Narrative

334.   Siward Davey Noland was born to Laverne Noland and Pat Noland in the town of Batavia, on the island of Port Jervis. 5 people came to meet Siward Noland for the first time this year: Pat Noland, Mara Noland, Laverne Noland, Ardelia Noland, and Siward Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Siward this year.
335.   Siward is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
336.   Siward is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Siward Noland's younger sister, Millisent Noland, was born in Batavia. Siward Noland's parents Laverne Noland and Pat Noland divorced after 13 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Laverne Noland and Pat Noland decided that Pat will stay in their house, and Laverne will move out. Siward Noland moved out of Noland House in Batavia. Siward Noland moved into Noland House in Batavia.
337.   Siward is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Siward Noland's younger sister, Joanne Noland, was born in Batavia.
338.   Siward has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
339.   Siward Noland is now 5 years old. Siward Noland met one new person this year, Roddie Prasun.
342.   Siward Noland moved out of Noland House in Batavia. Siward Noland moved into Noland House in Batavia. Siward Noland's father Pat Noland married Laverne Noland in Batavia, Port Jervis. Siward Noland's mother Laverne Noland married Pat Noland in Batavia, Port Jervis.
343.   Siward Noland's younger sister, Teodora Noland, was born in Batavia. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Siward this year.
344.   Siward Noland turned 10.
346.   Siward Noland's younger brother, Davey Noland, was born in Batavia. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Siward this year.
348.   Siward Noland's younger brother, Pincas Noland, was born in Batavia. Siward Noland's brother, Pincas Noland, died in Batavia, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
349.   Siward Noland is now 15 years old. Siward Noland's younger sister, Laverne Noland, was born in Batavia. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Siward this year.
351.   Siward Noland's younger brother, Jordan Noland, was born in Batavia.
352.   Siward Noland is now 18 years old.
354.   Siward Noland is now 20 years old.
355.   Siward Noland's parents Pat Noland and Laverne Noland divorced after 13 years of marriage; they had 12 children together.
357.   Siward Noland's mother Laverne Noland married Pat Noland in Batavia, Port Jervis. Siward Noland's father Pat Noland married Laverne Noland in Batavia, Port Jervis.
358.   Siward Noland's parents Pat Noland and Laverne Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had 12 children together.
359.   Siward Noland turned 25. Siward Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Batavia, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Siward Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Winthrop. Siward Noland moved out of Noland House in Batavia. Siward Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Winthrop, Port Jervis, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Siward Noland moved into Noland House in Winthrop. Siward Noland met 11 new people this year: Maddi Prasun, Elie Prasun, Cornellis Prasun, Alfonse Prasun, Irwin Prasun, Michale Prasun, Hervey Prasun, Horatio Prasun, Lane Prasun, Alessandra Prasun, and Alfonse Noland. Siward just found out from Murphy Prasun that his uncle Kingston Prasun died of natural causes in Winthrop, Port Jervis 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 16 years ago in in Batavia, Port Jervis. (Murphy had recently found this out from Murphy Prasun.) Siward Noland made 10 new friends this year: Alfonse Noland, Maddi Prasun, Cornellis Prasun, Lane Prasun, Irwin Prasun, Murphy Prasun, Christean Prasun, Joelly Prasun, Alessandra Prasun, and Hervey Prasun.
360.   Siward Noland is thinking about leaving Winthrop, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Siward Noland made 4 new friends this year: Zorine Prasun, Alfonse Prasun, Elie Prasun, and Michale Prasun.
361.   Siward visited his friend Zorine Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Siward Noland met one new person this year, Fred Prasun.
362.   Siward Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Winthrop, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Siward Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Burnwell. Siward Noland moved out of Noland House in Winthrop. Siward Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Burnwell, Port Jervis, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Siward Noland moved into Zollie House in Burnwell. Siward Noland met 12 new people this year: Lark Prasun, Alisun Vaclav, Thadeus Vaclav, Pace Prasun, Lea Vaclav, Tuesday Vaclav, Abdulkarim Prasun, Alonso Noland, Alisun Prasun, Tait Noland, Finley Noland, and Elie Noland. Siward Noland made 8 new friends this year: Elie Noland, Alonso Noland, Sula Noland, Finley Noland, Lark Prasun, Pace Prasun, Tuesday Vaclav, and Thadeus Vaclav.
363.   Lark Prasun had an affair with Siward Noland; she is now pregnant. Lark Prasun had an affair with Siward Noland; Lark's husband, Pace Prasun, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Siward Noland met one new person this year, Alfonse Prasun. Siward Noland made 4 new friends this year: Tait Noland, Abdulkarim Prasun, Fred Prasun, and Lea Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Siward this year.
