Narrative

356.   Tait Lenny Noland was born to Corinna Noland and Wilmar Noland in the town of Glacier View, on the island of Port Jervis. He is named after his father's cousin, Tait Gilles. 7 people came to meet Tait Noland for the first time this year: Jules Noland, Wilmar Noland, Lonni Noland, Wilmar Noland, Corinna Noland, Tait Noland, and Pepe Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Tait this year.
357.   Tait is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
358.   Tait is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Tait Noland's younger brother, Emmet Noland, was born in Glacier View. Tait Noland's brother, Emmet Noland, died in Glacier View, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
359.   Tait is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Tait Noland's younger sister, Harriot Noland, was born in Glacier View.
360.   Tait has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
361.   Tait Noland is now 5 years old.
362.   Tait Noland's younger brother, Jabez Noland, was born in Glacier View. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Tait this year.
363.   Tait Noland's parents Corinna Noland and Wilmar Noland divorced after 14 years of marriage; they had 9 children together. Corinna Noland and Wilmar Noland decided that Wilmar will stay in their house, and Corinna will move out. Tait Noland moved out of Noland House in Glacier View. Tait Noland moved into Noland House in Glacier View.
366.   Tait Noland is now 10 years old.
371.   Tait Noland turned 15.
374.   Tait Noland is now 18 years old.
375.   Tait Noland's father Wilmar Noland married Corinna Noland in Glacier View, Port Jervis. Tait Noland's mother Corinna Noland married Wilmar Noland in Glacier View, Port Jervis.
376.   Tait Noland is now 20 years old. Tait Noland's younger sister, Dawn Noland, was born in the town of Glacier View, on the island of Port Jervis. Tait Noland is thinking about leaving Glacier View, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
379.   Tait Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Glacier View, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Tait Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Thompson's Station. Tait Noland moved out of Noland House in Glacier View. Tait Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Thompson's Station, Port Jervis, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Tait Noland moved into Prasun House in Thompson's Station.
380.   Tait Noland's parents Corinna Noland and Wilmar Noland divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 11 children together.
381.   Tait Noland is now 25 years old.
382.   Tait Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Tait Noland moved to Batavia, 2 miles away from Thompson's Station. Tait Noland moved out of Prasun House in Thompson's Station. Tait Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Batavia, Port Jervis, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Tait Noland moved into Noland House in Batavia. Tait Noland met 10 new people this year: Alessandra Prasun, Alessandra Prasun, Cornellis Prasun, Thadeus Prasun, Bertie Prasun, Hurley Prasun, Siward Prasun, Stephi Prasun, Lenny Prasun, and Rustin Prasun. Tait Noland made 5 new friends this year: Cornellis Prasun, Joanne Prasun, Teodora Prasun, Lenny Prasun, and Bertie Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tait this year.
383.   Tait Noland met one new person this year, Laverne Prasun. Tait Noland made 4 new friends this year: Laverne Prasun, Rustin Prasun, Thadeus Prasun, and Hurley Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tait this year.
384.   Tait Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Batavia, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Tait Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Robertson. Tait Noland moved out of Noland House in Batavia. Tait Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Robertson, Port Jervis, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Tait Noland moved into Noland House in Robertson. Tait Noland's father Wilmar Noland married Corinna Noland in Glacier View, Port Jervis. Tait Noland's mother Corinna Noland married Wilmar Noland in Glacier View, Port Jervis. Tait Noland met 15 new people this year: Teador Prasun, Julietta Prasun, Alisun Prasun, Teador Prasun, Pooh Prasun, Florina Prasun, Abdulkarim Prasun, Claudina Prasun, Pascale Prasun, Barron Prasun, Phineas Prasun, Michale Prasun, Edmond Prasun, Irita Prasun, and Alice Prasun. Tait Noland made 15 new friends this year: Jordan Noland, Lark Prasun, Julietta Prasun, Pooh Prasun, Irita Prasun, Pace Prasun, Pascale Prasun, Teador Prasun, Barron Prasun, Alice Prasun, Phineas Prasun, Michale Prasun, Caro Prasun, Abdulkarim Prasun, and Alisun Prasun.
385.   Tait Noland met two new people this year, Clayborn Prasun and Audry Prasun.
386.   Tait Noland is now 30 years old. Tait Noland met 3 new people this year: Lane Prasun, Alfonse Prasun, and Irita Prasun.
387.   Tait Noland married Alice Prasun in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alice Prasun is now named Alice Noland. Tait Noland met one new person this year, Iseabal Prasun. Tait Noland made 4 new friends this year: Tristan Noland, Richy Prasun, Iseabal Prasun, and Olenka Prasun.
388.   Alice Noland gave birth to a boy named Alfonse Wilmar Noland, after Alfonse Noland, of whom Tait Noland is the father. Tait Noland's son, Alfonse Noland, died in Robertson, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Tait Noland met two new people this year, Bradford Prasun and Gunner Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tait this year.
