Narrative

381.   Barbabra Devi Noland was born to Christean Noland and Alfonse Noland in the town of Winthrop, on the island of Port Jervis. 12 people came to meet Barbabra Noland for the first time this year: Suzan Prasun, Katlin Noland, Kelwin Prasun, Elie Noland, Henrie Noland, Murphy Prasun, Alonso Noland, Cathrin Noland, Alfonse Noland, Christean Noland, Ermina Noland, and Barbabra Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barbabra this year.
382.   Barbabra is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Barbabra visited her grandfather, Murphy Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Barbabra Noland made 7 new friends this year: Katlin Noland, Henrie Noland, Alonso Noland, Alfonse Noland, Ermina Noland, Cathrin Noland, and Bryant Prasun.
383.   Barbabra is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Barbabra Noland's younger brother, Lenny Noland, was born in Winthrop. Barbabra Noland made 4 new friends this year: Tristan Noland, Lane Prasun, Merla Prasun, and Joelly Prasun.
384.   Barbabra is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
385.   Barbabra has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Barbabra Noland made 6 new friends this year: Elie Noland, Bentley Noland, Christean Noland, Kelwin Prasun, Cathrin Prasun, and Ethel Prasun.
386.   Barbabra Noland turned 5. Barbabra Noland met 3 new people this year: Lea Noland, Audry Prasun, and Saw Noland.
387.   Barbabra Noland met one new person this year, Mariska Prasun. Barbabra Noland made 8 new friends this year: Torey Aldis, Lenny Noland, Estell Noland, Millisent Noland, Mariska Prasun, Audry Prasun, Cathrin Prasun, and Horace Prasun.
388.   Barbabra Noland met one new person this year, Taffy Prasun.
389.   Barbabra is starting to pick up Monedusus. Barbabra is getting better at speaking Monedusus. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Barbabra this year.
390.   Barbabra is getting better at speaking Monedusus. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barbabra this year.
391.   Barbabra Noland is now 10 years old. Barbabra is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
392.   Barbabra is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
393.   Barbabra is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Barbabra Noland met two new people this year, Lane Prasun and Iseabal Prasun. Barbabra Noland made 5 new friends this year: Fred Prasun, Iseabal Prasun, Alfonse Prasun, Irita Prasun, and Lane Prasun.
394.   Barbabra is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
395.   Barbabra is getting better at speaking Monedusus. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Barbabra this year.
396.   Barbabra Noland is now 15 years old. Barbabra is getting better at speaking Monedusus. In Prasun House, their home, Barbabra is attending to Ermina Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Barbabra Noland's sister, Ermina Noland, died in Winthrop, Port Jervis, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 21 years old. Barbabra visited her aunt, Suzan Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Barbabra visited her cousin, Alfonse Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Barbabra Noland met one new person this year, Alexander Prasun. Barbabra Noland made 4 new friends this year: Tucker Prasun, Olenka Prasun, Alisun Prasun, and Phineas Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barbabra this year.
397.   Barbabra has become fluent in Monedusus. Barbabra visited her friend Mariska Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Barbabra Noland made 4 new friends this year: Willis Noland, Jake Prasun, Alexander Prasun, and Carlee Prasun.
398.   Barbabra Noland met one new person this year, Dareen Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Barbabra this year.
399.   Barbabra Noland turned 18. The dialect of Monedusus that Barbabra Noland speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Monedusus; as such, Jervisese now speaks Barbabra Barbabra Noland met 3 new people this year: Oberon Noland, Murphy Prasun, and Murphy Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barbabra this year.
400.   Lenny Prasun asked Katlin Prasun for a divorce; Katlin pleaded for them to stay together, but Lenny revealed that he and Barbabra Noland are in love and insists on divorcing. Barbabra Noland moved out of Prasun House in Winthrop. Barbabra Noland moved into Prasun House in Winthrop. Barbabra Noland married Lenny Prasun in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Barbabra Noland is now named Barbabra Prasun. Barbabra visited her cousin, Irita Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Barbabra visited her friend Bryant Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. In Prasun House, their home, Barbabra is attending to Lenny Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Barbabra Prasun's husband, Lenny Prasun, died in Winthrop, Port Jervis, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 29 years old. Barbabra visited her friend Lane Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Barbabra visited her nephew, Willis Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Barbabra visited her sister, Cathrin Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Barbabra Prasun's sister, Cathrin Prasun, died in Winthrop, Port Jervis, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 32 years old. Barbabra Prasun met one new person this year, Griff Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barbabra this year.
401.   Barbabra Prasun is now 20 years old. Barbabra visited her father, Alfonse Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Barbabra Prasun's father, Alfonse Noland, died in Winthrop, Port Jervis, of natural causes; he was 73 years old. Barbabra visited her uncle, Lane Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Barbabra Prasun met one new person this year, Cinda Prasun. Barbabra Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Gallagher Noland, Laverne Prasun, and Dareen Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barbabra this year.
402.   Barbabra Prasun met two new people this year, Ondrea Prasun and Tabina Prasun. Barbabra Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Lenny Prasun, Ondrea Prasun, Horace Prasun, and Julius Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barbabra this year.
403.   Barbabra Prasun met two new people this year, Wilek Prasun and Clayborn Prasun.
404.   Barbabra visited her uncle, Horace Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Barbabra visited her friend Millisent Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 22 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Barbabra Prasun met one new person this year, Teodora Prasun. Barbabra Prasun made 5 new friends this year: Clayborn Prasun, Wilek Prasun, Keren Prasun, Tabina Prasun, and Cinda Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barbabra this year.
405.   Barbabra Prasun met 5 new people this year: Anette Prasun, Clem Aldis, Barron Prasun, Claudina Prasun, and Fraser Prasun. Barbabra Prasun made 5 new friends this year: Fraser Prasun, Bradford Prasun, Anette Prasun, Claudina Prasun, and Barron Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barbabra this year.
406.   Barbabra Prasun turned 25. Barbabra Prasun met 6 new people this year: Finley Aldis, Mariska Prasun, Caroline Noland, Justis Prasun, Irwin Prasun, and Mariska Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barbabra this year.
407.   Barbabra Prasun met 3 new people this year: Manon Prasun, Diamond Noland, and Shimon Prasun. Barbabra Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Torey Aldis, Finley Aldis, Mariska Prasun, and Shimon Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barbabra this year.
408.   Barbabra Prasun met one new person this year, Guendolen Noland. Barbabra Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Pascale Prasun, Manon Prasun, and Justis Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barbabra this year.