Narrative

374.   Kissie Joby Vaclav was born to Sandy Vaclav and Sherwin Vaclav in the town of Vandalia, on the island of Hornbeak. 19 people came to meet Kissie Vaclav for the first time this year: Jesus Vaclav, Tyrus Vaclav, Bessy Aldis, Camilla Aldis, Aditya Aldis, Jeanine Aldis, Kissie Vaclav, Sandy Vaclav, Collin Vaclav, Chris Aldis, Gusty Vaclav, Hortense Vaclav, Kizzie Aldis, Fania Vaclav, Jesus Vaclav, Gusty Vaclav, Aylmer Vaclav, Aditya Aldis, and Sherwin Vaclav. Biddy Vaclav people came to meet Kissie Vaclav for the first time. Kissie Vaclav made 5 new friends this year: Marc Aldis, Jillana Aldis, Dell Aldis, Sherwin Vaclav, and Aylmer Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kissie this year.
375.   Kissie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kissie Vaclav made 26 new friends this year: Lilah Aldis, Cristabel Aldis, Franklyn Aldis, Frankie Aldis, Katerina Aldis, Aditya Aldis, Nanice Aldis, Otis Aldis, Hillard Aldis, Fairfax Aldis, Jerrome Aldis, Merril Gilles, Ingram Noland, Abagail Vaclav, Collin Vaclav, Thorndike Vaclav, Fania Vaclav, Apostolos Vaclav, Rosmunda Vaclav, Yves Vaclav, Biddy Vaclav, Susana Vaclav, Sandy Vaclav, Jesus Vaclav, Martino Vaclav, and Ciel Vaclav.
376.   Kissie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kissie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Kissie Vaclav's younger half-brother, Stevy Vaclav, was born in Vandalia. Kissie Vaclav's half-brother, Stevy Vaclav, died in Vandalia, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Kissie Vaclav made 9 new friends this year: Jeanine Aldis, Kelley Aldis, Kizzie Aldis, Lelah Aldis, Silvan Aldis, Camilla Aldis, Saree Gilles, Gusty Vaclav, and Tyrus Vaclav.
377.   Kissie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kissie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Kissie Vaclav's younger half-sister, Gusty Vaclav, was born in Vandalia. Kissie Vaclav made 6 new friends this year: Sylvia Aldis, Salim Aldis, Lem Aldis, Patrik Noland, Ambrosia Vaclav, and Shirlene Vaclav.
378.   Kissie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Kissie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Kissie Vaclav's mother, Sandy Vaclav, murdered 12-year-old Jerrome Aldis in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Kissie Vaclav's half-sister, Gusty Vaclav, died in Vandalia, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Kissie Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Leontine Aldis, Hillard Aldis, and Josiah Gilles.
379.   Kissie Vaclav is now 5 years old. Kissie has become fluent in Monedusus. Kissie Vaclav's younger half-brother, Finley Vaclav, was born in Vandalia. Kissie Vaclav's father Sherwin Vaclav married Rosmunda Vaclav in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Kissie Vaclav met 4 new people this year: Lemmy Aldis, Geraldine Aldis, Lanny Aldis, and Donal Aldis.
380.   Kissie Vaclav's younger half-brother, Seth Vaclav, was born in the town of Vandalia, on the island of Hornbeak. Kissie Vaclav's half-brother, Finley Vaclav, died in Vandalia, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Kissie Vaclav's mother, Sandy Vaclav, was murdered by Dell Aldis in an act of revenge. Kissie Vaclav met one new person this year, Orly Aldis. Kissie Vaclav made 10 new friends this year: Sam Aldis, Lana Aldis, Eli Aldis, Lemmy Aldis, Orly Aldis, Donal Aldis, Kelli Gilles, Gusty Noland, Jesus Vaclav, and Hortense Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kissie this year.
381.   Kissie Vaclav's younger half-brother, Godfry Vaclav, was born in the town of Vandalia, on the island of Hornbeak. Kissie visited her friend Lelah Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time. Kissie Vaclav's half-brother, Godfry Vaclav, died in Vandalia, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Kissie Vaclav met two new people this year, Nevins Gilles and Worthy Aldis. Kissie Vaclav made 9 new friends this year: Gabriel Aldis, Kaile Aldis, Geraldine Aldis, Lanny Aldis, Nevins Gilles, Jodie Gilles, Nevins Gilles, Amelia Noland, and Seth Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kissie this year.
382.   Kissie visited her grandmother, Hortense Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kissie Vaclav met 3 new people this year: Anabel Gilles, Arnoldo Aldis, and Winona Noland. Kissie Vaclav made 5 new friends this year: Arnoldo Aldis, Anabel Gilles, Alasdair Gilles, Thedrick Myke, and Blinnie Myke.
383.   Jesus Vaclav is trying to gather up a group of people in Vandalia for an expedition on the Muckender, which Jesus Vaclav has agreed to lead. Collin Vaclav hesitantly accepted an invitation from Jesus Vaclav to leave Vandalia on the Muckender. Kissie Vaclav moved out of Zollie House in Vandalia. Kissie Vaclav boarded the Muckender from the port of Vandalia, Hornbeak. Jesus Vaclav has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Muckender, under command of Capt. Jesus Vaclav, has left the harbor at Vandalia, Hornbeak. The Muckender is heading E at quarter-speed.
384.   Kissie Vaclav is now 10 years old. The Muckender is heading E at three-quarter speed. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kissie this year.
385.   The Muckender is heading NE at full-speed. Kissie Vaclav met one new person this year, Erhard Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kissie this year.
386.   The Muckender is heading S at full-speed. Kissie Vaclav met one new person this year, Ralph Vaclav.
387.   The Muckender is heading S at quarter-speed. Kissie visited her friend Otis Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Kissie Vaclav met 3 new people this year: See Aldis, Nady Vaclav, and Emelia Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kissie this year.
388.   The Muckender is heading S at three-quarter speed. Kissie Vaclav met one new person this year, West Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kissie this year.
389.   Kissie Vaclav is now 15 years old. The Muckender is heading S at quarter-speed. Kissie Vaclav met one new person this year, Gypsy Aldis.
390.   The Muckender sits motionless on the open sea, 387 miles off the coast of Burmuda. Kissie Vaclav met 3 new people this year: Barbabas Aldis, Aylmer Vaclav, and Willdon Vaclav.
391.   The Muckender is heading S at quarter-speed. The crew of the Muckender, which has been at sea for 8 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Ambrosia Aldis openly blames Capt. Jesus Vaclav for the death of her daughter Abagail Aldis. Kissie Vaclav died aboard the Muckender, which had become lost at sea; she was 17 years old.