Narrative

341.   Hayden Clifford Noland was born to Lauri Noland and Zeb Noland in the town of Girard, on the island of New Waterford. He is named after his uncle, Hayden Noland. 8 people came to meet Hayden Noland for the first time this year: Agatha Noland, Zeb Noland, Elton Noland, Glyn Noland, Pierre Noland, Lauri Noland, Lauri Noland, and Hayden Noland. Roderic Gilles people came to meet Hayden Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Hayden this year.
342.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
343.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Hayden Noland made 3 new friends this year: Roderic Gilles, Ramesh Vaclav, and Suellen Vaclav.
344.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
345.   Hayden has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
346.   Hayden Noland turned 5. Hayden Noland met 4 new people this year: Suellen Vaclav, Apollo Vaclav, Karee Vaclav, and Benn Vaclav.
347.   Hayden Noland's sister, Lauri Noland, died in Girard, New Waterford, after a freak accident; she was 13 years old. Hayden Noland made 5 new friends this year: Glyn Gilles, Berty Myke, Agatha Noland, Benn Vaclav, and Fenelia Vaclav.
348.   Hayden Noland's mother, Lauri Noland, died in Girard, New Waterford, after a freak accident; she was 60 years old. Hayden Noland met one new person this year, Cletus Vaclav.
350.   Hayden Noland made 4 new friends this year: Graeme Noland, Pen Vaclav, Suellen Vaclav, and Whit Vaclav.
351.   Hayden Noland turned 10.
352.   Hayden Noland's father Zeb Noland married Berty Vaclav in Girard, New Waterford. In Prasun House, their home, Hayden is attending to Zeb Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hayden Noland's father, Zeb Noland, died in Girard, New Waterford, of natural causes; he was 62 years old.
354.   Hayden Noland met one new person this year, Nikki Vaclav.
356.   Hayden Noland turned 15. Hayden Noland met one new person this year, Apollo Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Hayden this year.
358.   Hayden Noland met one new person this year, Graeme Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hayden this year.
359.   Hayden Noland is now 18 years old. Hayden Noland met one new person this year, Sascha Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Hayden this year.
360.   Hayden Noland met one new person this year, David Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hayden this year.
361.   Hayden Noland turned 20. Hayden Noland is thinking about leaving Girard, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Hayden Noland met one new person this year, Ulric Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Hayden this year.
364.   Hayden Noland made 3 new friends this year: Ulric Noland, Hashim Noland, and Cletus Vaclav.
365.   Hayden Noland married Vita Noland in Girard, New Waterford. Hayden Noland met one new person this year, Westbrooke Vaclav.
366.   Hayden Noland turned 25. Vita Noland gave birth to a boy named Tann Hayden Noland, after Tann Vaclav, of whom Hayden Noland is the father. Hayden Noland met one new person this year, Carmina Jordan.
367.   Vita Noland gave birth to a boy named Willmott Ikey Noland, after Willmott Noland, of whom Hayden Noland is the father. Hayden visited his friend Carmina Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Hayden this year.
368.   Vita Noland gave birth to a boy named Nicholas Ruperto Noland, of whom Hayden Noland is the father. Hayden visited his friend Ramesh Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 27 years ago in Girard, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time.
369.   Hayden Noland's brother, Pierre Noland, died in Girard, New Waterford, after a freak accident; he was 34 years old.
371.   Hayden Noland is now 30 years old.
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373.   Vita Noland gave birth to a girl named Suellen Sheeree Noland, after Suellen Vaclav, of whom Hayden Noland is the father. Hayden Noland and Vita Noland divorced after 8 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Hayden Noland and Vita Noland decided that Hayden will stay in their house, and Vita will move out. Hayden Noland and Vita Noland have fallen for each other again and are going to give marriage another shot. Hayden Noland married Vita Noland in Girard, New Waterford. Hayden Noland's daughter, Suellen Noland, died in Girard, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
376.   Hayden just found out from Agatha Myke that his family member Graeme Noland died of natural causes in Gilles Lake, New Waterford 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 18 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. (Agatha had recently found this out from Elton Noland.) Hayden reunited with his sister Agatha Myke, who he hasn't seen since 26 years ago in Girard, New Waterford.
