Narrative

348.   Alonso Michale Noland was born to Sula Noland and Alonso Noland in the town of Burnwell, on the island of Port Jervis. He is named after his father, Alonso Noland. 7 people came to meet Alonso Noland for the first time this year: Thadeus Vaclav, Sula Noland, Alonso Noland, Alonso Noland, Elie Noland, Finley Noland, and Alfonse Noland. Alonso Noland's brother, Alfonse Noland, died in Burnwell, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alonso this year.
349.   Alonso is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alonso Noland's father, Alonso Noland, murdered Karlen Noland in an act of revenge.
350.   Alonso is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alonso Noland's younger sister, Cindi Noland, was born in Burnwell. Alonso Noland made 3 new friends this year: Lark Vaclav, Thadeus Vaclav, and Alisun Vaclav.
351.   Alonso is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alonso Noland's sister, Cindi Noland, died in Burnwell, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
352.   Alonso has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
353.   Alonso Noland turned 5. Alonso Noland's younger brother, Tait Noland, was born in Burnwell.
354.   Alonso Noland's younger brother, Bertram Noland, was born in Burnwell. Alonso Noland's brother, Bertram Noland, died in Burnwell, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
358.   Alonso Noland is now 10 years old.
359.   Alonso Noland's parents Alonso Noland and Sula Noland divorced after 14 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Alonso Noland and Sula Noland decided that Sula will stay in their house, and Alonso will move out. Alonso visited his father, Alonso Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alonso Noland's father, Alonso Noland, died in Burnwell, Port Jervis, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 37 years old.
360.   Alonso Noland met one new person this year, Alisun Prasun.
361.   Alonso Noland met one new person this year, Abdulkarim Prasun.
363.   Alonso Noland is now 15 years old. Alonso Noland met 7 new people this year: Bryant Prasun, Maddi Prasun, Horatio Prasun, Dannye Prasun, Alfonse Prasun, Alfonse Prasun, and Fred Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alonso this year.
364.   Alonso Noland made 3 new friends this year: Horatio Prasun, Alfonse Prasun, and Joelly Prasun.
366.   Alonso Noland is now 18 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alonso this year.
368.   Alonso Noland turned 20. Alonso Noland is planning to move to a smaller town. Alonso Noland decided to leave Burnwell; he will do so shortly. Alonso Noland moved out of Noland House in Burnwell. Alonso Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Port Jervis at a swift pace. Alonso Noland stopped in the woods just outside Burnwell. Alonso Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Minneapolis, Port Jervis, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Alonso Noland moved into Prasun House in Minneapolis.
371.   Alonso Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Alonso Noland moved to Robertson, 3 miles away from Minneapolis. Alonso Noland moved out of Prasun House in Minneapolis. Alonso Noland found an uninhabited house in Robertson, Port Jervis, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Alonso Noland moved into Prasun House in Robertson. Alonso Noland met 15 new people this year: Teador Prasun, Ethel Prasun, Camille Prasun, Siward Prasun, Caro Prasun, Clayborn Prasun, Lenny Prasun, Alice Prasun, Phineas Prasun, Zach Prasun, Alexander Prasun, Claudina Prasun, Pooh Prasun, Irita Prasun, and Nanine Prasun. Alonso Noland made 15 new friends this year: Camille Prasun, Horace Prasun, Mariska Prasun, Zach Prasun, Clayborn Prasun, Roddie Prasun, Audry Prasun, Teador Prasun, Nanine Prasun, Hervey Prasun, Florina Prasun, Caro Prasun, Richy Prasun, Irita Prasun, and Horace Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alonso this year.
372.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alonso this year.
373.   Alonso Noland turned 25. Alonso Noland met one new person this year, Alessandra Prasun. Alonso Noland made 4 new friends this year: Clayborn Prasun, Ethel Prasun, Alexander Prasun, and Cathrin Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alonso this year.
374.   Alonso visited his friend Clayborn Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alonso Noland moved to Winthrop, 3 miles away from Robertson. Alonso Noland moved out of Prasun House in Robertson. Alonso Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Winthrop, Port Jervis, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Alonso Noland moved into Noland House in Winthrop. Alonso Noland met 7 new people this year: Elie Prasun, Kelwin Prasun, Katlin Noland, Henrie Noland, Jordan Noland, Lenny Noland, and Cathrin Noland. Alonso Noland made 10 new friends this year: Jordan Noland, Millisent Noland, Henrie Noland, Alfonse Noland, Cathrin Noland, Christean Noland, Kelwin Prasun, Elie Prasun, Suzan Prasun, and Alessandra Prasun.
375.   Alonso Noland married Elie Prasun in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Elie Prasun is now named Elie Noland.
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377.   Alonso visited his friend Alessandra Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
378.   Alonso Noland turned 30.
379.   Alonso Noland met one new person this year, Tristan Noland.
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381.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alonso this year.
382.   Alonso visited his friend Murphy Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Alonso Noland decided to leave Winthrop, but his wife Elie Noland argued pleadingly against the idea; Alonso was convinced and will stay afterall.
