Narrative

362.   Kimmo Rodney Shumeet was born to Vilhelmina Shumeet and Hastings Shumeet in the town of Normandy, on the island of Sand Rock. 15 people came to meet Kimmo Shumeet for the first time this year: Leif Shumeet, See Shumeet, Kimmo Shumeet, Adriena Shumeet, Vilhelmina Shumeet, Corrina Shumeet, Teddi Shumeet, Rodney Shumeet, Joelle Shumeet, Charlotte Melvin, Arvin Shumeet, Damon Shumeet, Adolph Gilles, Hastings Shumeet, and Katlin Melvin. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
363.   Kimmo is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kimmo Shumeet made 5 new friends this year: Katlin Melvin, Adriena Shumeet, Vilhelmina Shumeet, Hastings Shumeet, and Joelle Shumeet.
364.   Kimmo is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kimmo Shumeet's younger brother, Giraud Shumeet, was born in Normandy. Kimmo Shumeet's mother, Vilhelmina Shumeet, took her own life in Normandy, Sand Rock; she was 28 years old. Kimmo Shumeet's brother, Giraud Shumeet, died in Normandy, Sand Rock, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Kimmo Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Jilly Myke, Corrina Shumeet, and Teddi Shumeet.
365.   Kimmo is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kimmo Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Shea Melvin, Rudolph Myke, Leif Shumeet, and See Shumeet.
366.   Kimmo has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Kimmo Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Erinn Gilles, Michaela Myke, Damon Shumeet, and Arvin Shumeet.
367.   Kimmo Shumeet turned 5. Kimmo Shumeet's younger half-sister, Dena Gilles, was born in the town of Normandy, on the island of Sand Rock. Kimmo Shumeet's half-sister, Dena Gilles, died in Normandy, Sand Rock, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
368.   Kimmo Shumeet made 8 new friends this year: Christoph Melvin, Charlotte Melvin, Aidan Melvin, Uri Melvin, Bruno Melvin, Madona Shumeet, Bunni Shumeet, and Suellen Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
369.   Kimmo Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Dru Myke, Yule Shumeet, and Carena Shumeet.
370.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
371.   Kimmo Shumeet's father Hastings Shumeet married Shea Melvin in Normandy, Sand Rock. Kimmo Shumeet met one new person this year, Sammy Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
372.   Kimmo Shumeet is now 10 years old.
373.   Kimmo visited his friend Michaela Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Normandy, Sand Rock, where they meet now for the last time.
374.   Kimmo visited his friend Suellen Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Normandy, Sand Rock, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
376.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
377.   Kimmo Shumeet turned 15. Kimmo Shumeet's half-brother, Leif Shumeet, murdered 61-year-old Jesus Gilles in Tisbury, Sand Rock. This was his second victim. Kimmo Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Corrinne Melvin, Christof Shumeet, and Godard Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
378.   In Shumeet House, their home, Kimmo is attending to Shea Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
379.   Kimmo Shumeet is planning to move to a bigger town. Kimmo Shumeet moved to Dodge, 4 miles away from Normandy. Kimmo Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Normandy. Kimmo Shumeet caught word of an uninhabited house in Dodge, Sand Rock, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Kimmo Shumeet moved into Gilles House in Dodge. Kimmo Shumeet met 31 new people this year: Hanni Myke, Chelsey Gilles, Towney Aldis, Rahul Myke, Muhammad Myke, Shea Gilles, Henryetta Myke, Corrina Myke, Mireielle Myke, Voltaire Myke, Theresa-Marie Myke, Dante Aldis, Eimile Myke, Rene Gilles, Codie Gilles, Tabor Myke, Isadora Melvin, Adams Myke, Krystle Myke, Alix Gilles, Hercules Gilles, Woody Gilles, Hilary Gilles, Sparky Aldis, Kyla Gilles, Cathleen Aldis, Xenos Myke, Blondie Myke, Jonathon Aldis, Kurt Gilles, and Rudolph Myke. Kimmo just found out from Xenos Myke that his family member Joelle Shumeet was murdered in Dodge, Sand Rock 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Normandy, Sand Rock. (Xenos had recently found this out from Xenos Myke.) Kimmo visited with his friend Erinn Myke, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Normandy, Sand