377.   Hayden visited his cousin, Ulric Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
378.   Hayden Noland's wife, Vita Noland, took her own life in Girard, New Waterford; she was 45 years old.
379.   Hayden Noland met one new person this year, Thadeus Myke. Hayden Noland made 3 new friends this year: Lin Jordan, Diann Myke, and Nicholas Noland. The settlements of Dry Creek, Girard, Gilles Lakeand Leominster are consolidating; since it's the oldest town and the cultural center of the area, Dry Creek will absorb the other settlements. Due to its annexation of Girard, Hayden Noland now lives in Dry Creek.
380.   Hayden Noland met 3 new people this year: Son Gilles, Doralin Noland, and Pierre Noland. Hayden visited with his friend Whit Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Girard, New Waterford. Hayden Noland made 5 new friends this year: Mariya Gilles, Son Gilles, Thadeus Myke, Doralin Noland, and Gerta Noland.
381.   Hayden Noland turned 40. Hayden is starting to pick up Monedusus. Hayden is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hayden Noland had a sexual liaison with Berty Noland.
382.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hayden Noland had a sexual liaison with Berty Noland. Hayden Noland is wondering about his family member Constancia Noland, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Myke Town, New Waterford.
383.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hayden Noland married Diann Myke in Dry Creek, New Waterford. Diann Myke is now named Diann Noland. Hayden Noland met two new people this year, Witold Gilles and Jeramie Gilles. Hayden visited with his friend Suellen Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 28 years ago in Girard, New Waterford.
384.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hayden Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Hayden Noland asked Diann Noland for a divorce; Diann pleaded for them to stay together, but Hayden insists on divorcing. Hayden Noland and Diann Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Hayden Noland and Diann Noland decided that Hayden will stay in their house, and Diann will move out. Hayden Noland moved to Myke Town, 11 miles away from Dry Creek. Hayden Noland moved out of Prasun House in Dry Creek. Hayden Noland found an uninhabited house in Myke Town, New Waterford, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Hayden Noland moved into Noland House in Myke Town. Hayden Noland met 14 new people this year: Elton Noland, Carolin Noland, Berty Vaclav, Onida Noland, Janeta Noland, Lauri Vaclav, Mariel Noland, Teodorico Vaclav, Arliene Myke, Janeta Noland, Bernadene Guillermo, Teresa Vaclav, Marc Noland, and Mignonne Noland. Hayden visited with his family member Elton Noland, who he hadn't seen since 42 years ago in Girard, New Waterford. Hayden Noland made 15 new friends this year: Ron Noland, Michal Noland, Onida Noland, Marc Noland, Carolin Noland, Maurine Noland, Elton Noland, Capt. Thatcher Noland, Hildy Noland, Janeta Noland, Lauri Vaclav, Berty Vaclav, Randy Vaclav, Erhard Vaclav, and Teodorico Vaclav.
385.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hayden Noland met two new people this year, Garcia Myke and Willmott Noland. Hayden Noland made 4 new friends this year: Maggie Myke, Arliene Myke, Garcia Myke, and Mignonne Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hayden this year.
386.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hayden visited his cousin, Elton Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hayden Noland's son, Tann Noland, murdered 43-year-old Zippy Vaclav in self-defense in the wilderness of New Waterford, after the latter tried to murder him. Hayden Noland met 5 new people this year: Onida Vaclav, Chandler Guillermo, Randall Noland, Carolin Vaclav, and Henry Vaclav. Hayden just found out from Chandler Guillermo that his family member Glyn Noland died of natural causes in Mount Hope, New Waterford 15 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 39 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. (Chandler had recently found this out from Chandler Guillermo.) Hayden Noland made 3 new friends this year: Chandler Guillermo, Dominick Noland, and Lynde Vaclav.
387.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hayden Noland met 4 new people this year: Caryl Vaclav, Rochella Prasun, Marcos Myke, and Thatcher Noland. Hayden just found out from Patsy Vaclav that his nephew Kalman Vaclav was murdered in the wilderness of New Waterford 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 36 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. (Patsy had recently found this out from Ian Vaclav.) Hayden Noland made 5 new friends this year: Kathye Noland, Janeta Noland, Rochella Prasun, Johnny Prasun, and Onida Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hayden this year.
388.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hayden Noland had a sexual liaison with Arliene Myke. Hayden Noland made 3 new friends this year: Thatcher Noland, Patsy Vaclav, and Tilda Vaclav.
