Narrative

345.   Fairfax Jameson Aldis was born to Toby Aldis and Lanny Aldis in the town of Vandalia, on the island of Hornbeak. 15 people came to meet Fairfax Aldis for the first time this year: Kaile Aldis, Peggy Vaclav, Lanny Aldis, Toby Aldis, Collin Aldis, Lanny Aldis, Fairfax Aldis, Dell Aldis, Erl Vaclav, Leontine Vaclav, Lark Aldis, Leonard Aldis, Silvan Aldis, Ambrosia Vaclav, and Frankie Aldis. Fairfax Aldis was met for the first time by two people this year, Lem Aldis and Tammy Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
346.   Fairfax is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Fairfax Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Lelah Aldis, Dell Aldis, Nady Aldis, and Tyrus Vaclav.
347.   Fairfax is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Fairfax visited his friend Nady Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Fairfax Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Marc Aldis, Pattie Aldis, Lark Aldis, and Iago Zollie.
348.   Fairfax is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. In Gilles House, their home, Fairfax is attending to Lanny Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Fairfax Aldis's father, Lanny Aldis, died in Vandalia, Hornbeak, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 35 years old. Fairfax Aldis's brother, Lanny Aldis, died in Vandalia, Hornbeak, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 16 years old. In Gilles House, their home, Fairfax is attending to Kaile Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Fairfax Aldis's sister, Kaile Aldis, died in Vandalia, Hornbeak, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 13 years old. Fairfax visited his friend Iago Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
349.   Fairfax has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
350.   Fairfax Aldis turned 5. Fairfax Aldis met 6 new people this year: Lem Aldis, Ruddie Guillermo, Hillard Aldis, Connie Aldis, Phoebe Aldis, and Irwin Aldis. Fairfax Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Silvan Aldis, Pippa Aldis, Franklyn Aldis, and Sylvia Aldis.
351.   Fairfax Aldis met 4 new people this year: Capt. Lockwood Zollie, Peggi Aldis, Orrin Aldis, and Northrop Zollie. Fairfax Aldis made 16 new friends this year: Orrin Aldis, Philomena Aldis, Peggi Aldis, Jasmina Aldis, Bebe Aldis, Kelley Aldis, Dominique Aldis, Sivert Aldis, Rolph Aldis, Phoebe Aldis, Haywood Aldis, Rosanna Aldis, Joly Zollie, Northrop Zollie, Rebbecca Zollie, and Capt. Lockwood Zollie.
352.   Fairfax visited his friend Dorette Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time. In Gilles House, their home, Fairfax is attending to Collin Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Fairfax Aldis's brother, Collin Aldis, died in Vandalia, Hornbeak, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 14 years old. Fairfax Aldis met one new person this year, Pail Aldis. Fairfax Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Caron Aldis, Connie Aldis, Toby Aldis, Tammy Aldis, and Rosanna Zollie.
353.   Fairfax visited his friend Northrop Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Fairfax visited his cousin, Erl Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Fairfax visited his friend Rosanna Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time. Fairfax visited his friend Jasmina Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Fairfax Aldis made 7 new friends this year: Pammi Aldis, Frankie Aldis, Hillard Aldis, Leontine Aldis, Yves Vaclav, Husein Vaclav, and Storm Zollie.
354.   In Gilles House, their home, Fairfax is attending to Nady Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Fairfax Aldis met two new people this year, Lilah Aldis and Tuck Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
355.   Fairfax Aldis turned 10. Fairfax visited his friend Storm Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time. Fairfax Aldis met two new people this year, Harmon Aldis and Sandy Aldis. Fairfax Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Tuck Aldis, Irwin Aldis, Peggy Vaclav, and Floyd Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
356.   Fairfax Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Brandise Aldis, Jeanine Aldis, and Zita Vaclav.
357.   Fairfax Aldis met one new person this year, Thor Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
358.   Fairfax Aldis met 3 new people this year: Gusty Vaclav, Jesus Vaclav, and Sherwin Vaclav. Fairfax Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Hortense Aldis, Sherwin Vaclav, Jesus Vaclav, Jesus Vaclav, and Hortense Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
359.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
360.   Fairfax Aldis turned 15. Fairfax Aldis met one new person this year, Sam Aldis.
362.   Fairfax Aldis's mother Toby Aldis married Otis Aldis in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Fairfax Aldis met one new person this year, Romona Aldis. Fairfax Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Jillana Aldis, Michael Noland, and Meryl Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
363.   Fairfax Aldis is now 18 years old. Fairfax Aldis met 5 new people this year: Yves Vaclav, Kizzie Aldis, Martino Vaclav, Aylmer Vaclav, and Ciel Vaclav. Fairfax Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Lilah Aldis, Marrilee Vaclav, Martino Vaclav, and Aylmer Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
364.   Fairfax Aldis met 3 new people this year: Fania Aldis, Nathaniel Noland, and Thorndike Vaclav. Fairfax Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Kizzie Aldis, Fania Aldis, Pip Gilles, Saree Noland, Yves Vaclav, and Ciel Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
365.   Fairfax Aldis turned 20. Fairfax Aldis met one new person this year, Lockwood Aldis. Fairfax Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Aditya Aldis, Ingram Aldis, and Thorndike Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
366.   Fairfax Aldis met one new person this year, Hillard Aldis. Fairfax Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Ingram Noland, Patrik Noland, and Nathaniel Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
367.   Fairfax is starting to pick up Monedusus. Fairfax is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Fairfax Aldis met one new person this year, Kaile Aldis. Fairfax visited with his friend Husein Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak.
368.   Fairfax is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Marc Aldis is trying to gather up a group of people in Vandalia for an expedition on the Hemiamblyopia, which Capt. Joe Noland has agreed to lead. Fairfax Aldis declined an invitation from Marc Aldis to leave Vandalia on the Hemiamblyopia, for private reasons. Fairfax Aldis met two new people this year, Roarke Aldis and Elene Aldis.
369.   Fairfax is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Fairfax Aldis met 10 new people this year: Susana Vaclav, Apostolos Vaclav, Hakim Gilles, Abagail Vaclav, Biddy Vaclav, Merrill Gilles, Gusty Vaclav, Cristabel Aldis, Shirlene Vaclav, and Rosmunda Vaclav. Fairfax just found out from Leontine Aldis that his uncle Sivert Aldis died of natural causes in Tonsina, Hornbeak 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Vandalia, Hornbeak. (Leontine had recently found this out from Merrill Gilles.) Fairfax visited with his friend Ambrosia Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Fairfax Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Merrill Gilles, Susana Vaclav, Seth Vaclav, Abagail Vaclav, Shirlene Vaclav, and Ambrosia Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
370.   Fairfax Aldis is now 25 years old. Fairfax is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Fairfax Aldis met 3 new people this year: Eli Aldis, Collin Vaclav, and Merril Gilles. Fairfax Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Eli Aldis, Aditya Aldis, Merril Gilles, Biddy Vaclav, Collin Vaclav, and Apostolos Vaclav.
371.   Fairfax is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Fairfax Aldis met one new person this year, Camilla Aldis. Fairfax Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Bessy Gilles, Clarita Gilles, and Rosmunda Vaclav.
372.   Fairfax is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Fairfax Aldis met one new person this year, Nanice Gilles. Fairfax just found out from Hortense Vaclav that his mother Toby Aldis died of natural causes in Aldis Town, Hornbeak 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Vandalia, Hornbeak. (Hortense had recently found this out from Otis Aldis.)
373.   Fairfax has become fluent in Monedusus. Fairfax Aldis married Nanice Gilles in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Nanice Gilles is now named Nanice Aldis. Fairfax Aldis met two new people this year, Josiah Gilles and Merlina Aldis. Fairfax Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Camilla Aldis, Sofia Gilles, Josiah Gilles, and Gusty Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
374.   Fairfax Aldis met 5 new people this year: Jodie Gilles, Nevins Gilles, Alina Aldis, Nevins Gilles, and Alasdair Gilles. Fairfax Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Chris Aldis, Nanice Aldis, and Nevins Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
375.   Fairfax Aldis is now 30 years old. Nanice Aldis gave birth to a boy named Lemmy Neal Aldis, of whom Fairfax Aldis is the father. Fairfax Aldis met 3 new people this year: Salim Aldis, Wilfred Gilles, and Kissie Vaclav. Fairfax Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Salim Aldis, Wilfred Gilles, and Kissie Vaclav.
376.   Nanice Aldis gave birth to a boy named Lanny Bjorne Aldis, after Lanny Aldis, of whom Fairfax Aldis is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
377.   Nanice Aldis gave birth to a boy named Donal Rupert Aldis, after Donal Gilles, of whom Fairfax Aldis is the father. Nanice Aldis had an affair with Lem Aldis; Nanice's husband, Fairfax Aldis, did not find out.
378.   Fairfax Aldis met one new person this year, Kelli Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
379.   Fairfax Aldis asked Nanice Aldis for a divorce, but Nanice pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Fairfax Aldis met one new person this year, Orly Aldis. Fairfax Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Lemmy Aldis, Donal Aldis, and Kelli Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
380.   Nanice Aldis gave birth to a girl named Selestina Toby Aldis, of whom Fairfax Aldis is the father. Fairfax Aldis's daughter, Selestina Aldis, died in Vandalia, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Fairfax Aldis met one new person this year, Lana Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
381.   In Gilles House, their home, Fairfax is attending to Lelah Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Fairfax Aldis met 4 new people this year: Winona Noland, Gabriel Aldis, Arnoldo Aldis, and Worthy Aldis. Fairfax Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Orly Aldis, Gabriel Aldis, Jodie Gilles, Nevins Gilles, and Winona Noland.
382.   Nanice Aldis had an affair with Collin Vaclav; Nanice's husband, Fairfax Aldis, did not find out. Fairfax visited his friend Hortense Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 24 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time. Fairfax Aldis met two new people this year, Amelia Noland and Anabel Gilles. Fairfax Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Arnoldo Aldis, Geraldine Aldis, Lanny Aldis, and Anabel Gilles.
383.   Jesus Vaclav is trying to gather up a group of people in Vandalia for an expedition on the Muckender, which Jesus Vaclav has agreed to lead. Fairfax Aldis enthusiastically accepted an invitation from Jesus Vaclav to leave Vandalia on the Muckender, but will have to consult family. Nanice Aldis nervously agreed to go on the journey; their children Lemmy Aldis, Donal Aldis, Geraldine Aldis, and Lanny Aldis will also come along. Fairfax Aldis moved out of Gilles House in Vandalia. Fairfax Aldis boarded the Muckender from the port of Vandalia, Hornbeak. Jesus Vaclav has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Muckender, under command of Capt. Jesus Vaclav, has left the harbor at Vandalia, Hornbeak. The Muckender is heading E at quarter-speed.
384.   The Muckender is heading E at three-quarter speed. Fairfax Aldis asked Nanice Aldis for a divorce, but Nanice pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Fairfax Aldis met two new people this year, Ralph Vaclav and Ambrosia Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
385.   Fairfax Aldis is now 40 years old. The Muckender is heading NE at full-speed.
386.   The Muckender is heading S at full-speed. Fairfax Aldis and Nanice Aldis divorced after 13 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Fairfax Aldis and Nanice Aldis decided that their children, Lemmy, Lanny, and Donal, will live with Nanice. Fairfax Aldis and Nanice Aldis decided that Nanice will stay in their formely shared quarters aboard the Muckender, and Fairfax will leave. Fairfax Aldis met one new person this year, Emelia Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
387.   The Muckender is heading S at quarter-speed. Fairfax visited his friend Otis Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 41 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak.
388.   The Muckender is heading S at three-quarter speed. Fairfax Aldis met 4 new people this year: Guinevere Vaclav, Gypsy Aldis, See Aldis, and Pammi Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
389.   The Muckender is heading S at quarter-speed. Fairfax Aldis met one new person this year, Nady Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
390.   The Muckender sits motionless on the open sea, 387 miles off the coast of Burmuda. Fairfax Aldis met two new people this year, Barbabas Aldis and Willdon Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Fairfax this year.
391.   The Muckender is heading S at quarter-speed. The crew of the Muckender, which has been at sea for 8 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Fairfax Aldis's son, Lemmy Aldis, died aboard the Muckender, which had become lost at sea; he was 16 years old. Ambrosia Aldis openly blames Capt. Jesus Vaclav for the death of her daughter Abagail Aldis. Fairfax Aldis's son, Donal Aldis, died aboard the Muckender, which had become lost at sea; he was 14 years old. Fairfax Aldis's ex-wife, Nanice Vaclav, died aboard the Muckender, which had become lost at sea; she was 42 years old. Fairfax Aldis died aboard the Muckender, which had become lost at sea; he was 46 years old.