Rock. Kimmo visited with his family member Corrina Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Normandy, Sand Rock. Kimmo Shumeet made 45 new friends this year: Sheba Aldis, Towney Aldis, Sparky Aldis, Kristel Aldis, Jonathon Aldis, Dante Aldis, Joanne Gilles, Clark Gilles, Spenser Gilles, Hilary Gilles, Rene Gilles, Noni Gilles, Alix Gilles, Codie Gilles, Brook Gilles, Andree Gilles, Shea Gilles, Morley Gilles, Cassy Gilles, Lothar Gilles, Dan Gilles, Rikki Gilles, Kurt Gilles, Hilary Gilles, Isadora Melvin, Udell Melvin, Hanni Myke, Henryetta Myke, Alejandra Myke, Xenos Myke, Lulita Myke, Lionello Myke, Corrina Myke, Muhammad Myke, Cheryl Myke, Eimile Myke, Rudolph Myke, Aleck Myke, Adams Myke, Joanne Myke, Rahul Myke, Rudolph Myke, Krystle Myke, Tabor Myke, and Blondie Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
380.   Kimmo Shumeet turned 18. Kimmo visited his friend Dan Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kimmo Shumeet made 5 new friends this year: Cheston Aldis, Dionysus Gilles, Hercules Gilles, Michael Gilles, and Mireielle Myke.
381.   Kimmo Shumeet's father Hastings Shumeet married Lucy Gilles in the wilderness of Sand Rock; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Sand Rock. Kimmo Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Towney Aldis, Chelsey Gilles, and Theresa-Marie Myke.
382.   Kimmo Shumeet turned 20. Kimmo visited his friend Xenos Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
383.   Kimmo Shumeet met two new people this year, Rinaldo Myke and Joleen Myke. Kimmo just found out from Corrinne Melvin that his family member Kirsten Shumeet died in Normandy, Sand Rock 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 4 years ago in in Normandy, Sand Rock. (Corrinne had recently found this out from Corrinne Melvin.) Kimmo Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Woody Gilles, Voltaire Myke, and Vera Myke. The settlements of Dodge and Tisbury are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Dodge will absorb the other settlements.
384.   Towney Aldis is trying to gather up a group of people in Dodge for an expedition on the Factorize, which Towney Aldis has agreed to lead. Kimmo Shumeet reluctantly accepted an invitation from Towney Aldis to leave Dodge on the Factorize. Kimmo Shumeet moved out of Gilles House in Dodge. Kimmo Shumeet boarded the Factorize from the port of Dodge, Sand Rock. Towney Aldis has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Factorize, under command of Capt. Towney Aldis, has left the harbor at Dodge, Sand Rock. The Factorize is heading N at quarter-speed. Kimmo Shumeet married Cassy Gilles on the Factorize; they now share quarters aboard the Factorize. Cassy Gilles is now named Cassy Shumeet. Voltaire Myke murdered 17-year-old Salomo Gilles at sea aboard the Factorize. Kimmo Shumeet met 4 new people this year: Rolfe Gilles, Adelind Gilles, Traver Aldis, and Suellen Myke. Kimmo Shumeet made 7 new friends this year: Calla Aldis, Rolfe Gilles, Horatia Gilles, Adelind Gilles, Cati Gilles, Suellen Myke, and Demetra Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
385.   The Factorize is heading N at full-speed. Cassy Shumeet gave birth to a boy named Benson Morley Shumeet, of whom Kimmo Shumeet is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
386.   The Factorize is heading N at three-quarter speed. Cassy Shumeet gave birth to a boy named Geo Keefe Shumeet, of whom Kimmo Shumeet is the father. Kimmo Shumeet's son, Benson Shumeet, died at sea aboard the Factorize from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Kimmo Shumeet met one new person this year, Debby Gilles. Kimmo Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Debby Gilles, Rinaldo Myke, and Izzi Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
387.   Kimmo Shumeet turned 25. The Factorize is heading N at three-quarter speed. Cassy Shumeet gave birth to a girl named Liz Brook Shumeet, after Liz Gilles, of whom Kimmo Shumeet is the father. Kimmo Shumeet's son, Geo Shumeet, died at sea aboard the Factorize from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Kimmo Shumeet met 4 new people this year: JoAnne Myke, Vera Myke, Theophyllus Myke, and Parry Melvin. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
388.   The Factorize is heading E at full-speed. Kimmo visited his friend Spenser Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Dodge, Sand Rock.
