Narrative

363.   Collin Richmond Aldis was born to Gusty Aldis and Roarke Aldis in the town of Winston, on the island of Hornbeak. He is named after his grandfather, Collin Vaclav. 15 people came to meet Collin Aldis for the first time this year: Harald Aldis, Roarke Aldis, Gabriel Aldis, Roarke Aldis, Gusty Aldis, Collin Vaclav, Salim Aldis, Eli Aldis, Amelia Vaclav, Shirlene Vaclav, Ronica Zollie, Collin Aldis, Cory Vaclav, Collin Vaclav, and Zita Aldis. Collin Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Pammi Aldis, Amelia Vaclav, and Rebbecca Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
364.   Collin is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Collin Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Kaile Aldis, Glen Myke, and Michael Noland.
365.   Collin is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Collin Aldis's younger brother, Thedrick Aldis, was born in Winston. Collin Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Elene Aldis, Shirlene Vaclav, Ambrosia Vaclav, and Harald Vaclav.
366.   Collin is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Collin visited his great-grandmother, Amelia Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Collin Aldis made 8 new friends this year: Zita Aldis, Roarke Aldis, Orrin Aldis, Seth Vaclav, Susana Vaclav, Collin Vaclav, Rosmunda Vaclav, and Ronica Zollie.
367.   Collin has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Collin Aldis's younger sister, Philly Aldis, was born in Winston.
368.   Collin Aldis is now 5 years old. Collin Aldis met 3 new people this year: Siana Aldis, Thorpe Noland, and Jacynth Noland.
369.   Collin Aldis's younger sister, Felice Aldis, was born in Winston. Collin Aldis met one new person this year, Raymundo Aldis. Collin Aldis made 10 new friends this year: Harald Aldis, Philly Aldis, Raymundo Aldis, Siana Aldis, Lynnell Aldis, Irwin Aldis, Thorpe Noland, Jacynth Noland, Yves Vaclav, and Salim Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
370.   Collin visited his friend Rebbecca Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time. Collin Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Salim Aldis, Felice Aldis, and Gabriel Aldis.
371.   Collin is starting to pick up Monedusus. Collin is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Collin Aldis met one new person this year, Hakim Gilles. Collin Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Thedrick Aldis, Merrill Gilles, Pip Gilles, Hakim Gilles, and Cory Vaclav.
372.   Collin is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Collin visited his friend Kaile Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time. Collin Aldis met one new person this year, Carline Gilles. Collin Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Roarke Aldis, Gusty Aldis, and Carline Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year. Collin Aldis is worrying about his brother Eli Aldis, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Vandalia, Hornbeak.
373.   Collin Aldis turned 10. Collin is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Collin Aldis's younger sister, Fancy Aldis, was born in Winston.
374.   Collin is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Collin visited his friend Glen Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time. Collin visited his friend Thorpe Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time. Collin Aldis met two new people this year, Jory Vaclav and Wallas Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year. Collin Aldis is worrying about his brother Eli Aldis, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Vandalia, Hornbeak.
375.   Collin has become fluent in Monedusus.
377.   Collin Aldis's younger sister, Eva Aldis, was born in Winston. Collin Aldis's sister, Eva Aldis, died in Winston, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Collin Aldis met one new person this year, Husein Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
378.   Collin Aldis is now 15 years old. Collin Aldis's younger brother, Osgood Aldis, was born in Winston. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year. Collin Aldis is worrying about his brother Harald Aldis, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Waugh, Hornbeak.
379.   Collin Aldis met one new person this year, Anabel Gilles. Collin visited with his friend Susana Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin Aldis is worrying about his brother Eli Aldis, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Vandalia, Hornbeak.
380.   Collin Aldis is thinking about leaving Winston, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Collin Aldis met one new person this year, Muffin Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Collin this year.
