Narrative

347.   Ralph Garcia Myke was born to Stace Myke and Flint Myke in the town of Myke Town, on the island of New Waterford. He is named after his grandfather, Ralph Noland. 18 people came to meet Ralph Myke for the first time this year: Sofia Noland, Janeta Noland, Sullivan Myke, Stace Myke, Alexi Myke, Quigman Myke, Rene Noland, Rene Myke, Carsten Myke, Ralph Myke, Shalna Noland, Lynde Myke, Rene Myke, Garcia Myke, Arliene Noland, Kizzee Noland, Bennet Myke, and Flint Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ralph this year.
348.   Ralph is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
349.   Ralph is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ralph Myke's parents Stace Myke and Flint Myke divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had one child together. Stace Myke and Flint Myke decided that Flint will stay in their house, and Stace will move out. Ralph Myke moved out of Myke House in Myke Town. Ralph Myke moved into Myke House in Myke Town. Stace Myke stopped in the wilderness 49 miles east of Myke Town. 3 people came to meet Ralph Myke for the first time this year: Jocelyne Noland, Mattie Myke, and Jenny Noland.
350.   Ralph is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
351.   Ralph has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Ralph Myke's father Flint Myke married Arliene Noland in Myke Town, New Waterford.
352.   Ralph Myke turned 5.
353.   Ralph Myke's mother, Stace Myke, murdered 16-year-old Robb Aldis in the wilderness of Wilderness of New Waterford. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ralph this year.
354.   Stace Myke traveled 63 miles north in the wilderness of New Waterford.
355.   Stace Myke is looking for a good site to build a house on land that she has picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Ralph Myke moved into Myke House in Frisco. Ralph Myke moved out of Myke House in Wilderness of New Waterford. Ralph Myke, Stace Myke, and Ralph Myke, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on New Waterford called Frisco.
356.   Ralph Myke met one new person this year, Capt. Edgar Aldis.
357.   Ralph Myke turned 10.
362.   Ralph Myke is now 15 years old.
365.   Ralph Myke is now 18 years old.
367.   Ralph Myke is now 20 years old.
371.   Ralph visited with his friend Capt. Edgar Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Frisco, New Waterford.
372.   Ralph Myke turned 25. Ralph Myke is thinking about leaving Frisco, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
377.   Ralph Myke is now 30 years old.
378.   Ralph Myke is thinking about leaving Frisco, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
384.   Ralph Myke met 3 new people this year: Simon Vaclav, Valentine Vaclav, and Mellie Vaclav.
385.   Ralph Myke married Stace Myke in Frisco, New Waterford. Ralph Myke's mother Stace Myke married Ralph Myke in Frisco, New Waterford.
386.   Ralph Myke started building a ship in Frisco; it's about 24% completed.
387.   Ralph Myke turned 40. Ralph Myke is continuing to build a ship in Frisco; it's about 45% completed. Ralph Myke and Stace Myke divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Ralph Myke's parents Stace Myke and Ralph Myke divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Stace Myke and Ralph Myke decided that Stace will stay in their house, and Ralph will move out. Ralph Myke moved out of Myke House in Frisco. Ralph Myke moved into Myke House in Frisco. Ralph Myke is thinking about leaving Frisco, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
388.   Ralph Myke is continuing to build a ship in Frisco; it's about 61% completed.
389.   Ralph Myke is continuing to build a ship in Frisco; it's about 86% completed.
390.   Ralph Myke built a ship in Frisco, New Waterford, which he christened the Overmasterfulness; this is the first ship that he has completed. Ralph Myke met one new person this year, Tia Aldis.
391.   Ralph Myke is trying to gather up a group of people in Frisco for an expedition on the Reincarnation, which Capt. Harvard Aldis has agreed to lead. Ralph Myke moved out of Myke House in Frisco. Ralph Myke boarded the Reincarnation from the port of Frisco, New Waterford. Capt. Harvard Aldis has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Reincarnation, under command of Capt. Harvard Aldis, has left the harbor at Frisco, New Waterford. The Reincarnation is heading S at half-speed.
