Narrative

347.   Collin Christian Vaclav was born to Addis Vaclav and Collin Vaclav in the town of Winston, on the island of Hornbeak. He is named after his grandfather, Collin Aldis. 13 people came to meet Collin Vaclav for the first time this year: Addis Vaclav, Brandi Vaclav, Collin Vaclav II, Hortense Aldis, Roarke Aldis, Gusty Vaclav, Collin Vaclav, Amelia Vaclav, Samson Vaclav, Hortense Aldis, Philly Aldis, Collin Vaclav, and Roarke Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Collin this year.
348.   Collin is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Collin Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Lynnell Aldis, Amelia Vaclav, and Jesus Vaclav.
349.   Collin is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Collin Vaclav made 4 new friends this year: Hortense Aldis, Roarke Aldis, Gusty Vaclav, and Ronica Zollie.
350.   Collin is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Gusty Aldis people came to meet Collin Vaclav for the first time. Collin Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Gusty Aldis, Roarke Aldis, and Collin Vaclav.
351.   Collin has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Collin Vaclav's younger brother, Cory Vaclav, was born in Winston.
352.   Collin Vaclav turned 5. Collin Vaclav met two new people this year, Husein Vaclav and Alis Zollie.
353.   Collin Vaclav met two new people this year, Sam Aldis and Connie Aldis. Collin Vaclav made 10 new friends this year: Harald Aldis, Philly Aldis, Eli Aldis, Pippa Aldis, Brandi Vaclav, Hortense Vaclav, Ambrosia Vaclav, Cory Vaclav, Collin Vaclav II, and Rebbecca Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
354.   Collin Vaclav's younger sister, Sydelle Vaclav, was born in Winston. In Zollie House, their home, Collin is attending to Addis Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Collin Vaclav's mother, Addis Vaclav, died in Winston, Hornbeak, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 33 years old. Collin visited his aunt, Brandi Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Collin Vaclav met two new people this year, Glen Myke and Orrin Aldis. Collin Vaclav made 7 new friends this year: Orrin Aldis, Connie Aldis, Sonnie Aldis, Otis Aldis, Glen Myke, Marrilee Myke, and Seth Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
355.   Collin Vaclav's sister, Sydelle Vaclav, died in Winston, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Collin Vaclav met one new person this year, Maude Aldis. Collin Vaclav made 5 new friends this year: Lem Aldis, Elene Aldis, Sherwin Vaclav, Jesus Vaclav, and Alis Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
356.   In Zollie House, their home, Collin is attending to Samson Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
357.   Collin Vaclav is now 10 years old. Collin visited his aunt, Philly Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Collin visited his cousin, Sonnie Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Collin visited his cousin, Nollie Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Collin Vaclav met one new person this year, Pip Gilles. Collin Vaclav made 4 new friends this year: Pip Gilles, Yves Vaclav, Meryl Vaclav, and Peggy Vaclav.
358.   Collin Vaclav met two new people this year, Josh Vaclav and Susana Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
360.   Collin Vaclav met one new person this year, Thorndike Vaclav.
361.   Collin Vaclav met one new person this year, Yves Vaclav. Collin Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Zita Aldis, Harald Vaclav, and Yves Vaclav.
362.   Collin Vaclav turned 15. Collin visited his friend Gusty Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time. Collin Vaclav met 4 new people this year: Abagail Vaclav, Ciel Vaclav, Rosmunda Vaclav, and Shirlene Vaclav.
363.   Collin Vaclav met one new person this year, Gabriel Aldis. Collin Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Abagail Vaclav, Susana Vaclav, and Shirlene Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
365.   Collin Vaclav is now 18 years old. Michael Noland attempted to murder Collin Vaclav, but failed and was himself killed. Collin Vaclav killed 37-year-old Michael Noland in self-defense in Winston, Hornbeak, after the latter tried to murder him. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Collin this year.
366.   In Zollie House, their home, Collin is attending to Amelia Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Collin Vaclav met one new person this year, Raymundo Aldis.
367.   Collin Vaclav turned 20. Collin Vaclav met two new people this year, Siana Aldis and Jacynth Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Collin this year.
368.   Collin Vaclav's brother, Collin Vaclav II, murdered 36-year-old Baillie Guillermo at sea aboard the Lieutenancy. Collin Vaclav's brother, Collin Vaclav II, murdered Collin Vaclav II in an act of revenge. This was his second victim. Collin Vaclav met one new person this year, Irwin Aldis. Collin visited with his friend Lynnell Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak.