389.   Alice Noland gave birth to a boy named Abbott Tait Noland, of whom Tait Noland is the father. Tait Noland's parents Wilmar Noland and Corinna Noland divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 11 children together. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tait this year.
390.   Tait reunited with his brother Jabez Noland, who he hasn't seen since 12 years ago in Glacier View, Port Jervis.
391.   Tait Noland's mother Corinna Noland married Wilmar Noland in Glacier View, Port Jervis. Tait Noland's father Wilmar Noland married Corinna Noland in Glacier View, Port Jervis. Tait Noland met one new person this year, Silvan Noland.
392.   Alice Noland gave birth to a boy named Pace Lazare Noland, after Pace Prasun, of whom Tait Noland is the father. Alice Noland had an affair with Pascale Prasun; Alice's husband, Tait Noland, did not find out. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tait this year.
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394.   Alice Noland gave birth to a girl named Corinna Benedicta Noland, after Corinna Noland, of whom Tait Noland is the father. Tait Noland decided to leave Robertson, but his wife Alice Noland argued timidly against the idea; Tait dropped the subject and will stay afterall. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tait this year.
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396.   Tait Noland is now 40 years old. Alice Noland gave birth to a boy named Jephthah Tait Noland, of whom Tait Noland is the father. Tait Noland decided to leave Robertson, and his wife Alice Noland didn't object; they will do so shortly. Tait Noland's wife, Alice Noland, and children, Pace Noland, Jephthah Noland, Corinna Noland, and Abbott Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Tait. Tait Noland moved out of Noland House in Robertson. Tait Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Port Jervis at a swift pace. Tait Noland stopped in the woods just outside Robertson. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Tait this year.
397.   Alice Noland gave birth to a boy named Timothee Vernor Noland, of whom Tait Noland is the father. Tait Noland's son, Timothee Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Port Jervis from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
399.   Tait is starting to pick up Jervisi. Tait is getting better at speaking Jervisi.
400.   Tait is getting better at speaking Jervisi.
401.   Tait is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Tait Noland's son, Pace Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Port Jervis of starvation; he was 9 years old. Tait Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Port Jervis, and his wife Alice Noland argued against the idea, but then relented; they will do so shortly. Tait Noland's wife, Alice Noland, and children, Jephthah Noland, Corinna Noland, and Abbott Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Tait. Tait Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Port Jervis at a swift pace. Tait Noland traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Tait just found out from Teador Prasun that his family member Irita Prasun died of disease in Winthrop, Port Jervis 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. (Teador had recently found this out from Pascale Prasun.) Tait just found out from Teador Prasun that his family member Alfonse Prasun died of disease in Winthrop, Port Jervis 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Robertson, Port Jervis. (Teador had recently found this out from Florina Prasun.)
402.   Tait is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Tait Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Port Jervis, and his wife Alice Noland enthusiastically agreed; they will do so shortly. Tait Noland's wife, Alice Noland, and children, Jephthah Noland, Corinna Noland, and Abbott Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Tait. Tait Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Port Jervis at a leisurely pace. Tait Noland traveled 19 miles east in the wilderness of Port Jervis.
403.   Tait is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Alice Noland gave birth to a boy named Aharon Mordecai Noland, of whom Tait Noland is the father. Tait Noland's son, Aharon Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Port Jervis from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Tait Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Port Jervis, but his wife Alice Noland argued against the idea; Tait acquiesced and will stay afterall.
404.   Tait is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Tait Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Port Jervis, and his wife Alice Noland didn't object; they will do so shortly. Tait Noland's wife, Alice Noland, and children, Jephthah Noland, Corinna Noland, and Abbott Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Tait. Tait Noland is moving north from Wilderness of Port Jervis at a swift pace. Tait Noland traveled 8 miles north in the wilderness of Port Jervis.
405.   Tait is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Tait Noland and Alice Noland divorced after 18 years of marriage; they had 7 children together. Tait Noland and Alice Noland decided that their children, Abbott, Corinna, and Jephthah, will live with Alice. Tait Noland and Alice Noland decided that Alice will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Port Jervis, and Tait will leave. Tait Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Port Jervis; he will do so shortly. Tait Noland is moving north from Wilderness of Port Jervis at a brisk pace. Tait Noland traveled 4 miles north in the wilderness of Port Jervis.
406.   Tait Noland turned 50. Tait is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Tait Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Port Jervis; he will do so shortly. Tait Noland is moving north from Wilderness of Port Jervis at a swift pace. Tait Noland traveled 11 miles north in the wilderness of Port Jervis.
407.   Tait is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Tait Noland died alone in the wilderness of Port Jervis of starvation; he was 51 years old. Since there is no one in the vicinity of where Tait Noland died, he was not buried or given a gravestone.