364.   Siward Noland turned 30. Lark Prasun gave birth to a boy named Bruno Derick Prasun, of whom Siward Noland is the father. Siward Noland's son, Bruno Prasun, died in Burnwell, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Siward Noland met one new person this year, Dannye Prasun.
365.   Siward Noland married Elie Noland in Burnwell, Port Jervis.
366.   Elie Noland decided to leave Burnwell, but her husband Siward Noland argued passionately against the idea; Elie abandoned the plan and will stay afterall.
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368.   Elie Noland asked Siward Noland for a divorce; Siward pleaded for them to stay together, but Elie revealed that she and Thadeus Vaclav are in love and insists on divorcing. Siward Noland and Elie Noland divorced after 3 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Elie Noland and Siward Noland decided that Elie will stay in their house, and Siward will move out. Siward Noland moved out of Zollie House in Burnwell. Siward Noland moved into Noland House in Burnwell. Siward Noland married Lea Vaclav in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Lea Vaclav is now named Lea Noland.
369.   Lea Noland gave birth to a girl named Tommy Lea Noland, of whom Siward Noland is the father. Siward Noland's daughter, Tommy Noland, died in Burnwell, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
370.   Lea Noland gave birth to a boy named Silvan Zary Noland, after Silvan Aldis, of whom Siward Noland is the father. Siward Noland met one new person this year, Inesita Prasun.
371.   Siward Noland met one new person this year, Ingaborg Prasun.
372.  
373.   Lea Noland gave birth to a boy named Bentley Siward Noland, of whom Siward Noland is the father. Siward Noland met one new person this year, Merla Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Siward this year.
374.   Siward Noland is now 40 years old. Siward visited his friend Alisun Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time.
375.   Lea Noland gave birth to a girl named Lea Sula Noland, after Lea Vaclav, of whom Siward Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Siward this year.
376.   Siward Noland's daughter, Lea Noland, died in Burnwell, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Siward Noland met one new person this year, Neal Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Siward this year.
377.   Siward Noland met one new person this year, Nanine Prasun. Siward Noland made 4 new friends this year: Mariska Prasun, Nanine Prasun, Horace Prasun, and Irita Prasun.
379.   Siward Noland asked Lea Noland for a divorce, but Lea pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Siward Noland met one new person this year, Cathrin Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Siward this year.
380.   Siward Noland and Lea Noland divorced after 12 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Siward Noland and Lea Noland decided that their children, Silvan and Bentley, will live with Lea. Siward Noland and Lea Noland decided that Lea will stay in their house, and Siward will move out. Siward Noland moved out of Noland House in Burnwell. Siward Noland moved into Noland House in Burnwell.
381.   Siward visited his aunt, Sula Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Siward caught up with an old acquaintance, Roddie Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 42 years ago in Batavia, Port Jervis. Siward just found out from Roddie Prasun that his mother Laverne Noland died of natural causes in Batavia, Port Jervis 21 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 23 years ago in in Batavia, Port Jervis. (Roddie had recently found this out from Millisent Noland.) Siward just found out from Roddie Prasun that his father Pat Noland died of natural causes in Batavia, Port Jervis 10 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 23 years ago in in Batavia, Port Jervis. (Roddie had recently found this out from Millisent Noland.)
382.   Tuesday Prasun had an affair with Siward Noland; she is now pregnant. Tuesday Prasun had an affair with Siward Noland; Tuesday's husband, Irwin Prasun, did not find out.
383.   Tuesday Prasun gave birth to a girl named Carolynn Chicky Prasun, of whom Siward Noland is the father. Siward Noland had a sexual liaison with Lea Noland. Siward Noland's daughter, Carolynn Prasun, died in Burnwell, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
384.   Siward Noland is now 50 years old. Lea Noland gave birth to a boy named Saw Roddie Noland, of whom Siward Noland is the father. Siward Noland met one new person this year, Lane Prasun.
385.   Siward visited his friend Alfonse Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 26 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Siward visited his friend Horatio Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 26 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Siward Noland met one new person this year, Wildon Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Siward this year.
386.   Siward Noland met one new person this year, Alfonse Prasun.
387.   Siward Noland married Maddi Prasun in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Maddi Prasun is now named Maddi Noland.
389.   Siward Noland met one new person this year, Cherise Prasun. Siward visited with his friend Elie Noland, who he hadn't seen since 28 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Siward visited with his family member Alonso Noland, who he hadn't seen since 22 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Siward this year.
390.   Maddi Noland gave birth to a boy named Aron Adolf Noland, of whom Siward Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Siward this year.
391.   Maddi Noland gave birth to a girl named Cathrin Millisent Noland, after Cathrin Prasun, of whom Siward Noland is the father. Siward Noland made 3 new friends this year: Alfonse Prasun, Jacky Prasun, and Cherise Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Siward this year.