389.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hayden Noland's son Willmott Noland married Zitella Vaclav in Bean Station, New Waterford. Zitella Vaclav is now named Zitella Noland. Hayden visited his sister, Agatha Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hayden Noland's half-sister, Agatha Myke, died in Myke Town, New Waterford, of natural causes; she was 62 years old. Hayden Noland met 6 new people this year: Rolfe Gilles, Astrid Jordan, Bing Noland, Florina Prasun, Modesty Guillermo, and Eimile Gilles.
390.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hayden visited his friend Garcia Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hayden Noland met 3 new people this year: Wendeline Noland, Jaclin Vaclav, and Rene Myke. Hayden Noland made 4 new friends this year: Rolfe Gilles, Bing Noland, Sofia Vaclav, and Jaclin Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hayden this year.
391.   Hayden Noland turned 50. Hayden is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hayden Noland's son Nicholas Noland married Essie Vaclav in Bean Station, New Waterford. Hayden Noland married Maggie Myke in Myke Town, New Waterford. Maggie Myke is now named Maggie Noland. Hayden just found out from Berty Noland that his family member Fenelia Vaclav died of natural causes in Vaclav, New Waterford 7 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 27 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. (Berty had recently found this out from Son Gilles.)
392.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hayden Noland's grandchild, named Adoree Noland, was born in the town of Myke Town, New Waterford; the child's father is Hayden's son, Nicholas Noland. Hayden visited his friend Teodorico Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Hayden visited his friend Michal Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Hayden Noland's granddaughter, Adoree Noland, died in Myke Town, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Hayden is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Onida Noland; they first met 50 years ago in Girard, New Waterford and last saw each other 25 years ago in Girard, New Waterford.
393.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hayden Noland's grandchild, named Essie Noland, was born in the town of Dry Creek, New Waterford; the child's father is Hayden's son, Nicholas Noland. Hayden is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Ramesh Vaclav; they first met 52 years ago in Girard, New Waterford and last saw each other 25 years ago in Girard, New Waterford.
394.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Hayden Noland's son Willmott Noland and Zitella Noland divorced after 5 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Hayden Noland met 4 new people this year: Kyla Myke, Rikki Myke, Rene Myke, and Capt. Armand Noland.
395.   Hayden has become fluent in Monedusus. Hayden Noland's grandchild, named Nicholas Noland, was born in the town of Dry Creek, New Waterford; the child's father is Hayden's son, Nicholas Noland. Hayden Noland asked Maggie Noland for a divorce; Maggie pleaded for them to stay together, but Hayden insists on divorcing. Hayden Noland and Maggie Noland divorced after 4 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Hayden Noland and Maggie Noland decided that Hayden will stay in their house, and Maggie will move out. Hayden visited his friend Sofia Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hayden is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, Karee Noland; they first met 49 years ago in Girard, New Waterford and last saw each other 23 years ago in Girard, New Waterford.
396.   Hayden Noland's grandchild, named Brigid Noland, was born in the town of Dry Creek, New Waterford; the child's father is Hayden's son, Nicholas Noland. Hayden Noland's son Nicholas Noland and Essie Noland divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Hayden Noland married Berty Noland in Myke Town, New Waterford. Hayden Noland's son Willmott Noland married Hanni Myke in Bean Station, New Waterford. Hanni Myke is now named Hanni Noland. Hayden visited his friend Maggie Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Hayden Noland met one new person this year, Levon Noland.
397.   In Noland House, their home, Hayden is attending to Berty Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hayden Noland's wife, Berty Noland, died in Myke Town, New Waterford, of natural causes; she was 68 years old. Hayden Noland met two new people this year, Edwin Noland and Sylvan Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hayden this year. Hayden is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Whit Vaclav; they first met 54 years ago in Girard, New Waterford and last saw each other 17 years ago in Dry Creek, New Waterford.
398.   Hayden Noland's grandchild, named Ron Noland, was born in the town of Dry Creek, New Waterford; the child's father is Hayden's son, Nicholas Noland. Hayden Noland met 4 new people this year: Hilary Shumeet, Kimmo Shumeet, Juline Shumeet, and Pearline Noland. Hayden Noland made 8 new friends this year: Cassy Noland, Edwin Noland, Willmott Noland, Capt. Armand Noland, Juline Shumeet, Kimmo Shumeet, Liz Shumeet, and Hilary Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hayden this year.