383.   Alonso Noland met 3 new people this year: Merla Prasun, Cathrin Prasun, and Estell Noland. Alonso just found out from Lane Prasun that his mother Sula Noland died of natural causes in Burnwell, Port Jervis 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 16 years ago in in Burnwell, Port Jervis. (Lane had recently found this out from Lane Prasun.) Alonso visited with his family member Joelly Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Alonso visited with his friend Lane Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis.
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385.   Alonso Noland met one new person this year, Saw Noland. Alonso visited with his friend Lea Noland, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Alonso caught up with an old acquaintance, Pooh Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alonso just found out from Bentley Noland that his sister Elie Prasun died in a freak accident in Robertson, Port Jervis 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 18 years ago in in Burnwell, Port Jervis. (Bentley had recently found this out from Bryant Prasun.)
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387.   Alonso Noland met two new people this year, Torey Aldis and Audry Prasun. Alonso just found out from Mariska Prasun that his family member Alfonse Prasun died of disease in Burnwell, Port Jervis 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 20 years ago in in Burnwell, Port Jervis. (Mariska had recently found this out from Mariska Prasun.) Alonso just found out from Mariska Prasun that his family member Horatio Prasun died of disease in Burnwell, Port Jervis 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 20 years ago in in Burnwell, Port Jervis. (Mariska had recently found this out from Mariska Prasun.) Alonso visited with his family member Cathrin Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alonso visited with his friend Mariska Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alonso visited with his uncle Horace Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alonso Noland made 3 new friends this year: Torey Aldis, Cathrin Prasun, and Audry Prasun.
388.   Alonso Noland turned 40. Alonso Noland met one new person this year, Taffy Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alonso this year.
389.   Alonso Noland moved to Burnwell, 5 miles away from Winthrop. Alonso Noland moved out of Noland House in Winthrop. Alonso Noland found an uninhabited house in Burnwell, Port Jervis, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Alonso Noland moved into Prasun House in Burnwell. Alonso Noland met 4 new people this year: Neal Prasun, Ingaborg Prasun, Wildon Prasun, and Cherise Prasun. Alonso visited with his family member Fred Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 22 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Alonso visited with his family member Dannye Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 22 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Alonso visited with his family member Maddi Noland, who he hadn't seen since 22 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Alonso visited with his friend Irwin Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 22 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Alonso visited with his friend Tuesday Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 22 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Alonso visited with his family member Nanine Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alonso visited with his friend Zach Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alonso visited with his family member Siward Noland, who he hadn't seen since 22 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alonso this year.
390.   Alonso Noland met two new people this year, Alfonse Prasun and Inesita Prasun. Alonso Noland made 3 new friends this year: Wildon Prasun, Inesita Prasun, and Dannye Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alonso this year.
391.   Alonso is starting to pick up Monedusus. Alonso is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Alonso Noland met one new person this year, Jacky Prasun.
392.   Alonso is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
393.   Alonso is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
394.   Alonso is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Alonso Noland met one new person this year, Cathrin Noland. Alonso visited with his friend Tristan Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis.
395.   Alonso is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Alonso Noland met one new person this year, Carole Prasun.
396.   Alonso is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
397.   Alonso is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
398.   Alonso Noland is now 50 years old. Alonso is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Alonso Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Alonso Noland moved to Winthrop, 5 miles away from Burnwell. Alonso Noland moved out of Prasun House in Burnwell. Alonso Noland found an uninhabited house in Winthrop, Port Jervis, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Alonso Noland moved into Zollie House in Winthrop. Alonso Noland met 7 new people this year: Alexander Prasun, Tucker Prasun, Jake Prasun, Olenka Prasun, Lane Prasun, Barbey Prasun, and Iseabal Prasun. Alonso just found out from Alfonse Noland that his family member Alfonse Prasun died of disease in Winthrop, Port Jervis 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 31 years ago in in Burnwell, Port Jervis. (Alfonse had recently found this out from Alfonse Noland.) Alonso just found out from Alfonse Noland that his family member Ermina Noland died of disease in Winthrop, Port Jervis 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Winthrop, Port Jervis. (Alfonse had recently found this out from Alfonse Noland.) Alonso visited with his friend Alexander Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 25 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alonso caught up with an old acquaintance, Lenny Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 25 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alonso visited with his family member Irita Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 25 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alonso Noland made 5 new friends this year: Taffy Prasun, Lane Prasun, Barbey Prasun, Lenny Prasun, and Iseabal Prasun.
399.   Alonso is getting better at speaking Monedusus. The dialect of Monedusus that Alonso Noland speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Monedusus; as such, Jervisese now speaks Alonso Alonso Noland asked Elie Noland for a divorce, but Elie pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Alonso Noland met 7 new people this year: Jessica Prasun, Willis Noland, Joelly Noland, Murphy Noland, Gallagher Noland, Carlee Prasun, and Saw Noland. Alonso Noland made 4 new friends this year: Lenny Noland, Jessica Prasun, Tucker Prasun, and Jake Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alonso this year.
