Narrative

328.   Alfonse Reagan Noland was born to Ruby Noland and Alfonse Noland in the town of Robertson, on the island of Port Jervis. He is named after his father, Alfonse Noland. 5 people came to meet Alfonse Noland for the first time this year: Alfonse Noland, Alfonse Noland, Ruby Noland, Corinna Noland, and Alonso Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
329.   Alfonse is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alfonse Noland's younger sister, Kizzee Noland, was born in Robertson.
330.   Alfonse is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alfonse Noland is planning to move to a neighboring town. Alfonse Noland's parents Alfonse Noland and Ruby Noland divorced after 9 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Alfonse Noland and Ruby Noland decided that Ruby will stay in their house, and Alfonse will move out. Alfonse Noland moved out of Zollie House in Robertson. Alfonse Noland moved into Noland House in Robertson. Alfonse Noland moved out of Noland House in Robertson. Alfonse Noland moved into Zollie House in Robertson. Alfonse Noland's mother Ruby Noland married Horace Prasun in Robertson, Port Jervis. Ruby Noland is now named Ruby Prasun.
331.   Alfonse is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alfonse Noland's father Alfonse Noland married Zondra Noland in Silas, Port Jervis.
332.   Alfonse has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Alfonse Noland's younger half-brother, Horace Prasun, was born in Robertson.
333.   Alfonse Noland is now 5 years old. Alfonse Noland's younger half-sister, Elie Prasun, was born in Robertson. Alfonse Noland's half-sister, Elie Prasun, died in Robertson, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
334.   Alfonse Noland made 4 new friends this year: Kizzee Noland, Ruby Prasun, Horace Prasun, and Clayborn Prasun.
335.   Alfonse Noland's parents Zondra Noland and Alfonse Noland divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Alfonse Noland's father Alfonse Noland married Brietta Gilles in Silas, Port Jervis.
336.   Alfonse Noland's parents Brietta Noland and Alfonse Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Alfonse Noland's father Alfonse Noland married Zondra Noland in Silas, Port Jervis.
337.   Alfonse Noland met two new people this year, Florina Prasun and Rianon Prasun. Alfonse Noland made 5 new friends this year: Mariska Noland, Gunther Noland, Claudina Prasun, Florina Prasun, and Kingston Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
338.   Alfonse Noland turned 10.
339.   Alfonse Noland's younger half-brother, Clayborn Prasun, was born in Robertson. Alfonse Noland's half-brother, Clayborn Prasun, died in Robertson, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
340.   Alfonse Noland met 3 new people this year: Pace Prasun, Roddie Prasun, and Richy Prasun. Alfonse just found out from Sophronia Noland that his father Alfonse Noland died in Winthrop, Port Jervis 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 11 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. (Sophronia had recently found this out from Audry Prasun.) Alfonse Noland made 5 new friends this year: Pace Prasun, Michale Prasun, Richy Prasun, Roddie Prasun, and Audry Prasun.
341.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
343.   Alfonse Noland turned 15.
344.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
345.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
346.   Alfonse Noland is now 18 years old. Alfonse Noland's parents Ruby Prasun and Horace Prasun divorced after 16 years of marriage; they had 3 children together.
348.   Alfonse Noland is now 20 years old.
349.   Alfonse Noland's brother, Alonso Noland, murdered Karlen Noland in an act of revenge.
350.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
351.   Alfonse Noland is thinking about leaving Robertson, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
352.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
353.   Alfonse Noland is now 25 years old. Alfonse Noland met one new person this year, Chase Noland. Alfonse Noland made 4 new friends this year: Chase Noland, Camille Prasun, Alexander Prasun, and Claudina Prasun.
