Narrative

354.   Thadeus Cosmo Myke was born to Arliene Myke and Flint Myke in the town of Myke Town, on the island of New Waterford. 23 people came to meet Thadeus Myke for the first time this year: Sullivan Myke, Rene Noland, Garcia Myke, Carsten Myke, Flint Myke, Arliene Myke, Garcia Myke, Quigman Myke, Rene Noland, Suellen Vaclav, Ron Noland, Rene Myke, Ron Noland, Kalman Vaclav, Alexi Myke, Janeta Noland, Nikki Vaclav, Thadeus Myke, Sofia Noland, Whit Vaclav, Shalna Noland, Lynde Myke, and Kizzee Noland. Thadeus Myke's father, Flint Myke, died in Myke Town, New Waterford, after a freak accident; he was 33 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thadeus this year.
355.   Thadeus is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Thadeus Myke made 6 new friends this year: Carsten Myke, Sofia Noland, Shalna Noland, Ron Noland, Suellen Vaclav, and Nikki Vaclav.
356.   Thadeus is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
357.   Thadeus is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Thadeus Myke made 6 new friends this year: Garcia Myke, Lynde Myke, Arliene Myke, Elton Noland, Janeta Noland, and Kalman Vaclav.
358.   Thadeus has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Thadeus Myke made 3 new friends this year: Ron Noland, Pen Vaclav, and Whit Vaclav.
359.   Thadeus Myke is now 5 years old. Thadeus Myke met one new person this year, Sean Jordan.
360.   Thadeus Myke met two new people this year, Sascha Vaclav and Gaston Vaclav. Thadeus Myke made 6 new friends this year: Sean Jordan, Garcia Myke, Benn Vaclav, Cacilie Vaclav, Rollo Vaclav, and Bancroft Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thadeus this year.
361.   Thadeus Myke met one new person this year, Onida Vaclav. Thadeus Myke made 3 new friends this year: Alexi Myke, Berty Myke, and Sascha Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thadeus this year.
362.   Thadeus visited his uncle, Quigman Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Thadeus visited his friend Sean Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
364.   Thadeus Myke is now 10 years old.
365.   Thadeus Myke met one new person this year, Petunia Vaclav.
367.   Thadeus visited with his uncle Sullivan Myke, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford.
368.   Thadeus Myke met one new person this year, Janeta Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Thadeus this year.
369.   Thadeus Myke is now 15 years old. Thadeus Myke met one new person this year, Rene Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Thadeus this year.
371.   Thadeus Myke met 9 new people this year: Michal Noland, Mignonne Noland, Kathye Noland, Mariel Noland, Fitzgerald Vaclav, Bernadene Guillermo, Elton Noland, Rochella Guillermo, and Lauri Gilles. Thadeus Myke made 10 new friends this year: Lauri Gilles, Bernadene Guillermo, Mariel Noland, Michal Noland, Capt. Thatcher Noland, Patsy Vaclav, Randy Vaclav, Fitzgerald Vaclav, Olwen Vaclav, and Maurine Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thadeus this year.
372.   Thadeus Myke turned 18. Thadeus Myke is thinking about leaving Myke Town, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Thadeus Myke made 3 new friends this year: Mignonne Noland, Michal Noland, and Elton Noland.
373.   Thadeus Myke met two new people this year, Marc Noland and Henry Vaclav. Thadeus Myke made 4 new friends this year: Rochella Guillermo, Marc Noland, Kathye Noland, and Nikki Vaclav.
374.   Thadeus Myke turned 20. Thadeus Myke met 4 new people this year: Carolin Noland, Thaddeus Vaclav, Dominick Noland, and Glyn Vaclav. Thadeus just found out from Elton Noland that his family member Carsten Myke died of disease in Cantwell, New Waterford 8 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. (Elton had recently found this out from Kalman Vaclav.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thadeus this year.
375.   Thadeus Myke is thinking about leaving Myke Town, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Thadeus Myke met 6 new people this year: Teodorico Vaclav II, Suellen Vaclav, Son Gilles, Onida Noland, Lauri Vaclav, and Essie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thadeus this year.