389.   The Factorize is heading N at half-speed. The crew of the Factorize, which has been at sea for 5 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. While everyone else was wallowing, Hilary Gilles spotted land, causing rejoicing aboard the ship. The Factorize is approaching the shores of New Waterford at full speed. Factorize is now docked at Dry Creek, on New Waterford. Kimmo Shumeet found an uninhabited house in Dry Creek, New Waterford, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Kimmo Shumeet moved into Vaclav House in Dry Creek. Kimmo Shumeet met 18 new people this year: Carmina Vaclav, Rene Myke, Dacie Vaclav, Onida Gilles, Geeta Vaclav, Witold Gilles, Zeb Vaclav, Janeta Vaclav, Robinson Noland, Diann Myke, Henry Vaclav, Jeramie Gilles, Doralin Vaclav, Toddy Gilles, Pippy Myke, Thadeus Myke, Johnny Myke, and Barb Vaclav. Kimmo Shumeet made 20 new friends this year: Traver Aldis, Suellen Gilles, Witold Gilles, Onida Gilles, Son Gilles, Javier Gilles, Constancia Gilles, Thadeus Myke, Mariya Myke, Berty Noland, Pierre Noland, Robinson Noland, Lin Vaclav, Cletus Vaclav, Geeta Vaclav, Zeb Vaclav, Janeta Vaclav, Henry Vaclav, Ian Vaclav, and Doralin Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
390.   Kimmo is starting to pick up Monedusus. Kimmo is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Kimmo Shumeet met 5 new people this year: Eduardo Prasun, Jeth Gilles, Ricardo Myke, Lynde Vaclav, and Lindsey Gilles. Kimmo Shumeet made 11 new friends this year: Jeth Gilles, Jeramie Gilles, Rene Myke, Johnny Myke, Diann Noland, Eduardo Prasun, Freda Prasun, Barb Vaclav, Carmina Vaclav, Dacie Vaclav, and Lynde Vaclav.
391.   Kimmo is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Cassy Shumeet gave birth to a girl named Juline Kirstyn Shumeet, of whom Kimmo Shumeet is the father. Kimmo visited his friend Lynde Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kimmo visited his friend Thadeus Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kimmo visited his friend Johnny Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kimmo visited his friend Kristel Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Dodge, Sand Rock. Kimmo visited his friend Dante Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Dodge, Sand Rock. Kimmo visited his friend Andree Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Dodge, Sand Rock. Kimmo visited his friend Jeth Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kimmo Shumeet met 7 new people this year: Kyla Myke, Randall Noland, Bing Noland, Carolin Noland, Willmott Noland, Elton Noland, and Teresa Vaclav. Kimmo Shumeet made 10 new friends this year: Lindsey Gilles, Toddy Gilles, Diann Myke, Ricardo Myke, Pippy Myke, Bing Noland, Carolin Noland, Janeta Noland, Willmott Noland, and Teresa Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
392.   Kimmo Shumeet turned 30. Kimmo is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Jonathon Aldis is trying to gather up a group of people in Dry Creek for an expedition on the Episcenium, which Capt. Towney Aldis has agreed to lead. Kimmo Shumeet firmly declined an invitation from Jonathon Aldis to leave Dry Creek on the Episcenium, due to considerations of family. Kimmo Shumeet met two new people this year, Essie Noland and Nicholas Noland. Kimmo Shumeet made 7 new friends this year: Suellen Myke, Rene Myke, Ron Noland, Randall Noland, Nicholas Noland, Essie Noland, and Juline Shumeet.