355.   Alfonse Noland's mother Ruby Prasun married Horace Prasun in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Robertson, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Alfonse Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Winthrop. Alfonse Noland moved out of Zollie House in Robertson. Alfonse Noland found an uninhabited house in Winthrop, Port Jervis, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Alfonse Noland moved into Prasun House in Winthrop. Alfonse Noland met 10 new people this year: Maddi Prasun, Cornellis Prasun, Alfonse Prasun, Irwin Prasun, Michale Prasun, Hervey Prasun, Lane Prasun, Joelly Prasun, Christean Prasun, and Alessandra Prasun. Alfonse just found out from Murphy Prasun that his uncle Kingston Prasun died of natural causes in Winthrop, Port Jervis 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. (Murphy had recently found this out from Murphy Prasun.) Alfonse Noland made 8 new friends this year: Cornellis Prasun, Irwin Prasun, Murphy Prasun, Hervey Prasun, Christean Prasun, Joelly Prasun, Lane Prasun, and Alessandra Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
356.   Alfonse Noland is thinking about leaving Winthrop, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Alfonse Noland made 3 new friends this year: Ardelia Noland, Maddi Prasun, and Michale Prasun.
357.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
358.   Alfonse Noland turned 30. Alfonse Noland is thinking about leaving Winthrop, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
359.   Alfonse Noland is thinking about leaving Winthrop, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
361.   Alfonse Noland is thinking about leaving Winthrop, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Alfonse visited his friend Zorine Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 33 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis.
362.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
366.   Alfonse Noland married Christean Prasun in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Christean Prasun is now named Christean Noland.
367.   Christean Noland gave birth to a boy named Henrie Richardo Noland, after Henrie Prasun, of whom Alfonse Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
368.   Alfonse Noland turned 40. Christean Noland gave birth to a girl named Cathrin Rafaela Noland, after Cathrin Prasun, of whom Alfonse Noland is the father. Alfonse Noland met two new people this year, Millisent Noland and Tuesday Prasun. Alfonse just found out from Murphy Prasun that his brother Alonso Noland died of disease in Burnwell, Port Jervis 9 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 30 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. (Murphy had recently found this out from Tuesday Prasun.)
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372.   Christean Noland gave birth to a boy named Lenny Vince Noland, after Lenny Prasun, of whom Alfonse Noland is the father. Alfonse Noland met one new person this year, Jordan Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
373.   Christean Noland gave birth to a girl named Katlin Lynnell Noland, after Katlin Prasun, of whom Alfonse Noland is the father.
374.   Alfonse Noland met one new person this year, Alonso Noland.
375.   Christean Noland gave birth to a girl named Ermina Geeta Noland, after Ermina Prasun, of whom Alfonse Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
377.   Alfonse visited his friend Alessandra Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 22 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time.
378.   Alfonse Noland turned 50. Alfonse just found out from Murphy Prasun that his mother Ruby Prasun died of natural causes in Robertson, Port Jervis 13 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 24 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. (Murphy had recently found this out from Roddie Prasun.) Alfonse just found out from Murphy Prasun that his family member Gunther Noland died of disease in Robertson, Port Jervis 17 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 24 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. (Murphy had recently found this out from Cathrin Prasun.) Alfonse visited with his friend Cathrin Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 24 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse just found out from Cathrin Prasun that one of his oldest friends, Sophronia Prasun, died of natural causes in Robertson, Port Jervis 14 years ago. Sophronia and Alfonse first met 49 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis, but hadn't seen each other since 24 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse visited with his family member Roddie Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 24 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis.
379.   Alfonse Noland's son, Lenny Noland, died in Winthrop, Port Jervis, after a freak accident; he was 7 years old. Alfonse Noland met one new person this year, Tristan Noland.
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381.   Christean Noland gave birth to a girl named Barbabra Devi Noland, of whom Alfonse Noland is the father. Alfonse Noland met 3 new people this year: Bryant Prasun, Ethel Prasun, and Ethel Prasun. Alfonse just found out from Ethel Prasun that one of his oldest friends, Horace Prasun, died of natural causes in Robertson, Port Jervis 1 years ago. Horace and Alfonse first met 53 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis, but hadn't seen each other since 27 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse Noland made 3 new friends this year: Ermina Noland, Bryant Prasun, and Ethel Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
382.   Alfonse visited his uncle, Murphy Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
383.   Christean Noland gave birth to a boy named Lenny Wayne Noland, after Lenny Prasun, of whom Alfonse Noland is the father. Alfonse Noland met two new people this year, Merla Prasun and Cathrin Prasun. Alfonse reunited with his sister Joelly Prasun, who he hasn't seen since 21 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Alfonse visited with his family member Lane Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
