Narrative

353.   Alexander Rolf Prasun was born to Audry Prasun and Michale Prasun in the town of Robertson, on the island of Port Jervis. 15 people came to meet Alexander Prasun for the first time this year: Cathrin Prasun, Horace Prasun, Pascale Prasun, Kizzee Noland, Michale Prasun, Alexander Prasun, Pace Prasun, Audry Prasun, Alfonse Noland, Claudina Prasun, Florina Prasun, Gunther Noland, Richy Prasun, Mariska Prasun, and Roddie Prasun. 3 people came to meet Alexander Prasun for the first time this year: Horace Prasun, Sophronia Prasun, and Clayborn Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
354.   Alexander is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alexander Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Mariska Prasun, Ruby Prasun, Sophronia Prasun, and Audry Prasun.
355.   Alexander is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
356.   Alexander is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
357.   Alexander has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Alexander Prasun's younger brother, Teador Prasun, was born in Robertson.
358.   Alexander Prasun turned 5. Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Camille Prasun.
359.   Alexander Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Camille Prasun, Claudina Prasun, and Caro Prasun.
360.   Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Nanine Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
361.   Alexander visited his cousin, Gunther Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Brietta Noland. Alexander Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Brietta Noland, Teador Prasun, and Joanne Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
362.   Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Darwin Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
363.   Alexander Prasun turned 10. Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Siward Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
364.   Alexander visited his friend Sophronia Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Alexander Prasun met 3 new people this year: Bryant Prasun, Alisun Prasun, and Abdulkarim Prasun. Alexander Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Lark Prasun, Abdulkarim Prasun, and Siward Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
365.   Alexander visited his friend Ruby Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
366.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
367.   Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Clayborn Prasun.
368.   Alexander Prasun is now 15 years old.
369.   Alexander visited his friend Brietta Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time.
371.   Alexander Prasun turned 18. In Noland House, their home, Alexander is attending to Michale Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alexander Prasun's father, Michale Prasun, died in Robertson, Port Jervis, of natural causes; he was 68 years old.
372.   Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Lenny Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
373.   Alexander Prasun is now 20 years old. Alexander visited his aunt, Claudina Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
374.   Alexander visited his friend Clayborn Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 21 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Pascale Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
375.   Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Alessandra Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
377.   Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Tristan Noland.
378.   Alexander Prasun turned 25.
379.   In Noland House, their home, Alexander is attending to Audry Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alexander Prasun's mother, Audry Prasun, died in Robertson, Port Jervis, of natural causes; she was 63 years old. Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Edmond Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
381.   Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Elie Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
382.   Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Claudina Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
383.   Alexander Prasun is now 30 years old. Alexander Prasun is thinking about leaving Robertson, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Lark Prasun had an affair with Alexander Prasun; she is now pregnant. Lark Prasun had an affair with Alexander Prasun; Lark's husband, Pace Prasun, did not find out. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
384.   Lark Prasun gave birth to a girl named Audry Cherey Prasun, after Audry Prasun, of whom Alexander Prasun is the father. Alexander Prasun met two new people this year, Clayborn Prasun and Tait Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
385.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
386.   Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Lane Prasun.
387.   Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Iseabal Prasun.
388.   Alexander Prasun is thinking about leaving Robertson, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
389.   Alexander Prasun is thinking about leaving Robertson, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Abbott Noland. Alexander visited with his friend Lenny Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
390.   Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Jabez Noland.
391.   Alexander Prasun has made up his mind: he is going to leave Robertson, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Alexander Prasun decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Winthrop. Alexander Prasun moved out of Noland House in Robertson. Alexander Prasun found an uninhabited house in Winthrop, Port Jervis, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Alexander Prasun moved into Prasun House in Winthrop. Alexander Prasun met 15 new people this year: Taffy Prasun, Audry Prasun, Estell Noland, Torey Aldis, Ermina Noland, Henrie Noland, Cathrin Prasun, Suzan Aldis, Saw Noland, Bentley Noland, Cathrin Prasun, Merla Prasun, Kelwin Prasun, Barbey Prasun, and Barbabra Noland. Alexander visited with his nephew Bryant Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alexander visited with his niece Ethel Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alexander visited with his friend Cathrin Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alexander visited with his family member Alfonse Noland, who he hadn't seen since 37 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alexander visited with his family member Mariska Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alexander visited with his friend Horace Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alexander Prasun made 13 new friends this year: Torey Aldis, Suzan Aldis, Henrie Noland, Barbabra Noland, Ermina Noland, Christean Noland, Bentley Noland, Kelwin Prasun, Lane Prasun, Cathrin Prasun, Cathrin Prasun, Joelly Prasun, and Merla Prasun.
