Narrative

385.   Willmott Bennet Noland was born to Janeta Noland and Ron Noland in the town of Myke Town, on the island of New Waterford. He is named after his great-grandfather, Willmott Noland. 12 people came to meet Willmott Noland for the first time this year: Ron Noland, Michal Noland, Carolin Noland, Janeta Noland, Elton Noland, Dominick Noland, Mariel Noland, Willmott Noland, Elton Noland, Janeta Noland, Teresa Vaclav, and Marc Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Willmott this year.
386.   Willmott is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Willmott Noland's younger brother, Randall Noland, was born in Myke Town. Willmott visited his grandfather, Elton Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Willmott Noland made 4 new friends this year: Agatha Myke, Maurine Noland, Elton Noland, and Onida Noland.
387.   Willmott is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Willmott Noland made 3 new friends this year: Randy Vaclav, Henry Vaclav, and Lauri Vaclav.
388.   Willmott is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Willmott is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Willmott Noland's younger brother, Bing Noland, was born in Myke Town. Willmott Noland made 4 new friends this year: Capt. Thatcher Noland, Berty Vaclav, Patsy Vaclav, and Onida Vaclav.
389.   Willmott has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Willmott is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Willmott visited his friend Agatha Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Willmott Noland made 3 new friends this year: Rolfe Gilles, Johnny Prasun, and Tilda Vaclav.
390.   Willmott Noland turned 5. Willmott is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Willmott Noland's younger sister, Wendeline Noland, was born in Myke Town. Willmott Noland met 4 new people this year: Modesty Guillermo, Erhard Vaclav, Sullivan Myke, and Vladamir Guillermo.
391.   Willmott is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Ron Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Willmott Noland's younger brother, Elton Noland, was born in Myke Town. Willmott Noland's sister, Wendeline Noland, died in Myke Town, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Ron Noland moved to Dry Creek, 11 miles away from Myke Town. Ron Noland found an uninhabited house in Dry Creek, New Waterford, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Willmott Noland moved out of Noland House in Myke Town. Willmott Noland moved into Noland House in Dry Creek. Willmott Noland met 19 new people this year: Rene Myke, Adelind Gilles, Liz Shumeet, Carmina Vaclav, Onida Gilles, Parry Melvin, Kyla Myke, Ricardo Myke, Juline Shumeet, Hamil Vaclav, Dacie Vaclav, Debby Gilles, Jonathon Aldis, Witold Gilles, Diann Vaclav, Pippy Myke, Lindsey Gilles, Kurt Gilles, and Rene Myke. Willmott Noland made 26 new friends this year: Capt. Towney Aldis, Jonathon Aldis, Traver Aldis, Horatia Gilles, Jeramie Gilles, Lindsey Gilles, Adelind Gilles, Toddy Gilles, Javier Gilles, Hilary Gilles, Onida Gilles, Witold Gilles, Debby Gilles, Kurt Gilles, Corrinne Melvin, Rene Myke, Mireielle Myke, Ricardo Myke, Rudolph Myke, Lionello Myke, Diann Noland, Kimmo Shumeet, Cassy Shumeet, Janeta Vaclav, Doralin Vaclav, and Zeb Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Willmott this year.
392.   Willmott is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Jonathon Aldis is trying to gather up a group of people in Dry Creek for an expedition on the Episcenium, which Capt. Towney Aldis has agreed to lead. Ron Noland vehemently declined an invitation from Jonathon Aldis to leave Dry Creek on the Episcenium, due to considerations of family. Willmott Noland moved into Noland House in Dry Creek. Willmott Noland met 4 new people this year: Essie Noland, Lin Vaclav, Barb Vaclav, and Nickie Gilles. Willmott Noland made 7 new friends this year: Alejandra Myke, Randall Noland, Elton Noland, Nicholas Noland, Liz Shumeet, Lin Vaclav, and Teresa Vaclav.
393.   Willmott has become fluent in Monedusus. Willmott Noland's mother, Janeta Noland, took her own life in Dry Creek, New Waterford; she was 48 years old. Willmott Noland met two new people this year, Essie Noland and Diann Myke. Willmott Noland made 5 new friends this year: Pippy Myke, Pierre Noland, Carmina Vaclav, Dacie Vaclav, and Alla Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Willmott this year.