392.   The Reincarnation is heading S at quarter-speed.
393.   Ralph is starting to pick up Jervisi. Ralph is getting better at speaking Jervisi. The Reincarnation is heading SE at half-speed. Ralph visited his family member, Stace Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ralph Myke's mother, Stace Myke, died at sea aboard the Reincarnation of natural causes; she was 65 years old.
394.   Ralph is getting better at speaking Jervisi. The Reincarnation is heading S at full-speed. The crew of the Reincarnation have spotted land. The Reincarnation is approaching the island of Prasun. Reincarnation is now docked at Kasaan, on Prasun. Ralph Myke found an uninhabited house in Kasaan, Prasun, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Ralph Myke moved into Prasun House in Kasaan. Ralph Myke moved to Belk, 11 miles away from Kasaan. Ralph Myke moved out of Prasun House in Kasaan. Ralph Myke heard about an uninhabited house in Belk, Prasun, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Ralph Myke moved into Prasun House in Belk. Ralph Myke met 3 new people this year: Carl Prasun, Olympie Prasun, and Maia Gilles. Ralph Myke made 4 new friends this year: Maia Gilles, Pandora Prasun, Stillmann Prasun, and Quint Prasun.
395.   Ralph is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Ralph Myke is planning to move to a bigger town. Ralph Myke moved to neighboring Prasun Crest, a mile away from Belk. Ralph Myke moved out of Prasun House in Belk. Ralph Myke heard about an uninhabited house in Prasun Crest, Prasun, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Ralph Myke moved into Aldis House in Prasun Crest. Ralph Myke met 16 new people this year: Lefty Prasun, Mitzi Prasun, Michel Gilles, Olympie Noland, Roze Prasun, Olympie Gilles, Saunderson Prasun, Miguel Noland, Samuela Prasun, Jo-Anne Prasun, Dannye Gilles, Gaven Prasun, Samuela Prasun, Carson Gilles, Beck Prasun, and Addie Prasun. Ralph Myke made 21 new friends this year: Olympie Gilles, Dannye Gilles, Michel Gilles, Miguel Noland, Olympie Noland, Elfie Prasun, Noach Prasun, Rudolfo Prasun, Mitzi Prasun, Addie Prasun, Carree Prasun, Lefty Prasun, Hank Prasun, Bridget Prasun, Samuela Prasun, Mara Prasun, Vladamir Prasun, Willabella Prasun, Tait Prasun, Beck Prasun, and Inci Prasun.
396.   Ralph is starting to pick up Wauseoni. Ralph is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. Ralph is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Rudolfo Prasun is trying to gather up a group of people in Prasun Crest for an expedition on the Oligophrenia, which Rudolfo Prasun has agreed to lead. Ralph Myke enthusiastically accepted an invitation from Rudolfo Prasun to leave Prasun Crest on the Oligophrenia. Ralph Myke moved out of Aldis House in Prasun Crest. Ralph Myke boarded the Oligophrenia from the port of Prasun Crest, Prasun. Rudolfo Prasun has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Oligophrenia, under command of Capt. Rudolfo Prasun, has left the harbor at Prasun Crest, Prasun. The Oligophrenia is heading E at three-quarter speed. Ralph Myke made 4 new friends this year: Mitzi Gilles, Carson Gilles, Rudolfo Prasun, and Samuela Prasun.
397.   Ralph Myke turned 50. Ralph is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. Ralph is getting better at speaking Jervisi. The Oligophrenia is heading E at three-quarter speed. Ralph Myke met two new people this year, Maury Prasun and Addie Prasun.
398.   Ralph is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. Ralph is getting better at speaking Jervisi. The Oligophrenia is heading E at three-quarter speed. Ralph Myke met one new person this year, Noach Prasun.
399.   Ralph is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. Ralph is getting better at speaking Jervisi. The Oligophrenia is heading N at half-speed. Ralph Myke met one new person this year, Maury Noland.