381.   Collin Aldis turned 18. Collin Aldis met 4 new people this year: Kizzie Aldis, Camilla Aldis, Lana Aldis, and Hanson Gilles. Collin Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Camilla Aldis, Lana Aldis, Jeanine Aldis, Marc Aldis, and Merril Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
383.   Collin Aldis turned 20. Collin Aldis has made up his mind: he is going to leave Winston, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Collin Aldis decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Waugh. Collin Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Winston. Collin Aldis found an uninhabited house in Waugh, Hornbeak, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Collin Aldis moved into Zollie House in Waugh. Collin Aldis met 17 new people this year: Susi Aldis, Tonnie Aldis, Fitzgerald Gilles, Bartholomew Gilles, Rubin Guillermo, Lamont Gilles, Shaw Vaclav, Elfreda Gilles, Adair Gilles, Bernelle Gilles, Gwen Gilles, Keith Guillermo, Aylmer Gilles, Jeremy Guillermo, Jake Gilles, Benedict Gilles, and Kelli Vaclav. Collin Aldis made 21 new friends this year: Edwina Aldis, Tuck Aldis, Tonnie Aldis, Lynnell Aldis, Benedict Gilles, Fitzgerald Gilles, Bartholomew Gilles, Lamont Gilles, Adair Gilles, Elfreda Gilles, Bernelle Gilles, Jake Gilles, Aylmer Gilles, Rubin Guillermo, Keith Guillermo, Jeremy Guillermo, Waylin Vaclav, Shaw Vaclav, Gordan Vaclav, Rosmunda Vaclav, and Katharina Vaclav.
384.   Collin Aldis met one new person this year, Wilow Vaclav.
385.   Collin Aldis met two new people this year, Tiebold Vaclav and Hirsch Aldis. Collin Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Hirsch Aldis, Gwen Gilles, Stillmann Myke, Tiebold Vaclav, and Phaedra Vaclav.
386.   Collin visited his friend Katharina Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
387.   Collin visited his niece, Edwina Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Collin visited his friend Blinnie Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin Aldis met one new person this year, Husein Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
388.   Collin Aldis is now 25 years old. Collin Aldis met two new people this year, Marna Vaclav and Martino Vaclav. Collin Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Husein Aldis, Jacynth Aldis, and Madona Vaclav.
389.   Collin Aldis met 3 new people this year: Lianne Aldis, Kati Vaclav, and Harmon Aldis. Collin Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Harmon Aldis, Lianne Aldis, Marna Gilles, and Kati Vaclav.
390.   Collin Aldis met 3 new people this year: Layla Gilles, Peirce Gilles, and Franklyn Aldis. Collin Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Franklyn Aldis, Clarita Aldis, Lamont Guillermo, and Martino Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
391.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
392.   Collin Aldis met two new people this year, Lida Vaclav and Josh Aldis. Collin Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Carlene Aldis, Merril Gilles, and Lida Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
393.   Collin Aldis is now 30 years old. Harald Vaclav is trying to gather up a group of people in Waugh for an expedition on the Pederasty, which Harald Vaclav has agreed to lead. Collin Aldis declined an invitation from Harald Vaclav to leave Waugh on the Pederasty, due to considerations of Harald Vaclav's inexperience as a ship captain. Collin Aldis married Camilla Aldis in Waugh, Hornbeak. Collin Aldis met 5 new people this year: Merrill Gilles, Petey Gilles, Edwina Gilles, Katharina Gilles, and Ruddy Gilles. Collin just found out from Bebe Aldis that his brother Eli Aldis died in Winston, Hornbeak 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 17 years ago in in Winston, Hornbeak. (Bebe had recently found this out from Merrill Gilles.) Collin just found out from Pip Gilles that his grandfather Collin Vaclav died of natural causes in Winston, Hornbeak 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 11 years ago in in Winston, Hornbeak. (Pip had recently found this out from Bebe Aldis.) Collin visited with his friend Hakim Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin visited with his friend Susana Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin visited with his friend Wallas Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin visited with his friend Anabel Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Merrill Gilles, Jeniffer Gilles, Katharina Gilles, Edwina Gilles, Ruddy Gilles, and Petey Gilles.
394.   Camilla Aldis had an affair with Adair Gilles; Camilla's husband, Collin Aldis, did not find out. Collin Aldis met one new person this year, Kerianne Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
395.   Collin Aldis met two new people this year, Shirlene Vaclav and Abigale Gilles. Collin Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Maryangelyn Aldis, Shirlene Vaclav, and Thomas Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year. Collin Aldis is worrying about his brother Thedrick Aldis, who 2 years ago left for a voyage on the Pederasty and hasn't been heard from since.
396.   Camilla Aldis gave birth to a boy named Marc Collin Aldis, after Marc Aldis, of whom Collin Aldis is the father. Camilla Aldis had an affair with Tonnie Aldis; Camilla's husband, Collin Aldis, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Collin Aldis met one new person this year, Rita Gilles. Collin Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Bobbie Gilles, Rita Gilles, Melosa Gilles, and Bobbie Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
397.   Camilla Aldis gave birth to a girl named Tiffie Romona Aldis, of whom Collin Aldis is the father. Collin Aldis met one new person this year, Kip Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year. Collin Aldis is wondering about his brother Thedrick Aldis, who 4 years ago left for a voyage on the Pederasty and hasn't been heard from since.
398.   Collin Aldis's daughter, Tiffie Aldis, died in Waugh, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
399.   Collin Aldis's half-brother, Harald Aldis, took his own life in Waugh, Hornbeak; he was 50 years old. Collin Aldis is worrying about his brother Thedrick Aldis, who 6 years ago left for a voyage on the Pederasty and hasn't been heard from since.
400.   Camilla Aldis gave birth to a boy named Marc Collin Aldis, after Marc Aldis, of whom Collin Aldis is the father. Collin visited his friend Bebe Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 36 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin Aldis met one new person this year, Veronike Gilles. Collin Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Marc Aldis, Veronike Gilles, and Bartolomei Shumeet. Collin Aldis is worrying about his brother Thedrick Aldis, who 7 years ago left for a voyage on the Pederasty and hasn't been heard from since.
401.   Collin Aldis met 4 new people this year: Howard Vaclav, Porter Vaclav, Biddy Vaclav, and Bealle Vaclav. Collin Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Bealle Vaclav, Biddy Vaclav, Porter Vaclav, Howard Vaclav, Lynnell Vaclav, and Jesus Vaclav. Collin Aldis is worrying about his brother Thedrick Aldis, who 8 years ago left for a voyage on the Pederasty and hasn't been heard from since.
402.   Collin Aldis met 4 new people this year: Patrizia Noland, Margy Noland, Anna-Diane Gilles, and Hugo Gilles. Collin visited with his friend Marc Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Waugh, Hornbeak. Collin Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Hugo Gilles, Anna-Diane Gilles, Patrizia Noland, and Margy Noland.
403.   Collin Aldis turned 40. Camilla Aldis gave birth to a boy named Collin Harald Aldis; he is named for his father Collin Richmond Aldis. Collin Aldis met two new people this year, Bertina Gilles and Caralie Gilles.
404.   Camilla Aldis gave birth to a boy named Royal Cory Aldis, of whom Collin Aldis is the father. Collin Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Bertina Gilles, Caralie Gilles, and Ralph Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
405.   Collin Aldis's mother Gusty Aldis married Pip Gilles in Winston, Hornbeak. Gusty Aldis is now named Gusty Gilles. Collin visited with his friend Stillmann Myke, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Waugh, Hornbeak.
406.   Collin is starting to pick up Jervisi. Collin is starting to pick up Wauseoni. Collin is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. Collin is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Collin Aldis met two new people this year, Smitty Myke and Shirlene Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year. Collin Aldis is worrying about his brother Thedrick Aldis, who 13 years ago left for a voyage on the Pederasty and hasn't been heard from since.
