Narrative

373.   Bentley Siward Noland was born to Lea Noland and Siward Noland in the town of Burnwell, on the island of Port Jervis. 8 people came to meet Bentley Noland for the first time this year: Inesita Prasun, Lea Noland, Tuesday Prasun, Alisun Vaclav, Ingaborg Prasun, Siward Noland, Silvan Noland, and Bentley Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bentley this year.
374.   Bentley is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bentley visited his grandmother, Alisun Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bentley Noland made 6 new friends this year: Maddi Prasun, Inesita Prasun, Alfonse Prasun, Irwin Prasun, Alfonse Prasun, and Elie Prasun.
375.   Bentley is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bentley Noland's younger sister, Lea Noland, was born in Burnwell. Bentley Noland made 3 new friends this year: Horatio Prasun, Dannye Prasun, and Lane Prasun.
376.   Bentley is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bentley Noland's sister, Lea Noland, died in Burnwell, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
377.   Bentley has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
378.   Bentley Noland turned 5. Bentley Noland met one new person this year, Horace Prasun. Bentley Noland made 3 new friends this year: Mariska Prasun, Cathrin Prasun, and Fred Prasun.
379.   Bentley Noland met one new person this year, Cathrin Prasun. Bentley Noland made 3 new friends this year: Sula Noland, Nanine Prasun, and Merla Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bentley this year.
380.   Bentley Noland's parents Siward Noland and Lea Noland divorced after 12 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Siward Noland and Lea Noland decided that Lea will stay in their house, and Siward will move out. Bentley Noland made 3 new friends this year: Neal Prasun, Horace Prasun, and Ingaborg Prasun.
381.   Lea Noland is planning to move to a neighboring town. Bentley visited his friend Sula Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Lea Noland moved to neighboring Minneapolis. Lea Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Minneapolis, Port Jervis, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Bentley Noland moved out of Noland House in Burnwell. Bentley Noland moved into Prasun House in Minneapolis. Bentley Noland moved out of Prasun House in Burnwell. Bentley Noland met one new person this year, Addie Noland.
382.   Bentley visited his friend Addie Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bentley Noland moved into Prasun House in Minneapolis.
383.   Bentley Noland turned 10.
384.   Bentley Noland's younger brother, Saw Noland, was born in Minneapolis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bentley this year.
385.   Lea Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Bentley visited his friend Rudolfo Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Lea Noland moved to Winthrop, 6 miles away from Minneapolis. Lea Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Winthrop, Port Jervis, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Bentley Noland moved out of Prasun House in Minneapolis. Bentley Noland moved into Zollie House in Winthrop. Bentley Noland moved out of Zollie House in Minneapolis. Bentley Noland met 6 new people this year: Alonso Noland, Lenny Noland, Estell Noland, Barbabra Noland, Ermina Noland, and Alfonse Noland. Bentley Noland made 12 new friends this year: Elie Noland, Estell Noland, Alonso Noland, Cathrin Noland, Barbabra Noland, Christean Noland, Ermina Noland, Katlin Noland, Kelwin Prasun, Bryant Prasun, Pooh Prasun, and Ethel Prasun.
386.   Bentley Noland met one new person this year, Audry Prasun. Bentley Noland made 3 new friends this year: Henrie Noland, Alfonse Noland, and Cathrin Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bentley this year.
387.   Bentley Noland's father Siward Noland married Maddi Prasun in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Bentley Noland made 5 new friends this year: Torey Aldis, Lenny Noland, Lea Noland, Suzan Prasun, and Audry Prasun.
388.   Bentley Noland is now 15 years old. Bentley Noland met one new person this year, Taffy Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bentley this year.
390.   Bentley Noland met one new person this year, Jessica Prasun. Bentley Noland made 3 new friends this year: Tristan Noland, Lenny Prasun, and Jessica Prasun.
391.   Bentley Noland is now 18 years old. Bentley is starting to pick up Monedusus. Bentley is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Bentley Noland met one new person this year, Barbey Prasun.
