Narrative

398.   Eddie Thatcher Noland was born to Onida Noland and Elton Noland in the town of Myke Town, on the island of New Waterford. He is named after his great-grandfather, Eddie Noland. 17 people came to meet Eddie Noland for the first time this year: Hildy Noland, Eddie Noland, Dominick Noland, Georgiana Noland, Modesty Guillermo, Janeta Vaclav, Sylvan Noland, Onida Noland, Maurine Noland, Abbot Noland, Elton Noland, Kathye Noland, Pearline Noland, Capt. Thatcher Noland, Levon Noland, Edwin Noland, and Thatcher Noland. Eddie Noland's younger half-sister, Daniele Noland, was born in the town of Myke Town, on the island of New Waterford. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eddie this year.
399.   Eddie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Eddie Noland's younger brother, Thatcher Noland, was born in Myke Town. Eddie Noland's younger half-brother, Thor Noland, was born in the town of Myke Town, on the island of New Waterford. Eddie Noland made 4 new friends this year: Hildy Noland, Cassy Noland, Juline Shumeet, and Liz Shumeet.
400.   Eddie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Eddie Noland made 6 new friends this year: Kyla Myke, Marcos Myke, Kathye Noland, Levon Noland, Thatcher Noland, and Hayden Noland.
401.   Eddie is starting to pick up Monedusus. Eddie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Eddie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Eddie Noland's younger half-sister, Suellen Noland, was born in the town of Myke Town, on the island of New Waterford. Eddie Noland's parents Elton Noland and Tilda Noland divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Eddie Noland made 8 new friends this year: Rolfe Gilles, Astrid Jordan, Arliene Myke, Nedda Noland, Georgiana Noland, Kimmo Shumeet, Janeta Vaclav, and Teresa Vaclav.
402.   Eddie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Eddie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Eddie Noland made 3 new friends this year: Elton Noland, Ron Noland, and Ian Vaclav.
403.   Eddie Noland is now 5 years old. Eddie is starting to pick up Pelicanic. Eddie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Eddie is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. Eddie visited his friend Arliene Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Eddie Noland met 3 new people this year: Francyne Shumeet, Montague Shumeet, and Shell Shumeet.
404.   Eddie is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Eddie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Eddie is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. The dialect of Pelicanic that Eddie Noland speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Pelicanic; as such, Waterfordish now speaks Eddie Eddie Noland made 5 new friends this year: Capt. Thatcher Noland, Tilda Noland, Daniele Noland, Hilary Shumeet, and Montague Shumeet.
405.   Eddie is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Eddie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Eddie is getting better at speaking Waterfordish.
406.   Eddie is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Eddie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Eddie is getting better at speaking Waterfordish. Eddie visited his grandfather, Capt. Thatcher Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Eddie just found out from Cassy Noland that his uncle Dominick Noland was murdered in Bean Station, New Waterford 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. (Cassy had recently found this out from Hanni Noland.) Eddie just found out from Cassy Noland that his father Elton Noland was murdered in Bean Station, New Waterford 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. (Cassy had recently found this out from Hanni Noland.)
407.   Eddie is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Eddie has become fluent in Monedusus. Eddie is getting better at speaking Waterfordish. Eddie visited his friend Hayden Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time.
408.   Eddie Noland is now 10 years old. Eddie is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Eddie has become fluent in Waterfordish. Eddie Noland met two new people this year, Theressa Myke and Emma Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eddie this year.