393.   Kimmo is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Kimmo Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Kyla Myke, Sullivan Myke, Elton Noland, and Alla Zollie.
394.   Kimmo is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Kimmo Shumeet asked Cassy Shumeet for a divorce; Cassy Shumeet agreed to it. Kimmo Shumeet and Cassy Shumeet divorced after 10 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Kimmo Shumeet and Cassy Shumeet decided that their children, Liz and Juline, will live with Cassy. Kimmo Shumeet and Cassy Shumeet decided that Kimmo will stay in their house, and Cassy will move out. Kimmo Shumeet met 3 new people this year: Jodi Vaclav, Dryke Myke, and Essie Noland. Kimmo Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Dryke Myke, Essie Noland, Berty Vaclav, and Jodi Vaclav.
395.   Kimmo is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Kimmo Shumeet met one new person this year, Nicholas Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
396.   Kimmo has become fluent in Monedusus.
397.   Kimmo Shumeet married Hilary Gilles in Dry Creek, New Waterford. Hilary Gilles is now named Hilary Shumeet.
398.   Kimmo visited his friend Calla Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago aboard the Factorize. Kimmo Shumeet moved to Myke Town, 11 miles away from Dry Creek. Kimmo Shumeet moved out of Vaclav House in Dry Creek. Kimmo Shumeet was told of an uninhabited house in Myke Town, New Waterford, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Kimmo Shumeet moved into Vaclav House in Myke Town. Kimmo Shumeet met 17 new people this year: Hildy Noland, Elton Noland, Tilda Noland, Nedda Noland, Kathye Noland, Erhard Vaclav, Onida Noland, Capt. Armand Noland, Dominick Noland, Marcos Myke, Modesty Guillermo, Zaneta Guillermo, Georgiana Noland, Maurine Noland, Levon Noland, Edwin Noland, and Thatcher Noland. Kimmo Shumeet made 15 new friends this year: Modesty Guillermo, Chandler Guillermo, Marcos Myke, Hildy Noland, Tilda Noland, Elton Noland, Nedda Noland, Dominick Noland, Kathye Noland, Jaclin Noland, Thatcher Noland, Capt. Thatcher Noland, Maurine Noland, Hayden Noland, and Erhard Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
399.   Kimmo visited his friend Maurine Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kimmo Shumeet met 6 new people this year: Arliene Myke, Imogene Noland, Sylvan Noland, Pearline Noland, Daniele Noland, and Eddie Noland. Kimmo Shumeet made 8 new friends this year: Zaneta Guillermo, Arliene Myke, Daniele Noland, Sylvan Noland, Onida Noland, Capt. Armand Noland, Georgiana Noland, and Levon Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
400.   Kimmo is starting to pick up Centrevillean. Kimmo is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Hilary Shumeet gave birth to a boy named Montague Troy Shumeet, of whom Kimmo Shumeet is the father. Kimmo Shumeet met two new people this year, Thor Noland and Abbot Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
401.   Kimmo is starting to pick up Pelicanic. Kimmo is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. Kimmo is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Hilary Shumeet gave birth to a girl named Francyne Suellen Shumeet, of whom Kimmo Shumeet is the father. Kimmo Shumeet met one new person this year, Astrid Jordan. Kimmo Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Astrid Jordan, Pearline Noland, and Eddie Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
402.   Kimmo Shumeet is now 40 years old. Kimmo is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. Kimmo is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Hilary Shumeet gave birth to a boy named Shell Kimmo Shumeet, of whom Kimmo Shumeet is the father. Kimmo Shumeet met two new people this year, Suellen Noland and Thatcher Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
403.   Kimmo is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. Kimmo is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Kimmo visited his friend Arliene Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
404.   Kimmo is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. Kimmo is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. The dialect of Pelicanic that Kimmo Shumeet speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Pelicanic; as such, Waterfordish now speaks Kimmo