376.   Thadeus visited his friend Lauri Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Thadeus Myke met 4 new people this year: Ian Vaclav, Mikel Vaclav, Hashim Noland, and Hildy Noland. Thadeus Myke made 5 new friends this year: Son Gilles, Henry Vaclav, Ian Vaclav, Essie Vaclav, and Teodorico Vaclav.
377.   Thadeus is starting to pick up Monedusus. Thadeus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Thadeus Myke moved to Gilles Lake, 12 miles away from Myke Town. Thadeus Myke moved out of Myke House in Myke Town. Thadeus Myke was told of an uninhabited house in Gilles Lake, New Waterford, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Thadeus Myke moved into Vaclav House in Gilles Lake. Thadeus Myke met two new people this year, Doralin Noland and Pierre Noland. Thadeus Myke made 9 new friends this year: Cyndi Gilles, Diann Gilles, Javier Gilles, Mariya Gilles, Gerta Noland, Doralin Noland, Pierre Noland, Whit Vaclav, and Suellen Vaclav.
378.   Thadeus is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
379.   Thadeus Myke turned 25. Thadeus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Thadeus Myke married Diann Gilles in Gilles Lake, New Waterford. Diann Gilles is now named Diann Myke. Thadeus Myke moved to neighboring Girard, a mile away from Gilles Lake. Thadeus Myke moved out of Vaclav House in Gilles Lake. Thadeus Myke heard about an uninhabited house in Girard, New Waterford, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Thadeus Myke moved into Noland House in Girard. Thadeus Myke met 3 new people this year: Lin Jordan, Nicholas Noland, and Willmott Noland. Thadeus Myke made 6 new friends this year: Lin Jordan, Berty Noland, Tann Noland, Nicholas Noland, Constancia Noland, and Cletus Vaclav. The settlements of Dry Creek, Girard, Gilles Lakeand Leominster are consolidating; since it's the oldest town and the cultural center of the area, Dry Creek will absorb the other settlements. Due to its annexation of Girard, Thadeus Myke now lives in Dry Creek.
380.   Thadeus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Diann Myke gave birth to a boy named Nickey Flint Myke, of whom Thadeus Myke is the father. Diann Myke asked Thadeus Myke for a divorce, but Thadeus pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thadeus this year.
381.   Thadeus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Diann Myke gave birth to a girl named Mariele Petunia Myke, of whom Thadeus Myke is the father. Thadeus Myke's son, Nickey Myke, died in Dry Creek, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Thadeus Myke's daughter, Mariele Myke, died in Dry Creek, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
382.   Thadeus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Diann Myke asked Thadeus Myke for a divorce; Thadeus Myke agreed to it. Thadeus Myke and Diann Myke divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Diann Myke and Thadeus Myke decided that Diann will stay in their house, and Thadeus will move out. Thadeus Myke moved out of Noland House in Dry Creek. Thadeus Myke moved into Myke House in Dry Creek. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thadeus this year.
383.   Thadeus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Thadeus Myke married Mariya Gilles in Dry Creek, New Waterford. Mariya Gilles is now named Mariya Myke. Thadeus Myke met two new people this year, Toddy Gilles and Onida Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thadeus this year.
384.   Thadeus Myke turned 30. Thadeus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Mariya Myke gave birth to a girl named Rene Gerta Myke, after Rene Noland, of whom Thadeus Myke is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thadeus this year.
385.   Thadeus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Mariya Myke gave birth to a boy named Johnny Charlie Myke, after Johnny Vaclav, of whom Thadeus Myke is the father.
386.   Thadeus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Thadeus just found out from Suellen Gilles that his family member Kalman Vaclav was murdered in the wilderness of New Waterford 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. (Suellen had recently found this out from Ian Vaclav.) Thadeus Myke made 3 new friends this year: Witold Gilles, Toddy Gilles, and Johnny Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thadeus this year.