392.   Bentley is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
393.   Bentley Noland turned 20. Bentley is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Bentley Noland's mother Lea Noland married Alexander Prasun in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Lea Noland is now named Lea Prasun. Bentley Noland met two new people this year, Lane Prasun and Iseabal Prasun. Bentley visited with his friend Alfonse Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Bentley visited with his friend Fred Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Bentley visited with his friend Irita Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis.
394.   Bentley is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Bentley visited with his family member Neal Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis.
395.   Bentley is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
396.   Bentley is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Bentley Noland's younger half-brother, Alexander Prasun, was born in the town of Winthrop, on the island of Port Jervis. Bentley visited his friend Ermina Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Bentley visited his friend Suzan Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Bentley visited his friend Alfonse Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 22 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Bentley Noland met 3 new people this year: Willis Noland, Olenka Prasun, and Tucker Prasun. Bentley Noland made 4 new friends this year: Tucker Prasun, Olenka Prasun, Alisun Prasun, and Phineas Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bentley this year.
397.   Bentley has become fluent in Monedusus. Bentley Noland married Fred Prasun in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Fred Prasun is now named Fred Noland. Bentley visited his friend Mariska Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Bentley Noland made 3 new friends this year: Willis Noland, Taffy Prasun, and Carlee Prasun.
398.   Bentley Noland is now 25 years old. Fred Noland gave birth to a boy named Murphy Horatio Noland, after Murphy Prasun, of whom Bentley Noland is the father. Bentley Noland met one new person this year, Jake Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bentley this year.
399.   The dialect of Monedusus that Bentley Noland speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Monedusus; as such, Jervisese now speaks Bentley Fred Noland gave birth to a boy named Oberon Siward Noland, after Oberon Prasun, of whom Bentley Noland is the father. Bentley Noland met 4 new people this year: Lenny Prasun, Joelly Noland, Dareen Prasun, and Gallagher Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bentley this year.
400.   Fred Noland gave birth to a boy named Griff Averill Noland, of whom Bentley Noland is the father. Bentley visited his friend Irita Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 23 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Bentley visited his cousin, Bryant Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bentley visited his cousin, Lenny Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bentley visited his friend Lane Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Bentley visited his friend Willis Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bentley visited his friend Cathrin Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Bentley Noland met one new person this year, Julius Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bentley this year.
401.   Bentley visited his friend Alfonse Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Bentley visited his friend Lane Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 26 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Bentley Noland's son, Griff Noland, died in Winthrop, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Bentley Noland met 3 new people this year: Ondrea Prasun, Laverne Prasun, and Cinda Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bentley this year.
402.   Bentley Noland met one new person this year, Tabina Prasun. Bentley Noland made 3 new friends this year: Ondrea Prasun, Horace Prasun, and Cinda Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bentley this year.
403.   Bentley Noland turned 30. Bentley Noland met two new people this year, Alessandra Prasun and Clayborn Prasun.
404.   Bentley visited his friend Horace Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 26 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Bentley visited his aunt, Millisent Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bentley Noland met one new person this year, Keren Prasun.
405.   Bentley Noland met two new people this year, Barron Prasun and Fraser Prasun. Bentley Noland made 8 new friends this year: Laverne Noland, Bradford Prasun, Claudina Prasun, Keren Prasun, Barron Prasun, Fraser Prasun, Tabina Prasun, and Julius Prasun.
406.   Bentley Noland met 5 new people this year: Irwin Prasun, Clem Aldis, Mariska Prasun, Justis Prasun, and Finley Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bentley this year.
407.   Bentley Noland moved to Burnwell, 5 miles away from Winthrop. Bentley Noland moved out of Zollie House in Winthrop. Bentley Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Burnwell, Port Jervis, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Bentley Noland moved into Gilles House in Burnwell. Bentley Noland met 5 new people this year: Frankie Noland, Jacky Prasun, Aron Noland, Alfonse Noland, and Cathrin Noland. Bentley visited with his family member Inesita Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Bentley visited with his friend Irwin Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Bentley visited with his family member Tuesday Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Bentley visited with his family member Ingaborg Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Bentley Noland made 6 new friends this year: Alfonse Noland, Joelly Noland, Cathrin Noland, Aron Noland, Cathrin Prasun, and Jacky Prasun.