407.   Collin is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. Collin is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Collin Aldis is planning to move to a bigger town. Camilla Aldis gave birth to a girl named Ambrosia Addis Aldis, after Ambrosia Aldis, of whom Collin Aldis is the father. Collin Aldis's daughter, Ambrosia Aldis, died in Waugh, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Collin Aldis moved to Vandalia, 5 miles away from Waugh. Collin Aldis moved out of Zollie House in Waugh. Collin Aldis caught word of an uninhabited house in Vandalia, Hornbeak, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Collin Aldis moved into Gilles House in Vandalia. Collin Aldis met 33 new people this year: Worthy Aldis, Hortense Vaclav, Mathilde Aldis, Zeb Guillermo, Doralin Aldis, Seth Vaclav, Rudolfo Zollie, Jameson Aldis, Nollie Aldis, Zared Aldis, Rebekkah Aldis, Kaile Vaclav, Hilbert Aldis, Yance Guillermo, Lem Aldis, Ruddie Guillermo, Elliott Noland, Vassili Zollie, Sari Noland, Abelard Aldis, Hortense Vaclav, Zeb Guillermo, Frankie Guillermo, Baron Aldis, Glynis Guillermo, Orly Aldis, Germaine Aldis, Creighton Zollie, Almeria Aldis, Annalisa Aldis, Abel Aldis, Leora Vaclav, and Anna-Diane Zollie. Collin just found out from Sammy Guillermo that his father Roarke Aldis died of natural causes in Winston, Hornbeak 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 25 years ago in in Winston, Hornbeak. (Sammy had recently found this out from Sammy Guillermo.) Collin reunited with his brother Salim Aldis, who he hasn't seen since 33 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin visited with his friend Lianne Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Waugh, Hornbeak. Collin visited with his friend Rosmunda Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 41 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin visited with his friend Irwin Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 25 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin visited with his friend Clarita Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Waugh, Hornbeak. Collin Aldis made 29 new friends this year: Worthy Aldis, Jameson Aldis, Hilbert Aldis, Zared Aldis, Lem Aldis, Abelard Aldis, Mathilde Aldis, Mathilde Aldis, Orly Aldis, Gusty Aldis, Abel Aldis, Almeria Aldis, Zeb Guillermo, Frankie Guillermo, Sammy Guillermo, Ruddie Guillermo, Glynis Guillermo, Zeb Guillermo, Sari Noland, Elliott Noland, Sherwin Vaclav, Yves Vaclav, Kaile Vaclav, Hortense Vaclav, Seth Vaclav, Leora Vaclav, Rudolfo Zollie, Vassili Zollie, and Anna-Diane Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year. Collin Aldis is worrying about his brother Thedrick Aldis, who 14 years ago left for a voyage on the Pederasty and hasn't been heard from since.
408.   Collin is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. Collin is getting better at speaking Jervisi. The dialect of Jervisi that Collin Aldis speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Jervisi; as such, Hornbeakic now speaks Collin Camilla Aldis gave birth to a girl named Gusty Peggy Aldis, after Gusty Gilles, of whom Collin Aldis is the father. Collin Aldis met 7 new people this year: Kelli Zollie, Gretal Noland, Mohamad Myke, Garrot Noland, Waylin Aldis, Trista Guillermo, and Yves Vaclav. Collin Aldis made 17 new friends this year: Collin Aldis, Germaine Aldis, Arnoldo Aldis, Doralin Aldis, Tudor Aldis, Waylin Aldis, Annalisa Aldis, Nollie Aldis, Lem Aldis, Crawford Guillermo, Trista Guillermo, Yance Guillermo, Mohamad Myke, Garrot Noland, Gretal Noland, Tarah Noland, and Creighton Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year. Collin Aldis is wondering about his brother Thedrick Aldis, who 15 years ago left for a voyage on the Pederasty and hasn't been heard from since.