369.   Collin Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Siana Aldis, Irwin Aldis, and Philly Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
370.   Collin is starting to pick up Monedusus. Collin is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Collin Vaclav is planning to move to a neighboring town. Collin visited his friend Rebbecca Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time. Collin Vaclav moved to Vandalia, 2 miles away from Winston. Collin Vaclav moved out of Zollie House in Winston. Collin Vaclav caught word of an uninhabited house in Vandalia, Hornbeak, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Collin Vaclav moved into Zollie House in Vandalia. Collin Vaclav met 24 new people this year: Lilah Aldis, Jeanine Aldis, Hakim Gilles, Merrill Gilles, Apostolos Vaclav, Fania Vaclav, Hillard Aldis, Sandy Aldis, Biddy Vaclav, Gusty Vaclav, Tuck Aldis, Harmon Aldis, Kizzie Aldis, Chris Aldis, Merril Gilles, Aylmer Vaclav, Lem Aldis, Aditya Aldis, Camilla Aldis, Jillana Aldis, Kaile Aldis, Cristabel Aldis, Martino Vaclav, and Jerrome Aldis. Collin visited with his friend Pip Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin visited with his family member Gusty Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin visited with his family member Sherwin Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin visited with his family member Hortense Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin visited with his friend Tyrus Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin visited with his friend Jesus Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin visited with his friend Pippa Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin visited with his family member Jesus Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin Vaclav made 20 new friends this year: Harmon Aldis, Sandy Aldis, Sylvia Aldis, Lilah Aldis, Silvan Aldis, Kaile Aldis, Jillana Aldis, Kelley Aldis, Kizzie Aldis, Marc Aldis, Cristabel Aldis, Jeanine Aldis, Aditya Aldis, Fairfax Aldis, Merril Gilles, Merrill Gilles, Hakim Gilles, Gusty Vaclav, Martino Vaclav, and Fania Vaclav.
371.   Collin is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Collin Vaclav married Sandy Aldis in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Sandy Aldis is now named Sandy Vaclav. Collin Vaclav met 3 new people this year: Bessy Gilles, Clarita Gilles, and Maddie Vaclav. Collin Vaclav made 8 new friends this year: Lem Aldis, Chris Aldis, Franklyn Aldis, Tuck Aldis, Bessy Gilles, Clarita Gilles, Thorndike Vaclav, and Gusty Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
372.   Collin Vaclav is now 25 years old. Collin is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Sandy Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Collin Bernd Vaclav; he is named for his father Collin Christian Vaclav. Sandy Vaclav asked Collin Vaclav for a divorce, but Collin pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Sandy Vaclav had an affair with Jesus Vaclav; Sandy's husband, Collin Vaclav, did not find out. Collin Vaclav's son, Collin Vaclav, died in Vandalia, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Collin Vaclav met one new person this year, Nanice Gilles. Collin visited with his friend Otis Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin Vaclav made 5 new friends this year: Hillard Aldis, Jerrome Aldis, Leontine Aldis, Nanice Gilles, and Aylmer Vaclav.
373.   Collin is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Sandy Vaclav had an affair with Sherwin Vaclav; Sandy's husband, Collin Vaclav, did not find out. Collin Vaclav met 4 new people this year: Ingram Noland, Josiah Gilles, Wilfred Gilles, and Patrik Noland. Collin Vaclav made 7 new friends this year: Frankie Aldis, Lelah Aldis, Josiah Gilles, Saree Gilles, Ingram Noland, Patrik Noland, and Biddy Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
374.   Collin is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Collin Vaclav met 5 new people this year: Alasdair Gilles, Nevins Gilles, Alina Aldis, Nevins Gilles, and Jodie Gilles. Collin visited with his friend Sam Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Sam Aldis, Alina Aldis, and Wilfred Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
375.   Collin is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Collin Vaclav met one new person this year, Lemmy Aldis. Collin just found out from Lelah Aldis that one of his oldest friends, Kaile Vaclav, died of natural causes in Winston, Hornbeak 3 years ago. Kaile and Collin first met 28 years ago in in Winston, Hornbeak, but hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Winston, Hornbeak. (Lelah had recently found this out from Frankie Aldis.) Collin Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Hillard Aldis, Kissie Vaclav, and Apostolos Vaclav.
376.   Collin has become fluent in Monedusus. Sandy Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Stevy Collin Vaclav, of whom Collin Vaclav is the father. Collin Vaclav's son, Stevy Vaclav, died in Vandalia, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Collin Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Lanny Aldis, Thedrick Myke, and Blinnie Myke.
377.   Collin Vaclav is now 30 years old. Sandy Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Gusty Bertine Vaclav, after Gusty Aldis, of whom Collin Vaclav is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
378.   Collin Vaclav's wife, Sandy Vaclav, murdered 12-year-old Jerrome Aldis in Vandalia, Hornbeak. Collin Vaclav's daughter, Gusty Vaclav, died in Vandalia, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Collin Vaclav met one new person this year, Donal Aldis.
379.   Sandy Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Finley Collin Vaclav, of whom Collin Vaclav is the father. Collin Vaclav met one new person this year, Geraldine Aldis. Collin Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Camilla Aldis, Glynis Aldis, and Geraldine Aldis.
380.   Collin Vaclav's son, Finley Vaclav, died in Vandalia, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Collin Vaclav's wife, Sandy Vaclav, was murdered by Dell Aldis in an act of revenge. Collin Vaclav met 3 new people this year: Sari Aldis, Orly Aldis, and Lana Aldis. Collin just found out from Sylvia Aldis that one of his oldest friends, Ronica Zollie, died of natural causes in Waugh, Hornbeak 1 years ago. Ronica and Collin first met 33 years ago in in Winston, Hornbeak, but hadn't seen each other since 11 years ago in in Winston, Hornbeak. (Sylvia had recently found this out from Hortense Vaclav.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
381.   Collin visited his friend Lelah Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Vandalia, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time. Collin Vaclav met 4 new people this year: Winona Noland, Worthy Aldis, Arnoldo Aldis, and Amelia Noland. Collin caught up with an old acquaintance, Gabriel Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. Collin Vaclav made 4 new friends this year: Worthy Aldis, Arnoldo Aldis, Jodie Gilles, and Nevins Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
382.   Nanice Aldis had an affair with Collin Vaclav; she is now pregnant. Nanice Aldis had an affair with Collin Vaclav; Nanice's husband, Fairfax Aldis, did not find out. Collin visited his aunt, Hortense Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Collin Vaclav met two new people this year, Seth Vaclav and Anabel Gilles. Collin Vaclav made 4 new friends this year: Anabel Gilles, Winona Noland, Amelia Noland, and Seth Vaclav.
383.   Jesus Vaclav is trying to gather up a group of people in Vandalia for an expedition on the Muckender, which Jesus Vaclav has agreed to lead. Collin Vaclav hesitantly accepted an invitation from Jesus Vaclav to leave Vandalia on the Muckender. Collin Vaclav moved out of Zollie House in Vandalia. Collin Vaclav boarded the Muckender from the port of Vandalia, Hornbeak. Jesus Vaclav has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Muckender, under command of Capt. Jesus Vaclav, has left the harbor at Vandalia, Hornbeak. The Muckender is heading E at quarter-speed. Nanice Aldis gave birth to a boy named Prentiss Salvador Aldis, of whom Collin Vaclav is the father. Collin Vaclav's son, Prentiss Aldis, died at sea aboard the Muckender from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
384.   The Muckender is heading E at three-quarter speed. Collin Vaclav's brother, Cory Vaclav, murdered Kelley Gilles in an act of revenge. Collin Vaclav met one new person this year, Ralph Vaclav.
385.   The Muckender is heading NE at full-speed. Collin Vaclav married Jillana Aldis on the Muckender; they now share quarters aboard the Muckender. Jillana Aldis is now named Jillana Vaclav. Collin Vaclav met one new person this year, Ambrosia Aldis.
386.   The Muckender is heading S at full-speed. Collin Vaclav met two new people this year, West Aldis and Emelia Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
387.   Collin Vaclav turned 40. The Muckender is heading S at quarter-speed. Jillana Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Nady Addis Vaclav, after Nady Aldis, of whom Collin Vaclav is the father. Collin visited his friend Otis Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 34 years ago in Winston, Hornbeak. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Collin this year.
388.   The Muckender is heading S at three-quarter speed. Jillana Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Rudyard Reuven Vaclav, of whom Collin Vaclav is the father. Collin Vaclav's son, Rudyard Vaclav, died at sea aboard the Muckender from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Collin Vaclav met two new people this year, Pammi Vaclav and Guinevere Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
389.   The Muckender is heading S at quarter-speed. Collin Vaclav met one new person this year, Gypsy Aldis.
390.   The Muckender sits motionless on the open sea, 387 miles off the coast of Burmuda. Jillana Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Willdon Collin Vaclav, of whom Collin Vaclav is the father. Collin Vaclav met one new person this year, Barbabas Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Collin this year.
391.   The Muckender is heading S at quarter-speed. The crew of the Muckender, which has been at sea for 8 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Ambrosia Aldis openly blames Capt. Jesus Vaclav for the death of her daughter Abagail Aldis. Collin Vaclav died aboard the Muckender, which had become lost at sea; he was 44 years old.