Narrative

294.   Ethel Sara Prasun was born to Cathrin Prasun and Darth Prasun in the town of Gilles Point, on the island of Port Jervis. She is named after her great-grandmother, Ethel Gilles. 19 people came to meet Ethel Prasun for the first time this year: Julius Gilles, Ethel Prasun, Tait Prasun, Darth Prasun, Loleta Prasun, Cathrin Prasun, Lane Zollie, Lenny Prasun, Corinna Prasun, Rafaelia Zollie, Dasha Prasun, Carlos Prasun, Sara Gilles, Ethel Prasun, Engelbart Gilles, Wayne Prasun, Marya Prasun, Loleta Prasun, and Sheril Zollie. Ethel Prasun's brother, Wayne Prasun, died in Gilles Point, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Darth Prasun moved to Winthrop, 4 miles away from Gilles Point. Darth Prasun is attempting to find an open lot in Winthrop, Port Jervis, on which a house could be built. Ethel Prasun moved out of Gilles House in Gilles Point. Ethel Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Gilles Point. Llewellyn Prasun people came to meet Ethel Prasun for the first time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ethel this year.
295.   Ethel is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ethel Prasun made 10 new friends this year: Reginald Gilles, Violet Prasun, Gustave Prasun, Alysa Prasun, Danika Prasun, Corinna Prasun, Spencer Prasun, Ermina Zollie, Binky Zollie, and Teodora Zollie.
296.   Ethel is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ethel Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Ty Prasun, Leodora Prasun, and Lenny Prasun.
297.   Ethel is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ethel Prasun made 5 new friends this year: Darth Prasun, Clayborn Prasun, Sophronia Prasun, Welbie Zollie, and Ethel Zollie.
298.   Ethel has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Ethel Prasun's younger sister, Gussy Prasun, was born in Winthrop. Ethel visited her friend Ermina Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ethel Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Llewellyn Prasun, Davey Prasun, Kingston Prasun, and Elie Prasun.
299.   Ethel Prasun turned 5. Ethel Prasun met 6 new people this year: Spencer Zollie, Carolee Prasun, Wylie Zollie, Haley Prasun, Ethel Zollie, and Laverne Prasun.
300.   Ethel Prasun met one new person this year, Chrissa Zollie. Ethel Prasun made 6 new friends this year: Zorine Prasun, Carolee Prasun, Gwendolin Prasun, Haley Prasun, Wylie Zollie, and Ethel Zollie.
301.   Ethel Prasun met two new people this year, Horace Prasun and Bethena Zollie. Ethel Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Myranda Prasun, Laverne Prasun, and Spencer Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ethel this year.
302.   Ethel Prasun met one new person this year, Alfonse Zollie. Ethel Prasun made 5 new friends this year: Ruby Prasun, Horace Prasun, Gussy Prasun, Alfonse Zollie, and Chrissa Zollie.
303.   Ethel Prasun's younger brother, Michale Prasun, was born in Winthrop. Ethel visited her friend Reginald Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Winthrop, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Ethel Prasun met one new person this year, Clayborn Prasun. Ethel Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Dahlia Gilles, Katlin Noland, and Chase Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ethel this year.
304.   Ethel Prasun turned 10.
305.   Ethel Prasun's younger sister, Claudina Prasun, was born in Winthrop. Ethel Prasun met two new people this year, Alfonse Noland and Englebert Noland. Ethel Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Ellen Noland, Alfonse Noland, and Michale Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ethel this year.
306.   Ethel Prasun met one new person this year, Clayborn Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ethel this year.
307.   Ethel Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Finley Noland, Claudina Prasun, and Ileana Zollie.
308.   Ethel Prasun's younger sister, Alessandra Prasun, was born in Winthrop. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethel this year.
309.   Ethel Prasun is now 15 years old. Ethel Prasun's sister, Alessandra Prasun, died in Winthrop, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
311.   Welbie Zollie is trying to gather up a group of people in Winthrop for an expedition on the Proredemption, which Welbie Zollie has agreed to lead. Darth Prasun accepted an invitation from Welbie Zollie to leave Winthrop on the Proredemption, but will have to consult family. Cathrin Prasun is not willing to go on the journey; Darth has acquiesced and will stay back too.
312.   Ethel Prasun turned 18.
313.   Ethel Prasun's younger sister, Mabel Prasun, was born in Winthrop. Ethel Prasun met two new people this year, Rudolfo Prasun and Neall Prasun. Ethel visited with her family member Dasha Prasun, who she hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Gilles Point, Port Jervis. Ethel Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Rudolfo Prasun, Neall Prasun, and Dasha Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ethel this year.
314.   Ethel Prasun is now 20 years old. Leif Prasun is trying to gather up a group of people in Winthrop for an expedition on the Endotheliolysin, which Leif Prasun has agreed to lead. Ethel Prasun accepted an invitation from Leif Prasun to leave Winthrop on the Endotheliolysin. Ethel Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Winthrop. Ethel Prasun boarded the Endotheliolysin from the port of Winthrop, Port Jervis. The group about to board the Endotheliolysin has decided that, rather than Leif Prasun naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Leif Prasun's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Endotheliolysin, under command of Capt. Leif Prasun, has left the harbor at Winthrop, Port Jervis. The Endotheliolysin is heading N at quarter-speed. Ethel Prasun married Haley Prasun on the Endotheliolysin; they now share quarters aboard the Endotheliolysin.
315.   The Endotheliolysin is heading NE at full-speed.
316.   The Endotheliolysin is heading N at quarter-speed.
317.   The Endotheliolysin is heading N at half-speed. The crew of the Endotheliolysin have spotted land. Capt. Leif Prasun chose to pass up land and persist on the voyage, which brought about an outrage on board.
318.   The Endotheliolysin is heading N at full-speed.
319.   Ethel Prasun turned 25. The Endotheliolysin is heading N at quarter-speed.
320.   The Endotheliolysin is heading N at full-speed. The crew of the Endotheliolysin, which has been at sea for 6 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Ethel Prasun died aboard the Endotheliolysin, which had become lost at sea; she was 26 years old.