405.   Kimmo is getting better at speaking Waterfordish. Kimmo is getting better at speaking Centrevillean.
406.   Kimmo is getting better at speaking Waterfordish. Kimmo is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Kimmo Shumeet is planning to move to a bigger town. Hilary Shumeet gave birth to a girl named Hanni Ivett Shumeet, after Hanni Noland, of whom Kimmo Shumeet is the father. Kimmo visited his friend Capt. Thatcher Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Kimmo Shumeet moved to Bean Station, 9 miles away from Myke Town. Kimmo Shumeet moved out of Vaclav House in Myke Town. Kimmo Shumeet caught word of an uninhabited house in Bean Station, New Waterford, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Kimmo Shumeet moved into Vaclav House in Bean Station. Kimmo Shumeet met 8 new people this year: Richardo Vaclav, Emma Myke, Sergent Noland, Erda Noland, Lyndel Vaclav, Thaddeus Vaclav, Zitella Myke, and Henderson Noland. Kimmo visited with his friend Hanni Noland, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago aboard the Factorize. Kimmo visited with his friend Alejandra Myke, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Dry Creek, New Waterford. Kimmo visited with his friend Izzi Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago aboard the Factorize. Kimmo visited with his friend Rinaldo Myke, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago aboard the Factorize. Kimmo visited with his friend Mireielle Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Dry Creek, New Waterford. Kimmo visited with his friend Rudolph Myke, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Dry Creek, New Waterford. Kimmo visited with his friend Suellen Myke, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Dry Creek, New Waterford. Kimmo Shumeet made 7 new friends this year: Zitella Myke, Sergent Noland, Erda Noland, Thor Noland, Nikki Vaclav, Garvin Vaclav, and Thaddeus Vaclav.
407.   Kimmo is getting better at speaking Waterfordish. Kimmo is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Hilary Shumeet gave birth to a girl named Suellen Geraldine Shumeet, after Suellen Gilles, of whom Kimmo Shumeet is the father. Kimmo Shumeet met 3 new people this year: Audrey Vaclav, Erhard Vaclav, and Gabi Noland. Kimmo Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Willmott Noland, Henderson Noland, and Hanni Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kimmo this year.
408.   Kimmo is getting better at speaking Waterfordish. Kimmo has become fluent in Centrevillean. Hilary Shumeet gave birth to a boy named Locke Dru Shumeet, of whom Kimmo Shumeet is the father. Kimmo visited his friend Willmott Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kimmo visited his friend Sergent Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kimmo Shumeet's son, Locke Shumeet, died in Bean Station, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Kimmo Shumeet moved to Dry Creek, 2 miles away from Bean Station. Kimmo Shumeet moved out of Vaclav House in Bean Station. Kimmo Shumeet heard about an uninhabited house in Dry Creek, New Waterford, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Kimmo Shumeet moved into Vaclav House in Dry Creek. Kimmo Shumeet met 7 new people this year: Janeta Vaclav, Ron Noland, Bennie Jordan, Jackquelin Noland, Johnny Vaclav, Rene Vaclav, and Tracey Noland. Kimmo visited with his friend Jodi Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Dry Creek, New Waterford. Kimmo visited with his friend Berty Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Dry Creek, New Waterford. Kimmo visited with his friend Diann Myke, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Dry Creek, New Waterford. Kimmo visited with his friend Pippy Myke, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Dry Creek, New Waterford. Kimmo visited with his friend Carolin Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Dry Creek, New Waterford. Kimmo Shumeet made 9 new friends this year: Bennie Jordan, Jemimah Jordan, Salomo Jordan, Tracey Noland, Jackquelin Noland, Ron Noland, Cherida Vaclav, Rene Vaclav, and Janeta Vaclav.