Narrative

300.   Alfonse Gunner Zollie was born to Ethel Zollie and Welbie Zollie in the town of Winthrop, on the island of Port Jervis. He is named after his great-grandfather, Alfonse Gilles. 17 people came to meet Alfonse Zollie for the first time this year: Zorine Prasun, Spencer Zollie, Clayborn Prasun, Carolee Prasun, Ethel Zollie, Elie Prasun, Welbie Zollie, Alfonse Zollie, Teodora Zollie, Chrissa Zollie, Llewellyn Prasun, Ethel Zollie, Ty Prasun, Binky Zollie, Wylie Zollie, Sophronia Prasun, and Violet Prasun. Alfonse Zollie was met for the first time by two people this year, Reginald Gilles and Cathrin Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
301.   Alfonse is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alfonse Zollie's younger sister, Bethena Zollie, was born in Winthrop. Alfonse Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Reginald Gilles, Darth Prasun, Carolee Prasun, Lenny Prasun, Ty Prasun, and Teodora Zollie.
302.   Alfonse is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alfonse Zollie's father, Welbie Zollie, murdered Ty Prasun in an act of revenge. Laverne Prasun people came to meet Alfonse Zollie for the first time. Alfonse Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Clayborn Prasun, Violet Prasun, Sophronia Prasun, Cathrin Prasun, Ethel Prasun, Spencer Zollie, Wylie Zollie, Welbie Zollie, and Ethel Zollie.
303.   Alfonse is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alfonse Zollie's younger half-sister, Lonnie Prasun, was born in the town of Winthrop, on the island of Port Jervis. Alfonse Zollie's parents Welbie Zollie and Ethel Zollie divorced after 9 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Welbie Zollie and Ethel Zollie decided that Ethel will stay in their house, and Welbie will move out. Alfonse visited his friend Reginald Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse Zollie's half-sister, Lonnie Prasun, died in Winthrop, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
304.   Alfonse has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Alfonse Zollie's father Welbie Zollie married Gwendolin Prasun in Winthrop, Port Jervis. Ethel Zollie moved to Gilles Point, 4 miles away from Winthrop. Ethel Zollie caught word of an uninhabited house in Gilles Point, Port Jervis, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Alfonse Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Winthrop. Alfonse Zollie moved into Prasun House in Gilles Point. Alfonse Zollie moved out of Prasun House in Winthrop. Alfonse Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Marya Gilles, Julius Gilles, Ethel Prasun, Winne Prasun, and Rafaelia Prasun.
305.   Alfonse Zollie is now 5 years old. Alfonse Zollie met two new people this year, Sturgis Prasun and Catlaina Gilles. Alfonse Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Celinka Noland, Nickie Prasun, Dasha Prasun, and Chrissa Zollie.
306.   Alfonse Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Sam Gilles, Catlaina Gilles, Rudolfo Noland, Daffie Noland, Neall Prasun, Rudolfo Prasun, Orsola Prasun, Bethena Zollie, and Ethel Zollie.
307.   Alfonse Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Cherise Noland, Horatio Noland, and Cass Prasun.
310.   Alfonse Zollie is now 10 years old. Alfonse Zollie met two new people this year, Tiphany Prasun and Jill Gilles.
312.   Alfonse Zollie met one new person this year, Ardene Gilles.
313.   Alfonse Zollie is worrying about his father Capt. Welbie Zollie, who, according to Sam Gilles, left 2 years ago for a voyage on the Proredemption and hasn't been heard from since.
314.   Engelbart Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Gilles Point for an expedition on the Lacertiloid, which Engelbart Gilles has agreed to lead. Ethel Zollie hesitantly accepted an invitation from Engelbart Gilles to leave Gilles Point on the Lacertiloid. Alfonse Zollie moved out of Prasun House in Gilles Point. Alfonse Zollie boarded the Lacertiloid from the port of Gilles Point, Port Jervis. Alfonse Zollie is worrying about his father Capt. Welbie Zollie, who, according to Sam Gilles, left 3 years ago for a voyage on the Proredemption and hasn't been heard from since.
315.   Alfonse Zollie is now 15 years old. The Lacertiloid is heading E at full-speed. Alfonse Zollie's parents Capt. Welbie Zollie and Gwendolin Zollie divorced after 11 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Alfonse Zollie is wondering about his father Capt. Welbie Zollie, who, according to Sam Gilles, left 4 years ago for a voyage on the Proredemption and hasn't been heard from since.
316.   The Lacertiloid is heading NE at three-quarter speed. Alfonse Zollie's mother Ethel Zollie married Engelbart Gilles on the Lacertiloid; they now share quarters aboard the Lacertiloid, along with children Ethel Zollie, Chrissa Zollie, and Bethena Zollie. Ethel Zollie is now named Ethel Gilles. Alfonse Zollie is wondering about his father Capt. Welbie Zollie, who, according to Sam Gilles, left 5 years ago for a voyage on the Proredemption and hasn't been heard from since.