394.   Siward Noland turned 60. Siward is starting to pick up Monedusus. Siward is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Siward Noland's son Silvan Noland married Bertie Prasun in Robertson, Port Jervis. Siward Noland met one new person this year, Tristan Noland.
395.   Siward is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
396.   Siward is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Maddi Noland gave birth to a girl named Rikki Jenn Noland, of whom Siward Noland is the father.
397.   Siward is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Siward Noland's son Bentley Noland married Fred Prasun in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Fred Prasun is now named Fred Noland. Siward Noland's daughter, Rikki Noland, died in Burnwell, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Siward is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, Laverne Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 39 years ago in in Batavia, Port Jervis. Siward is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, Joanne Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 39 years ago in in Batavia, Port Jervis. Siward is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Wilmar Noland; they last saw each other 59 years ago in in Batavia, Port Jervis. Siward is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, Teodora Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 39 years ago in in Batavia, Port Jervis. Siward is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Davey Noland; they haven't seen each other since 39 years ago in in Batavia, Port Jervis. Siward is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Pincas Noland; they haven't seen each other since 49 years ago in in Batavia, Port Jervis.
398.   Siward is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Siward Noland's grandchild, named Murphy Noland, was born in the town of Winthrop, Port Jervis; the child's father is Siward's son, Bentley Noland. Siward is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own father, the late Pat Noland; they haven't seen each other since 40 years ago in in Batavia, Port Jervis. Siward is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own son, the late Bruno Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 34 years ago in in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Siward is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own daughter, the late Tommy Noland; they haven't seen each other since 29 years ago in in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Siward is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Kingston Prasun; they last saw each other 55 years ago in in Batavia, Port Jervis.
399.   Siward is getting better at speaking Monedusus. The dialect of Monedusus that Siward Noland speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Monedusus; as such, Jervisese now speaks Siward Siward Noland's grandchild, named Oberon Noland, was born in the town of Winthrop, Port Jervis; the child's father is Siward's son, Bentley Noland. Siward is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Finley Noland; they last saw each other 34 years ago in in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Siward is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own son, Bentley Noland; they haven't seen each other since 19 years ago in in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Siward is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Ardelia Aldis; they haven't seen each other since 44 years ago in in Batavia, Port Jervis.
400.   Siward is getting better at speaking Jervisese. Siward Noland's grandchild, named Griff Noland, was born in the town of Winthrop, Port Jervis; the child's father is Siward's son, Bentley Noland. Siward Noland met one new person this year, Pooh Prasun. Siward is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, Jordan Noland; they haven't seen each other since 42 years ago in in Batavia, Port Jervis. Siward is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Mara Aldis; they haven't seen each other since 55 years ago in in Batavia, Port Jervis. Siward is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own mother, the late Laverne Noland; they haven't seen each other since 42 years ago in in Batavia, Port Jervis. Siward is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, Millisent Noland; they haven't seen each other since 42 years ago in in Batavia, Port Jervis.
401.   Siward is getting better at speaking Jervisese. Siward is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own daughter, the late Carolynn Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 18 years ago in in Burnwell, Port Jervis.
402.   Siward is getting better at speaking Jervisese. Siward visited with his friend Merla Noland, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Burnwell, Port Jervis. Siward is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own daughter, the late Lea Noland; they haven't seen each other since 26 years ago in in Burnwell, Port Jervis.
403.   Siward is getting better at speaking Jervisese. Siward Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Siward Noland's son Saw Noland married Laverne Prasun in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Laverne Prasun is now named Laverne Noland. Siward Noland has fallen ill. Siward is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Maddi Noland, Henrie Noland, Merla Noland, Cathrin Noland, Aron Noland, Inesita Prasun, Cathrin Prasun, Jacky Prasun, Tuesday Prasun, Irwin Prasun, Ingaborg Prasun, Pooh Prasun, and Roddie Prasun. Siward Noland died in Burnwell, Port Jervis, of natural causes; he was 69 years old. Siward Noland was laid to rest in the Burnwell cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
404.   Siward Noland's grandchild, named Ernst Noland, was born in the town of Winthrop, Port Jervis; the child's father is Siward's son, Saw Noland.
406.   Siward Noland's grandchild, named Caroline Noland, was born in the town of Winthrop, Port Jervis; the child's father is Siward's son, Saw Noland.
407.   Siward Noland's grandchild, named Diamond Noland, was born in the town of Winthrop, Port Jervis; the child's father is Siward's son, Saw Noland.
408.   Siward Noland's grandchild, named Guendolen Noland, was born in the town of Winthrop, Port Jervis; the child's father is Siward's son, Saw Noland.