387.   Thadeus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Mariya Myke gave birth to a girl named Pippy Bridget Myke, of whom Thadeus Myke is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thadeus this year.
388.   Thadeus has become fluent in Monedusus. Mariya Myke gave birth to a boy named Lawrence Lyle Myke, after Lawrence Gilles, of whom Thadeus Myke is the father. Thadeus visited with his friend Janeta Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Thadeus this year.
389.   Mariya Myke gave birth to a girl named Diann Lydia Myke, after Diann Vaclav, of whom Thadeus Myke is the father. Thadeus Myke's son, Lawrence Myke, died in Dry Creek, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Thadeus Myke met 17 new people this year: Brook Gilles, Liz Shumeet, Ricardo Myke, Rene Myke, Corrinne Melvin, Muhammad Myke, Horatia Gilles, Suellen Myke, Mireielle Myke, Jonathon Aldis, Dante Aldis, Adelind Gilles, Rudolph Myke, Hilary Gilles, Lionello Myke, Kurt Gilles, and Barb Vaclav. Thadeus visited with his friend Henry Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford. Thadeus Myke made 27 new friends this year: Jonathon Aldis, Kristel Aldis, Capt. Towney Aldis, Dante Aldis, Calla Aldis, Horatia Gilles, Michael Gilles, Cati Gilles, Hilary Gilles, Andree Gilles, Hilary Gilles, Adelind Gilles, Alix Gilles, Brook Gilles, Kurt Gilles, Corrinne Melvin, Mireielle Myke, Muhammad Myke, Rudolph Myke, Rene Myke, Suellen Myke, Alejandra Myke, Lionello Myke, Rikki Myke, Rudolph Myke, Kimmo Shumeet, and Cassy Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thadeus this year.
390.   Mariya Myke asked Thadeus Myke for a divorce, but Thadeus pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Thadeus Myke met 3 new people this year: Parry Melvin, Rene Gilles, and Debby Gilles. Thadeus reunited with his sister Lynde Vaclav, who he hasn't seen since 14 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford. Thadeus Myke made 7 new friends this year: Traver Aldis, Rene Gilles, Demetra Myke, Ricardo Myke, Eduardo Prasun, Freda Prasun, and Barb Vaclav.
391.   Thadeus visited his sister, Lynde Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Thadeus Myke's half-sister, Lynde Vaclav, died in Dry Creek, New Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 48 years old. Thadeus Myke has fallen ill. Thadeus is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Kristel Aldis, Traver Aldis, Dante Aldis, Jonathon Aldis, Capt. Towney Aldis, Onida Gilles, Michael Gilles, Horatia Gilles, Hilary Gilles, Kurt Gilles, Son Gilles, Jeramie Gilles, Andree Gilles, Lindsey Gilles, Adelind Gilles, Suellen Gilles, Alix Gilles, Brook Gilles, Toddy Gilles, Hilary Gilles, Constancia Gilles, Witold Gilles, Javier Gilles, Rene Gilles, Calla Gilles, Corrinne Melvin, Pippy Myke, Mireielle Myke, Muhammad Myke, Johnny Myke, Ricardo Myke, Rene Myke, Demetra Myke, Rudolph Myke, Mariya Myke, Rene Myke, Suellen Myke, Alejandra Myke, Diann Myke, Rudolph Myke, Lionello Myke, Rikki Myke, Pierre Noland, Diann Noland, Berty Noland, Eduardo Prasun, Kimmo Shumeet, Cassy Shumeet, Carmina Vaclav, Cletus Vaclav, Geeta Vaclav, Dacie Vaclav, Fitzgerald Vaclav, Janeta Vaclav, Ian Vaclav, Lin Vaclav, Barb Vaclav, Zeb Vaclav, and Doralin Vaclav. Thadeus Myke died in Dry Creek, New Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 37 years old. Thadeus Myke was laid to rest in the Dry Creek cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
392.   Mariya Myke gave birth to a boy named Adolphus Clare Myke, of whom Thadeus Myke is the father.