400.   Ralph is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. Ralph is getting better at speaking Jervisi. The Oligophrenia is heading N at full-speed. The crew of the Oligophrenia have spotted land. The Oligophrenia is approaching the island of Hornbeak. Oligophrenia is now docked at Litchfield, on Hornbeak. Ralph Myke is attempting to find an open lot in Litchfield, Hornbeak, on which a house could be built. Ralph Myke moved into Myke House in Litchfield.
401.   Ralph is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. Ralph is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Ralph Myke is planning to move to a smaller town. Ralph Myke moved to Royalton, 8 miles away from Litchfield. Ralph Myke moved out of Myke House in Litchfield. Ralph Myke heard about an uninhabited house in Royalton, Hornbeak, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Ralph Myke moved into Gilles House in Royalton.
402.   Ralph is starting to pick up Monedusus. Ralph is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Ralph is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. Ralph is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Ralph visited his friend Freddy Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
403.   Ralph is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Ralph is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. Ralph is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Ralph Myke is planning to move to a bigger town. Ralph Myke moved to Waugh, 9 miles away from Royalton. Ralph Myke moved out of Gilles House in Royalton. Ralph Myke heard about an uninhabited house in Waugh, Hornbeak, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Ralph Myke moved into Gilles House in Waugh. Ralph Myke met 27 new people this year: Marc Aldis, Bobbie Gilles, Osgood Vaclav, Lynnell Vaclav, Hugo Gilles, Wilow Vaclav, Kelli Gilles, Biddy Vaclav, Gordan Vaclav, Kelley Aldis, Collin Aldis, Shirlene Vaclav, Marc Aldis, Franklyn Aldis, Bealle Vaclav, Maryangelyn Aldis, Marc Aldis, Patrizia Noland, Jacynth Aldis, Tonnie Aldis, Adair Gilles, Camilla Aldis, Bertina Gilles, Jesus Vaclav, Howard Vaclav, Phaedra Vaclav, and Anna-Diane Gilles.
404.   Ralph is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Ralph is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. Ralph is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Ralph Myke met two new people this year, Royal Aldis and Collin Aldis. Ralph Myke made 7 new friends this year: Josh Aldis, Tonnie Aldis, Camilla Aldis, Collin Aldis, Jacynth Aldis, Bobbie Gilles, and Jesus Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ralph this year.
405.   Ralph is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Ralph is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. Ralph is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Ralph Myke met 5 new people this year: Susi Aldis, Stillmann Myke, Rita Vaclav, Katlin Gilles, and Caralie Gilles. Ralph Myke made 3 new friends this year: Susi Aldis, Collin Aldis, and Stillmann Myke.
406.   Ralph is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Ralph is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. Ralph is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Ralph Myke made 3 new friends this year: Marc Aldis, Rita Vaclav, and Howard Vaclav.
407.   Ralph Myke is now 60 years old. Ralph is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Ralph is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. Ralph is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Ralph Myke met one new person this year, Alexia Vaclav. Ralph Myke made 4 new friends this year: Lana Aldis, Bertina Gilles, Smitty Myke, and Patrizia Noland.
408.   Ralph is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Ralph is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. Ralph is getting better at speaking Jervisi. The dialect of Jervisi that Ralph Myke speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Jervisi; as such, Hornbeakic now speaks Ralph Ralph visited his friend Kelley Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own father, the late Flint Myke; they haven't seen each other since 60 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Sofia Vaclav; they last saw each other 60 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Nikki Vaclav; they last saw each other 60 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Kizzee Noland; they last saw each other 60 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Sullivan Myke; they last saw each other 60 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Brent Aldis; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Elton Noland; they last saw each other 59 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Rene Myke; they last saw each other 61 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Shalna Vaclav; they last saw each other 60 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Jocelyne Noland; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Ron Noland; they last saw each other 60 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Janeta Noland; they last saw each other 60 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Lynde Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 60 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Garcia Myke; they last saw each other 60 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Carsten Myke; they last saw each other 60 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, Alexi Melvin; they haven't seen each other since 60 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Jenny Noland; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Hamlet Noland; they last saw each other 59 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Quigman Myke; they last saw each other 60 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Bennet Myke; they last saw each other 60 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Ralph is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Suellen Vaclav; they last saw each other 60 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford.