Narrative

379.   Lana Philomena Aldis was born to Jeanine Aldis and Marc Aldis in the town of Vandalia, on the island of Hornbeak. 25 people came to meet Lana Aldis for the first time this year: Cristabel Aldis, Lana Aldis, Abagail Vaclav, Kaile Aldis, Ciel Vaclav, Apostolos Vaclav, Leontine Aldis, Rosmunda Vaclav, Jeanine Aldis, Yves Vaclav, Tyrus Vaclav, Kissie Vaclav, Biddy Vaclav, Kelley Aldis, Gusty Vaclav, Kizzie Aldis, Marc Aldis, Shirlene Vaclav, Camilla Aldis, Aylmer Vaclav, Sandy Vaclav, Fania Vaclav, Katerina Aldis, Ambrosia Vaclav, and Martino Vaclav. 3 people came to meet Lana Aldis for the first time this year: Jesus Vaclav, Frankie Aldis, and Lem Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lana this year.
380.   Lana is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Lana is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Lana Aldis's half-sister, Sandy Vaclav, was murdered by Dell Aldis in an act of revenge. Lana Aldis made 10 new friends this year: Cristabel Aldis, Glynis Aldis, Jillana Aldis, Lelah Aldis, Saree Aldis, Sherwin Vaclav, Kissie Vaclav, Biddy Vaclav, Hortense Vaclav, and Tyrus Vaclav.
381.   Lana is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Lana is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Lana visited her friend Lelah Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Marc Aldis moved to Winston, 2 miles away from Vandalia. Marc Aldis was told of an uninhabited house in Winston, Hornbeak, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Lana Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Vandalia. Lana Aldis moved into Aldis House in Winston.
382.   Lana is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Lana is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Lana Aldis moved into Aldis House in Winston.
383.   Lana has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Lana is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Marc Aldis is planning to move to a bigger town. Marc Aldis moved to Waugh, 3 miles away from Winston. Marc Aldis found an uninhabited house in Waugh, Hornbeak, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Lana Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Winston. Lana Aldis moved into Vaclav House in Waugh. Lana Aldis moved out of Vaclav House in Winston.
384.   Lana Aldis is now 5 years old. Lana is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Lana Aldis's parents Marc Aldis and Jeanine Aldis divorced after 12 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Marc Aldis and Jeanine Aldis decided that Jeanine will stay in their house, and Marc will move out. Lana Aldis met 6 new people this year: Benedict Gilles, Kelli Vaclav, Wilow Vaclav, Blinnie Myke, Gwen Gilles, and Osgood Vaclav. Lana Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Tonnie Aldis, Elfreda Gilles, Lamont Gilles, Blinnie Myke, and Shaw Vaclav.
385.   Lana is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Lana Aldis met 3 new people this year: Husein Aldis, Hirsch Aldis, and Tiebold Vaclav. Lana Aldis made 17 new friends this year: Harald Aldis, Edwina Aldis, Susi Aldis, Tuck Aldis, Lynnell Aldis, Bartholomew Gilles, Gwen Gilles, Adair Gilles, Bernelle Gilles, Aylmer Gilles, Keith Guillermo, Jeremy Guillermo, Thedrick Myke, Rosmunda Vaclav, Wilow Vaclav, Waylin Vaclav, and Kelli Vaclav.
386.   Lana is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Lana Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Fitzgerald Gilles, Phaedra Vaclav, Osgood Vaclav, and Gordan Vaclav. Lana Aldis is worrying about her father Marc Aldis, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Tonsina, Hornbeak.
387.   Lana has become fluent in Monedusus. Lana visited her cousin, Edwina Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Lana visited her friend Blinnie Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Lana Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Hirsch Aldis, Marc Aldis, Devonne Aldis, Jake Gilles, and Tiebold Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lana this year.
388.   Lana Aldis met one new person this year, Martino Vaclav. Lana just found out from Jeanine Aldis that her family member Cristabel Aldis died in a freak accident in Vandalia, Hornbeak 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Vandalia, Hornbeak. (Jeanine had recently found this out from Thedrick Myke.) Lana Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Jacynth Aldis, Jeanine Aldis, Pip Gilles, Benedict Gilles, Madona Vaclav, and Harald Vaclav.
389.   Lana Aldis is now 10 years old. Lana Aldis moved out of Vaclav House in Waugh. Lana Aldis moved into Aldis House in Waugh. Lana Aldis's mother Jeanine Aldis married Thedrick Myke in Waugh, Hornbeak. Jeanine Aldis is now named Jeanine Myke. Lana Aldis met two new people this year, Baxter Aldis and Lianne Aldis. Lana just found out from Jeanine Myke that her sister Kizzie Aldis died of disease in Winston, Hornbeak 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Winston, Hornbeak. (Jeanine had recently found this out from Thedrick Myke.) Lana Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Jacynth Aldis, Husein Aldis, Marna Gilles, Stillmann Myke, and Kati Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lana this year.
390.   Lana Aldis met 4 new people this year: Layla Gilles, Lind Gilles, Franklyn Aldis, and Baron Aldis. Lana just found out from Bebe Aldis that her family member Raymundo Aldis was murdered in Winston, Hornbeak 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Winston, Hornbeak. (Bebe had recently found this out from Benedict Gilles.) Lana just found out from Pip Gilles that her family member Siana Aldis was murdered in Winston, Hornbeak 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Winston, Hornbeak. (Pip had recently found this out from Thedrick Myke.) Lana Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Harmon Aldis, Franklyn Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, and Lamont Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lana this year.
391.   Lana Aldis met two new people this year, Carlene Aldis and Lida Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lana this year.
392.   Lana Aldis met one new person this year, Merril Gilles. Lana Aldis is wondering about her father Marc Aldis, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Royalton, Hornbeak.
393.   Harald Vaclav is trying to gather up a group of people in Waugh for an expedition on the Pederasty, which Harald Vaclav has agreed to lead. Thedrick Myke vehemently declined an invitation from Harald Vaclav to leave Waugh on the Pederasty, due to considerations of family. Thedrick Myke is planning to move to a bigger town. Thedrick Myke moved to Vandalia, 5 miles away from Waugh. Thedrick Myke found an uninhabited house in Vandalia, Hornbeak, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Lana Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Waugh. Lana Aldis moved into Aldis House in Vandalia. Lana Aldis met 19 new people this year: Kelli Gilles, Mathilde Aldis, Hortense Vaclav, Yance Guillermo, Howard Vaclav, Almeria Aldis, Hortense Vaclav, Sari Noland, Winona Noland, Lem Aldis, Doralin Aldis, Ruddie Guillermo, Seth Vaclav, Abelard Aldis, Bealle Vaclav, Hilbert Aldis, Elliott Noland, Leora Vaclav, and Orly Aldis. Lana visited with her friend Ingram Noland, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her friend Gusty Noland, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana caught up with an old acquaintance, Amelia Noland, who she hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her family member Rosmunda Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her friend Sherwin Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her family member Biddy Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her family member Yves Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana caught up with an old acquaintance, Lem Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her uncle Tyrus Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her family member Kaile Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her family member Arnoldo Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her friend Salim Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her friend Glynis Guillermo, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her niece Melantha Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her uncle Kelley Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her friend Saree Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana caught up with an old acquaintance, Sylvia Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana caught up with an old acquaintance, Worthy Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her friend Irwin Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her friend Jesus Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her friend Silvan Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana Aldis made 33 new friends this year: Irwin Aldis, Melantha Aldis, Clarita Aldis, Doralin Aldis, Salim Aldis, Silvan Aldis, Arnoldo Aldis, Kelley Aldis, Lem Aldis, Mathilde Aldis, Baron Aldis, Orly Aldis, Almeria Aldis, Chere Aldis, Kaile Aldis, Kelli Gilles, Zeb Guillermo, Sammy Guillermo, Yance Guillermo, Marnie Guillermo, Kalman Guillermo, Ingram Noland, Winona Noland, Amelia Noland, Elliott Noland, Gusty Noland, Hortense Vaclav, Bealle Vaclav, Hortense Vaclav, Seth Vaclav, Howard Vaclav, Jesus Vaclav, and Leora Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lana this year.
394.   Lana Aldis is now 15 years old. Lana visited her family member, Thedrick Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Lana Aldis met one new person this year, Zared Aldis. Lana Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Hilbert Aldis, Worthy Aldis, Lem Aldis, Ruddie Guillermo, and Rosmunda Vaclav. Lana Aldis is worrying about her father Marc Aldis, who 5 years ago set out for a new life in Royalton, Hornbeak.
395.   Lana Aldis met 3 new people this year: Rudolfo Zollie, Zeb Guillermo, and Angelica Guillermo. Lana visited with her friend Fancy Guillermo, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Lana Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Zared Aldis, Lianne Aldis, Fancy Guillermo, Angelica Guillermo, Sari Noland, and Yves Vaclav.
396.   Lana Aldis met two new people this year, Dennie Vaclav and Porter Vaclav. Lana Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Jameson Aldis, Neel Gilles, Zeb Guillermo, and Porter Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lana this year.
397.   Lana Aldis turned 18. Lana Aldis met 3 new people this year: Mohamad Myke, Felipa Guillermo, and Veronike Gilles. Lana Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Abelard Aldis, Veronike Gilles, Felipa Guillermo, Mohamad Myke, and Rudolfo Zollie.
398.   Lana Aldis met 3 new people this year: Zorana Zollie, Frankie Guillermo, and Charleen Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lana this year.
399.   Lana Aldis is now 20 years old. Lana Aldis met 3 new people this year: Lelah Guillermo, Anna-Diane Zollie, and Faunie Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lana this year.
400.   Lana Aldis met one new person this year, Mathilde Aldis. Lana Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Mathilde Aldis, Frankie Guillermo, and Anna-Diane Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lana this year.
401.   Lana Aldis met one new person this year, Vassili Zollie. Lana just found out from Pip Gilles that her family member Bebe Aldis died of natural causes in Waugh, Hornbeak 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Waugh, Hornbeak. (Pip had recently found this out from Jeniffer Gilles.)
402.   Lana visited her friend Silvan Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 23 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time. Lana Aldis met one new person this year, Crawford Guillermo. Lana visited with her friend Harmon Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Waugh, Hornbeak. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lana this year.
403.   Lana visited her uncle, Tyrus Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Lana Aldis met 3 new people this year: Creighton Zollie, Abel Aldis, and Annalisa Aldis.
404.   Lana Aldis is now 25 years old. Lana Aldis moved into Aldis House in Vandalia. Lana Aldis married Arnoldo Aldis in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Lana Aldis met 3 new people this year: Rebekkah Aldis, Jules Vaclav, and Tudor Aldis. Lana visited with her friend Tiebold Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Waugh, Hornbeak. Lana Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Rebekkah Aldis, Tudor Aldis, Crawford Guillermo, Melosa Shumeet, and Creighton Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lana this year.
405.   Lana Aldis met two new people this year, Patrizia Noland and Waylin Aldis. Lana visited with her friend Hakim Gilles, who she hadn't seen since 23 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Lana caught up with an old acquaintance, Merril Gilles, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Waugh, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her friend Felice Gilles, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Waugh, Hornbeak. Lana Aldis made 8 new friends this year: Annalisa Aldis, Abel Aldis, Waylin Aldis, Hugo Gilles, Anna-Diane Gilles, Merril Gilles, Patrizia Noland, and Jules Vaclav.
406.   Lana Aldis's father Marc Aldis married Merrill Vaclav in Winston, Hornbeak. Lana Aldis met one new person this year, Nollie Aldis.
407.   Arnoldo Aldis moved to Waugh, 5 miles away from Vandalia. Arnoldo Aldis heard about an uninhabited house in Waugh, Hornbeak, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Lana Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Vandalia. Lana Aldis moved into Aldis House in Waugh. Lana Aldis met 11 new people this year: Katlin Gilles, Smitty Myke, Merrill Aldis, Bobbie Gilles, Thomas Vaclav, Ralph Myke, Rita Vaclav, Josh Aldis, Alexia Vaclav, Lynnell Vaclav, and Bertina Gilles. Lana visited with her friend Franklyn Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Waugh, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her friend Gordan Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Waugh, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her friend Wilow Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Waugh, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her friend Kelli Gilles, who she hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Waugh, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her friend Adair Gilles, who she hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Waugh, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her family member Tonnie Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Waugh, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her family member Jacynth Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Waugh, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her friend Phaedra Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Waugh, Hornbeak. Lana visited with her friend Osgood Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Waugh, Hornbeak. Lana Aldis made 9 new friends this year: Merrill Aldis, Josh Aldis, Katlin Gilles, Bobbie Gilles, Smitty Myke, Ralph Myke, Thomas Vaclav, Shirlene Vaclav, and Rita Vaclav.
408.   Lana is starting to pick up Wauseoni. Lana is starting to pick up Jervisi. Lana is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Lana is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. The dialect of Jervisi that Lana Aldis speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Jervisi; as such, Hornbeakic now speaks Lana Arnoldo Aldis is planning to move to a neighboring town. Lana Aldis and Arnoldo Aldis divorced after 4 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Arnoldo Aldis and Lana Aldis decided that Lana will stay in their house, and Arnoldo will move out. Lana Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Waugh. Lana Aldis moved into Aldis House in Waugh. Lana Aldis married Franklyn Aldis in Waugh, Hornbeak. Franklyn Aldis had an affair with Kelli Gilles; Franklyn's wife, Lana Aldis, did not find out. Lana visited her uncle, Kelley Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Lana Aldis met two new people this year, Shirlene Vaclav and Katrine Vaclav.