385.   Alfonse Noland met two new people this year, Lea Noland and Saw Noland.
386.   Alfonse Noland's daughter Cathrin Noland married Pooh Prasun in Winthrop, Port Jervis.
387.   Alfonse Noland met one new person this year, Cathrin Prasun. Alfonse just found out from Mariska Prasun that his nephew Alfonse Prasun died of disease in Burnwell, Port Jervis 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 25 years ago in in Winthrop, Port Jervis. (Mariska had recently found this out from Mariska Prasun.) Alfonse just found out from Mariska Prasun that his nephew Horatio Prasun died of disease in Burnwell, Port Jervis 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 25 years ago in in Winthrop, Port Jervis. (Mariska had recently found this out from Mariska Prasun.) Alfonse visited with his family member Mariska Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 33 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse reunited with his brother Horace Prasun, who he hasn't seen since 33 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis.
388.   Alfonse Noland is now 60 years old. Alfonse Noland met one new person this year, Torey Aldis.
389.   Alfonse Noland met two new people this year, Taffy Prasun and Audry Prasun.
390.   Alfonse Noland met 3 new people this year: Jessica Prasun, Lenny Prasun, and Barbey Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
391.   Alfonse visited with his family member Alexander Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 37 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Zorine Prasun; they first met 63 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis and last saw each other 30 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis.
392.   Alfonse is starting to pick up Monedusus. Alfonse is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Alfonse is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Horace Prasun; they first met 64 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis and last saw each other 38 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis.
393.   Alfonse is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Alfonse Noland met two new people this year, Irita Prasun and Iseabal Prasun. Alfonse visited with his nephew Alfonse Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 30 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Alfonse visited with his niece Fred Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 31 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Alfonse Noland made 3 new friends this year: Jessica Prasun, Irita Prasun, and Alfonse Prasun. Alfonse is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Sophronia Prasun; they first met 64 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis and last saw each other 39 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis.
394.   Alfonse is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Alfonse Noland met two new people this year, Neal Prasun and Lane Prasun.
395.   Alfonse is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
396.   Alfonse is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Alfonse Noland's grandchild, named Willis Noland, was born in the town of Winthrop, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Alfonse's daughter, Ermina Noland. Alfonse Noland's daughter Katlin Noland married Lenny Prasun in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Katlin Noland is now named Katlin Prasun. Alfonse Noland's son Henrie Noland married Merla Prasun in Winthrop, Port Jervis. In Prasun House, their home, Alfonse is attending to Ermina Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse Noland's daughter, Ermina Noland, died in Winthrop, Port Jervis, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 21 years old. Alfonse visited his cousin, Suzan Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse visited his nephew, Alfonse Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse just found out from Mariska Prasun that his family member Richy Prasun died in Robertson, Port Jervis 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 42 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. (Mariska had recently found this out from Phineas Prasun.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
397.   Alfonse is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Alfonse Noland's grandchild, named Glenn Prasun, was born in the town of Winthrop, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Alfonse's daughter, Katlin Prasun. Alfonse visited his cousin, Mariska Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse Noland's granddaughter, Glenn Prasun, died in Winthrop, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Alfonse Noland met 3 new people this year: Tucker Prasun, Alexander Prasun, and Jake Prasun. Alfonse Noland made 4 new friends this year: Willis Noland, Tucker Prasun, Alexander Prasun, and Carlee Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
398.   Alfonse Noland turned 70. Alfonse is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Alfonse Noland's grandchild, named Joelly Noland, was born in the town of Winthrop, Port Jervis; the child's father is Alfonse's son, Henrie Noland. Alfonse Noland met one new person this year, Dareen Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
399.   Alfonse is getting better at speaking Monedusus. The dialect of Monedusus that Alfonse Noland speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Monedusus; as such, Jervisese now speaks Alfonse Alfonse Noland's grandchild, named Gallagher Noland, was born in the town of Winthrop, Port Jervis; the child's father is Alfonse's son, Henrie Noland. Alfonse Noland's grandchild, named Lenny Prasun, was born in the town of Winthrop, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Alfonse's daughter, Katlin Prasun. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own son, the late Lenny Noland; they haven't seen each other since 20 years ago in in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Alfonse Prasun; they last saw each other 37 years ago in in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, Corinna Noland; they haven't seen each other since 54 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Finley Noland; they last saw each other 65 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Alonso Noland; they haven't seen each other since 61 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, Kizzee Noland; they haven't seen each other since 47 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Clayborn Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 60 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Murphy Prasun; they last saw each other 17 years ago in in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Alfonse Prasun; they last saw each other 3 years ago in in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Elie Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 66 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Gunther Noland; they last saw each other 45 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Winton Prasun; they last saw each other 58 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own father, the late Alfonse Noland; they haven't seen each other since 70 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Rianon Prasun; they last saw each other 61 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Audry Prasun; they last saw each other 45 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Hervey Prasun; they last saw each other 35 years ago in in Winthrop, Port Jervis.