400.   Alonso is getting better at speaking Jervisese. Alonso visited his cousin, Irita Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alonso visited his friend Bryant Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 37 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Alonso visited his friend Lenny Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 29 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alonso visited his friend Lane Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alonso visited his cousin, Cathrin Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alonso Noland moved to Robertson, 3 miles away from Winthrop. Alonso Noland moved out of Zollie House in Winthrop. Alonso Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Robertson, Port Jervis, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Alonso Noland moved into Prasun House in Robertson. Alonso Noland met 18 new people this year: Rina Prasun, Clayborn Prasun, Mariska Prasun, Alisun Prasun, Julietta Prasun, Bradford Prasun, Horace Prasun, Gunner Prasun, Florina Prasun, Claudina Prasun, Justis Prasun, Barron Prasun, Teador Prasun, Heda Prasun, Audry Prasun, Irita Prasun, Mariska Prasun, and Eydie Prasun. Alonso visited with his friend Pace Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alonso visited with his friend Caro Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alonso visited with his friend Lark Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alonso caught up with an old acquaintance, Phineas Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alonso visited with his friend Abdulkarim Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alonso visited with his family member Jordan Noland, who he hadn't seen since 23 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Alonso visited with his family member Claudina Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alonso visited with his friend Teador Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alonso caught up with an old acquaintance, Pascale Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alonso Noland made 15 new friends this year: Rina Prasun, Julietta Prasun, Heda Prasun, Bradford Prasun, Gunner Prasun, Audry Prasun, Pascale Prasun, Eydie Prasun, Barron Prasun, Mariska Prasun, Michale Prasun, Claudina Prasun, Irita Prasun, Mariska Prasun, and Teador Prasun.
401.   Alonso is getting better at speaking Jervisese. Alonso Noland met one new person this year, Bertram Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alonso this year.
402.   Alonso is getting better at speaking Jervisese. Alonso Noland met two new people this year, Anette Prasun and Pascale Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alonso this year.
403.   Alonso is getting better at speaking Jervisese. Alonso Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Alonso Noland moved to Winthrop, 3 miles away from Robertson. Alonso Noland moved out of Prasun House in Robertson. Alonso Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Winthrop, Port Jervis, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Alonso Noland moved into Prasun House in Winthrop. Alonso Noland met 5 new people this year: Lenny Prasun, Cinda Prasun, Alessandra Prasun, Jabez Noland, and Laverne Noland. Alonso just found out from Horace Prasun that one of his oldest friends, Lane Prasun, died of natural causes in Winthrop, Port Jervis 2 years ago. Lane and Alonso first met 40 years ago in in Burnwell, Port Jervis, but hadn't seen each other since 4 years ago in in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Alonso just found out from Horace Prasun that his uncle Alfonse Noland died of natural causes in Winthrop, Port Jervis 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 4 years ago in in Winthrop, Port Jervis. (Horace had recently found this out from Horace Prasun.) Alonso visited with his family member Joanne Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 30 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis.
404.   Alonso is getting better at speaking Jervisese. Alonso Noland and Elie Noland divorced after 29 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Alonso Noland and Elie Noland decided that Elie will stay in their house, and Alonso will move out. Alonso Noland moved out of Prasun House in Winthrop. Alonso Noland moved into Noland House in Winthrop. Alonso Noland married Joelly Prasun in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Joelly Prasun is now named Joelly Noland. Alonso visited his uncle, Horace Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alonso visited his cousin, Millisent Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alonso Noland met 4 new people this year: Ondrea Prasun, Keren Prasun, Dareen Prasun, and Wilek Prasun. Alonso Noland made 5 new friends this year: Lenny Prasun, Wilek Prasun, Keren Prasun, Dareen Prasun, and Ondrea Prasun.
405.   Alonso has become fluent in Jervisese. Alonso Noland met two new people this year, Julius Prasun and Tabina Prasun. Alonso Noland made 4 new friends this year: Neal Prasun, Tabina Prasun, Julius Prasun, and Cinda Prasun.
406.   Alonso Noland met 3 new people this year: Caroline Noland, Finley Aldis, and Clem Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alonso this year.
407.   Alonso Noland moved to Robertson, 3 miles away from Winthrop. Alonso Noland moved out of Noland House in Winthrop. Alonso Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Robertson, Port Jervis, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Alonso Noland moved into Zollie House in Robertson. Alonso Noland met 5 new people this year: Constancia Prasun, Domenico Prasun, Abelard Prasun, Mariska Prasun, and Rianon Prasun.
408.   Alonso Noland turned 60. Alonso Noland and Joelly Noland divorced after 4 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Alonso Noland and Joelly Noland decided that Joelly will stay in their house, and Alonso will move out. Alonso Noland moved out of Zollie House in Robertson. Alonso Noland moved into Noland House in Robertson. Alonso Noland met one new person this year, Fidelia Prasun. Alonso visited with his friend Alice Noland, who he hadn't seen since 35 years ago in Robertson, Port Jervis. Alonso Noland made 3 new friends this year: Alice Noland, Mariska Prasun, and Bertram Prasun.