394.   Willmott Noland met two new people this year, Elizabet Myke and Jodi Vaclav. Willmott Noland made 5 new friends this year: Calla Gilles, Sullivan Myke, Essie Noland, Juline Shumeet, and Geeta Vaclav.
395.   Willmott Noland turned 10. Willmott Noland's father Ron Noland married Cassy Shumeet in Dry Creek, New Waterford.
396.   Willmott Noland met one new person this year, Nicholas Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Willmott this year.
398.   Ron Noland is planning to move to a neighboring town. Willmott visited his friend Calla Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Dry Creek, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Ron Noland moved to Myke Town, 11 miles away from Dry Creek. Ron Noland found an uninhabited house in Myke Town, New Waterford, called Myke House, that could be resided in. Willmott Noland moved out of Noland House in Dry Creek. Willmott Noland moved into Myke House in Myke Town. Willmott Noland moved out of Myke House in Dry Creek. Willmott Noland met 10 new people this year: Eddie Noland, Abbot Noland, Edwin Noland, Sylvan Noland, Thatcher Noland, Georgiana Noland, Zaneta Guillermo, Daniele Noland, Pearline Noland, and Levon Noland. Willmott just found out from Arliene Myke that his grandmother Sofia Vaclav died of natural causes in Myke Town, New Waterford 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. (Arliene had recently found this out from Arliene Myke.) Willmott Noland made 7 new friends this year: Kyla Myke, Ron Noland, Jaclin Noland, Nedda Noland, Thatcher Noland, Hayden Noland, and Kathye Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Willmott this year.
399.   Willmott is starting to pick up Centrevillean. Willmott is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Willmott Noland's younger half-sister, Sofia Noland, was born in the town of Myke Town, on the island of New Waterford. Willmott visited his friend Maurine Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Willmott Noland's half-sister, Sofia Noland, died in Myke Town, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Willmott this year.
400.   Willmott Noland turned 15. Willmott is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Willmott Noland made 3 new friends this year: Marcos Myke, Pearline Noland, and Daniele Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Willmott this year.
401.   Willmott is starting to pick up Pelicanic. Willmott is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. Willmott is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Willmott Noland's brother, Dominick Noland, murdered 12-year-old Ricardo Myke in Bean Station, New Waterford. Willmott Noland met one new person this year, Montague Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Willmott this year.
402.   Willmott is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. Willmott is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Willmott Noland met two new people this year, Francyne Shumeet and Shell Shumeet.
403.   Willmott Noland is now 18 years old. Willmott is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. Willmott is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Willmott Noland married Hildy Noland in Myke Town, New Waterford. Willmott visited his friend Arliene Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time.
404.   Willmott is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. Willmott is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. The dialect of Pelicanic that Willmott Noland speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Pelicanic; as such, Waterfordish now speaks Willmott Willmott Noland made 4 new friends this year: Astrid Jordan, Abbot Noland, Montague Shumeet, and Erhard Vaclav.
405.   Willmott Noland is now 20 years old. Willmott is getting better at speaking Waterfordish. Willmott is getting better at speaking Centrevillean.
406.   Willmott is getting better at speaking Waterfordish. Willmott is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Willmott visited his friend Capt. Thatcher Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 20 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Willmott just found out from Hayden Noland that his brother Dominick Noland was murdered in Bean Station, New Waterford 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. (Hayden had recently found this out from Elton Noland.) Willmott just found out from Hayden Noland that his brother Marc Noland was murdered in Bean Station, New Waterford 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 16 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. (Hayden had recently found this out from Elton Noland.) Willmott just found out from Hayden Noland that his brother Elton Noland was murdered in Bean Station, New Waterford 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. (Hayden had recently found this out from Elton Noland.) Willmott Noland is worrying about his sister Teresa Vaclav, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Vaclav Lake, New Waterford.
407.   Willmott is getting better at speaking Waterfordish. Willmott is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Willmott visited his friend Hayden Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 22 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Willmott Noland is worrying about his sister Teresa Vaclav, who 5 years ago set out for a new life in Vaclav Lake, New Waterford.
408.   Willmott is getting better at speaking Waterfordish. Willmott has become fluent in Centrevillean. Willmott Noland met one new person this year, Emma Myke. Willmott caught up with an old acquaintance, Suellen Noland, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Dry Creek, New Waterford. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Willmott this year. Willmott Noland is worrying about his sister Teresa Vaclav, who 6 years ago set out for a new life in Vaclav Lake, New Waterford.