392.   Alexander is starting to pick up Monedusus. Alexander is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Lenny Noland.
393.   Alexander Prasun is now 40 years old. Alexander is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Alexander Prasun married Lea Noland in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Lea Noland is now named Lea Prasun. Alexander Prasun met two new people this year, Fred Prasun and Jessica Prasun. Alexander Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Fred Prasun, Iseabal Prasun, and Lea Prasun.
394.   Alexander is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Neal Prasun.
395.   Alexander is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
396.   Alexander is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Lea Prasun gave birth to a boy named Alexander Xavier Prasun; he is named for his father Alexander Rolf Prasun. Alexander visited his friend Ermina Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alexander visited his cousin, Suzan Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alexander visited his friend Alfonse Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alexander just found out from Mariska Prasun that his brother Richy Prasun died in Robertson, Port Jervis 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. (Mariska had recently found this out from Phineas Prasun.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
397.   Alexander is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Alexander visited his cousin, Mariska Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alexander Prasun met two new people this year, Carlee Prasun and Jake Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
398.   Alexander is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Alexander Prasun met 3 new people this year: Elie Noland, Murphy Noland, and Joelly Noland. Alexander visited with his friend Alonso Noland, who he hadn't seen since 25 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
399.   Alexander has become fluent in Monedusus. The dialect of Monedusus that Alexander Prasun speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Monedusus; as such, Jervisese now speaks Alexander Alexander Prasun met two new people this year, Oberon Noland and Dareen Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
400.   Alexander visited his friend Irita Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 36 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alexander visited his nephew, Bryant Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alexander visited his friend Lenny Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 28 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alexander visited his friend Lane Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alexander visited his friend Cathrin Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Alexander Prasun met two new people this year, Lenny Prasun and Horace Prasun.
401.   Alexander visited his cousin, Alfonse Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alexander visited his cousin, Lane Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alexander just found out from Joanne Prasun that his family member Florina Prasun died of natural causes in Robertson, Port Jervis 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 11 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. (Joanne had recently found this out from Horace Prasun.) Alexander visited with his family member Horace Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 26 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alexander visited with his friend Joanne Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 26 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis.
402.   Alexander Prasun met 3 new people this year: Cinda Prasun, Julius Prasun, and Ondrea Prasun. Alexander Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Ondrea Prasun, Laverne Prasun, and Dareen Prasun.
403.   Alexander Prasun turned 50. Alexander Prasun met 3 new people this year: Wilek Prasun, Tabina Prasun, and Alessandra Prasun. Alexander just found out from Joanne Prasun that his family member Cornellis Prasun died of natural causes in Batavia, Port Jervis 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 31 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. (Joanne had recently found this out from Joelly Prasun.)
404.   Alexander visited his friend Horace Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 51 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alexander visited his friend Millisent Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Alexander just found out from Horace Prasun that his brother Roddie Prasun died of natural causes in Burnwell, Port Jervis 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 27 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. (Horace had recently found this out from Pooh Prasun.) Alexander caught up with an old acquaintance, Clayborn Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis.
405.   Alexander Prasun met one new person this year, Keren Prasun. Alexander caught up with an old acquaintance, Claudina Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alexander visited with his nephew Barron Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alexander visited with his nephew Bradford Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis.
406.   Alexander Prasun met 4 new people this year: Mariska Prasun, Justis Prasun, Fraser Prasun, and Irwin Prasun. Alexander visited with his family member Pascale Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alexander visited with his friend Claudina Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
407.   Alexander Prasun met 5 new people this year: Finley Aldis, Torey Aldis, Mariska Prasun, Shimon Prasun, and Anette Prasun. Alexander is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Clayborn Prasun; they first met 54 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis and last saw each other 33 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alexander this year.
408.   Alexander Prasun met 3 new people this year: Manon Prasun, Curtis Noland, and Clem Aldis. Alexander is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Lenny Prasun; they first met 36 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis and last saw each other 8 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Alexander Prasun made 5 new friends this year: Olenka Noland, Claudina Prasun, Anette Prasun, Julius Prasun, and Tabina Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alexander this year.