317.   The Lacertiloid is heading E at half-speed. Alfonse Zollie's younger half-brother, Fabio Gilles, was born in Lacertiloid. Alfonse Zollie's parents Ethel Gilles and Engelbart Gilles divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Alfonse Zollie met one new person this year, Daffie Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
318.   Alfonse Zollie turned 18. The Lacertiloid is heading NW at three-quarter speed. Alfonse Zollie met one new person this year, Napoleon Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
319.   The Lacertiloid sits motionless on the open sea, 26 miles off the coast of Friendsville. The crew of the Lacertiloid have spotted land. The Lacertiloid is approaching the island of Mount Hope. Lacertiloid is now docked at Wendell, on Mount Hope. Alfonse Zollie is attempting to find an open lot in Wendell, Mount Hope, on which a house could be built. Alfonse Zollie moved into Zollie House in Wendell. Alfonse Zollie met 7 new people this year: Terrance Gilles, Charleen Zollie, Aurilia Zollie, Mignon Zollie, Herrmann Gilles, Aurilia Zollie, and Hilda Vaclav. Alfonse Zollie made 11 new friends this year: Terrance Gilles, Selene Gilles, Vannie Gilles, Aurilia Gilles, Herrmann Gilles, August Myke, Hilda Vaclav, Aurilia Zollie, Mignon Zollie, Vale Zollie, and Aurilia Zollie. Alfonse Zollie is worrying about his father Capt. Welbie Zollie, who, according to Sam Gilles, left 8 years ago for a voyage on the Proredemption and hasn't been heard from since.
320.   Alfonse Zollie is now 20 years old. Alfonse Zollie is thinking about leaving Wendell, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Alfonse Zollie met 3 new people this year: Mignon Gilles, Cass Prasun, and Valentine Prasun. Alfonse Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Fabio Gilles, Benedict Gilles, Cass Prasun, Sven Quinn, Aldrich Zollie, and Charleen Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
321.   Alfonse Zollie met 3 new people this year: Arvind Myke, Marijo Gilles, and Capt. Vaughan Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
322.   Alfonse Zollie met 3 new people this year: Lazaro Gilles, Josefina Vaclav, and Aurelia Gilles. Alfonse Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Lazaro Gilles, Trever Gilles, Aurelia Gilles, Arvind Myke, Binky Noland, Valentine Prasun, Josefina Vaclav, Beck Zollie, and Lois Zollie.
323.   Alfonse Zollie met 3 new people this year: Dawson Zollie, Austen Prasun, and Lynnett Myke. Alfonse Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Nanon Gilles, Lynnett Myke, Vannie Zollie, and Dawson Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
324.   Alfonse visited his friend Paola Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse Zollie met one new person this year, Louisette Quinn. Alfonse Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Louisette Quinn, Briggs Quinn, and Cleo Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year. Alfonse Zollie is worrying about his father Capt. Welbie Zollie, who, according to Sam Gilles, left 13 years ago for a voyage on the Proredemption and hasn't been heard from since.
325.   Alfonse Zollie turned 25. Alfonse Zollie's mother Ethel Gilles married Capt. Vaughan Noland in Wendell, Mount Hope. Ethel Gilles is now named Ethel Noland. Alfonse Zollie met 7 new people this year: Elie Gilles, Luce Zollie, Jordain Zollie, Kial Quinn, Vannie Zollie, Kin Vaclav, and Jeremias Zollie. Alfonse Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Elie Gilles, Rhodie Vaclav, Courtney Vaclav, Kin Vaclav, Jordain Zollie, Jeremias Zollie, Vannie Zollie, Charley Zollie, and Luce Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
326.   Alfonse Zollie's younger half-sister, Dusty Noland, was born in the town of Wendell, on the island of Mount Hope. Alfonse Zollie is thinking about leaving Wendell, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Alfonse Zollie met two new people this year, Alida Vaclav and Merrie Gilles. Alfonse Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Austen Prasun, Kial Quinn, Eirena Vaclav, and Spencer Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
327.   Alfonse Zollie is thinking about leaving Wendell, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Alfonse visited his friend Julius Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 23 years ago in Gilles Point, Port Jervis. Alfonse visited his friend Capt. Cass Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 23 years ago in Gilles Point, Port Jervis. Alfonse Zollie has fallen ill. Alfonse is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Elie Gilles, Lazaro Gilles, Catlaina Gilles, Terrance Gilles, Fabio Gilles, Marya Gilles, Charleen Gilles, Ardene Gilles, Jill Gilles, August Myke, Lynnett Myke, Arvind Myke, Dusty Noland, Rudolfo Noland, Binky Noland, Ethel Noland, Capt. Vaughan Noland, Bethena Noland, Clare Noland, Valentine Prasun, Daffie Prasun, Tiphany Prasun, Rafaelia Prasun, Austen Prasun, Cass Prasun, Louisette Quinn, Briggs Quinn, Kial Quinn, Rhodie Vaclav, Josefina Vaclav, Eirena Vaclav, Courtney Vaclav, Hilda Vaclav, Kin Vaclav, Jeremias Zollie, Chrissa Zollie, Ethel Zollie, Beck Zollie, Aldrich Zollie, Vale Zollie, Spencer Zollie, Luce Zollie, Lois Zollie, Charley Zollie, Cleo Zollie, Vannie Zollie, Vannie Zollie, Nanon Zollie, Jordain Zollie, Minda Zollie, Aurilia Zollie, Spencer Zollie, and Mignon Zollie. Alfonse Zollie died in Wendell, Mount Hope, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 27 years old. Alfonse Zollie was laid to rest in the Wendell cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
330.   Alfonse Zollie's sister, Bethena Noland, murdered 37-year-old Britt Zollie in Wendell, Mount Hope.
333.   Alfonse Zollie's brother, Spencer Zollie, murdered Aldrich Zollie in an act of revenge. Alfonse Zollie's brother, Spencer Zollie, murdered Spencer Zollie in an act of revenge. This was his second victim.