daffie Prasun. 20 people came to meet Daffie Prasun for the first time this year: Darth Prasun, Sophronia Prasun, Ethel Prasun, Zorine Prasun, Alessandra Prasun, Gustave Prasun, Violet Prasun, Horace Prasun, Claudina Prasun, Clayborn Prasun, Carolee Prasun, Gussy Prasun, Ileana Zollie, Myranda Prasun, Michale Prasun, Gwendolin Zollie, Ruby Prasun, Kingston Prasun, Clayborn Prasun, and Daffie Prasun. Daffie Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Clayborn Prasun, Cathrin Prasun, and Violet Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Daffie this year.
309.   Daffie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Daffie Prasun made 11 new friends this year: Ellen Noland, Alfonse Noland, Katlin Noland, Myranda Prasun, Leif Prasun, Elie Prasun, Marian Prasun, Lenny Prasun, Horace Prasun, Haley Prasun, and Sophronia Prasun.
310.   Daffie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Daffie Prasun's younger sister, Aurel Prasun, was born in Winthrop. Daffie Prasun made 6 new friends this year: Sam Gilles, Chase Noland, Zorine Prasun, Gustave Prasun, Ruby Prasun, and Welbie Zollie.
311.   Daffie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Welbie Zollie is trying to gather up a group of people in Winthrop for an expedition on the Proredemption, which Welbie Zollie has agreed to lead. Gustave Prasun hesitantly accepted an invitation from Welbie Zollie to leave Winthrop on the Proredemption, but will have to consult family. Violet Prasun nervously agreed to go on the journey; their children Carolee Prasun, Daffie Prasun, and Aurel Prasun will also come along. Daffie Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Winthrop. Daffie Prasun boarded the Proredemption from the port of Winthrop, Port Jervis. The group about to board the Proredemption has decided that, rather than Welbie Zollie naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Welbie Zollie's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Proredemption, under command of Capt. Welbie Zollie, has left the harbor at Winthrop, Port Jervis. The Proredemption is heading S at half-speed. Daffie Prasun's younger sister, Bernardine Prasun, was born in Proredemption.
312.   Daffie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. The Proredemption is heading S at half-speed. Daffie visited her mother, Violet Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Daffie Prasun's mother, Violet Prasun, died at sea aboard the Proredemption after showing symptoms of disease; she was 35 years old. Daffie visited her cousin, Ileana Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Disease broke out on the Proredemption; two people died.
313.   Daffie Prasun is now 5 years old. The Proredemption is heading S at full-speed.
314.   The Proredemption is heading S at three-quarter speed. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Daffie this year.
315.   The Proredemption is heading S at quarter-speed.
316.   The Proredemption sits motionless on the open sea, 1077 miles from land. Daffie Prasun's half-sister, Carolee Prasun, died at sea aboard the Proredemption after a freak accident; she was 21 years old.
317.   The Proredemption is heading NE at three-quarter speed.
318.   Daffie Prasun is now 10 years old. The Proredemption is heading W at three-quarter speed.
319.   The Proredemption sits motionless on the open sea, 843 miles from land. The crew of the Proredemption, which has been at sea for 8 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Daffie Prasun's father, Gustave Prasun, died aboard the Proredemption, which had become lost at sea; he was 53 years old. Daffie Prasun died aboard the Proredemption, which had become lost at sea; she was 11 years old.