400.   Alfonse has become fluent in Jervisese. Alfonse Noland's grandchild, named Horace Prasun, was born in the town of Winthrop, Port Jervis; the child's father is Alfonse's son, Henrie Noland. Alfonse Noland's grandchild, named Julius Prasun, was born in the town of Winthrop, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Alfonse's daughter, Katlin Prasun. Alfonse Noland's daughter Katlin Prasun and Lenny Prasun divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Alfonse Noland's daughter Barbabra Noland married Lenny Prasun in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Alfonse visited his niece, Irita Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse visited his friend Bryant Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Alfonse visited his friend Lenny Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Alfonse visited his friend Lane Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. In Prasun House, their home, Alfonse is attending to Willis Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse Noland's grandson, Willis Noland, died in Winthrop, Port Jervis, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 4 years old. Alfonse visited his daughter, Cathrin Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse Noland's daughter, Cathrin Prasun, died in Winthrop, Port Jervis, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 32 years old. Alfonse Noland met one new person this year, Jabez Noland. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, Camille Prasun; they last saw each other 46 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own mother, the late Ruby Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 46 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse Noland made 3 new friends this year: Gallagher Noland, Jabez Noland, and Dareen Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Lucky Noland; they last saw each other 49 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alfonse is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Kingston Prasun; they last saw each other 50 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis.
401.   Alfonse Noland has fallen ill. Alfonse is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Torey Aldis, Cathrin Aldis, Christean Noland, Lenny Noland, Joelly Noland, Henrie Noland, Merla Noland, Bentley Noland, Jabez Noland, Saw Noland, Fred Noland, Millisent Noland, Gallagher Noland, Jessica Prasun, Horace Prasun, Taffy Prasun, Jake Prasun, Neal Prasun, Iseabal Prasun, Joelly Prasun, Ethel Prasun, Alexander Prasun, Carlee Prasun, Julius Prasun, Barbey Prasun, Cathrin Prasun, Katlin Prasun, Audry Prasun, Lea Prasun, Tucker Prasun, Lenny Prasun, Alexander Prasun, Dareen Prasun, Lane Prasun, Olenka Prasun, Estell Prasun, Horace Prasun, and Barbabra Prasun. Alfonse Noland died in Winthrop, Port Jervis, of natural causes; he was 73 years old. Alfonse Noland was laid to rest in the Winthrop cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
403.   Alfonse Noland's grandchild, named Keren Prasun, was born in the town of Winthrop, Port Jervis; the child's father is Alfonse's son, Henrie Noland.
405.   Alfonse Noland's grandchild, named Frankie Noland, was born in the town of Burnwell, Port Jervis; the child's father is Alfonse's son, Henrie Noland.
406.   Alfonse Noland's grandchild, named Alfonse Noland, was born in the town of Burnwell, Port Jervis; the child's father is Alfonse's son, Henrie Noland.
407.   Alfonse Noland's son Lenny Noland married Olenka Prasun in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Olenka Prasun is now named Olenka Noland.
408.   Alfonse Noland's grandchild, named Curtis Noland, was born in the town of Winthrop, Port Jervis; the child's father is Alfonse's son, Lenny Noland.