399.   Hayden is starting to pick up Centrevillean. Hayden is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Hayden visited his friend Maurine Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Hayden Noland met 3 new people this year: Abbot Noland, Thatcher Noland, and Daniele Noland. Hayden Noland made 3 new friends this year: Zaneta Guillermo, Randall Noland, and Daniele Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hayden this year.
400.   Hayden is starting to pick up Pelicanic. Hayden is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. Hayden is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Hayden Noland met two new people this year, Imogene Noland and Eddie Noland.
401.   Hayden Noland is now 60 years old. Hayden is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. Hayden is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Hayden Noland's grandchild, named Tracey Noland, was born in the town of Dry Creek, New Waterford; the child's father is Hayden's son, Nicholas Noland. Hayden Noland's son Nicholas Noland married Jackquelin Jordan in the wilderness of New Waterford; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of New Waterford. Hayden Noland met one new person this year, Thor Noland. Hayden caught up with an old acquaintance, Astrid Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford.
402.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. Hayden is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Hayden Noland's grandchild, named Bennie Jordan, was born in the wilderness of New Waterford; the child's father is Hayden's son, Nicholas Noland. Hayden Noland met 3 new people this year: Francyne Shumeet, Montague Shumeet, and Suellen Noland. Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own father, the late Zeb Noland; they haven't seen each other since 50 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own mother, the late Lauri Noland; they haven't seen each other since 54 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Hayden is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, Cletus Vaclav; they first met 54 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford, but hadn't seen each other since 19 years ago in in Dry Creek, New Waterford. Hayden is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, Suellen Gilles; they first met 61 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford, but hadn't seen each other since 19 years ago in in Dry Creek, New Waterford. Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Ulric Noland; they last saw each other 25 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Kalman Vaclav; they last saw each other 51 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Lauri Noland; they haven't seen each other since 55 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hayden this year. Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Ebonee Noland; they last saw each other 45 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own ex-wife, the late Vita Noland; they haven't seen each other since 24 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Katina Noland; they last saw each other 46 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford.
403.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. Hayden is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Hayden visited his friend Arliene Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Hayden Noland met one new person this year, Olwen Vaclav.
404.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. Hayden is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. The dialect of Pelicanic that Hayden Noland speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Pelicanic; as such, Waterfordish now speaks Hayden Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Adoree Noland; they haven't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Prince Noland; they last saw each other 43 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Elton Noland; they last saw each other 18 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Agatha Myke; they haven't seen each other since 15 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Glyn Gilles; they last saw each other 56 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own son, the late Tann Noland; they haven't seen each other since 22 years ago in in Dry Creek, New Waterford. Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Graeme Noland; they last saw each other 46 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford.
405.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Waterfordish. Hayden is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Hayden Noland's son, Willmott Noland, murdered Voltaire Myke in an act of revenge. Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own wife, the late Berty Noland; they haven't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own daughter, the late Suellen Noland; they haven't seen each other since 32 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Glyn Noland; they last saw each other 58 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford.
406.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Waterfordish. Hayden is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Hayden visited his friend Capt. Thatcher Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 22 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Constancia Gilles; they haven't seen each other since 21 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. Hayden is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Pierre Noland; they haven't seen each other since 37 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford.
407.   Hayden is getting better at speaking Waterfordish. Hayden has become fluent in Centrevillean. Hayden Noland has fallen ill. Hayden is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Astrid Jordan, Rene Myke, Marcos Myke, Kyla Myke, Hildy Noland, Cassy Noland, Eddie Noland, Ron Noland, Suellen Noland, Onida Noland, Edwin Noland, Elton Noland, Abbot Noland, Willmott Noland, Daniele Noland, Levon Noland, Tilda Noland, Juline Shumeet, Rikki Vaclav, Olwen Vaclav, and Erhard Vaclav. Hayden Noland died in Myke Town, New Waterford, of natural causes; he was 66 years old. Hayden Noland was laid to rest in the Myke Town cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there. Hayden Noland's son, Willmott Noland, killed 25-year-old Rinaldo Myke in self-defense in Bean Station, New Waterford, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim.