Narrative

323.   Haywood Harvard Aldis was born to Celinka Aldis and Harvard Aldis in the town of Bon Air, on the island of Port Jervis. He is named after his uncle, Haywood Shumeet. 5 people came to meet Haywood Aldis for the first time this year: Harvard Aldis, Haywood Aldis, Sid Gilles, Celinka Aldis, and Pippa Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
324.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Haywood Aldis made 9 new friends this year: Rebbecca Aldis, Lola Aldis, Celinka Aldis, Capt. Bernd Aldis, Dode Gilles, Sid Gilles, Merle Prasun, Isa Quinn, and Kippie Shumeet.
325.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Haywood Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Sarina Gilles, Kelila Prasun, and Cherianne Shumeet.
326.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Locke Quinn is trying to gather up a group of people in Bon Air for an expedition on the Pterodactyloid, which Capt. Stacy Aldis has agreed to lead. Harvard Aldis declined an invitation from Locke Quinn to leave Bon Air on the Pterodactyloid, for unstated reasons. Haywood Aldis's younger brother, Harvard Aldis, was born in Bon Air. Haywood Aldis's parents Harvard Aldis and Celinka Aldis divorced after 6 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Harvard Aldis and Celinka Aldis decided that Celinka will stay in their house, and Harvard will move out. In Gilles House, their home, Haywood is attending to Dode Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
327.   Haywood has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Capt. Bernd Aldis is trying to gather up a group of people in Bon Air for an expedition on the Telangiectasy, which Capt. Bernd Aldis has agreed to lead. Celinka Aldis reluctantly accepted an invitation from Capt. Bernd Aldis to leave Bon Air on the Telangiectasy. Haywood Aldis moved out of Gilles House in Bon Air. Haywood Aldis boarded the Telangiectasy from the port of Bon Air, Port Jervis.
328.   Haywood Aldis is now 5 years old. The Telangiectasy is heading E at half-speed. Haywood Aldis's mother Celinka Aldis married Sid Gilles on the Telangiectasy; they now share quarters aboard the Telangiectasy, along with children Pippa Aldis and Haywood Aldis. Celinka Aldis is now named Celinka Gilles.
329.   The Telangiectasy is heading W at full-speed. The crew of the Telangiectasy have spotted land. The Telangiectasy is approaching the island of Death Isle. Telangiectasy is now docked at Prasun Hill, on Death Isle. Sid Gilles found an uninhabited house in Prasun Hill, Death Isle, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Haywood Aldis moved into Prasun House in Prasun Hill. Haywood Aldis moved out of Prasun House in Telangiectasy. Haywood Aldis moved out of Prasun House in Prasun Hill.
330.   Sid Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Prasun Hill for an expedition on the Telangiectasy, which Capt. Bernd Aldis has agreed to lead. Celinka Gilles eagerly agreed to go on the journey; their children Pippa Aldis and Haywood Aldis will also come along. Haywood Aldis moved out of Prasun House in Prasun Hill. Haywood Aldis boarded the Telangiectasy from the port of Prasun Hill, Death Isle. Capt. Bernd Aldis has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Telangiectasy, under command of Capt. Bernd Aldis, has left the harbor at Prasun Hill, Death Isle. The Telangiectasy is heading S at quarter-speed. Haywood Aldis met two new people this year, Aditya Aldis and Sandy Aldis. Haywood Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Katie Aldis, Jacquelyn Aldis, and Sylvia Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
331.   The Telangiectasy is heading S at quarter-speed.
332.   The Telangiectasy is heading N at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Telangiectasy have spotted land. The Telangiectasy is approaching the island of Hornbeak. Telangiectasy is now docked at Harwinton, on Hornbeak. Sid Gilles caught word of an uninhabited house in Harwinton, Hornbeak, called Guillermo House, that could be resided in. Haywood Aldis moved into Guillermo House in Harwinton. Haywood Aldis moved out of Guillermo House in Telangiectasy. Haywood Aldis moved out of Guillermo House in Harwinton. Haywood Aldis's younger half-brother, Sid Gilles, was born in Harwinton. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
333.   Haywood Aldis is now 10 years old.
334.   Haywood Aldis's younger half-brother, Giovanni Gilles, was born in Harwinton. Haywood Aldis's half-brother, Giovanni Gilles, died in Harwinton, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Haywood Aldis met 3 new people this year: Baillie Guillermo, Rickey Guillermo, and Olympie Guillermo.
335.   Haywood Aldis's father Harvard Aldis married Sarina Gilles in Bon Air, Port Jervis.
336.   Haywood Aldis's parents Celinka Gilles and Sid Gilles divorced after 8 years of marriage; they had 2 children together.
338.   Haywood Aldis is now 15 years old. Haywood Aldis met 5 new people this year: Joly Zollie, Rinaldo Vaclav, Lockwood Zollie, Elisabeth Zollie, and Jasmina Zollie. Haywood Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Lockwood Zollie, Jasmina Zollie, Ronica Zollie, and Elisabeth Zollie.
340.   Haywood Aldis met 4 new people this year: Valentin Zollie, Katusha Guillermo, Floyd Zollie, and Lamont Guillermo.
341.   Haywood Aldis turned 18. Haywood Aldis married Sylvia Aldis in Harwinton, Hornbeak. Haywood Aldis met one new person this year, Jereme Aldis. Haywood Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Ferdinand Guillermo, Lamont Guillermo, Rinaldo Vaclav, Valentin Zollie, and Jasmina Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
342.   Sylvia Aldis gave birth to a boy named Petr Samuel Aldis, of whom Haywood Aldis is the father. Haywood Aldis's son, Petr Aldis, died in Harwinton, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
343.   Haywood Aldis turned 20. Lockwood Zollie is trying to gather up a group of people in Harwinton for an expedition on the Telangiectasy, which Lockwood Zollie has agreed to lead. Haywood Aldis enthusiastically accepted an invitation from Lockwood Zollie to leave Harwinton on the Telangiectasy, but will have to consult family. Sylvia Aldis reluctantly agreed to go on the journey. Haywood Aldis moved out of Guillermo House in Harwinton. Haywood Aldis boarded the Telangiectasy from the port of Harwinton, Hornbeak. The group about to board the Telangiectasy has decided that, rather than Lockwood Zollie naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Andy Aldis's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Lockwood Zollie vocally disagrees. The Telangiectasy, under command of Capt. Andy Aldis, has left the harbor at Harwinton, Hornbeak. The Telangiectasy is heading W at three-quarter speed. As an act of mutiny, Lockwood Zollie is going to attempt to murder Capt. Andy Aldis, whose decision-making aboard the Telangiectasy has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Lockwood Zollie murdered 19-year-old Capt. Andy Aldis at sea aboard the Telangiectasy as an act of mutiny. Lockwood Zollie has installed himself as the new captain of the Telangiectasy; he has never captained a ship before. As Capt. Lockwood Zollie's first order of business, he will immediately navigate the Telangiectasy toward the nearest island. The Telangiectasy is approaching the shores of Hornbeak at full speed. Telangiectasy is now docked at Rockland, on Hornbeak. Haywood Aldis is attempting to find an open lot in Rockland, Hornbeak, on which a house could be built. Haywood Aldis moved into Aldis House in Rockland.
344.   Sylvia Aldis gave birth to a boy named Bernd Bernie Aldis, after Capt. Bernd Aldis, of whom Haywood Aldis is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
345.   Haywood Aldis's son, Bernd Aldis, died in Rockland, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old.
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347.   Sylvia Aldis gave birth to a girl named Phoebe Maisie Aldis, of whom Haywood Aldis is the father. Haywood Aldis met one new person this year, Northrop Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
348.   Haywood Aldis is now 25 years old.
349.   Haywood Aldis met 7 new people this year: Jeanine Vaclav, Ambrosia Vaclav, Husein Vaclav, Zita Vaclav, Harald Vaclav, Garnet Aldis, and Tyrus Vaclav. Haywood Aldis made 8 new friends this year: Bonnee Aldis, Garnet Aldis, Yves Vaclav, Peggy Vaclav, Ambrosia Vaclav, Harald Vaclav, Jeanine Vaclav, and Tyrus Vaclav.
350.   Haywood Aldis is planning to move to a bigger town. Haywood Aldis moved to Vandalia, 8 miles away from Rockland. Haywood Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Rockland. Haywood Aldis found an uninhabited house in Vandalia, Hornbeak, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Haywood Aldis moved into Aldis House in Vandalia. Haywood Aldis met 23 new people this year: Irwin Aldis, Hillard Aldis, Collin Aldis, Storm Zollie, Silvan Aldis, Dorette Zollie, Peggi Aldis, Brandise Aldis, Connie Aldis, Kelley Aldis, Bebe Aldis, Erl Vaclav, Marc Aldis, Otis Aldis, Lem Aldis, Nady Aldis, Lark Aldis, Fairfax Aldis, Caron Aldis, Tammy Aldis, Pattie Aldis, Rosanna Zollie, and Franklyn Aldis. Haywood Aldis made 17 new friends this year: Otis Aldis, Nady Aldis, Phoebe Aldis, Dominique Aldis, Dell Aldis, Collin Aldis, Lark Aldis, Lelah Aldis, Leontine Aldis, Frankie Aldis, Dorette Aldis, Pattie Aldis, Franklyn Aldis, Philomena Zollie, Dorette Zollie, Storm Zollie, and Rosanna Zollie.
351.   Haywood Aldis met two new people this year, Pail Aldis and Nady Aldis. Haywood Aldis made 7 new friends this year: Rolph Aldis, Marc Aldis, Silvan Aldis, Bebe Aldis, Rosanna Aldis, Fairfax Aldis, and Northrop Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
352.   Haywood Aldis asked Sylvia Aldis for a divorce; Sylvia Aldis agreed to it. Haywood Aldis and Sylvia Aldis divorced after 11 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Haywood Aldis and Sylvia Aldis decided that their child, Phoebe, will live with Sylvia. Haywood Aldis and Sylvia Aldis decided that Sylvia will stay in their house, and Haywood will move out. Haywood Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Vandalia. Haywood Aldis moved into Aldis House in Vandalia. Haywood Aldis had a sexual liaison with Toby Aldis. Haywood visited his friend Dorette Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Haywood visited his friend Collin Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Haywood Aldis met one new person this year, Orrin Aldis. Haywood Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Tammy Aldis, Brandise Aldis, Toby Aldis, and Hillard Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
353.   Haywood Aldis turned 30. Haywood visited his friend Northrop Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Rockland, Hornbeak. Haywood visited his friend Rosanna Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Haywood visited his friend Jasmina Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Harwinton, Hornbeak. Haywood visited his nephew, Otis Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Haywood Aldis met one new person this year, Lilah Aldis. Haywood Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Pammi Aldis, Maude Aldis, Husein Vaclav, and Zita Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
354.   Haywood Aldis had a sexual liaison with Leontine Aldis. Haywood visited his friend Elisabeth Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Harwinton, Hornbeak.
355.   Leontine Aldis gave birth to a boy named Harmon Alasdair Aldis, of whom Haywood Aldis is the father. Haywood Aldis took his own life in Vandalia, Hornbeak; he was 32 years old. Haywood Aldis was laid to rest in the Vandalia cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
372.   Haywood Aldis's son Harmon Aldis married Bessy Gilles in Vandalia, Hornbeak.
373.   Haywood Aldis's grandchild, named Merlina Aldis, was born in the town of Vandalia, Hornbeak; the child's father is Haywood's son, Harmon Aldis.
374.   Haywood Aldis's grandchild, named Alina Aldis, was born in the town of Vandalia, Hornbeak; the child's father is Haywood's son, Harmon Aldis.
375.   Haywood Aldis's grandchild, named Celinka Aldis, was born in the town of Gordonville, Death Isle; the child's mother is Haywood's daughter, Phoebe Aldis. Haywood Aldis's daughter Phoebe Aldis married Capt. Joe Noland in Gordonville, Death Isle.
376.   Haywood Aldis's grandchild, named Osgood Aldis, was born in the wilderness of Hornbeak; the child's father is Haywood's son, Harmon Aldis. Haywood Aldis's grandchild, named Hussein Noland, was born in the town of Gordonville, Death Isle; the child's mother is Haywood's daughter, Phoebe Noland. Haywood Aldis's son Harmon Aldis and Bessy Aldis divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Harmon Aldis and Bessy Aldis decided that their child, Osgood, will live with Bessy.
377.   Haywood Aldis's grandchild, named Lolita Noland, was born in the town of Gordonville, Death Isle; the child's mother is Haywood's daughter, Phoebe Noland.
379.   Haywood Aldis's grandchild, named Deane Noland, was born in the town of Gordonville, Death Isle; the child's mother is Haywood's daughter, Phoebe Noland.
383.   Haywood Aldis's grandchild, named Sloan Noland, was born in the town of Gordonville, Death Isle; the child's mother is Haywood's daughter, Phoebe Noland.
385.   Haywood Aldis's grandchild, named Sharyl Noland, was born at sea on the Hemiamblyopia; the child's mother is Haywood's daughter, Phoebe Noland.
386.   Haywood Aldis's son Harmon Aldis married Hortense Zollie in Aldis Town, Hornbeak. Hortense Zollie is now named Hortense Aldis.
387.   Haywood Aldis's grandchild, named Bobina Aldis, was born in the town of Aldis Town, Hornbeak; the child's father is Haywood's son, Harmon Aldis. Haywood Aldis's grandchild, named Bartholomeus Noland, was born at sea on the Hemiamblyopia; the child's mother is Haywood's daughter, Phoebe Noland. Haywood Aldis's son Harmon Aldis and Hortense Aldis divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Harmon Aldis and Hortense Aldis decided that their child, Bobina, will live with Hortense. Haywood Aldis's son Harmon Aldis married Clarita Myke in Aldis Town, Hornbeak.
388.   Haywood Aldis's grandchild, named Lianne Aldis, was born in the town of Aldis Town, Hornbeak; the child's father is Haywood's son, Harmon Aldis.
389.   Haywood Aldis's grandchild, named Giffard Noland, was born in the town of Glenwood, Wauseon; the child's mother is Haywood's daughter, Phoebe Noland. Haywood Aldis's daughter Phoebe Noland and Capt. Joe Noland divorced after 14 years of marriage; they had 6 children together.
390.   Haywood Aldis's grandchild, named Baron Aldis, was born in the town of Waugh, Hornbeak; the child's father is Haywood's son, Harmon Aldis.
392.   Haywood Aldis's son Harmon Aldis and Clarita Aldis divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Harmon Aldis and Clarita Aldis decided that their children, Lianne and Baron, will live with Clarita.
398.   Haywood Aldis's daughter Phoebe Noland married Jessee Quinn in Limestone, Wauseon.
405.   Haywood Aldis's grandson, Bartholomeus Noland, murdered 18-year-old Natale Prasun in Prasun Lake, Silas.
408.   Haywood Aldis's grandson, Bartholomeus Noland, killed 55-year-old Dimitri Prasun in self-defense in Prasun Lake, Silas, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim.